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NejinOniwa

November 19, 2012, 11:41:57 am #675 Last Edit: November 19, 2012, 11:43:33 am by NejinOniwa
Now for the Ultimate Badass quote of the day:
Quote from: That one random guy in the Winter War that the Russians got so fucking scared of that they ordered artillery strikes against himSimo Häyhä once shot eight Russian soldiers with one bullet. They thought they were being attacked by multiple snipers, and ran away.

And its contender:
Quote from: Why the Winter War REALLY ended
Eventually, the Russians had a stroke of luck when one sniper, after Simo had pretty much wiped out the whole team, managed to shoot him through the jaw with an exploding bullet, blowing half of his cheek away. Incredibly, Simo managed to pick up his gun and kill the sniper, and walked back to his nearest unit, where he was sent to hospital, whereupon he slipped into a coma. A ceasefire was ordered, and eleven days later, on the day Simo awoke, the Russian army withdrew.

The inevitable OH FUCKING CRAP was too much for the ruskis to handle.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

NejinOniwa

November 19, 2012, 11:42:19 am #676 Last Edit: November 19, 2012, 11:44:40 am by NejinOniwa
He's so badass he warrants a second post. Just for awesomeness.
Quote from: Simo Häyhä on how to become the greatest sniper of all time"Practice. And clear days."
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

NejinOniwa

Quote from: My laboration sheet
For coffee it's 5, for tomatoes it's 4;
while household ammonia's 11 or more.
It's 7 for water, if in a pure state,
but rain water's 6, and sea water's 8.
It's basic at 10, quite acidic at 2,
and well above 7 when litmus turns blue.
Some find it a puzzlement; doubtless their fog
has something to do with that negative log.

           -unknown

I think my chemistry professor is trying to be clever...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Penti-chan

November 20, 2012, 10:22:16 pm #678 Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 04:21:05 pm by PentiumMMX
"Bad things are bad. Don't do them!"
- PeanutButterGamer

"Right now I'm so tired I just got scared by a fire hydrant"
- JonTron

"My favorite William Shatner play is Macbeth"
- JonTron, again

"My poor innocent pie"
- Kari

"Standing around at the speed of diagnal~"
- JonTron

Penti-chan

November 27, 2012, 01:01:28 pm #679 Last Edit: December 04, 2012, 12:12:32 am by PentiumMMX
"I vow to procrastinate less!... Here in a little bit"
- A friend of mine

"Sadly, yaoi Keyblades are not an option"
- Me

"I won't be watching Breaking Dawn Part 2. I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that"
- Film Brain

"Call me Mr. Flintstone; I can make your bedrock"
- Some song I heard at work

"My Little Swinger: Friendship is Benefits"
- Pitkin

"My Little Bella: Wisdom Teeth Removal is Magic"
- Me

Chocofreak13


Bella

Quote from: PentiumMMX on November 27, 2012, 01:01:28 pm
"My Little Swinger: Friendship is Benefits"
- Pitkin

"My Little Bella: Wisdom Teeth Removal is Magic"
- Me


These quotes brought a ray of sunshine into my night. xD

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on December 05, 2012, 09:38:27 pm
>Pedophiles own Linux desktops
>News at 11


-Anon, http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S28957252


I'm confused, was there actually a news story about pedophiles who use Linux? .___.;;;;;

Chocofreak13

nah, that discussion is about whether or not microsoft is watching us surf while we pee.

Bella


Chocofreak13

click the link, it's actually semi-compelling. useful anti-crime application, or PEEPING TOM? you be the judge.

stewartsage

"What more do you need then ceramic figurines and prostitutes?"

Chocofreak13

"Be not afraid, the wood nymphs have taught me how to please a woman"

Penti-chan

December 09, 2012, 10:51:29 am #687 Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 03:12:23 pm by PentiumMMX
"I will not leave my home but stare creepily out the window at the fools who traverse outside in the cold, while I am safe and snug inside without ever needing to- wait. New comics on Wednesdays. Well, poo."
- Linkara

"This is an intense porno scene in a space battleship"
- A YouTube user, on a song from the Mega Man X soundtrack

Alex S

"The evil pizzas were no match for a simple stoplight."

Penti-chan

@Alex: I remember that quote from Power Rangers xD

"Shooting someone while they take out the garbage is now every bit as traditional as kissing someone under the mistletoe"
- The Cinema Snob