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Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 24, 2008, 01:43:39 PM

The point of this game is to make a wish, then the person below you grants it, but corrupts it in the process. Then you make a wish, and the person below grants it badly and makes his/her own wish. And so on.
Example:

QuoteI wish for $1 million.

QuoteGranted, but it's in Monopoly money.
I wish for 2 brains.

QuoteGranted, but it fills up your head and you explode.
I wish for some sleep.

End example.

Anyway, I wish for Firefox 4 to be released tomorrow.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 24, 2008, 02:34:12 PM

(New forum games? New, AWESOME forum games? New, AWESOME forum games with Massive Lulz Guaranty?
The King of Games is pleased. Z'approval'd.)

Granted, but it's actually just a reskin of the latest Internet Explorer 8 beta.

Added after 45 seconds:

I wish to be a Moderator on 4Chan.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: iDarbert on June 24, 2008, 02:59:37 PM

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"(New forum games? New, AWESOME forum games? New, AWESOME forum games with Massive Lulz Guaranty?
The King of Games is pleased. Z'approval'd.)

Granted, but it's actually just a reskin of the latest Internet Explorer 8 beta.

Added after 45 seconds:

I wish to be a Moderator on 4Chan.

But you would be mistaken for a tripfag because of some weird futaba glitch.
I wish they put women in Team Fortress 2.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 24, 2008, 03:07:11 PM

(you forgot your "Granted"! THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!!)

Granted. The new class is called The Miner, who lays traps...you can guess the rest. -w-

I wish for Haruhi Season 2 to start airing...this thursday.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: iDarbert on June 24, 2008, 03:11:25 PM

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"(you forgot your "Granted"! THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!!)

Granted. The new class is called The Miner, who lays traps...you can guess the rest. -w-

I wish for Haruhi Season 2 to start airing...this thursday.

Granted. Because of the short deadline it will feature static frames 80% and a "reading it for the first time dub".
I wish for a spin-off from Eternal Sonata featuring Viola.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 24, 2008, 04:25:03 PM

Granted, but the game is for the 3DO. And it doesn't work because of DRM.

I wish for an online vacuum cleaner.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: iDarbert on June 24, 2008, 05:35:54 PM

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Granted, but the game is for the 3DO. And it doesn't work because of DRM.

I wish for an online vacuum cleaner.

Granted. But it doesn't suck, literally.
I wish for Duke Nukem Forever to be delayed a few more years.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 24, 2008, 05:46:48 PM

Granted, but a prequel called Duke Nukem: Dead End is being released Next Thursday.

I wish for Geass.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NekOSaka on June 25, 2008, 05:45:15 PM

Granted, you get a fine, new Code Geass box set.

I wish I could fly.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 25, 2008, 06:00:23 PM

Granted, but you are so happy with your wish you commit suicide.

I wish my site would instantly transfer to my new host.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 25, 2008, 07:20:43 PM

Granted, but /i/ takes it over instantly and suddenly you have NO SITE AT ALL...

I wish for a complimentary loli and bottle of soda.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: icerain on June 25, 2008, 08:51:27 PM

Granted, but the soda is poisoned.

I wish that I could have a chocolate sandwich that is mine, not poisoned, is invisible to anybody else, and not making me heavier.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 25, 2008, 10:13:03 PM

Granted, but it's on pumpernickel bread. Eww!

I wish for a good wish idea.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 26, 2008, 06:23:02 AM

Granted, but it's a bad idea to write it out...

I wish for a personal army...of catgirls.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 26, 2008, 06:36:55 AM

Granted, but they have the intelligence and character of cats and you know what they say about herding cats...

I wish that I would no longer need to sleep without it affecting my health negatively and without me feeling tired anymore.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 26, 2008, 12:58:54 PM

Granted, you now have too much time and you go mad.

I wish I actually had a use for Windows Home Server.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 26, 2008, 03:59:09 PM

Granted, but as soon as you want to set it up for the use, a Tux spears you *looks cuddly and innocent*

I wish my craptop would work faster.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 26, 2008, 04:16:29 PM

Granted. You overclock it and it fries after about an hour.

I wish I could understand Japanese.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 26, 2008, 04:35:24 PM

Granted, but you forget your native language and other ones, you might know.

I wish my craptop would work again.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 26, 2008, 07:21:54 PM

It works...but it's EVEN SLOWER than before, and all it ever does is rickroll people over ipconfig.

...I wish to know how the HELL that would be done, by the way...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 26, 2008, 09:11:24 PM

Granted, but it's a secret too horrible for humankind to bear. You take it to your grave. Now.

I wish my site didn't go down before I was able to finish reconfiguring everything.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 27, 2008, 04:51:58 AM

Granted, it now goes down just as you finish reconfiguring anything. However, you weren't able to save the settings and the last backup is from Last Thursday so yeah, you're even more screwed now.

I wish for Norwegian to stop sounding so damn silly.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 27, 2008, 12:06:05 PM

Granted, but now your native language sounds silly instead.

I wish my PHP config allowed me to upload files bigger than 2MB.

(By the way, my last backup was yesterday)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: iDarbert on June 27, 2008, 12:09:08 PM

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Granted, but /i/ takes it over instantly and suddenly you have NO SITE AT ALL...

/i/ - Oekaki?

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 27, 2008, 12:20:19 PM

Never been to the other *chans, have you?

Well, let's just say. ED is not your friend, but it's damn right more friendly than /i/ ever was. THE I IS FOR INVASIONS, LULZ (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I/)
In short, /i/ is the Raid board.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: iDarbert on June 27, 2008, 02:06:44 PM

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Never been to the other *chans, have you?

Well, let's just say. ED is not your friend, but it's damn right more friendly than /i/ ever was. THE I IS FOR INVASIONS, LULZ (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I/)
In short, /i/ is the Raid board.

But 4chan in THE chan!
I know there's an /i/nvasion somewhere else, but I wanted to give a shot at lulz, guess I failed.

On my way of becoming an hero -->

Also

QuoteI wish my PHP config allowed me to upload files bigger than 2MB.

(By the way, my last backup was yesterday)

Granted. But they get garbled on their way to the server.
I wish to know what Max is thinking.
(Bonus points for getting the reference and answering correctly)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: icerain on June 27, 2008, 08:55:21 PM

Grated, but he wants to kill you.

I wish I could live forever.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 27, 2008, 10:16:02 PM

Granted, but it gets boring after awhile and you run out of things to do, so you stay home and become a couch potato.

I wish for someone to grant this wish.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 28, 2008, 07:52:32 AM

granted, but your computer crashes before you can see that

I wish hat I was twice as smart as I am now.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 28, 2008, 10:29:47 AM

Granted, but Hat I is now your sworn arch-enemy. And you have no weapons.

I wish that I could connect my brain to the interwebs.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 28, 2008, 12:20:21 PM

Granted, but you electrocute yourself in the process.

I wish Pidgin was more fully-featured.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 28, 2008, 12:52:44 PM

Granted, now it needs 3 GB of RAM ;)

I wish that I was perfectly healthy.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 28, 2008, 12:59:44 PM

Granted, but in order to be so you have to eat nothing and drink only water for the rest of your life.

I wish I was an uber h4x0r.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: iDarbert on June 28, 2008, 03:52:40 PM

Quote from: "icerain"Grated, but he wants to kill you.

I wish I could live forever.

YOU FAIL!
*TF2 sad medley*

It was "Granted, but he's thinking about nothing at all" or something like that, as in the game.

QuoteI wish I was an uber h4x0r.

Granted, but you can only hack in Cobol.

I wish I had a wish.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 28, 2008, 05:35:51 PM

Granted, but you blow it on something stupid you wish you didn't have later, and you blew your only wish so you're stuck with it.

I wish I was at Taco Bell.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 28, 2008, 05:51:15 PM

Granted. You are now inside the taco bell. Everything stinks of old rotten tortillas and the time is 11:59.
RUN, STUPID, LIEK, NAO!!!

I wish my melatonin pills had funny side effects.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 28, 2008, 06:06:20 PM

Granted. It causes you to become addicted to melatonin pills, and you run out.

I wish the torrent I'm downloading now would go faster.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 29, 2008, 03:06:50 AM

Granted, but your network adapter will explode in ten seconds. Have fun.

I wish I had a deathstar in miniature.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 29, 2008, 06:45:47 AM

Granted, but a miniature Luke Skywalker blows it up and causes your room to catch fire.

I wish that I could draw better.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 29, 2008, 08:29:45 AM

Granted, but your mom catches you drawing hentai.

I wish the TOS I'm writing for my site would write itself.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 29, 2008, 12:42:15 PM

Granted, but they will write themselves in Ancient Tibetian.

I wish that my clothes would never get dirty or get smelly, thus eliminating my need to do the washing ever again!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 29, 2008, 02:18:43 PM

Granted, but in order to do so, your clothes become radioactive. You get cancer.

I wish Taco Bell didn't screw up my order earlier.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 29, 2008, 02:27:34 PM

Granted, but the ones who fixed that was Anon, so naturally you get ALL of the town's pizza delivery boys camping at your door.

I wish for post to be delivered on sunday.

(BECAUSE IF IT DID I'D HAVE MY FUCÂKÂING COMPUTER NOW)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 29, 2008, 03:12:06 PM

Granted. You get "Mail on Sunday" by Flo Rida instead of your PC.

I wish that this unnecessary phone jack was out of my room.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 29, 2008, 04:10:38 PM

Granted. You know have a combined TV/Phone/LAN jack instead, which you HAVE to use. And to top it off, whenever the phone calls, the internet connection breaks off.

I wish there wasn't so much stuff I'd have to transfer over to DELTA...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on June 29, 2008, 04:19:09 PM

Granted. You lose all your files.

I wish LHR development was never canceled.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NekOSaka on July 03, 2008, 07:14:37 PM

Granted, but the head of every department will be George Bush.

I wish that you didn't loose those 2 or 3 darts from the nerf guns the first time you use them.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on July 03, 2008, 09:03:36 PM

Granted. I shove the darts up your rear so they don't get lost.
(By the way, LHR never had departments xD)

I wish I had every song ever written on my hard drive and a hard drive big enough to hold all that plus everything I have on my PC now.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 04, 2008, 03:24:39 AM

Granted. Hard drive number one is overfilled, crashes and burns. Hard drive number two is 1x1 meter in size and when you attempt to mount it on your computer you drop it and both of them break. No hope of recovery.

I wish could hear Sonar!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on July 04, 2008, 01:36:11 PM

Granted. It's really irritating and you get headaches.

I wish that the TV in here would break so my mom buys a new one.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Kami-Tux on July 08, 2008, 12:38:41 PM

Granted, but the new one is black and white and tiny!

I wish I'd understand the concept of threaded code.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: icerain on July 08, 2008, 01:06:28 PM

Granted but you don't understand anything else.

I wish my life was more awesome.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on July 09, 2008, 01:30:00 PM

Granted. You go insane and now look like an idiot because you think your job as a janitor is an adventure.

I wish I had fewer windows open.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Kami-Tux on July 12, 2008, 02:09:03 AM

Granted your PC bluescreens, killing all applications!

I wish MS would go bankrupt.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on July 12, 2008, 03:18:36 AM

Granted. But the world ends because the 90% or so of computer users who use Windows go crazy and destroy the earth.

I wish for Windows 7 to have the Ribbon.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Kami-Tux on July 12, 2008, 03:28:37 AM

Granted, it however does not support colors.

I wish, that I could access my subconscious via a command line :)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on July 12, 2008, 03:45:22 AM

Granted, but you get bored and see what "format" does.

I wish for a bigger house.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Icelilly on July 16, 2008, 02:43:27 PM

Granted, but your house has no running water or proper heating or cooling.

I wish I had eternal youth.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on July 17, 2008, 11:46:36 AM

Granted. You're now stuck as a newborn baby forever.

I wish my hosting account was unsuspended.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: icerain on July 18, 2008, 02:49:49 PM

Granted but all your other accounts are suspended.

I wish I were a fish!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Justin on July 18, 2008, 08:39:09 PM

Granted. You forget to wish that you were in water.
I wish for more MSN accounts.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2008, 03:59:15 PM

Granted, but the "MSN IS NO LONGER FREE" chainmail finally reaches M$ and comes true. Sucks to be you.

I wish for micro-phones. (not microphones.)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NekOSaka on July 25, 2008, 09:28:38 PM

The world is given Tiny phones, they are all rotary.

I wish for an action packed adventure with Christopher Walken.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: wahdegreat on September 24, 2008, 03:32:13 AM

Granted. A one way trip to no-where island with Christopher Walken (a 65 years old retired mailman from Ohio).

I wish to have powers like Spiderman.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 24, 2008, 04:51:36 PM

Granted. You can now spew your idiotic "How-did-i-shot-web-wtfbbq!?" spam all over the interweb. Have fun.

I wish for a rail gun.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on September 30, 2008, 05:23:56 PM

Granted, but the first time you try to use it you load the rail in the wrong direction and it gives you a few new piercings and a nice scar to boot.

I wish I had a FLAMETHROWER

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 01, 2008, 05:19:42 AM

Granted. You didn't tell me it was supposed to work properly, though, so it malfunctions on the first try and explodes in your face. -w-

I wish for...a yellow submarine.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 01, 2008, 09:25:36 AM

Granted, but without the Beatles to control it you accidentally go too deep on your first dive and it implodes.

I wish I was an Angel.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 01, 2008, 01:17:44 PM

As you utter the wish, you stumble slightly upon your tongue, forming the word "had" instead of "was". Your punishment is an infinite assault of an old, crappy Nightwish song.

I wish wishing was illegal. Highly.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 01, 2008, 07:14:26 PM

Granted, you get sent to jail for making that wish since statute of limitations is 90 days, during which time old cases may be brought back up.

I wish I had my own research facility.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 02, 2008, 12:54:36 AM

Granted. It explodes when you enter.

Added after 30 seconds:

I wish I had a very large chunk of meat. On a stick.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 02, 2008, 09:06:18 AM

Granted, but the meat in question is roast human.

I wish I had cybernetic implants.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 02, 2008, 10:54:22 AM

Granted. I implant them and hack into them the moment I'm finished. Now it REALLY sucks to be you. -w-

(and what was that? Roast human tastes like chicken, you know! delicious. try harder!)

I wish for world peace...AS IF.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 02, 2008, 11:39:01 AM

Granted, we send all humans to Jupiter so that the planet earth can have peace. Until Monkeys evolve into humans anyway.

I wish I had the ability to make something happen just by wishing it.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 02, 2008, 12:46:28 PM

Granted. However, you do not know yourself how to use it, or even THAT you have it. OSHI-HARUHI~

I wish for a car running at 2.4 jiggawatts.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 02, 2008, 01:17:55 PM

Granted, however in order to start the engine you must load Plutonium into it.

I wish I was Haruhi ~_~

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 02, 2008, 05:03:58 PM

Granted. You are now trapped inside my avatar, and cannot get out.

I wish for a 100" LCD screen, FULL RESOLUTION.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Rulix on October 02, 2008, 10:03:34 PM

Granted. You now have your 100 inch LCD television with full resolution but your pet enter the house and scratches the screen and your warranty is void because it do not cover "The will of pets" XD

I wish for a 60gb model of the ps3 with FULL backwards compatibility

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 02, 2008, 10:41:06 PM

Granted, however it's power supply burns up within the first five minutes of running, and the warranty does not cover power problems.

I wish I was a woman.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 03, 2008, 01:33:49 AM

Granted. You are now a woman who wishes she was a man, and you can't change back, haha. ^^

I wish I could see the misery of every single human on the planet, for maximum enjoyment.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 03, 2008, 09:19:25 AM

Granted, however you soon go insane because you can't stop seeing it, and there is nothing you can do to help those people.

I wish I could control the weather.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 03, 2008, 09:39:22 AM

Granted, but you can only control it to create vicious hurricanes...and it's veeery hard not to. >:3

(also, I am insane, so I need not worry. -w-)

I wish for an exoskeleton with a built-in adrenaline synthesizer and injector.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 03, 2008, 04:57:37 PM

Granted, however the Plutonium that powers it is exceedingly difficult to get, and you can't use it for more than one hour a month due to radiation exposure from it's power core.

I wish I had an android.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 03, 2008, 05:18:45 PM

Granted. It arrives in a package while you're on vacation, and it's only got an operating capacity of 2 weeks, then it breaks. So when you come home, you're android-less, AGAIN.

I wish for an unstealable bike.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 03, 2008, 07:09:13 PM

Granted, however it gets rained on and the special theft-proof metal it was made out of melts because of the water.

