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"This is appropriate music to be leaving the porn store with."


October 20, 2015, 04:43:40 pm #1636 Last Edit: October 20, 2015, 04:46:48 pm by Penti-chan
"Just put 'ninja' onto anything and it becomes better; like 'Ninja Gynaecologist'"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"It's a ninja that goes inside your vagina. Goddamn!"
- " "

"If I take the car when I move, it'll be like the Oregon Trail
[fords the river] [car breaks down]"
- Me


"Wait, I can explain it... no, I can't, really."
Me, within a rather strange dream I had.


Quote from: Penti-chan on October 23, 2015, 12:56:23 am
I just screwed myself, and it felt great

"Wolf Blood Lineage: Chapter Three: The Shitstorm Continues: The Screenplay: The Movie"
- Kari

"A version of Freaky Friday where this person's male roommate turns into a female that has the same measurements as her?"
"god i hope not"
"Sounds like the plot to a porno that a Snob would review"
- Kari, Me

"I don't have anyone to fill that void in my life (And, no, Weird Al's suggestion of "filling that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day" didn't help)"
- Me

"Blockbuster? CrapCluster."
- Kari

"My fetish is changing code"
- Joel


"I think I'd be better off had the peer pressure been on doing drugs or something else less damaging than employment at Walmart"
-Employee experiences


"oh hey, General Aerith Alys Gardenia Spiegal is a pretty cool character--oh, they just died"
- Me

"It's a game that would probably be amazing to play if you were high on some sort of illegal substance"
- " "

"Nobody knows what was going on in Donnie Darko, and if you claim you're a communist with bad breath"
- Some Jerk with a Camera

"How do I commit blasphemy?"
- Joel


@Pit: basically everyone i know who's worked there agrees. :0


"If all dogs go to heaven, I just went to hell"
- Joel


"it's crawly, that's YOUR department!!!"
-Steve, on a spider that was on the ceiling


 "Dick Poop broke the internet by killing Lucifer himself"
- Joel

"The cock is going in"
- " "


November 05, 2015, 02:13:35 pm #1645 Last Edit: November 05, 2015, 09:47:31 pm by Chocofreak13
"We're like the Eeyores of sexuality."
-Buzzfeed Video, where a Lesbian was describing 'typical' Lesbian demeanour

EDIT: "Have I eaten a lot of raccoon meat? Yes I have."
-Buzzfeed Video

EDITEDIT: "British King declared King of Kandy"


November 09, 2015, 10:19:03 am #1646 Last Edit: November 18, 2015, 04:29:34 pm by Penti-chan
"Princess Jam would make for a good title for a song -w-;;"
- Me

"I like whacking the ground off"
- Vinny

"'Xbone' sounds like it could be the title of a Unix porn"
- Me

"Making a deal with Satan midgame is an advanced Mahjong technique."
- someone in the chat during a Vinesauce stream

"I don't even understand what's going on, but I won!"
- Rev

"Vaping is like a fedora in your mouth"
- " "

"Wearing a fedora is unhealthy for you, because then everyone thinks you're a dick"
- " "

"I gotta get better at using my tongue"
- Mike (James & Mike Mondays)

"I got a free rave show on my way to work"
- Me

"That's the meaning of Christmas: Blankets!"
- The Cinema Snob

"That's how you get a new pet; you wiggle your bone and then it jumps into your booty"
- Limes (Vinesauce)


"...brained my damage, I mean, damaged my brain."
Yet another example of me fumbling over words.


"why do arabs do such shitty things"
-my st00pid teenage brain


November 21, 2015, 01:05:09 pm #1649 Last Edit: November 25, 2015, 04:16:15 pm by Penti-chan
"I don't remember Scooby-Doo fighting a lobster with a giant wanking arm"
- Stuart Ashen

"Now there's a Barbie I can sleep with!"
"Well, that was just said"
- Generic little girl, Nostalgia Critic

"...I misread that as "if I get another moleworm, I can make it rain hats""
- Me, to Kari

"I am drunk, because I am awesome!"
- Linkara (Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie)

"This is the science station. It does science...I think; I haven't tested it out yet"
- " "

"I'm drunk enough to think this is a good idea"
- Cinema Snob (Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie)