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"You want to hear the reason I eat meat? BECAUSE IT'S THERE!"


Quote from: Bella on July 15, 2012, 02:29:56 am
But then I'd be cold and horny!

This quote was posted by Stew when he hacked my account ... by asking to borrow my phone.

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2012, 04:01:35 pm
was that einstein? pretty sure it was, but are you sure?

Nah, it's all mine.
And inspired by true events.


July 20, 2012, 02:33:36 pm #572 Last Edit: July 23, 2012, 02:28:16 pm by PentiumMMX
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?"
- Me, while still waking up

"Alien lesbian vampire scene missing. Sorry"
- Cue card on Ninja: The Mission Force

"The power of my fist compels you!"

"Wait; did he just take a pizza out of the oven with his bare hands, then put it in his pants? WTF?"



"It's like, as a generic example that doesn't apply to the game, you press the button you'd think would be used to jump, but instead set off your car alarm"


What game is that?

"Defend-Your-Vehicle-Against Grand Theft Auto"?


July 24, 2012, 12:06:16 pm #575 Last Edit: July 28, 2012, 04:46:54 pm by PentiumMMX
Maybe? :3

"Is Bella a boy or a girl?"

"My favorite color is Railroad!"

"When hippo is on a bagel you can have hippo anytime"


"Matt Smith...declared his 'porn star name' to be Sherbert Shepardton"
"the host was just like "give him a lick!"
"one of the other hosts declared his to be "Buck Dickstreet"
"Craig Ferguson...brofisted him for that"

"and he's [Matt Smith] been declared a villian by "Buck Dickstreet"
because Matt Smith played chess and did something else (i heard something about boob jobs)"

"matt smith got to pick one person from the studio audience for "if you could regenerate into someone from the studio audience"
so he picked a girl in a tardis outfit
then the host said "wait, wait, isn't the doctor usually inside the tardis....?"

"craig ferguson asked what their logo meant
"is it an asshole in a triangle?"

"speaking of potter, we will miss you, and finally, hermionie is legal to screw!"
-Chris Hardwick, Host of The Nerdist

"The listing for the olympics makes it sound like a porn xD
Now on NBC: "The XXX Summer Olympics"

"the host, chris, appearantly was roommates with wil wheaton for many years
so he gave him a christmas present on the show
and the present was this:
their first christmas, they didn't have something to put on top of the tree
so they got a walrus oven mitt, and chris made little cardboard wings and a halo and they called him "Noel The Christmas Walrus"
and Noel was Wil's gift"

"a thing you didn't even know existed till today"
-Chris Hardwick

"Skyrim makes the Mona Lisa look like somebody drew a smily face on a trash can"
-Jonah (?), one of the Hosts of The Nerdist

-Me, fangirling over shirtless, gothic David Tennant

"favourite star wars movie, on 3. 1, 2, 3, Spaceballs!!"
-Chris Hardwick and an Interviewee

"I just poked her. Maybe she'll be able to join?
"did too.
with a special poke.
named Mcpokenstein"
-Me and Pent, regarding the poking of one Bella

"that man was queen victoria."
-Chris Hardwick

"i am going to urinate on it like a dog, and ruin it for everybody."
-Aisha Tyler

"oh, i really love the game tampons"
-Chris Hardwick

"so how much do ladies love halloucinigenic lipstick?"
"oh, it's the only lipsick i wear. except i immediately eat it off and get high."
-Christ Hardwick and Aisha Tyler

-Hardwick, regarding the Dreamcast Controller

"hebrew kai! we will never die!"
-Chris Hardwick


"I don't think the Church of Multics has many outposts outside of New England"
-Stew, on me finding a suitable place of worship


"What if I went in there and took a dump on the floor?"
-Dad, on Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day


@Bella: Wow. That sounds like something one of my sister's friends would say xD


"Typically, now there's a bit of watermelon in my panties. Nice shot."


July 30, 2012, 09:38:38 am #581 Last Edit: July 30, 2012, 11:15:52 am by PentiumMMX
"I think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti"

"The incidental music sounds like an Atari 2600 having sex with a Tamagotchi"

"The Step Up movies are called 'Sexy Dance' in France? That's hilariously honest"


August 03, 2012, 02:30:46 pm #582 Last Edit: August 04, 2012, 10:44:31 am by PentiumMMX
"When bananas are on a bagel, you can have banana anytime~"
- Me

"Bella doesn't like the litterbox"
"I meant the cat; not my girlfriend"
- Me, on if Stew had a cat named "Bella"

"I cried a lot when I first heard this song. It might have to do with the fact I was still a baby at the time"
- Me

"Because, if you start saying "The reason you feel the way you do is because zombie robots humping alligators in space", I'll just be more confused ^_^;"
- Me, again


"She pokes my thing, and then i'm gonna stick it in there."
"She stuck her finger in my bun."
"Then she melted."
"I'm gonna put cheese in everything."
"The Manwich thing."

-My Mum on Manwich and Such.

"It takes a village to raise an idiot."



"For no reason other than 'His penis has special powers'"
- Linkara