I wish Haruhi was one of my classmates.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 04, 2008, 10:07:49 AM

Granted, but with one sad part: INSTANT BAD END.

I wish for my own personal dimension, accessible anywhere, with a combined over-sized fridge/freezer.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 04, 2008, 11:00:28 AM

Granted, however restrictions on transporting objects from one dimension to the other means that you cannot bring any food, beverage, clothing, electronics, or other items with you and can only make the transition from one dimension to the other while fully nekkid.

I wish I had a bottle of wine.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 04, 2008, 11:35:59 AM

Granted. However, you didn't specify the kind of wine. You now have a yo-ho and a bottle of rum. From the 17th century.

I wish for a storm of PM's.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 05, 2008, 08:56:49 PM

Granted, however whoever sent them spammed the whole site and it gets taken down for repairs.

I wish I had a brain.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2008, 01:18:10 AM

Granted. You now have two, and your neural system isn't made for dual-core, so it crashes.

I wish I had a processor built-in inside my brain, and working together with it.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 06, 2008, 02:37:15 AM

Granted, but you run into a dilemna experienced by the BORG unit 7 of 9, where you have downloaded too much information for your processor to handle and your brain just about implodes from trying to sort it out.

I wish I had a 68HC11 CPU and bluetooth reciever in my head.

(Btw 68HC11 is the descendant of the Motorola 68000 CPU used in the Apple IIe, it is such a low-power and off-beat CPU that viruses etc for it don't exist, and coding is done in good old assembly.)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2008, 03:19:20 AM

Granted. However you get allergic reactions from the bluetooth part, and you DIE from brain cancer.

I wish for a mostly harmless planet.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 06, 2008, 12:17:33 PM

Granted, you get Pluto. However expect a very high energy bill to heat your home, because with evening temperatures approaching absolute zero it's kind of cold outside.

I wish I had lots of cookies.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2008, 05:37:11 PM

Granted. Your web browser crashes from the sheer amount.

FUFUFUFU
I MADE A PUN~

I wish I had a huge, rolling ball.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 06, 2008, 07:24:48 PM

Granted, you also forgot to wish for something.

I wish I had Vis-tan sitting on my lap.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on October 11, 2008, 12:45:17 PM

Mind if I join?

GRANTED, but then you have pain over your legs since she also bring your pc to sit on your lap.

I wish I meet Aliens

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 11, 2008, 01:05:07 PM

Granted, but they're invisible, smell really bad and make strange sounds. IE, it's more like meeting a sentient fart.

I wish I could time-warp to Monday...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on October 12, 2008, 09:02:51 AM

Granted, but you take a wrong turn and ends up in monday year 1000 B.C.

I wish I had a full scale 1/1 Gundam

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 12, 2008, 10:37:15 PM

Granted, however it requires plutonium pellets as an energy source since Nuclear is about the highest energy density that is practical and they only last about 10 minutes.

I wish I had a device to upload myself into Windows with. Dancing with XP-tan lol.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on October 12, 2008, 11:00:33 PM

Granted, but your cyber-molecular structure breaks down and you are deleted within two days.

I wish I had a PET (PErsonal Terminal) from the Rockman.EXE series.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 13, 2008, 01:32:54 AM

Granted, but it's got a broken card slot. -w-

I wish I had...hell, it's my birthday today! I can wish for whatever I want, can't I? So, I want the entire server this place is hosted on, wrapped in LOTS of ribbons.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on October 13, 2008, 10:52:38 AM

Of topic for a while
Happy Birthday NejinOniwa. May you live a long and happy life.
Back to topic

Granted, but since the timing is tight, the project is suspended untill next year. (Hope nobody gone for whale hunting me for this joke)

I wish today is raining (It's so damn hot these days)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on October 13, 2008, 04:23:41 PM

Granted, but it never stops raining and you drown.

I wish I had a functioning Duel Disk.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 15, 2008, 10:36:34 AM

Granted, but in the crossfire of your first live-ammo duel it gets destroyed.

I wish I had more Vis-tan pics.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Dos on October 15, 2008, 01:45:18 PM

^okay you have 2 new Vis-tan photos that fill your hard drive

I wish had more mudkips in my days
-Dos, Meow

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 26, 2008, 02:32:55 AM

Granted. I put you inside a pokeball, one which is filled with mudkips. However I then get killed in a car accident, and nobody realizes you are in that pokeball and lets you out.

Thus you end up spending your life trapped in a pokeball with lots of mudkips.

I wish I had more pics of XPMCE-tan

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on October 26, 2008, 04:31:13 AM

Granted, but the .zip file contains an internet-armageddon type virus.

I wish I had a sword...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 26, 2008, 02:46:37 PM

Granted. I sword your eye and leave it there. You now have a sword. In your eye. Fancy, eh?

I wish I had a calculator that could divide by zero.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 26, 2008, 05:40:05 PM

Granted. Get a Ti-89 Titanium. It divides by zero no problem, simply displaying infinity.

I wish I had my own aircraft.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on October 26, 2008, 05:48:41 PM

Granted, during its maiden voyage you inadvertently go back in time to 1920.

I wish I had some pizza...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 27, 2008, 12:46:15 PM

Granted, but it was ordered for C.C and you must now join forces with Britannia and defeat the black knights, and do so before C.C eats it on you

I wish I had a Geass.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on November 06, 2008, 07:30:43 AM

Granted. But because of abusive use, your geass goes out control.

I wish I can stop time.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 06, 2008, 11:54:25 AM

Granted, but it is a geass and your time gets stopped as well- meaning excessive use would kill you.

I wish I had someone to love.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 06, 2008, 01:54:35 PM

Gran- HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Screw you! You think you'd EVER? Stay in your closet, nobody wants you!

.../b/ sends its compliments -w-

I wish for...um...snow. Lots of it. Come on, give me your worst.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 06, 2008, 07:14:02 PM

Granted, but it snows in the summer and you get buried by freak 30 ft. drifts and die.

I wish that I had Portal.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 08, 2008, 11:01:18 PM

Granted, but because you're still alive you find that your need to keep living gives you absolutely no time to ever play it, and by the time you finally get that chance you're dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

And when the science gets done
Then you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I wish I was a Windows Operating System -tan.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on November 12, 2008, 09:44:15 AM

Granted, but then you meet Virus-Tan, infected and have to be treated by no other than the Dr Norton (AKA Ero Jiji).

I wish a Big Black Forest Cake.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 12, 2008, 06:25:36 PM

Granted. It crushes you.

I wish that I had gold. Lots of gold.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 12, 2008, 11:28:31 PM

Granted. You have a huge pile of gold, but it's inside a cave with a raging dragon, and YOU have no weapons whatsoever, nor any exit. Good luck, mate.

I wish for MOAR FOOD.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 14, 2008, 01:17:33 AM

Granted, however it tastes like sand and is most likely nothing more than pure concentrated nutrients.

I wish I was a cyborg.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 14, 2008, 01:53:11 AM

Granted, but your implants break, and you can't move because you weigh too much.

I wish for SUDDEN MOD INTERVENTION!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 14, 2008, 05:39:37 PM

Granted. You get banned.

I wish for a good movie version of either Pendragon or Artemis Fowl.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: guyveroz on November 15, 2008, 02:46:49 AM

Granted but it's a limited edition direct to DVD so limited infact that they only make one and it's possessed by an insane fanatic who wants to keep it in mint condition and never opens it or shows it to anyone.

I wish someone makes an OS-tan anime.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 15, 2008, 10:27:13 AM

Granted. It's very good, but 4Kids gets the dubbing rights and turns it into crap. And the original Japanese episodes are never uploaded to Youtube.

I wish for OS-tans in the real world.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 16, 2008, 12:02:10 AM

Granted, they all turn into porn stars because Microsoft decides that Windows should be sold purely by it's sex appeal and not it's quality.

(I blame Vis-tan)

I wish I had XPMCE-tan sitting on my lap.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 16, 2008, 12:18:44 AM

Ummm, actually, I probably wouldn't mind that...

Granted. She crushes your legs.

I wish that I had a D-Wheel. Or, in America, it is known as a Duel Runner.

Why can't 4Kids leave things alone?

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 16, 2008, 01:37:05 AM

Granted, 4kids gets taken off the air entirely for poor ratings because people can't understand the Japanese voices without subtitles to translate, and the new shows put in that block are crappy soap operas.

I wish I had XPMCE-tan on my lap, and she isn't so heavy as to crush my legs. (I've had heavier on them before, as in 300+ lb of bagged shelled corn, and they're fine. A real woman that size would only be between 170 and 200 lbs.)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 16, 2008, 01:52:56 AM

Well, you took one of my accidental 2-in-one wishes.

Granted. She pours acid in your mouth to 'freshen' your breath.

I wish that I were a Traveler.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 16, 2008, 03:27:30 AM

Granted. You get eaten by the Traveling Monster as soon as you kick in your first door.

OOOOH, IIIIII WISH YOU COULD MEET MY GIRLFRIEND, MY GIRLFRIEND WHO LIVES IN CANADA!?

(ok, just couldn't resist. bonus points to anyone who gets it.)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 16, 2008, 03:32:20 AM

Granted. *chains you to a huge stereo system that only plays AvenueQ songs, and ships you to some ugly girl who lives in Canada*

Incidentally, take good care of her she is my evil ex. She'd just as soon kill you as kiss you.

I wish the wind would stop howling and shaking the house so I could get some sleep.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 16, 2008, 10:50:17 AM

Granted. The wind instead pushes your house over.

I wish that we hadn't elected Barack Obama, in America.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 16, 2008, 01:18:53 PM

Granted. You get elected and shot in his place.

I wish for snow and ice.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 16, 2008, 02:52:42 PM

Granted. You are teleported to Antarctica, whlie wearing shorts and a t-shirt.

I wish that I had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 16, 2008, 05:14:45 PM

Granted, however in the process of doing what you must because you can, you get killed.

For the good of all of us,
except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And when the science gets done
then you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I wish I knew what that song was really from, all I know is that it is related to Portal and is the song Valve: Still Alive

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 16, 2008, 08:30:24 PM

Granted. Your brain explodes because of too much knowledge.
Actually, that is part of the first verse. The song, Still Alive, is the end credits and is apparently a concluding report about Chell.

I wish that I could interact with the OS-tans.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 16, 2008, 10:49:15 PM

Granted, however you find that you cannot get back out of the computer you climbed into in search of sexy Vis-tan, and are soon captured by Dr. Norton as a suspected virus. He then proceeds to delete you from your toes up.

I wish I knew what game that was from and had the system it ran on.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 16, 2008, 11:43:46 PM

Granted, LOLOLOLOLOL WINDOZE. Your mind breaks. Roll a d20 for initiative...if you DARE!

I wish for SUDDENLY, SPORKS EVERYWHERE!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on November 17, 2008, 08:42:44 AM

Granted, but you suddenly realize when you see sporks walk, talk, play and realize that you have also become a spork.

I wish I have a cat robot with time machine.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 17, 2008, 10:25:25 AM

Granted, however it claws you from 10,000BC to 3001AD because it goes back and forth through time with each claw stroke.

I wish I had GLaDOS-tan to play with.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 17, 2008, 04:10:07 PM

Granted, FOR THE GOOD OF ALL OF US EXCEPT THE ONES WHO ARE DEAD. HELLO. HELLO? WHERE ARE YOU? THERE YOU ARE.
*blam*
WHERE ARE YOU?
AND WHEN YOU'RE DEAD I WILL BE STILL ALIVE.

I wish for...err...a gingerbread man. Who regenerates his gingerbread after I munch on his arms.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 17, 2008, 05:20:05 PM

Granted. He eats you alive while you sleep for revenge.

I wish that Clippit (the f***ing paperclip from MS Office) would be in real life, to annoy everyone else.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 17, 2008, 08:54:07 PM

Granted. However he does your job so much better than you, that you get fired.

I wish I had more of the vintage OS(-tans) for my museum computers.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 18, 2008, 09:32:21 AM

Granted, but for some odd reason they go viral, infest a floppy and infect all your computers. So now even your NEW comps have old OS'es, good going there.

I wish for broken noses dealt out at the markets.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 18, 2008, 08:57:26 PM

Granted. *sells you a baseball bat with a RFID tracking tag so the cops know whose it is*

I wish I had bought PORTAL sooner. *just got it tonight and is installing it now*

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Tsubashi on November 18, 2008, 10:02:08 PM

oooh, what a delightfully original cynical concept. May I try? ^o^

*Granted* but it cost more than you life savings causing you to take out a variable rate, sub-prime loan whose interest is more than you could possibly make, driving you to, in desparation, take hostage the US President causing mass pandemonium giving the Australia its' chance to invade and conquer

I wish time was measured with a Ten base. (ie ten hours per day, ten days per week, etc. )

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 19, 2008, 07:35:31 AM

Granted, however since you sleep 8 hours a day and work 5 days a week, you're shoved into MASSIVE PIME TARADOX and divide yourself by zero.

I wish I could freckin' PURIFY computers of filth.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 19, 2008, 09:23:28 AM

Granted. The first one to purify is your own brain, which is by definition a computer as well despite it's synaptic technology instead of silicon. It has become infected with malware, viruses, and general crap (like impure thoughts) over the years and must be reformatted.

I wish I had a Flux Capacitor

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Tsubashi on November 19, 2008, 10:19:29 AM

*Granted* but it has the capacitance of 1Ã—10^âˆ'19 Farads.

I wish my collocation server hadn't been destroyed

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Dos on November 19, 2008, 11:46:30 AM

^okay you server move to new york and get rob by Al Gore
I wish for some blacken catfish
-Dos, Meow

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 19, 2008, 12:56:51 PM

Granted. Unfortunately your specimen is mutated and has grown legs and lungs. It eats you whole.

I wish for an universal remote control...to EVERYTHING.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Tsubashi on November 19, 2008, 01:37:04 PM

*Granted* but it turns out "EVERYTHING" is an obscure name-brand for outdated servos that no longer work.

I wish for a better public transportation system.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 19, 2008, 01:55:07 PM

Granted, but the power stations distributing to the rail powerlines aren't juicy enough to handle them...so you end up with electric failures every second day, and a LOT of pissed people.

(actually, this is an RL example of Stockholm's public transportation since they upgraded the trains...they draw too much juice out of the system >_>)

I wish for an hero, that is not me.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Tsubashi on November 19, 2008, 03:05:59 PM

*Granted* but you realize HERO stands for Heathkit Educational RObot an educational robots sold by Heathkit during the 1980s.

I wish for a better office environment

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 19, 2008, 03:16:25 PM

Granted, but you'll have to wait until 2010 before the smell of the pesticides Anticimex threw in to fade away.

I wish for...err...more poster ranks, haha.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Tsubashi on November 19, 2008, 03:26:30 PM

*Granted* but they all have exactly the same name. ^v^

I wish I were a competent programmer

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 19, 2008, 04:56:38 PM

Granted, but the only language you can use is Brainfuck/[url].

(yes, that IS a programming language)

I wish my computer would vacuum clean itself. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 19, 2008, 05:04:22 PM

Granted. The vacuum's motor is so hot that it fries your computer.

I wish that card games could be played with holograms.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Tsubashi on November 19, 2008, 05:22:21 PM

*Granted* but the holograms gain sentience and declare a holy war against biological life forms declaring "All life is photonic"

I wish I was omniscient

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on November 20, 2008, 08:11:52 AM

Granted, but in order to store all of them, your head became so large, it don't fit when you pass a door anymore

I wish the concorde will fly again

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Tsubashi on November 20, 2008, 10:17:51 AM

*Granted* but it's not particularly useful for a Metro Station (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concorde_%28Paris_M%e9tro%29) to fly.

I wish for greater forum membership retention.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 20, 2008, 06:10:51 PM

Granted, however the forum soon experiences a catastrophic server failure and all is lost.

Fear not however, for servers are relatively easy to obtain.

I wish the cake was not a lie.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on November 20, 2008, 08:05:41 PM

Granted. You get to the cake and eat some, but you realize that you should have listened to GLaDOS's blue sphere, who was spouting the recipe, and die of poisoning.

I wish that I had Shadow Card Game Powers.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 20, 2008, 11:46:55 PM

Granted. You end up getting consumed by them, and are exorcised as a demon without having accomplished anything else.

I wish I had GLaDOS-tan as my laptop's operating system. She can't get out of it if I disable it's wireless, and would be effectively trapped in there only able to cuss at me on screen.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Tsubashi on November 21, 2008, 10:05:29 AM

*Granted* but you forget to disable bluetooth whereby she jumps to a innocent passerby's phone and then, through a series of complex jumps and invasion she infiltrates the tactical computers of the worlds superpowers and launches every tactical missile towards you in retribution.

I wish I had the debug codes to life. ^v^

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 22, 2008, 07:40:16 PM

Granted, but all codes are caps-sensitive, and since you need to enable CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL to use them, you can't use a single one.

I wish I had a Capslock Pillow.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 23, 2008, 11:35:24 AM

Granted. However it breaks from being abused too much, and leaves a mess of feathers all over the place.

I wish I had an XP-tan pillow.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 23, 2008, 12:57:24 PM

Granted. However it breaks from too much RAE-*gets carried off by riot squad*

I wish that I AM IRON MAN.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 23, 2008, 01:36:53 PM

Granted. However you soon run out of oil and get stuck in the middle of nowhere, and by the time you are found you no longer are functional and get tossed into a furnace as scrap metal.

I wish I had a 1TB Hard Drive. *has capped 2x 250GB Hard Drives storing Anime*

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NekOSaka on December 11, 2008, 09:23:22 PM

Granted. However it will only work with a Commodore 64.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: CaptBrenden on December 11, 2008, 09:46:18 PM

I wish nekosaka had made a wish <_<

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NekOSaka on December 11, 2008, 09:47:49 PM

I wish I had made a wish too...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 12, 2008, 09:28:14 AM

Well, you apparently broke that wish yourselves, so I don't need to do much, now do I? Har har.

I wish for NO MORE CHRISTMAS. EVER.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Tsubashi on December 12, 2008, 09:37:49 AM

Granted, but it comes in the form of a cycling multi-phasic subspace implosion/explosion on Christmas Eve which eliminates all sentience, thus eliminating the concept of Christmas.

I wish server updates would go smoothly.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on December 13, 2008, 06:09:20 PM

Granted, but then techsupport comes to hunt you down for putting them out of a job by making things work too smoothly.

I wish more people would post.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 14, 2008, 03:18:20 PM

Granted, but the only people who post are...you guessed it. THE WAVE OF SUMMER NEWFAGS FROM 4CHAN!

I wish for the existence of Fart Perfume.
(i wonder what you'll do with this one, folks -w-)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on December 15, 2008, 11:44:17 AM

Granted. It actually does exist and has a most foul smell. However I get a can of it first and outright douse you in it, along with your furniture and your entire bedroom. Enjoy, because it doesn't wash out easily.

I wish I had more cake.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 15, 2008, 04:47:13 PM

Granted. It's poisoned, and has crystals of sulphuric acid instead of strawberries. Good riddance.

I wish for DINNER! IT'S 15 MINUTES BEFORE MIDNIGHT AND I STILL HAVEN'T EATEN DINNER! WHAT THE SHIT IS WITH THIS DAMN WORLD!?

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on December 15, 2008, 11:48:11 PM

Granted, however it will be Two Minutes to MIDNIGHT! before it is ready because you have to cook it yourself.

I wish I didn't have to go to work at 8AM tomorrow.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 16, 2008, 01:32:02 AM

Granted. Due to special extra stuff and overloaded workmates, you'll go to work at 5 AM, and work 'til MIDNIGHT. Suck on that teat, baby boy!

I wish I had a machine that could turn create a J-Techno-remix copy of ANYTHING.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on December 17, 2008, 07:56:22 PM

Granted, but it breaks after the first use.

I wish I didn't have such lame comebacks.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 17, 2008, 10:18:39 PM

Granted. You lose the ability to come back at all, so you're gonna stay FOREVER on...er...THAT side. Go away, you smell. Ew.

I wish for a house like THIS.

THAT REGENERATES ITSELF.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on December 17, 2008, 10:29:45 PM

Granted, but then I eat your house...and you in the process (Mmmmm...)

I wish for an increase in the level of cowbell in my life

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 18, 2008, 09:10:37 AM

Granted. YOU are now the cowbell. Enjoy your morning, midday, supper, evening and nightly RAPE.

I wish for others unconnected to me to become affected with...hot piss!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on December 25, 2008, 11:10:33 PM

Granted. However they realize you wished for it, and you find yourself assaulted by numerous people with large knives.

I wish I had a Lightsaber.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NekOSaka on December 26, 2008, 11:28:13 PM

Granted. You just have to use the force to pick it up and cut yourself down from the icicle before the creature tears you apart. I hope you actually have the force...

I wish I could slow down time, go temporarily insane, and go about slaying any opponents in the room, at will.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 27, 2008, 03:53:44 AM

Granted. However, there are no possible opponents within a 5-mile(metric) radius, and your time-slow is effective for only two minutes. I hope you find a car that fast, otherwise, well, good going.

I wish for bagloads of silver.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on December 29, 2008, 11:09:55 AM

Granted, but it turns back into lead within an hour of receiving it.

I wish my sister's roommate didn't wreck my copy of Mario Kart 64

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on December 29, 2008, 11:58:17 AM

Granted. He/She wrecks the N64 instead.

I wish that I had a Nintendo Wii.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on December 29, 2008, 05:57:13 PM

Granted, in a bizzare twist of fate it gets the Red Ring of Death an hour after you start using it.

I wish I had a 1TB Hard Drive.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on December 30, 2008, 10:01:40 AM

Granted, but it's filled with garbage files that can't be deleted, leaving you with only 50KB of free space.

I wish I had a new memory stick for my PSP

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: CaptBrenden on December 30, 2008, 12:33:50 PM

granted, but it had a virus on it that bricks your PSP.

I wish for world peace :p

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 30, 2008, 12:49:56 PM

Granted. Every human being grows bored of it within a year, and, being unable to start war, they kill themselves until the system is totally wiped out and anarchy rules the world. Good riddance.

I wish for dualscreen in puppy linux...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 18, 2009, 12:20:13 PM

Granted, but every second monitor you attach spontaneously catches fire...

I wish i had a nuclear bunker...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on January 18, 2009, 12:42:56 PM

Granted. It has a lifetime supply of plutonium in it. You did ask for a 'nuclear' bunker.

I wish for telekinetic powers.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 18, 2009, 01:25:31 PM

Granted, but you have yet to learn how to use them and no-one alive can teach you...

I wish i had 25 billion Euros

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on January 18, 2009, 02:45:20 PM

Granted. Due to massive inflation from massive amounts of new printed money, all you can buy with it is a loaf of mold formerly know as bread.

I wish for gold, much gold.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 18, 2009, 03:46:03 PM

granted, however it is delivered to you in the form of pre-pentium processors... have fun prying it from the silicon... :D

I wish i had a couple of klingon friends...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 18, 2009, 04:27:24 PM

Granted. However, they are your friends only under the condition that the free-of-charge Borg Cube in the package is wiped out. Good luck with that, Redshirt.

I wish for a torrent of seeders.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 18, 2009, 05:13:13 PM

Granted.........Literally! have fun with the shitload of people pouring down on you... :D

I wish for a keyboard and mouse...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 22, 2009, 01:13:33 PM

Granted, but they are too old you work with your PC.

I wish my main desktop had more then 380MB of RAM.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 22, 2009, 03:17:09 PM

Granted...Your desktop now has 1MB more than 309485009821345068724781056TiB (~16 exbibytes) of RAM wich even a 128bit processor cant even handle...Oh and it's stuck to your system so you can't remove it...

I wish for a new PC...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 22, 2009, 09:43:08 PM

Granted. You get an IBM PC from 1986. It's 8MHz 8-bit 80088 CPU and newly upgraded 64kb of high speed RAM is sure to satisfy any computing task you may have. And now for a limited time only you can have an 8MB hard drive to store your software on for the low low price of $1500.

Happy Computing.

I wish I had another 1TB hard drive.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 23, 2009, 05:33:15 AM

Granted, but it has no connectors whatsoever...

I wish i had a private jet...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 23, 2009, 09:04:40 AM

Granted, however it needs a new engine due to birds getting sucked into the turbines.

I wish I had a Delorian.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 23, 2009, 09:14:09 AM

Granted, but like a true DeLorean, it breaks down all the time and given the fact that it's a rare car you can't find any spare parts for it...(that wish doesn't need breaking :D)

I wish i had a LandRover...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 23, 2009, 11:15:39 AM

Granted, but the transmission is busted, the color of the passenger door doesn't match the color of rest of the SUV, the windshield is missing, and the radio only picks up AM stations (No CD, cassette, and/or 8-Track player avaliable).

I wish I had some kind of time machine (You know...like a TARDIS?)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 23, 2009, 12:06:46 PM

Granted. You get a Delorian that was converted into a time machine by one Dr. Emmet Brown. However you need more Plutonium for it, and it needs a new starter and battery along with some maintaince so it doesn't stall so much.

I wish I had a Plutonium pellet.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 23, 2009, 12:09:40 PM

Granted but the pellet is considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction, and America has been notified...

I wish i had a can of Coke(r)... (sometimes a simple wish is best)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 23, 2009, 07:13:35 PM

Granted. However it's empty.

I wish I had a gigabit switch and matching NICs for my PCs.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 24, 2009, 03:16:20 PM

Granted, however every cable you insert into either one of them, breaks...

I wish I was a L33t programmer...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on January 24, 2009, 03:22:31 PM

Granted, but you also lose the use of your hands...

I wish I knew Thai Kickboxing...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: hicamajig on January 24, 2009, 05:53:21 PM

Granted, but you find yourself in a match against a huuge greased up kickboxer.

I wish I had bacon in my fridge...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 24, 2009, 06:05:32 PM

Granted. However, your oh-so-annoying neighbor, the legendary vego-ninja, dislikes you eating that, and pounces you from behind. Enjoy your spine fracture.

I wish I had a Terabit connection to the internet...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 24, 2009, 07:05:50 PM

granted, but the internet stops at the day you go online...

I wish i was a cyborg...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 24, 2009, 07:30:17 PM

Granted, but you can't move because your power supply is broken.

I wish I was exactly 169 centimeters tall.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 24, 2009, 07:50:04 PM

granted, but the metric system undergoes major change and 1CM is now 2 microns...

I wis i knew what to wish... (a hard one, but doable...)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 24, 2009, 11:16:49 PM

Granted. You wished for nothing, and moments after this post you think of something wonderful to wish for.

I wish I didn't lag so much in this MMO.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 25, 2009, 10:36:29 AM

Granted, but you forget all your computer skills...

I wish i had bullet-time

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 26, 2009, 08:57:16 AM

Granted. However, the bullet caliber you chose was too low to be of any use. Enjoy your b&.

I put in pizza...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 26, 2009, 09:14:41 AM

You get C.C from Code Geass. However because you got your threads mixed up, she now gives you the geass of heightened english skills. Congratulations Dr. Nejinn, you lecture at Cambridge tomorrow at noon.

I wish I had C.C waiting for me at home.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 26, 2009, 02:25:41 PM

granted, but she thinks you cheated on her, and she's pissed...

I wish i had Code Geass on DVD...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 26, 2009, 02:27:34 PM

Granted, you have it...in your stomach.
Enjoy your stomach operation.

I wish for OVER 9000 GET.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 27, 2009, 12:15:05 PM

Granted, but you have to hear Mario saying "Yes! I got a Star!" over 9,000 times.

I wish I had a legit, complete-in-box copy of Windows 2000

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 27, 2009, 12:37:41 PM

Granted, but it's sealed so good in mylar, you can't open it....
(Boy will this backfire on me if that was what you wanted)

I wish i had a Jaguar XJS...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 27, 2009, 04:28:11 PM

Granted. But the first time you try to drive it, you end up going head on against a tree and it is effectively sliced in half by the tree's abnormally strong trunk.

I wish I had a Delorian DMC-12

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 28, 2009, 10:42:30 AM

Granted but every time you try to open the door, it time-travels 5 mins to the future....

I wish i had a wheel of brie...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 28, 2009, 08:12:52 PM

Granted. But the Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin
Don't know where I'll be tomorrow

I wish I had my own MMORPG to run an official server for.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 28, 2009, 08:33:31 PM

Granted, but for some reason nobody will ever know about it...

I wish i could tell the future...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 28, 2009, 10:49:49 PM

Granted. However you accidentally see your own death one day while playing with your newfound 6th sense because you die in a most horrible manner that cannot be prevented (incurable diseases ftw), you end up losing your sanity and in a drunken rampage have sex with a person who gives you said incurable disease. Thus, you have now tasted firsthand what the power of self-fulfilling prophecy is like.

I wish I COULDN'T make prophecies like that and have them be correct from time to time.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 29, 2009, 09:32:18 AM

Granted, but the times they are correct they are horible, and the rest of the time, insanely boring...

I wish i were good at drawing...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2009, 11:17:15 AM

Granted, but it's so good it rolls back over into being bad.

I wish I had the 2nd series of Haruhi Suzumiya on DVD before anyone else in the world.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 05, 2009, 11:33:44 AM

You get it, but the package is smashed and covered with bird crap.

I wish for a fish, not just any fish, a magical fish.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 05, 2009, 01:23:57 PM

Granted, but the health inspector deems it unsafe and confiscates it to be destroyed...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 05, 2009, 02:16:43 PM

You didn't make a wish.
BANG

I wish for a trout of doubt.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 05, 2009, 02:38:36 PM

(aaah, crap!)
Granted, but you start doubting that itÂ´s really a trout of doubt, instead of a doubting trout, or even a trout, wich ruins it for you and you end up having it eaten by doubting cats...

I wish my keyboard a cted normally again...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 05, 2009, 03:53:15 PM

Granted. However this normality is outdated, making it act like a keyboard from the 80's.

I wish I had one of those freaky, circular Mac mouse, for who knows what reason.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 06, 2009, 11:37:53 AM

Granted, but the button is messed up so it only worked half of the time.

I wish I was a Time Lord. That would be awesome

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 01:20:34 PM

Granted, but you mess up time and the universe ceases to exist.

I wish I had a windows computer.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 02:17:46 PM

Yea- ah- mnaeh- gaeh...

...no, you don't. à² _à²

I wish I could make THIS à² _à² face. Like, ASCII plastered all over my face.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 02:22:20 PM

Granted BUT YOU'RE PULLED INTO THE COMPUTER OH SHI-

I wish my head would stop hurting.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 02:24:55 PM

Granted. All your nerve cells in your head stop transmitting information.
Enjoy being brain-dead.

I wish I had a .txt file with ALL weird unicode signs.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 02:40:50 PM

Granted, but a HDD failure leaves you with no computer because that file was actually a virus code.

I wish I wasn't braindead.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 02:50:58 PM

Granted. You now have high blood pressure, 100V of electricity running through your limbs and a foot made of WEEDS.
Also, someone stuffed your bed full of WET MAID OUTFITS.
Congratulations on your getting...whatever THAT condition is called. >_>

I wish for a bath filled with the blood of 500 /b/tards.
(I mean, it's not like anyone will miss them, except their basements)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 03:00:02 PM

Granted, but you get every sexual STD known to man.

I wish for a new mouse.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 03:13:58 PM

Granted. It's got a tail, eyes, teeth and brings its 50 friends with it. Enjoy your crap-filled house.

I wish for a desecrated cremation urn.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 03:33:02 PM

You get it.

I wish my nose would blow up.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 03:36:45 PM

Granted. Your house is now overflooding with miniature Dostojevskij's that materialized in the explosion, hooray.

I wish for a piece of Chopin...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 03:37:44 PM

You get chopped up.

I wish my puns didn't suck so much.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 03:38:50 PM

Granted. Your puns now have no mouth to suck with, meaning your mouth gets taken as well. Enjoy muteness and starvation, lawl.

I wish for torrents of snow.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 03:42:04 PM

Granted but the seed fails.
I don't know shit about torrents lol
I wish my mac would stop going LOL BEACHBALL OF DEATH

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 03:47:17 PM

Granted. You are suddenly teleported to the beach. It is now going LOL BEACHBALL OF BEACH, have fun with that. Oh, also, lots of sand, be careful~

I wish for magical grapefruit seeds.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 03:48:15 PM

Granted, but they won't grow.

I wish this wasn't a posting fight now.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 03:48:53 PM

Granted. I summon candleja

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 03:50:13 PM

oh cra

I wish the world didn't just explode because you didn't make a wish.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 01:08:14 AM

Granted, the world implodes....

I wish i had instant noodles...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 08:18:22 AM

Granted, they're nasty.

I wish I was dying a horrible death.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 07, 2009, 10:12:03 AM

Granted. An unsuspecting hero comes in and saves you.

I wish I had a new date.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 10:25:20 AM

Granted, but it's a dried date. Yum.

I wish the internet didn't exist.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 07, 2009, 11:13:47 AM

Granted. However then OS-tans would also cease to exist becuase they were created on the internet, and so would many other things you love.

I wish I had more game OSTs to listen to.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 11:15:58 AM

Granted, but they don't exist because the internet doesn't exist.

I wish the internet existed.
I don't think I could live without the OS-tans.. -sob-

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 12:50:37 PM

Granted. However, the second internet is just like 4chan /b/ - ALL OF IT.
Enjoy your ocean of piss.

I wish i had MAD GUITAR SKILLZ.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 01:53:06 PM

Granted, but guitars are outlawed, punishable by death...

I wish my mouse wasn't so screwy

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 01:57:09 PM

Granted, now the mouse is always screwing your hand, ew.

I wish my nose was cleared.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 02:15:12 PM

Granted, your nose is cleared...for launch, that is. TO MARS. 10-9-8-SEE YA!
*fwoosh*

I wish my dog STOPPED BARKING AT MY FUKKEN DOOR, HELL.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 02:52:53 PM

Granted, now it's Cerberus, barking at you from the door of hell.

I wish my mashed potatoes weren't so fakkin nasty

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 04:05:05 PM

Granted. They now are foldering tasty, tasting like cardboard.

I wish for world piece.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 04:16:59 PM

granted, now there is interstellar war!!!

I wish for a Scimitar class battlecruiser... (from ST Nemesis)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 04:22:06 PM

Granted. However it's smaller than your finger, and you step on it without ever noticing it was there.

I wish for a piece of the world.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 04:29:13 PM

Granted, here, have this pile of shit.

I wish for an OSC vending machine.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 04:31:07 PM

Granted. However, in order to give it to you, we must ERASE THE PLACE IT WAS LAST IN, OHMYFUCKINGLAWDTHETHREADISGOOOOONNEEEEE!!!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 04:37:23 PM

I wish Nej would stop destroying the world by not wishing for anything...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 04:39:27 PM

Granted. I now have the slightly more effective means of a huge particle ray on the moon. ENJOY THE APOCALYPSE MAN

I wish for a random skyline.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 04:51:45 PM

Granted, but it's got godzilla in it.

I wish for format c:\

or however you spell it

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 04:54:36 PM

Granted, but it accidentally formats the partition where you keep all your precious stuff....

I wish for immortal HDDs

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 04:58:14 PM

Granted, now you can't delete things off of your HDD. This means viruses.

I wish for a broken windows computer. Gah, I'd go with ANY Windows computer.
I might be desperate enough for a Windows ME-fitted computer

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 05:06:20 PM

Granted but you get emuii-tan armed with a minigun with that computer...

I wish you'd stop writing in such small fonts
Ctrl-C -> Ctrl-V ing that stuff is a crappy job

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 05:43:44 PM

Granted, but I start writing in small again.

I wish for a better office chair.
You can just quote me without posting

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 05:46:34 PM

Granted, but it's from IKEA and it is missing all screws...

I wish for a BMW 750 iL

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 05:48:20 PM

Granted, but you crash it on its first day of use.
I wish my butt would stop hurting.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 05:55:11 PM

Granted, now your face hurts, go palm it... :P

I wish for a really, really epic pic to post in either the facepalm or random pic thread...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 06:03:59 PM

Granted.

I wish for more asparagus. I love asparagus~

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:11:21 PM

Granted you get a field full of them, but no tools what so ever to harvest them....heh

I wish for spare ribs...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 06:14:17 PM

Granted, but they're just the ribs. Have fun nibbling on bones.

I wish my guacamole wasn't so nasty.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:15:20 PM

Granted the guac now dissapears...

I wish fo the meat on the ribs...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 06:16:46 PM

Granted, but the meat is rancid.

I wish for more food.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:18:24 PM

granted, you get 200 pounds of tofu....

I wish for a fresh, good tasting hamburgr...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 06:20:24 PM

Granted, but it's a tofu hamburger.

I wish my foot was a tentacle monster so it could r- ok.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:22:03 PM

Granted, but it only raeps you...

I wish for a pet behemoth

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 06:23:27 PM

Granted, it eats you. Yum.

I wish for 4chan.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:26:08 PM

granted but you drown in its shit....

I wish, for a 4chan firewall....

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 06:35:10 PM

Granted, but it fails.

I wish 4chan didn't just pwn the shit off my ass from that thread, argh.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:36:50 PM

Granted, now the n00bs do...

I wish i could understand everything i see, do, hear, feel or think about

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 06:42:48 PM

Granted, now you understand japanese, and subsequently look at one of those HORRIFYING japanese sites that you've always been curious about.
Congratulations.

I wish for a 24K gold macbook.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:48:36 PM

granted, but it doesn't work and the gold melts at room temperature...

i wish for a solid gold bread...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 06:49:55 PM

Granted, it was very delicious.

I wish for a fish.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:51:27 PM

granted, but it's in the ocean and always stays just out of your reach...

i wish for a private gunship

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 06:57:24 PM

Granted, but it gets a misfire, so JOO DAI.

I wish for a Carriage, including horses. From hell.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:58:47 PM

granted, but the horses get hungry and see you as food...

I wish for a castle...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 07:06:24 PM

It falls down.

I wish for an impenetrable fortress that has immunity to diseases and only I can get in and there's fully functioning plumbing and endless food and water. It can survive the end of the universe plzkthx.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 07:09:04 PM

Granted. However, time starts going in reverse once you enter, rapidly rewinding until you hit start. WHICH IT CANNOT SURVIVE, HAR HAR!
You die.

I wish for the essence of FABULOUS!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 07, 2009, 09:47:21 PM

Granted. You become a supermodel and are shunned by normal society as a total skank.

I wish I had more coins.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2009, 04:46:29 AM

Granted. They are obsolete aluminium 50-Ã¶re coins, which aren't worth crap and can't be used anywhere. 'gratz.

I wish for The Heaviest Subwoofer Ever Made.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 10:33:58 AM

Granted, you have a 1,5 ton... 1.6litre diesel powered subwoofer, wich the mythbusters proved was useless...

i wish for my own country...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 08, 2009, 11:31:50 AM

Granted. However the United States of Amerikah invades you suspecting weapons of mass distractions (Your heavily-chested bodyguards), and your country is assimilated by the US as the 51st state.

I wish I had the equipment to colonize the moon.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 02:00:10 PM

Granted, however, upon arrival, you find that the moon is already heavily colonized by Russia, who are building a second, secret CCCP...

I wish i had a personal battle mech...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 02:01:14 PM

Granted, but it's the size of your hand.

I wish windows wasn't so slow. I just got her today, she's damn slow. -kicks-

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 02:10:01 PM

granted, you now have Win3.11, one of the fastest windows-versions there is...

I wish i was a little bit taller...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 02:19:59 PM

Granted, now you bump your head on the door every time.

I wish my crap would work on windows because obviously she doesn't wanna do anything... >_>;

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 02:35:16 PM

granted, but now your computer fails everytime...

I wish i was a baller...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 02:48:42 PM

Granted, but you die. :(

I wish my ear drum didn't just fail

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 08, 2009, 02:53:10 PM

Granted. But Windows breaks again.

I wish Windows was easier to tame, it's taken me weeks to get Vis-tan to actually cooperate reliably.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 02:59:03 PM

Granted, now every time a virus tries to get in, windows welcomes it with open arms. Have fun with your popups.

I wish Homeko actually worked DirectX right.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 03:15:41 PM

granted, but DX now can't handle programs right...

I wish i had a girl, in a minute i would call her...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 03:19:41 PM

Granted, but she's a necrophile. Uh oh.

I wish... for my computer to work right. ):

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 03:43:40 PM

granted, but you turn into a three year old every time you approach it, thus thrashing the poor thing...

I wish this loop-ish phenomena would end...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2009, 06:06:42 PM

Granted. Every memory of yours is erased from your mind, and thus you can't percieve it. Grats.

I wish for an insertion in this thread...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 07:34:54 PM

Granted, but everyone else leaves...

I wish i had a portable Exit...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 09, 2009, 01:44:36 AM

Granted. However, it leads to FESKEKÃ–RKA. Enjoy smelling like fish. ALL THE TIME.

I wish for sudden death.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 09, 2009, 09:23:50 AM

Granted, however, sudden is now agonisingly slow, and it applies to you...

I wish programming on TV didn't suck so much...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 09:38:43 AM

Granted. All of the world's TV stations are suddenly and simultaneously struck by lightning and destroyed, killing all of the operators and actors. Enjoy your 24/7 Static.

I wish I was a cyborg.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 09, 2009, 09:44:11 AM

Granted, but humanity has come to fear and hate cyborgs...

I wish for a universal translator

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 09, 2009, 09:54:16 AM

Granted. Enjoy your BRAIN-EATING FISH INSIDE EAR, dude.

I wish for lots and lots of senbei crackers.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 04:53:44 PM

Granted, but they make you sneeze saying Shakin every time, and random sinks and heavy objects fall on your head along with numerous other unlucky things.

I wish I had a goddess to hang out with.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 09, 2009, 06:14:05 PM

Ganted, but she is a goddess of pestalince and disease, making her rather nasty, and giving you gods knows what.

I wish, I had, more time.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 06:24:29 PM

Granted. Time slows down for you in a non-relativistic way, and you end up dying of old age in exactly 10 years because you continued to experience time and age at your present rate while the rest of the world slowed down by 5x. Nobody else noticed either, all they could see was you seeming to move unnaturally fast.

I wish I had the goddess of cookies on my lap.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 09, 2009, 07:41:41 PM

Granted, but she ate tons of cookies for the last three millenia and is very large (250 pounds, like)...

I wish I had a Rolls Royce Merlin (27 Litre V12) engine and a car to put it in... (yes I'm very green;006)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 08:41:09 PM

Granted. However the engine compartment of the rare Delorian DMC-12 is far too small to hold anything larger than it's stock turbo EFI 6-cylinder. Better luck next time.

I wish I really did have the goddess of cookies on my lap, even if she was big.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 09, 2009, 09:05:28 PM

granted again, and she fulfills your every fantasy, however you're asleep and don't notice anything...

I wish my cat lived exactly as long as i do, and exacty as healthy and virile...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 09:36:04 PM

Granted. However cats also tend to reproduce quickly to make up for their naturally high death rate, and you end up with your house being completely overrun by cats.

I wish I had a goddess like the goddess of cookies by my side the rest of my life. (Btw so far you've yet to actually corrupt one of my wishes for a goddess of cookies. So what if she's squishy, she's still worth loving.)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 09, 2009, 09:55:13 PM

Granted, but she's a dominating, agressive, jealous woman, who thinks you have an affair with every girl she thinks you're looking at...

I wish i'm far, far away (liek afghanistan, or US) when i become an uncle...

(BTW, my cat's been sterilized... ^_^)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 10:15:19 PM

Granted. However Afghanistan is now a glassy green crater as a result of the atomic wars.

I wish I had a better connection

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 10, 2009, 04:43:34 AM

granted, but now your modem craps out every 10KB...

I wish i had a better job...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 09:08:12 AM

Granted, it's cleaning dumpsters.

I wish my thumb would stop throbbing and actually type on the keyboard without making me lash out in pain.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 10, 2009, 09:43:51 AM

Granted, but then your thumb falls off. What a bloody mess...

I wish I lived somewhere in Europe so I could watch new episodes of Doctor Who.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 10, 2009, 10:17:56 AM

Granted. Unfortunately the broadcasting channel goes bankrupt, and is replaced by 4kids.

I wish for THE ULTIMATE FLAVORING SAUCE.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 11:09:20 AM

Granted. Here, have this bottle of turds.

I wish for food.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 10, 2009, 04:27:48 PM

Granted. Enjoy your grass, since it's cow food.

I wish I had my own house.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 04:43:59 PM

Granted. Have fun with mortgages and money and the like. P:

I wish for HAWT YURI HENTAI PLZ?

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 10, 2009, 04:47:59 PM

Granted. It's also Lolicon, and contains a tracking virus the FBI can use to locate and arrest you for child pornography.

I wish I was an Anime character.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 10, 2009, 04:52:02 PM

Granted, you're a hacker in GITS who gets brutally murdered by the Major...

I wish i was a (corrupt, of course) superhero...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 10, 2009, 04:55:29 PM

Granted. However you are very promptly stabbed with Kryptonite, and die a most painful death.

I wish I had a Delorian DMC-12

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 10, 2009, 05:00:57 PM

granted, but you're obligated by law to keep and maintain it, and you realize you don't like it... you hate it...

I wish i won the state lottery...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 10, 2009, 05:33:22 PM

Granted.. However after taxes on your winnings, you end up owing the IRS and state government a grand total of $0.10

I wish I had my own business.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 05:42:49 PM

Granted, have control of the stock market.

I wish my hair would clean itself.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 10, 2009, 06:30:39 PM

Granted. Set your hair on fire. It will only hurt for a minute, but then it will stay as clean as a shiny bald.

I wish I had an easier time meeting people.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 06:32:07 PM

Granted, now you don't have the internet.

I wish my hair was on fire.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 11, 2009, 09:01:29 AM

Granted. Fire extinguishers are expensive though.

I wish I didn't need a laptop to surf the internet.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 11, 2009, 11:08:16 AM

Granted, now you need to live on the moon to surf the internet. By the way, you need a laptop on the moon.

I wish for apples.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 11:50:59 AM

Granted, but they're all rotten...

I wish i was in Bill Gates' will as his sole benificiary...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2009, 01:35:09 PM

Granted. However, the sole reason for this is because Bill was in your ass, and liked it.

I wish my humor wasn't so damn off.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 02:26:30 PM

Granted, but it lost all its funnyness alltogether....

I wish i had a T-72 tank...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 11, 2009, 07:18:55 PM

Granted. But you get shot clean through by my M-1 Regime Changer.

I wish I had a Boeing B26 bomber.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 07:32:50 PM

Granted, but the kerosene fill-up is screwed up and you run out just above the dead middle of the atlantic....

I wish i had a Typhoon Submarine, then... (biggest subs, and supposed to be damned luxurious, too)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 11, 2009, 07:38:07 PM

Granted. However a USSR-built Diesel sub soon torpedoes you, and being in that enormous sub of yours you end up sunk because you can't turn fast enough to shoot back.

I wish I had a B24J Liberator. WWII vintage, but very practical as a flying fortress.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 07:44:52 PM

Granted, but you're continually harassed by MiGs...

(BTW, Typhoons have multiple pressure hulls, so they can take a breach...plus you haven't watched "The Hunt for Red October, wich shows just how kick ass that sub is)

Anyways, i wish i had that Japanese Sub-Aircraft-Carrier...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 11, 2009, 08:21:38 PM

Granted, but it's full of sewage. Have fun with that.

I wish for chickens.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 11, 2009, 08:25:32 PM

Granted. Enjoy your feathers, lice, and dung all over.

I wish more people saw Spaceballs the Movie.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 08:38:55 PM

Granted,the whole world has seen it, they hate it, and they find out that you wasted their time...

I wish i had a Nimitz class carrier...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 13, 2009, 09:20:02 AM

Granted, however you soon find that the fuel costs and crew wages to actually use it are far too high to be practical, and you are forced to sell it for scrap metal.

I wish I had NCC-1701 Enterprise.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 13, 2009, 10:20:57 AM

Granted, however ownership is transferred to you moments before James T Kirk self/destructs it to prevent the klingons from getting it...

I wish i had a Klingon Bird of Prey...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 16, 2009, 09:55:39 AM

Granted, however Kirk hijacks it at the Genesis planet as a ride home after Enterprise got blown up.

I wish I had a girl on my lap.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 16, 2009, 09:56:54 AM

Granted, but she weighs 600 pounds.

I wish my pants weren't ripped.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 16, 2009, 11:35:26 AM

Granted, but they are too small.

I wish I could teleport myself to work.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 16, 2009, 12:14:50 PM

Granted, but you Spawn-frag your boss and get arrested for murder...

I wish i had a Minigun...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 17, 2009, 09:15:15 AM

Granted, but it's so small only a doll could possibly use it.

I wish they'd stop making a new Madden football game every freaking year

(I now have 69 posts? Awesome!)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 11:59:54 AM

Granted, but your post-count has been reset... ^_^

I wish i had A rackmount case full of Quad Opteron servers...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 17, 2009, 04:31:32 PM

Granted. however the electricity prices quadruple, and you can't afford to use them all.

I wish I had better tools.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 04:46:18 PM

Granted, you get a set wrapped in mylar so tight, you can't use them...

I wish i had a pizza...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 17, 2009, 05:28:17 PM

Granted. However, it's made out of plastic padding. Congratulations, they gave you the one from the Pizza Hut highway sign. ^^

I wish for something that kept my throat FRESHMA.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 05:31:12 PM

tanted, someone stops by and installs an industrial airconditioning unit around your neck...

I wish summers were nice again...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 17, 2009, 08:05:29 PM

Granted, however your air conditioned habitat dome results in massive global warming, and people soon blow up your refuge for ruining their world.

I wish I knew how to solve this design problem.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 08:25:34 PM

Granted, but you find out that it is impossible...

I wish i had a trilithium torpedo...(to see if it can really catastrophically end fusion in a star )

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 17, 2009, 11:13:32 PM

Granted, however it does not end fusion in a star and in fact is so terribly unstable that it tends to explode at random.

I wish I had some Dilithium.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 11:25:07 PM

Granted, however it is supplied to you in it's natural form and without container so you are left with nothing since it is a gaseous substance...

I wish i had a nice mansion...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 19, 2009, 06:45:47 PM

Granted. However it gets repossessed because you could not pay the taxes on it.

I wish I worked at aperture science.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 23, 2009, 06:56:18 PM

granted, but you're stuck in the plastic hamster cage along with everyone else.

i wish i had an espeon. :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on June 23, 2009, 07:04:35 PM

Granted, but she runs away, never to return again...

I wish i had an EPIC Tank (http://194.169.225.105/images/images/161293-KanesWrath_Marv_10x7.jpg)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 23, 2009, 07:41:24 PM

granted, but this is it... (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1007/971566704_79120f19d7.jpg)

i wish i could come up with a proper name for my tits.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on June 23, 2009, 10:26:35 PM

Granted, but it will be Sinistra and Dextera

I wish I still had My good ol TNT

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on June 24, 2009, 05:59:19 AM

Sure, you get your TNT (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TNT_(comics)), all nicely printed an in mint condition...

I wish i had lots of paint to paint my new pink tank with...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 27, 2009, 10:08:29 PM

granted, but all of it is in the colour "blushing rose".

i wish mah stomach would stop hurting. :[

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on June 28, 2009, 04:52:30 AM

Granted, but now you have a smashing headache...

I wish i had the Power Nine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_nine)...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 28, 2009, 11:49:05 PM

(irony: i woke up today with a smashing headache.)

granted, but they are all replicas drawn by a 5-yr old.

i wish that i woke up with mah lover-type-person sleeping next to me.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on June 29, 2009, 05:37:38 PM

granted, but the only thing he does when you're around is sleep...

I wish i could post an unbreakable wish here... ;006

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 30, 2009, 12:00:48 AM

granted, but this causes a rupture in the fabric of space-time and you kill us all....the ENTIRE UNIVERSE

i wish i had telepathy. :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on June 30, 2009, 12:14:50 AM

Granted, but you go insane from not being able to control the people's thoughts that you hear.

I wish I had Technopathy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_superhuman_features_and_abilities_in_fiction#Technopathy).

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 30, 2009, 12:20:32 AM

granted, but it only works on drive thru clown heads at jack-in-the-box.

i wish i had a softer floor.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 01, 2009, 02:14:49 PM

Granted, your floor is now made of mushy, rotten cardboard.
So is the ground beneath.
Enjoy your dinner.

I wish for an evil student council in a box.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on July 03, 2009, 01:04:25 PM

Granted. They decree that you must carry the box with all 12 members inside on your back every day from 7AM to 3:30PM or else you have to serve detention and take them to dinner and a movie.

I wish I saw that coming.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on July 04, 2009, 06:51:20 AM

granted, but it is the last thing you see coming before your eyes pop out and roll down a sewer drain...

i wish i had airconditioning in my room...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 04, 2009, 09:43:10 AM

Granted. It hits you in the face and gets into your eyes. What's that? Don't fancy evil, face-burning ant-infected air conditioners? Why poor you, Billy!

I wish for a blimp.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on July 04, 2009, 10:11:27 AM

granted, but it's the remains of the Hindenburg (wich is still legaly a blimp)...

I wish i had a death star...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2009, 10:46:50 PM

granted: you get a lovely plastic death star out of your morning cereal.

i wish my friends got along more.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on July 05, 2009, 05:24:21 PM

Granted; they now all conspire against you...

I wish i had superhuman hearing...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 07, 2009, 08:58:46 PM

granted; now you are driven insane by the high-pitched noises that no other humans can hear (fridges, computers, dog whistles, ect.)

i wish i had more soda.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on July 07, 2009, 09:58:17 PM

Granted. SODA TIDAL WAVE!!! You have drowned.

I wish I had dimension-shifting abilities.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 07, 2009, 11:31:10 PM

granted. you shift all the dimensions together, causing catastrophic spatial collapse. GAME OVER.

i wish i wasn't feeling so creeped out right now.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 08, 2009, 07:45:19 AM

Granted. You are now in total bliss. It lasts until you, so out of it you can't even see, walk out in the street and get run over by a tree.

I wish I had a tree...with a steering wheel.

>:3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on July 08, 2009, 05:12:29 PM

granted but it gets flat roots all the time...

I wish glow-ball warming didn't screw up the climate...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 08, 2009, 06:17:18 PM

Granted. The glow ball is now screwed out.

...wait...

I wish for PLANETARY DESTRUCTION.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2009, 10:04:56 PM

granted; you now have no place to live and die in space (either freezing to death, head explosion due to lack of pressure keeping it together, or suffocation. i'll let you decide which comes first. ^^ )

i wish for a bunch of persocoms modeled after os-tan (and pizza-tan ^^ ).

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 09, 2009, 05:47:04 AM

Granted. You get a Pizza the Hutt running PizzOS. He wants to eat you. Enjoy your space van.

I insert warp fluid.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2009, 10:27:07 PM

granted...? the fluid replaces your brain fluid, thus warping your brain.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 10, 2009, 05:41:08 AM

For not inserting anything, you get the bread crumb that was stuck under my SHIFT key.

I insert a swedish keyboard...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 10, 2009, 10:39:52 AM

you get a chonklit monkey? O___o (this is the wish thread, wtf is happening? )

i insert/wish for magic pizza.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 10, 2009, 06:46:01 PM

Granted. You get that warp hole in your sig. Enjoy your trip to...wherever that leads.

I wish for CONTINUUM

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 11, 2009, 12:50:41 AM

granted. you get john mayer's "continuum" album.

i wish for a better digestive system. T__T

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 11, 2009, 06:30:34 AM

Granted. Your entire stomach now consists of

Enjoy your...no, I'm actually not entirely sure what'll come of this, let's wait and see.

I wish for Cancer.

The crustacean.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 14, 2009, 05:00:20 PM

granted; a little plastic figure of spongebob's mr. krabs.

i wish for CAKE (http://hicsuntdracones.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/jinx_portal_the-cake-is-a-lie.jpg)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 14, 2009, 08:25:26 PM

You get a horde of mytomaniacs.

I insert an axe...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 16, 2009, 12:07:44 AM

you get *facepalm*

i insert/wish for/dream of jeanie

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 16, 2009, 06:59:44 AM

Granted, Billy Jean is now yours.
By the way, you're Michael Jackson's fourth child.

I wish for armageddon...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 16, 2009, 10:57:59 PM

granted; the apcolypse ponies decide to pay a visit to your house.

i wish for a moped.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on July 17, 2009, 12:53:38 AM

Granted, but because of delivery mistake rather than Moped you get MOAB at your door. (incase you didn't realize, MOAB = Mother Off All Bombs).

I wish I can get an Ambram Tank as private vehicle.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 17, 2009, 02:08:09 AM

Granted, but it runs on a 45/10/5/40 mix of rainbows, tuna, orange and unused WHAM cd's.
And it's pink.

I wish for my private ass-beating pad.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2009, 10:38:11 PM

granted; but it is used by mine whenever i wish. see you next wednesday.

i wish my body was completely rejuvenated just like night in absolute boyfriend after he and riiko, uhm......

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 20, 2009, 07:10:05 AM

Granted, you-

Nope, no show on that one...

I wish for image flood.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 22, 2009, 05:22:10 AM

granted.

[IMG]

i wish i could locate my best friend.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: lilsleepingninja on July 24, 2009, 04:12:59 PM

Granted: he was tied up in the basment

i wish for a good thunderstorm

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 25, 2009, 11:27:26 PM

granted: you now have constant thnderstorm swirling around your head.

i wish for chinese food.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on July 27, 2009, 01:30:30 AM

Granted.
You got shark fin, but for practical purpose, you got a whole living and angry great white shark on your plate.

I wish for Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood soundtrack album.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: coldReactive on July 27, 2009, 07:50:22 PM

granted, but it's all static.

I wish ReactOS would become beta in a week.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 27, 2009, 10:06:36 PM

granted, but it's just a bunch of screenshots.

i wish i could jump into the internet and start screwing with all your computers.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on July 28, 2009, 12:36:30 AM

Granted, but then you meet with norton and he start chasing you because he think you are a virus.

I wish for a nice boiled egg

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 28, 2009, 10:03:40 PM

granted; humpty dumpty shows up at your door.

i wish for a real-life sanji.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: lilsleepingninja on July 29, 2009, 08:12:11 PM

granted, but he's only an infant

I wish he'd love me back

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: coldReactive on July 30, 2009, 04:48:06 AM

granted, but it's as a brother.

I wish Microsoft would die out.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: lilsleepingninja on July 30, 2009, 10:22:54 AM

(I'm a chick)granted but Linux takes over the world

I wish for a better Ipod, and nothing from the black market...Already tryed it. >.> <.<

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 30, 2009, 09:45:31 PM

granted; it's a prototype that apples tracks to you, claiming you stole it. enjoy the clink.

i wish for a sweater.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: lilsleepingninja on August 08, 2009, 01:37:54 AM

granted, but it was eaten by moths

I wish for an escape

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on August 08, 2009, 07:05:50 AM

Granted, but the moment you escape, you met a executioner on patrol.

I wish for a new CPU

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 09, 2009, 10:36:04 PM

granted. you get something fished out of the junkyard, new to you.

i wish for the armoire to narnia.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 06:05:40 PM

Granted. However, the wardrobe (IT'S A WARDROBE) is full of non-erasable fish odour...
...and Narnia is ruled by whales.

I wish for William Wallace to return and kick some ass.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2009, 08:55:27 PM

granted; but he (and you) get ass kicked by wild chuck norris. WILLIAM WALLACE IS UNABLE TO BATTLE! WILD CHUCK NORRIS WINS!

i wish for a rice cooker. :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 08:57:26 PM

Granted...
...BUT WHO WAS COOKING POT!?

Insert- I mean, I wish for an Everlasting Gobstopper Launcher.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2009, 09:00:57 PM

granted, only it only shoots potato-sized gobbstoppers. turns out to actually be a converted spud launcher.

i wish for ribs and rice. owo

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 09:02:30 PM

Granted. You get a grain of rice stuck in your ribs. Enjoy your operation.

I wish for the ULTIMATE CHEMO.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2009, 09:07:21 PM

granted: get ULTIMATE CIRNO.

insert-i mean wish for- complete song.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 09:09:21 PM

Granted. Cirno's Perfect Math Class is now LOOPING INSIDE YOUR HEAD.

(also uncross your legs and remove your hand from your chin.)

I wish for more useless memes to troll newfags with...because my blood is worth too much to be cried constantly >_>

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2009, 09:10:36 PM

granted: get unlimited amount of rule 34.

i wish for present to give nejin for birthday day :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 09:15:17 PM

Granted...but SUDDENLY ENDLESS TEN AND WE'RE STUCK IN THE FIRST TEN DAYS OF OCTOBER UNTIL SOMEONE BREAKS THIS STUPID PLOTLINE

I wish for Black Rock Shooter-flavored marshmallows.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2009, 09:33:01 PM

granted. you get 2.

i wish for a vacation. *sigh*

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 09:46:53 PM

Granted. You're fired/expelled/deported to bahamas.

I wish for lots and lots of blood.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 07, 2009, 04:11:23 PM

granted; you bleed out all over the floor. CLEANUP IN AISLE--

i wish for moe uniform (http://www.cosmates.jp/shop/product_info/cp-43_90_123/pid-7600.html) :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Xi Wang chan on October 09, 2009, 02:09:05 AM

Granted, then them sent you a male moe uniform n_n...

I wish all of my favorites DVD movies *w*!!!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 10, 2009, 10:18:36 PM

granted; they're bootleg. the police catch you, and as they're hauling you off, they laugh, saying "hey, mike! look at this, they're scratched anyway, she couldn't watch a thing!"

i wish for food.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on October 10, 2009, 11:20:26 PM

Granted. All of it is 50-year-old Twinkies, which actually can be classified as food.

I wish for a PSP.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 11, 2009, 11:01:42 AM

Granted. It's radioactive. Enjoy your mutated/mutilated leg, and weird questions whenever you attempt to fly somewhere.

I wish for a Jetlag Potion. (not an Anti-jetlag potion, mind you!)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 11, 2009, 04:48:22 PM

granted; you get a bottle of reeeeealy cheap scotch.

i wish for magic hair.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Xi Wang chan on October 14, 2009, 02:33:06 AM

granted, chair disappears magical ^^...

I wish a laptop *w*...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 14, 2009, 07:34:51 AM

Granted. You get the P-P-P-POWERBOOK!

I wish for a Red Hat...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 15, 2009, 05:37:21 PM

granted. you get a knockoff of red hat linux.

i wish for speedier healing time.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Xi Wang chan on October 17, 2009, 02:42:28 AM

granted, your body tires a lot and death more fast than normal TwT...

I wish finish my current videogame project ^___^

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 18, 2009, 12:18:56 AM

granted; you finish it, but with half the quality of what you started with.

i wish for SLEEP~

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 18, 2009, 04:21:42 AM

GrantOH NO YOU DIDN'T, you are now stuck browsing the entire Advice Dog gallery on ED and LAUGHING TO EVERY SINGLE PICTURE.

I wish for bread.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 19, 2009, 06:35:07 PM

granted; you get the moldy bread eaten by the girls who started the salem witch trials. enjoy your halloucinations.

i wish to be warm-blooded. :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Aemmu on November 11, 2009, 10:14:13 PM

granted, but it is the wrong blood type and your body kills itself fighting the foreign blood.

I wish for a better graphics card.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 11, 2009, 10:41:44 PM

Granted, but it's of poorer quality than your current card. Have fun playing pong!

I wish for a solid gold telephone.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: stewartsage on November 11, 2009, 11:43:54 PM

You get it, but solid gold electronics don't work.

I wish for a college where there was something to do

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 12, 2009, 12:20:20 AM

Granted, but "party" or "fun" is not among the things you can do... enjoy.

I wish that idiot would stop calling me.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 12, 2009, 07:24:57 AM

Granted. Your friendly neighborhood asshat cableman comes into your house and short-circuits the phone wires into a loop.
Enjoy YOUR PHONE CALLING YOU ALL THE TIME, BY ITSELF

I wish for pink jellybean-flavored pizza.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 12, 2009, 01:06:42 PM

Granted. Proudly made with idiocy (http://ostan-collections.net/topic-1064.html)... try not to choke.

â™ª I wish those days could come back once more. â™ª

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Aemmu on November 12, 2009, 01:50:31 PM

Granted, but those days brought back many diseases leaving you to be the cause of many deaths.

I wish for a really fast download speed.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 12, 2009, 02:24:23 PM

Granted, but everyone in the neighborhood leeches off your bandwidth, so you now have EVEN LESS power to draw off - and it's laggy as fuckshit.

I wish for a super-powerful shower.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: stewartsage on November 12, 2009, 05:39:08 PM

Granted, but its made from a power washer. Good luck.

I wish for a good radio signal.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 12, 2009, 09:37:35 PM

granted; but it turns out it's the police's radio broadcast. enjoy being arrested for hacking a private line!

i wish dominic had better hours at work. :\

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Aemmu on November 13, 2009, 12:23:08 AM

granted, but the hours sync up to whenever you wanna be online

I wish for a zombie apocolypse.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 13, 2009, 04:42:36 AM

Granted, but it's cancelled out by a meteoric collision... and Jesus... and this all happens while you're on the can.

I wish turkey tasted better.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 18, 2009, 12:49:01 PM

granted, but it's filled with so much MSG that one bite = CANCER BISHES.

i wish for ultimate downloading powers~~

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 18, 2009, 01:47:29 PM

Granted, but you can't control the powers and end up downloading the worst of the internet... hope you have anti-malware installed.

I wish I had a set of reality-breaking brass knuckles.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Aemmu on November 18, 2009, 07:56:41 PM

Granted, but they are from the dollar store and only dent reality then they break.

I wish to control other peoples minds

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: leuch3rd on November 19, 2009, 09:16:34 AM

Granted. But you can only control people who are nice to you (no revenge! lol).

I wish for a dancing chia pet

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: stewartsage on November 19, 2009, 01:50:47 PM

Granted. Satan.

I wish for a working iPod

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 19, 2009, 02:10:57 PM

Granted, but all your music files have DRM on them, so your favorite files wind up getting deleted just when you want to listen to them most.

I wish I had a hammer.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 22, 2009, 09:47:17 AM

granted; you get a child's squeaky hammer.

i wish for moar pizza.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 24, 2009, 01:31:14 AM

Granted, no toppings, no cheese, no sauce... that's the way you like it, right?

I wish for snow.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 24, 2009, 01:43:54 AM

Granted. It is warm. You now have lots of tasteless slush ice covering your entire state. Enjoy your meal!

I wish for an infinite supply of infinite supplies of catgirls.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 24, 2009, 02:28:32 AM

Granted, but they all have rabies.

I wish there was a legitimate source of news.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 27, 2009, 02:33:01 PM

granted, but it is all reported to you live from your illegitimate son.

i wish for what i want.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Aemmu on November 28, 2009, 09:54:51 PM

Granted but it is what you really wanted and not what you were thinking about at that time. You got a rotten taco.

I wish to divide by zero .5 times.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: stewartsage on November 29, 2009, 04:15:58 PM

The world promptly ends

I wish for the Bluesmobile

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 29, 2009, 06:39:09 PM

you get the general lee.

i wish i could RELAX~

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: maica22010 on November 29, 2009, 08:54:03 PM

granted but it's only your muscles so you suffocate because you cant breath anymore.

I wish for all the anime in the world.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: stewartsage on November 29, 2009, 10:27:46 PM

(choco, how's that a bad thing? ;))

Granted, good luck digging out

I wish for a fire truck!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 30, 2009, 07:14:35 AM

Granted. Enjoy your red toy car.

And explaining it to your friends.

I wish for prominent webhosting.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 02, 2009, 07:29:20 PM

granted, but you don't own it; yahoo does.

i wish for time-travel pocketwatch.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Bella on December 03, 2009, 12:04:38 AM

Granted, but you end up killing your great-grandfather. And grandmothering yourself. O.o

I wish for world peace~

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 03, 2009, 06:45:01 PM

granted; the world forgets EVERYTHING and joins hands to sing "Someday at Christmas" by Stevie Wonder. Within a week they all die, either by super-annoyed aliens due to CONSTANT singing, or due to starvation.

i wish for faster healing time.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Aemmu on December 03, 2009, 08:46:01 PM

Granted, your enemies now heal 10x faster.

I wish for the world to speak in 1337 speek. XDX

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 09, 2009, 10:12:06 PM

granted, everyone on the planet speks in leet, having gained this knowledge from your brain. enjoy being a medical oddity that does not understand the international speech.

i wish for something good to happen.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 10, 2009, 07:53:30 AM

Granted. An enormous flying castle appears over New York. Bowser and my other selves are holding a party there, which spills over into a firefight. This is a good thing. Rejoice. Â´v`

I wish for a BAD thing, involving cute penguins, frosted butts and gasoline, to happen.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Aemmu on December 10, 2009, 11:26:00 PM

Granted, you have a dream about all that and wake up screaming due to almost being suffocated by a penguin...

I wish for me to actually sleep instead of passing out in front of my CPU at night XD

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 11, 2009, 09:52:45 PM

granted; enjoy your 20-year rest, rip van winkle.

i wish everything would fall into place for once

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Bella on December 12, 2009, 10:53:24 AM

Things would be going too well and you'd get very bored.

I wish for free food

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 13, 2009, 01:43:52 PM

granted; free ROTTEN food for you.

i wish for pokemans!!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Bella on December 15, 2009, 09:27:42 PM

Granted; the world is full of Pokemon, and one day a Snorlax decides to trip and fall on you.

I wish for snowboarding. NAU.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 16, 2009, 08:16:45 PM

granted; the world freezes over, leaving you alone to snowboard everywhere in search of food and companionship.

i wish i wasn't so cold.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on January 01, 2010, 10:57:29 AM

Granted, but you end up in mah belly.

I wish for change the world at my will.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 01, 2010, 12:56:24 PM

Granted, but your will is taken over by a brown-striped innocent little kitten.
Enjoy your world filled with opened tuna cans.

I wish for ketchup rain.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 03, 2010, 12:32:20 PM

granted, but it floods the earth. and the chocolate rain guy makes a song about it. xD

i wish for moar cash.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: stewartsage on January 07, 2010, 12:10:28 AM

Granted. Every mugger in the city is alerted.

I wish for sleep

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 07, 2010, 05:01:01 AM

Granted, you get to sleep for 40 hours straight with nobody else at home to disturb you. Every robber in the city is alerted.

I wish for more CORRUPTION. (not the economic kind, mind you)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 11, 2010, 10:22:04 AM

granted; you gain a network of corrupters doing your evil bidding all over the world. however, once the world is corrupted, they, too, become corrupt, and revolt against you.

i wish for cure for the common cold. >:[

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Red-Machine on January 11, 2010, 12:24:53 PM

Granted. You invent the cure, distribute it to the world and find out the sample was contaminated because everyone gets syphillis.

I wish I worked at the Social Welfare Agency. (Little cyborg girl assassins, if you don't know)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 14, 2010, 01:48:03 PM

Granted but after a day it is reorganized into an all-male organization...

I wish i had fast internet at my new home

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Red-Machine on January 14, 2010, 02:14:40 PM

(Damn you, Smokey!)

Granted, but you find it has a 1GB download limit per month.

I wish Asuna Kagurazaka would turn up on my doorstep one day.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2010, 11:14:39 AM

granted, she kicks you in the face yelling that you took negi.

i wish for sayo aisaka to make some friends. :3 (you want a negima! fight, hur? >:3 )

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 16, 2010, 11:31:23 AM

Sure K, she gets along fine with other ghosts, and thus she drags ol' Yuyuko to the school, who promptly proceeds to BLACKHOLE FUKKEN EVERYTHING. >:3

I wish for a pun so unforgivably bad that someone must be executed for it.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 17, 2010, 11:04:26 PM

granted. you purchase a sandwich at the beach, but sadly, trip and your tasty treat falls onto said beach. a passerby notices and decides to crack out the gem of "NOW THAT'S A REAL SAND-WICH, HUH? GET IT? SAAAAND-WICH??"

he is dragged off by the gestapo in speedos.

i wish for cure for addictions. :[

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 18, 2010, 12:21:25 AM

Granted. You get entiredly addicted to danmaku shooters, removing all other addictions simply because you don't have time to satisfy them. -w-

I wish for Patchy's hat.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: stewartsage on January 18, 2010, 01:05:10 AM

Granted, you get a patchy hat.

I wish for my very own nekomimi.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Red-Machine on January 18, 2010, 05:12:51 AM

Granted, but she isn't housetrained.

I wish for a 3Dfx Voodoo 5 6000 gfx card.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2010, 07:21:12 PM

granted. you get a greeting card with "3Dfx Voodoo 5 6000 gfx" written on it.

i wish for my cat to feel better. :[

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 22, 2010, 06:13:44 AM

Granted. She's sick because she doesn't have any soul. She takes your uncle John's soul, and subsequently becomes a cat with the personality of a bad-mannered company director with asthma.

I wish for detention.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 22, 2010, 07:31:15 PM

granted. the dean gives you a saturday, which only existed 4 years ago. you keep getting more saturdays cause you have no time machine to go and serve the one you had.

i wish for more glass vials.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2010, 09:45:59 AM

Granted. They get tossed at you over a nearby fence, and shatter. Enjoy your feet.

I wish for Chirumiru powder milk (it makes you smarter).

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 23, 2010, 04:37:56 PM

granted, but all the cans are empty.

i wish for hundreds of little anime boys [/shotacomplex]

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2010, 06:34:24 PM

Granted, BUT ALL THE CANS ARE EMPTY. O_O

I wish for Insta-Minion spray.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Smokey on January 27, 2010, 05:04:06 AM

Granted, however the minions are all hostile to you...

I wish AMD would pwn the processor-scene again...

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2010, 08:59:03 PM

granted; the new AMD processor literally takes a hammer and PWNS all of the other processors.
however, it's speed is that of one from the 80's.

i wish i had psychic powers. :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Ultimaninja on February 04, 2010, 11:19:54 PM

Granted, but you can only read the minds of rodents and small animals.

I wish to be able to dance.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2010, 05:57:02 PM

granted; but you can only do the box-trot and the safety dance. on a good day, you can also do the electric slide. :3

i wish i had my own computer. :[

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2010, 09:45:12 AM

Granted. It hates you. Enjoy your malignant AI.

I wish for the rest of the people around me to become EXTREMERY RONERY.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 09, 2010, 09:25:38 AM

granted. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD (sides' you) is now a setreotypical asian who cannot find love. however, everyone finds YOU, and falls in love with you. enjoy your polygamist marrage to THE ENTIRE FUKIN WORLD.

i wish for MOAR BANQUET MAC N CHEESE~ (http://heateatreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/BanquetMacaroniCheese.jpg)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on February 18, 2010, 11:00:29 PM

Granted, but all the cheese are made by Gunnar Damm secret organization and have a strange look.

I wish that I can read other people's mind.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on February 19, 2010, 11:10:05 PM

Granted but you can only read them from the bottom of their feet... have fun being known as "the foot weirdo" XP.

I wish I could still drink coffee.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Seamore on February 20, 2010, 01:48:04 AM

Granted, but because of poor harvest around the world, coffee price skyrocket to kingdom come.

I wish for a new alarm clock.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on February 20, 2010, 09:00:13 AM

Granted but it's atomic and always set to go off at 3AM.

I wish for methadone.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 20, 2010, 11:42:57 AM

granted; but it's misspelled as "methodrone" and is turned into an amusement park ride by disney.

i wish for a never-ending bottle of coca-cola that never loses its fizz. :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 21, 2010, 02:45:34 AM

granted but it doesn't stop fizzing. get ready for a big mess..

i wish for some cake!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on February 21, 2010, 04:48:58 AM

Granted - one urinal cake coming up! Ewww... I hope it isn't used...

I wish for a hammer.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 21, 2010, 09:39:46 AM

A BAN HAMMER.... oN YOU!

i wish for world peace

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2010, 10:41:44 AM

Granted, you ge-YOU'RE LYING. (â•¬à² ç›Šà² )

I wish for a donut mountain.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 21, 2010, 02:21:03 PM

granted. birds nest on it as it is an easy source of food.

i wish for MOAR SONG IDEAS

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 21, 2010, 07:25:13 PM

Granted. but they all have the same tunes.

i wish for a million dollars

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 22, 2010, 10:20:04 AM

granted; but it's in monopoly money. xD [/thread-starter-reference]

i wish i could speed up and slow down time.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: stewartsage on February 22, 2010, 10:44:44 AM

Granted, but its cassette based and after you start fast forwarding the tape wraps around one of the knobs and destroys the universe.

I wish I had a new watch.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 22, 2010, 11:35:06 AM

granted, you fish a broken fake rolexxx outta the trash. it's new to you....

i wish for lunch-items. :\

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: stewartsage on February 22, 2010, 11:47:42 AM

Get bones, an apple core, and something rotten from last month's lunch.

I wish for a decent pair of headphones

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 22, 2010, 12:54:50 PM

Granted. They're a KOSS Porta Pro...

...made out of wood.

I wish for a third leg/arm cannon.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on February 22, 2010, 03:29:05 PM

Granted, but you accidentally SHOOT YOUR GENITALS OFF

I wish for a fish.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on February 22, 2010, 04:39:42 PM

Granted - I present you the corpse of one Albert Fish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish)... I hear he smacks of moth balls.

I wish for some Robotussin.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 23, 2010, 05:23:38 PM

granted; you are given a vial of cherry sugar-water.

i wish for every tv channel to play Law and Order: Special Victims Unit every hour of every day till then end of time.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 24, 2010, 02:12:20 AM

Granted. but it will only play episode 4

i wish that then one who grants this wish dies a horrible death

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 25, 2010, 03:53:04 PM

granted: i haunt you for the rest of your days.

i wish for the ability to control internal tempature of objects and people at will.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on February 25, 2010, 05:41:26 PM

Granted, but your own temperature overheats after each use.

I wish for a lucky Buddha statue.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 25, 2010, 08:42:33 PM

granted; it attracts bad luck.

i wish for MOAR SONGS O_____O and time

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on February 27, 2010, 02:38:09 PM

Granted, but they're all by that band you hate... you know the one.

I wish for less marsh.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2010, 08:01:39 PM

granted; it freezes into MOAR ICE.

i wish for live tv-pausing powers.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Bella on March 30, 2010, 10:30:29 PM

You pause REALITY instead. FOREVER.

I wish for six months more winter! ;O;

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 04, 2010, 09:36:07 PM

Granted by the Nuclear Winter clause, you cause a missile war between all the equipped nations and there you go. Beware of various side effects... -w-;

I wish for PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION THAT ACTUALLY WORKS (for the US, at least)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 05, 2010, 09:31:59 AM

granted, though YOU must fund it.

i wish for MOAR CLASS TIEM

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Red-Machine on April 05, 2010, 12:01:02 PM

Granted, the school day is now extended to 12 hours.

I wish for an nVidia GeForce 8800 Ultra.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 05, 2010, 04:57:49 PM

Granted. It is made out of 35% raspberry, 9% marshmallow and 205% YOUR DOG.
THAT IS 249% MOTHERFUCKETH

I wish for a spin-o-meter.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Red-Machine on April 06, 2010, 03:58:11 AM

Good thing I don't have a dog. :smoke:

Granted, but it doesn't spin.

I wish for the United States to revoke its independance and come back to the motherland!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on April 06, 2010, 02:42:32 PM

Granted, the United States is now an African colony...
there's so many meanings for "motherland" doncha know?
I wish dis pollen would cease & sekkle! coverin' everythin'.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 07, 2010, 11:21:45 AM

Granted. All pollination processes around the world skip to an immediate halt and never resurface. Flowers wither, die and the green spots of the world quickly turn into a muddish brown. Humanity can only watch as the pale blue dot becomes less and less habitable...until they finally can't, because they're all...

transformed into BLIND GOLDFISH

I wish for global lampshading.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on April 07, 2010, 04:43:59 PM

Granted, the entire world turns into an episode of Excel Saga... but it turns out everyone in the world has a poor sense of humor.

I wish every audible electronic device could only play some form of The Girl from Ipanema.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 07, 2010, 05:18:37 PM

granted; it plays it at a frequency that makes your ears bleed. ;___;

i wish for moar compys to play with :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on April 07, 2010, 05:34:17 PM

Granted, hope you're fond of VTech...

I wish for a steampunk reality.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 09, 2010, 09:16:24 AM

granted; but all the technonogy is powered by pieces of YOU.

i wish for technomancy powers. ^^

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2010, 11:29:49 PM

granted, but you electrocute yourself by using them.

i wish for the ability to change the song stuck in my head itunes style.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2010, 11:42:35 PM

Granted, but you need to use headphones now to listen to your thought.

I wish people will avoid me more in public.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2010, 08:35:13 PM

Granted, but this is achieved through use of massive amounts of BO. Prepare to have EVERYONE avoid you....

I wish I could know what specific type of plant a plant was just by looking at it.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Acher13 on July 11, 2010, 12:52:32 AM

Granted, but you lost all your knowledge about the computer.

I wish to have a peaceful night.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 14, 2010, 04:34:34 PM

Granted; but this comes at the price of all future "rowdy" nights....

i wish for the ability to beam food directly into my tummy. :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Acher13 on July 15, 2010, 06:32:36 AM

Granted: But now you'll always hungry.

I wish for an ability to duplicate anything I want at my own will by simply touching them.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 16, 2010, 02:34:39 PM

granted, but it also duplicates yourself. AAARRRMMMMY OF CLOOONNNESSS~

i wish for ability to instant-download anything on the net i wish.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Acher13 on July 17, 2010, 06:38:43 AM

Granted: One download per 24 hour tho, so make sure you choose what to get.

I wish to be struct by lightning and comes out without any injury.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 18, 2010, 08:32:40 PM

granted, but now everything you touch gets zapped by that same bolt of lightening.

i wish for unlimited paypal account.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Acher13 on July 18, 2010, 10:39:12 PM

Granted : But you will never be able to withdraw it as cash.

I wish for a pizza delivery every afternoon to my place and its free!!

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 19, 2010, 06:30:45 PM

(that's ok. SHOPPPINGGG~~~)

granted: it's always your most hated flavour (even if that flavour ir raw sewage).

i wish for the ability to blackhole things, like kirby. :3

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Acher13 on July 20, 2010, 05:45:07 AM

Granted: But those thing are going into your digestive system (watever you suck in, get compressed and goin into you stomach for digesting)

I wish I(and the only) can bend the rules made by human without any penalty

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 20, 2010, 09:00:34 PM

granted; you get locked up by marvin the martian for crimes against mars.

i wish i could filter the air around me at will.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Acher13 on July 21, 2010, 02:21:56 AM

Granted: everytime you filter the air, those filth stuck at you.

I wish I could do an evil laugh (no seriously, I never had a loud laugh before.)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 23, 2010, 02:43:57 PM

Granted, but it sounds like this.] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PajTD6dOni8&feature=related)

i wish my father had an off switch.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Acher13 on July 26, 2010, 01:22:45 AM

lol if only i could do that xD

and your wish is granted, but his snores will be much haunting you in your sleep xD

I wish I could travel thru dimension at my own will.

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Alex S on July 26, 2010, 02:24:40 PM

Granted, but each time you do, YOU DIVIDE BY 0 OH SHIII-

I wish for MegaMan.EXE-style armor (w/ powers and everything)

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Acher13 on July 26, 2010, 04:55:30 PM

Granted: but each time you wanna use them, you'll have to do transformation, magical girl style with that brief moment of nudity >.<
oh, but changing back to normal would have to do manually ze.

I wish I have a camera with X-ray function which I can control at will >.<

Title: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2010, 08:00:21 PM

granted, however each time you use it the object/scenery you are photographing is stripped of everything except for that which is visible in x-ray mode (ie: human into skeleton, ect.)

i wish i could get more cosplayers for otacon. :[

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 21, 2012, 11:30:09 AM

Granted, but they all look like Sailor Bubba

I wish to resurrect this ancient topic

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 21, 2012, 03:17:54 PM

granted, but we're the only ones who will post in it!

i wish for a skort. (if you're unfamiliar, it's a rareish garment that's a skirt with built in shorts.)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 21, 2012, 07:41:51 PM

Granted, but you have to fight my sister for it
(I know what they are. She has one -w-)

I wish I had a clone to help at work

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 21, 2012, 11:53:24 PM

granted, but it's of the same quality as bitch stewie.

i wish i could conjure cokes out of thin air.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 22, 2012, 08:59:31 AM

Granted, but you can only conjure Diet Cokes

I wish I got paid tomorrow

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 23, 2012, 03:11:39 AM

granted, but it's in gum. CRAPPY gum.

i wish i could get my skirt back.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 23, 2012, 09:31:21 AM

Granted, but it's too big for you to wear now

I wish I has a Weighted Companion Cube

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 23, 2012, 10:43:13 PM

granted, but it's parked on your foot.

i wish for an antidote to tiredness.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 24, 2012, 12:13:58 AM

Granted, but it tastes like coffee

I wish to be a cat -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 24, 2012, 01:18:30 AM

granted, but you're feral.

i wish for softer hands.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 24, 2012, 08:36:46 AM

Granted, but they're now made of Play Dough

I wish to screw the rules

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2012, 03:37:55 AM

granted. you have a good, long night with those rules, and roll over in the morning to discover that they have made you breakfast and are prepared to drive you to work.

i wish for those t-shirts.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 25, 2012, 09:09:05 AM

Granted, but you receive them in dollfie size

I wish I was made of ice, because that would be cool

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2012, 10:28:15 PM

granted. but you're in texas.

i wish i had retractable wings.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 25, 2012, 11:11:43 PM

Granted, but you live in a no-fly zone, and have no way to get to somewhere where you can fly

I wish I had the Wing Cap from Super Mario 64

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 26, 2012, 10:20:50 PM

granted. but it's a .jpg.

i wish i could transfer stuff i see in my mind onto the computer.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 26, 2012, 10:47:18 PM

Granted, but it transfers every thought to your computer and posts it on Twitter / Facebook / etc. >:3

I wish I was Mario

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 27, 2012, 01:09:14 AM

granted, but you have the physical characteristics that mario would have irl. (pot belly, exposure to hazardous plumbing environments, etc.)

i wish [as] would stop making live action shows.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 27, 2012, 06:40:30 AM

Granted, but Squidbillies is renewed for another season

I wish I had breasts

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 28, 2012, 01:35:40 AM

(tbh i wouldn't mind if SB was renewed if it meant the end of delocated >>;;;;)

granted, but they're cheap sillicone, and while they're fun to squish, you can't find a place on the shelf for them that will keep them away from the cat.

i wish for energy.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 28, 2012, 09:03:46 AM

Granted, but you now run on AA batteries

I wish I could throw fireballs

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 29, 2012, 12:34:26 AM

granted, but they burn your fingers when you do.

i wish i could skate on subway tracks using the electricity.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 29, 2012, 08:41:20 AM

Granted, but you can no longer take a bath or shower without risk of electrocution

I wish I had a Chocobo

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 30, 2012, 03:43:44 PM

granted. it's inbred. (http://sharkrobot.com/images/medium/vgcats_chocoboinbreeder_MED.jpg)

i wish i could increase hard drive size at will.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 30, 2012, 05:54:28 PM

Granted, but you're unable to increase it higher than 500MB

I wish for faster internet

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 31, 2012, 01:56:37 PM

granted. but every time you get above 500 kb/s, the computer crashes.

i wish for rarity's magic.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 31, 2012, 04:15:49 PM

Granted, but it only works when you're in Equestria

I wish I had a shark with a laser attached to it's head

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 11, 2012, 08:20:49 PM

granted, but it's prevented from being delivered by the ASPCA.

i wish for the ability to print stuff from my mind.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 11, 2012, 09:20:36 PM

Granted, but it prints out embarrassing mental images without control ^_^;;

I wish I had an Apple II

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 11, 2012, 09:27:45 PM

granted, but it's a maquarium.

i wish i could redecorate without moving.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 12, 2012, 08:18:25 AM

Granted, but you can only redecorate in a theme you don't like

I wish I had the power to kill fleas

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2012, 04:47:05 PM

granted; you kill them with nuclear power and irradiate the former host.

i wish i could remove headaches when they occur.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 13, 2012, 05:56:45 PM

Granted, but now you have to deal with achy feet

I wish I could do a barrel roll

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2012, 07:40:31 PM

granted. you fall out of the plane every time you do.

i wish i could control the stuff on tv with a snap of the fingers.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 13, 2012, 09:30:27 PM

Granted, but it always works against you (Snap fingers, the music video for a song you hate starts playing really loudly)

I wish I had a different job

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 14, 2012, 11:46:39 AM

granted. enjoy your new employment as a Chippendale's Dancer.

i wish that no matter how old it was, food was fresh when i put it on my plate.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 14, 2012, 06:55:38 PM

Granted, but you're unable to use ketchup

I wish I can has cheezburger

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 14, 2012, 11:10:59 PM

granted. it was eaten by a kitty before being coughed up on your plate.

i wish setsuko didn't die. ;^;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 14, 2012, 11:42:50 PM

Granted, but now Ponyo dies in Setsuko's place

I wish there was a crossover between Ronin Warriors and Sailor Moon >w<

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 15, 2012, 01:22:47 PM

granted. it has a $5 budget and has a deadline of 1 week. enjoy your 3rd-grade piece of crap.

i wish i could materalize all the things i wanted. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 15, 2012, 02:04:44 PM

Granted, but it's always in dollfie size

I wish I had a cool cape

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 15, 2012, 02:58:52 PM

granted, but it's made of ice.

i wish all the ants were out of the house and dead.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 15, 2012, 04:39:31 PM

Granted, but now you have to deal with double the fleas >_<;;;

I wish I lived on my own

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2012, 12:32:29 AM

granted. the rent per month is double your monthly salary.

i wish i could work all night.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 16, 2012, 05:52:11 AM

Granted, but you end up needing to sleep all day

I wish I wasn't so confused about what time it was right now @_@

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2012, 08:50:58 AM

granted. your internal clock is set for the other side of the world from where you are. and it doesn't adjust for daylight savings time.

i wish drinking milk didn't make me sick. :\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 16, 2012, 09:00:06 AM

Granted, but now you can't drink Coca-Cola without getting sick

I wish I could stand to drink plain white milk

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2012, 10:49:03 AM

granted, but you can only drink it when it's sour.

i wish i had a suicune.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 16, 2012, 11:39:20 AM

Granted, but it ignores you because it was traded and you lack the needed badges to control it

I wish I had a bagel

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 21, 2012, 12:31:07 AM

granted. someone pre-chewed it for you.

i wish i had a never-ending, never-flattening can of coke.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 21, 2012, 10:25:19 AM

Granted, but it tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Coca-Cola now

I wish I had a Persocom

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 21, 2012, 05:40:03 PM

granted. he's defective and a tad slow. but you love him anyway. :3

i wish i spoke japanese.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 21, 2012, 06:02:20 PM

Granted, but you can no longer speak English
(Translation: あなたの願いが付与され、しかし、あなたはもはや英語を話す能力を持っているされていません)

I wish I was a catgirl

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 22, 2012, 10:38:11 AM

granted. enjoy the litterbox.

i wish i could poof my homework done.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 22, 2012, 12:44:24 PM

Granted, but now you can't draw

I wish I could fly

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 22, 2012, 10:56:11 PM

granted, but now you don't have limbs, only wings.

i wish i had ALL THE BOOKS

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 23, 2012, 11:18:10 AM

Granted, but your furniture is now replaced with books stacked in a way to resemble the furniture they replaced

I wish I had soup

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 23, 2012, 03:06:11 PM

granted. it's on fire.

i wish i found the correct torrent every time.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 23, 2012, 05:16:26 PM

Granted, but it has no seeders

I wish I had the power

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 25, 2012, 10:25:18 PM

granted. the electric company shuts it off.

i wish i could reverse decisions on facebook.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 26, 2012, 08:10:17 AM

Granted, but now even so much as saying "I has cheezburger" is grounds for a flamewar >_<;;

I wish I had cheese

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 27, 2012, 01:09:10 PM

granted. it has spoiled, which is damn near impossible for cheese to do.

i wish i could correct posts without going back and re-typing.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 27, 2012, 03:16:28 PM

Granted, but you have to pay $50 a month to have this power

I wish I had a bento

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 27, 2012, 03:53:48 PM

granted. it costs you $75, has the portion size of a 5-year-old girl, and isn't microwave safe.

i wish i could refill soda cans by looking at them.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 27, 2012, 08:04:59 PM

Granted, but you can only refill them with Pepsi

I wish I had a giant robot

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 28, 2012, 10:12:54 AM

granted. ye guilty.

i wish the music i listened to granted me special powers depending on the song.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 28, 2012, 12:19:10 PM

Granted, but it only works with songs you hate

I wish I had an iPad

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 28, 2012, 02:49:04 PM

granted. it's this one. (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/tosh-destroys-an-ipad)

i wish i had an ipod touch 4th gen.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 28, 2012, 07:33:22 PM

Granted, but it can only sync with an original Macintosh 128K

I wish Shinji wasn't so damn annoying

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 28, 2012, 07:39:04 PM

granted. he's written out of the story, leaving Rei to be the main character. but it's too much of a psychological burden for her to bear alone, so the job is given to Asuka, who turns the anime into a testament to her greatness spanning 13 episodes.

i wish i had a never-ending, always fresh and hot pizza.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 29, 2012, 05:53:24 AM

Granted. The Pizza of Särimner resurrects every night. Unfortunately for you, Odin steals it back.

I wish there were no more stupid people.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 29, 2012, 08:10:28 AM

Granted, but now life is boring; as you have nobody to make fun of

I wish my cat would quit trying to knock over everything on my desk >_<;;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 30, 2012, 06:41:09 PM

granted. he's now trying to knock over everything on your bookshelf.

i wish i could literally recharge by plugging into the wall.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 30, 2012, 07:34:37 PM

Granted, but you have to be tethered to the wall by an extension cord; as you can only function for a maximum of 5 minutes on your battery backup

I wish I was Hideki

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 30, 2012, 09:26:37 PM

granted. but you're here, while chii is with dragonfly back in japan.

i wish i had kotoko.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 01, 2012, 11:28:48 AM

Granted, but she got lost in the garden ;_;

I wish Evangelion had Domon, from G Gundam, as the main character instead of Shinji

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2012, 12:10:19 PM

granted. evangelion's quality is halved, making it just another run-of-the-mill anime.

i wish life wasn't so frustrating.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 02, 2012, 06:56:51 PM

Granted. Enjoy a frustrating afterlife -w-

I wish I had psychic powers

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2012, 07:17:10 PM

granted. you can make an object the size of a 100-yen coin levitate for 3 seconds before being too worn out to use them again.

i wish i could teleport.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 02, 2012, 07:55:42 PM

Granted, but you can only use your powers when you're inside a dark, small closet, and can only teleport to similar small, dark closets

I wish I had a rocket lawnchair

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 04, 2012, 01:15:59 PM

granted. it's this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1XYkswOCvQ)

i wish all the japanese .hack media was released in english.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 04, 2012, 03:53:57 PM

Granted, but you can only purchase it in an Ultimate Edition box set for the low price of $9,999.99

I wish I had a plush ME-tan >w<

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2012, 01:25:43 PM

granted. she comes with a built-in mini PC, which crashes, setting her aflame.

i wish i had something to stop the burning.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 05, 2012, 02:20:45 PM

Granted, but now you're freezing

I wish I had a parrot

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2012, 10:28:25 PM

granted. all it does is curse at you.

i wish i could press a button on the remote and watch anything that was played on tv in the past.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2012, 12:28:15 AM

Granted, but you need old issues of TV Guide in order to figure out what's on in whatever timeframe you're channel surfing in. As a heads up, Gundam Wing was on at 5:30 circa 2000 -w-
Why do I remember the time of the afternoon that show came on so well?

I wish I could make use of the useless knowledge that I have

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 10:55:18 AM

granted. you write an encyclopedia and post it on the internet. reviews are mixed, with 4chan and trops bashing you and attempting to hack the website.

i wish i could hack any website at will.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2012, 01:05:43 PM

Granted, but you're also turned into a dolphin for some reason; thereby making it a useless superpower, as you can no longer use a computer

I wish I had a room big enough to contain my ego xD

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 04:25:05 PM

granted. the room is simultaneously large enough to crush the world under its own weight, yet small enough that a single building block of an atom is enough to burst it.

i wish i had a device that could pull disease out of me when i got sick.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2012, 06:36:20 PM

Granted, but it's very complicated to operate and the instructions are in Klingon

I wish I had more bread to make sandwiches out of

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 06:44:32 PM

granted. it's moldy.

i wish money trees were a real thing.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2012, 07:44:59 PM

Granted. It's not quite what you expected ^_^; (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachira_aquatica)

I wish I had more bras that are comfortable >_>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 07:58:45 PM

granted. they're ugly as hell, unsupportive, and make you look butch.

i wish i lived in japan.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2012, 08:44:36 PM

Granted, but you're banned from all the stores nationwide for crimes you didn't commit

I wish I had an occasion to wear a fancy dress in public

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 08:47:34 PM

granted. it's to a pig party.

i wish i had moe money (but not moe problems).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2012, 10:26:27 PM

Granted, but the money isn't accepted anywhere because dollar bills with the image of Moe from the Simpsons on them is not legal tender
(Hey, you did say Moe money)

I wish I could put myself into a coma that would last from right now until the week before my trip

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 11:07:43 PM

granted. you die of starvation.

i wish i could take in nutrients from the air, like a sponge.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 07, 2012, 08:52:26 AM

Granted, but you lose the ability to eat and drink

I wish I didn't have a sore throat

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 07, 2012, 09:45:58 AM

granted. your body is now sore.

i wish it was just a tad cooler today.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 07, 2012, 07:44:55 PM

Granted, but the humidity increases tenfold; making it feel no different

I wish it wasn't so humid

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 02:45:52 AM

granted. the air is so dry that simply breathing through your nose causes a nosebleed.

i wish i could control television programming.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 08, 2012, 09:47:23 AM

Granted, but you can only control the shows when you eat spicy food

I wish I didn't have this cold ._.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 11:06:16 AM

granted. you have the stomach flu instead.

i wish my grandma was well :[

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 08, 2012, 12:30:12 PM

Granted, but she has to cut ties with her family to go become the next hokage. Believe it -w-

I wish I was a ninja

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 12:59:39 PM

granted. your pay is a bowl of rice per day.

i wish i could sing Ragtime Cowboy Joe without stumbling. >>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 09, 2012, 08:29:07 AM

Granted, but you sound like Donald Duck when singing

I wish I had the ability to transform into anyone at will

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2012, 11:59:52 AM

granted, but whenever you use this power you gain 5 pounds.

i wish i could zap the dishes clean.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 09, 2012, 05:35:27 PM

Granted, but you destroy the dishes when you zap them

I wish I could come up with more good ideas for the "Band Name Battle" topic

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2012, 09:34:17 PM

granted. you steal what little ideas i have.

i wish i could plug my brain into the computer to download my thoughts.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 09, 2012, 10:26:00 PM

Granted, but every little thought effects the computer

WWYP: Purple or pink?

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2012, 10:41:09 PM

purple.

i wish you would look before you post. :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 10, 2012, 09:12:37 AM

Granted, but now I'm intentionally mixing up topics

I wish I was a housecat :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2012, 10:33:49 AM

granted. your owner decides you'd look cute with a lion cut, so you get shaved. after your appointment to get fixed. -w-

i wish i could skadoo into the television like blue from blue's clues could skadoo into pictures.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 11, 2012, 01:02:40 PM

Granted, but you accidentally end up in your most hated TV show

I wish I had the Bag of Holding

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2012, 09:27:47 PM

granted. someone put a portable hole in it.

i wish people would instantly get my references.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 12, 2012, 09:00:45 AM

Granted, but then they'll find references in things you didn't intend to make a reference in -w-

I wish I had mime powers

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 12, 2012, 10:50:24 AM

granted. you trap yourself in an invisible box and suffocate.

i wish i could open this jar.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 12, 2012, 12:44:12 PM

Granted, but you then discover that this isn't the jar you where looking for

I wish I could change the startup sound on Windows 7

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 12, 2012, 04:55:29 PM

granted. you realize how simple it is and facepalm repeatedly.

i wish i had windows 7 again. :\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 12, 2012, 07:03:39 PM

Granted, but it's Windows 7 Starter Edition. Enjoy not being able to change your wallpaper -w-

I wish I was XP-tan for a day

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2012, 02:42:59 PM

granted. you're not used to the chest girth and the weight throws out your back, so you have to spend the whole week in bed.

i wish i could pause the release of carbonation on my soda.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 13, 2012, 04:45:36 PM

Granted, but you freeze time as a whole when you do

I wish I had TV in my bedroom

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2012, 05:42:28 PM

granted. it's broken.

i wish i had the ability to colourize things like lady rainicorn.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 13, 2012, 07:08:17 PM

Granted, but you can only color stuff using the colors of a typical Windows 1.0 desktop (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/Windows1.0.png)

I wish I could get on the internet with Windows 2.0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2012, 10:10:46 PM

granted. it has the fast, fast speed of 1kb/s.

i wish i could snap my fingers and whatever i wanted was cleaned up/together/etc.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 14, 2012, 08:35:13 AM

Granted, but there's a 1\8 chance it'll burst into flames

I wish I had everything I needed to crossplay as ME-tan

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 14, 2012, 08:46:30 PM

granted, but there's some assembly required.

i wish i could turn plushies into humans. -w- (or demons, or whatever they're supposed to be.)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 15, 2012, 09:42:52 AM

Granted, but they ignore you and go off on their own adventures

I wish people would actually listen to me when I'm trying to give them advice

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2012, 12:16:48 PM

granted. but they misunderstand all advice and end up doing stupid, stupid things.

i wish i could sketch at the speed of sound.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 15, 2012, 03:33:34 PM

Granted, but you can only use special paper that costs like $50+ a sheet; as everything else bursts into flames when you start drawing ^_^;

I wish I was a wizard :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2012, 05:01:36 PM

granted. you turn into the one from the adult swim bumps. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiohKl2hAqc)

i wish i could heal my mouth instantly.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 15, 2012, 08:03:12 PM

Granted, but now your hand can no longer heal from papercuts.

I wish I had the power to raise dead computers from the grave

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2012, 08:42:34 PM

granted. they eat your living computers for their mechanical 'brains'.

i wish i could sleep for 5 minutes and be completely refreshed.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 16, 2012, 11:34:17 AM

Granted, but nobody can leave you alone for 5 minutes; so you don't get the sleep you need

I wish I was Spoony

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 16, 2012, 01:17:28 PM

granted. you turn into a spoon.

i wish i could go back in time a week and kick my own ass till i do work.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 16, 2012, 03:19:05 PM

Granted, but upon kicking yourself, you rip a hole in the space-time continuum, which causes some wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff to happen, resulting in you being back where you are right now; with the same amount of work done

I wish I had cheesy garlic toast to go with my spaghetti

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 16, 2012, 09:03:06 PM

granted. it's a display model.

i wish i had more doll furniture.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on May 16, 2012, 09:51:20 PM

Granted, but it's actual doll furniture and comes alive at night, rozen maiden-esque.
I wish this freaking zit on my forehead would go away.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 17, 2012, 04:02:02 AM

granted. it explodes and you bleed out.

i wish i had the state of mind to think of what i am now 3 hours ago.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on May 17, 2012, 05:39:41 AM

Granted, you lose all your memories, though.
I wish for a fish.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 17, 2012, 09:16:02 AM

Granted, but it's burnt

I wish I could burn my bread

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2012, 01:57:18 PM

granted. you vaporize it so there's not even dust left.

i wish i could organize my thoughts.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 18, 2012, 03:14:33 PM

Granted, but then you get distracted and your thoughts get messy again

I wish I had fish

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2012, 06:11:50 PM

granted. a live fugu blowfish appears in your lap.

i wish i had more sewing needles.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 18, 2012, 06:53:22 PM

Granted, but your fabric suddenly goes missing

I wish I was Hideki

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2012, 10:31:14 PM

granted. rather than going to tokyo for college, you stay in hokkaido to help out the farm. chii ends up with shinbo instead.

i wish i could transfer my sleepy onto someone else.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 18, 2012, 11:38:45 PM

Granted, but *yawn* it goes to me...zzzzz

I wish I had coffee

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2012, 01:23:49 AM

granted. it's in bean form.

i wish i had a pack of my favourite gum.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 19, 2012, 04:21:37 PM

Granted, but it's so old that the gum is more like a hard candy than anything

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on May 20, 2012, 08:08:41 AM

Granted, you lost a ton of blood and died.
I wish I could cook well.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2012, 08:55:30 AM

granted. but you can only cook one type of food, and you can never find the right ingredients for that food.

i wish SVU came on earlier.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 20, 2012, 12:51:55 PM

Granted, but the show only airs in French

I wish I had the monies to buy an iPod Touch

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 21, 2012, 09:32:24 PM

granted. but you can only get a broken one.

i wish I had an ipod touch. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 21, 2012, 09:56:41 PM

Granted, but it's such an old model that you can't use the apps you want

I wish I had a plush Nyan Cat

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 21, 2012, 10:10:50 PM

granted. it's in great disrepair.

i wish they had a week of svu.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 22, 2012, 08:39:09 AM

Granted, but you end up so busy that you can never watch it

I wish I had fangirls

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 02:24:09 PM

granted. they overwhelm you and you end up cowering in a closet to get away from the CONSTANT attention.

i wish all pizza i ate tasted fresh.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 22, 2012, 02:49:52 PM

Granted, but it always has toppings on it that you don't like

I wish I had the power to read people's minds

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 03:21:27 PM

granted. you can only read stuff you wish you hadn't.

i wish i had the powers of inspector gadget.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 22, 2012, 03:35:20 PM

Granted, but you have no control over your powers

I wish I had a parrot

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 09:00:58 PM

granted. it bites you till you bleed, then screams profanity.

i wish i could spray any liquid i chose out of my hands.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 22, 2012, 11:49:41 PM

Granted, but it always sprays at inappropriate times ^_^;;

I wish I had a Portal Gun

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 11:50:48 PM

granted. it malfunctions and you end up falling into an infinite loop.

i wish i could delete any account anywhere at will.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 23, 2012, 09:19:18 AM

Granted, but it also deletes a random episode from your anime collection

I wish I had the Wing Cap from Super Mario 64

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 23, 2012, 12:19:38 PM

granted. it runs on diesel and gets .1 miles to the gallon.

i wish the world had less bureaucratic nonsense.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 23, 2012, 02:20:26 PM

Granted, but now it has ninja nonsense

I wish I was hokage

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 23, 2012, 03:16:32 PM

Granted. You die in the first episode.

I wish Skyrim stopped being so damn buggy...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 23, 2012, 11:31:56 PM

granted. there's a dragon every 5 seconds now, and they stack. oh, and they start at level 30 and go up from there. good luck, newb.

i wish there was better tv on at midnight.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 24, 2012, 09:30:17 AM

Granted, but it's all in Spanish

I wish I could find what I'm looking for

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 05:18:57 PM

granted. but you lose something else important in the process.

i wish i had a bunch of doll furniture. >w<

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 24, 2012, 06:44:06 PM

Granted, but you have no furniture for yourself now

I wish I had Nyan Scarf -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 08:54:34 PM

granted. but you don't have any other clothes.

i wish my dad could be poofed away.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 24, 2012, 10:16:12 PM

Granted, but it literally costs you an arm and a leg. Hope you know where to get Automail

I wish I could use alchemy like Edward Elric

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 10:20:46 PM

granted. but equivalent exchange isn't so equal; for everything you transmute, it takes the materials + something else at random.

i wish i could bottle creativity, put it in a syringe, and inject people with it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 24, 2012, 10:46:23 PM

Granted, but every time you bottle creativity, it increases your banality
</changeling>

I wish I had the entirety of Wikipedia downloaded into my brain

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2012, 10:48:09 AM

granted. the stress causes an aneurysm and you die.

i wish i had my own printer that hooked up through USB.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 25, 2012, 05:08:29 PM

Granted, but it's a dot matrix printer

I wish I had cat ears

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2012, 10:11:51 PM

granted, but they're just a costume.

i wish i had those instant-rest pills from american dad.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 25, 2012, 10:52:21 PM

Granted, but they don't work on you

I wish I had the ability to instantly know exactly what's wrong with a computer by putting my hand on it

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2012, 07:39:33 PM

granted, but you fry it in the process.

i wish we could all just jump to the left. and maybe step to the right.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 26, 2012, 07:51:13 PM

Granted, but you do the Hokey-Pokey instead of the Time Warp, somehow

I wish I had a TARDIS

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2012, 08:38:46 PM

granted. it's been eaten by the house.

i wish more people would play.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 26, 2012, 09:24:11 PM

Granted, but everybody abandons the rest of the site

I wish I had a clone

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on May 26, 2012, 09:26:28 PM

Granted, but it's a psychopathic serial rapist and murderer.
I wish for meat.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 27, 2012, 08:22:02 AM

Granted. Enjoy your mystery meat

I wish I had coffee

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2012, 08:31:02 AM

granted. it's coffee grinds.

i wish FLELE would play any .mp3 i give it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 27, 2012, 10:17:57 AM

Granted, but it'll randomly play Justin Bieber

I wish I had a Polaroid camera

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2012, 06:52:06 PM

(but i don't own any justin beiber.)

granted, but it's broken. in pieces.

i wish i could play with my friend's cat more. >w<

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 27, 2012, 07:48:58 PM

Granted, but now you never have time for your cats

I wish I didn't have to shave

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2012, 07:50:25 PM

granted. you have no hair ANYWHERE.

i wish i would never bite my cheeks again.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 27, 2012, 08:28:33 PM

Granted, but you now have fewer teeth to allow for this

I wish I had my own spaceship

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2012, 08:54:30 PM

granted. it's broken and you don't have the right parts.

i wish i wasn't so tired.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 27, 2012, 10:11:33 PM

Granted. Enjoy never needing to sleep again...or be able to sleep when you have nothing else to do

I wish I had a bikini >_>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 08:18:28 AM

granted. it's various neon colours, stretched out to the point where it's 3 sizes too big, and used to belong to her. (http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Sq_Sz/Squidbillies/crops/Squidbillies2.jpg)

i wish this keyboard was quieter.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 28, 2012, 08:42:13 AM

Granted, but the fans are now twice as loud

I wish I had the ability to easily change genders at will

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 09:26:50 AM

granted. but each time you do, you run a 50% chance of getting stuck inbetween, where you can't change out of it.

i wish i had one of those summer uniforms. :[

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 28, 2012, 10:10:34 AM

Granted, but it's in dollfie size

I wish I had the ingredients to make the Sauce

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 11:33:15 AM

(awesome!)

granted. they're rotten.

i wish i had enough money to run after the ice cream truck every time i heard it. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 28, 2012, 06:40:49 PM

Granted, but the truck stops coming through your area

I wish an ice cream truck would come through my area again

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 08:00:05 PM

granted. but it's a ruse, selling only canned spinach. prepare to be overrun by popeye cosplayers.

i wish i could get that uniform. NOW.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 28, 2012, 10:26:41 PM

Granted, but all your other clothes go missing

I wish my sister's laptop would finish disk repairs already

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 30, 2012, 11:06:44 PM

granted, but the motherboard fries.

i wish speedy was fixed.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 30, 2012, 11:57:36 PM

Granted, but she's now running an obscure variant of Linux that you cannot find software for

I wish I lived on my own

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 31, 2012, 12:38:27 PM

granted, but the bills are so high that you are forced to live with several people. who they are is another matter.

i wish i could spend time outside while still being comfortable.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 31, 2012, 07:43:58 PM

Granted, but you're no longer comfortable indoors

I wish I had a bus that's like a TARDIS on the inside

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 31, 2012, 10:19:09 PM

granted. it runs on dreams, of which you no longer have any.

i wish this sore on my tongue would go away.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 01, 2012, 08:03:08 AM

Granted, but now your butt hurts from all this sitting

I wish I was a bard

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 01, 2012, 12:58:50 PM

granted. you can only play the holophoner.

i wish i had a time turner.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 01, 2012, 03:40:54 PM

Granted, but it's a modified one that can't function outside of the school grounds of Hogwarts

I wish I had a laser pointer

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 02, 2012, 11:50:27 AM

granted. it misfires and blinds you.

i wish i had my sweatshirt.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 02, 2012, 03:39:06 PM

Granted, but it shrunk from being improperly washed

I wish I could just relax

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 02, 2012, 06:27:49 PM

granted. you relax too much and sleep for the next 3 days.

i wish things for the game would run smoother.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 03, 2012, 08:15:53 PM

Granted. The game runs so smoothly that you end up running out of material quicker than expected; forcing a hiatus until you can craft some new material for it

I wish Ed would pop up again later into the game

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 03, 2012, 09:23:55 PM

granted. she comes with you on all missions now.

i wish i could remember where i was going with parts of the plot. >>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 03, 2012, 09:39:13 PM

Granted, but now you lose other notes and end up forget where we left off in the story; meaning we're stuck with Ed forEDver~

I wish I was Haruhi Suzumiya -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 03, 2012, 09:53:26 PM

granted. you end up doing a cosplay of her a la' sailor bubba or man misty. enjoy scarring people for life.

i wish i could transfer files to disk WITH MY MIND.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 04, 2012, 02:43:26 PM

Granted, but you only have the capability to transfer files to Amiga formatted floppy disks

I wish Cartoon Network would air the shows I like at more convenient times

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2012, 03:52:52 PM

granted. cartoon network creates several new sister networks, and all your favourite shows end up airing ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

i wish i could find my character sheets.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 04, 2012, 04:42:43 PM

Granted, but you lose your dice

I wish I had more tea

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2012, 09:06:40 PM

granted. it's stale.

i wish teleportation guns were real.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 04, 2012, 09:40:12 PM

Granted, but it's very error-prone; with a 60% chance of materializing inside a wall

I wish my hair was longer

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2012, 09:58:19 PM

granted. it's to the floor and keeps getting stuck in stuff. and every time you go to cut it it gets angry.

i wish i could get a song on my PC just by hearing it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 04, 2012, 11:34:22 PM

Granted. Enjoy having 1TB of elevator music

I wish I had chopsticks

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 01:22:05 AM

granted. they're cheap, splintery bamboo disposables.

i wish i could get rid of bad smells in the air instantly.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 05, 2012, 08:33:37 AM

Granted. You lose your sense of smell

I wish I could set sail for One Piece -w-
Ya-yo-ya-yo~

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 11:48:06 AM

(god that theme song sucks. ><;; )

Granted. but i kill you and take your place.

i wish i had a license to kill. :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 05, 2012, 12:16:22 PM

Granted. You can only kill macaroni & cheese -w-

I wish I had Ed as a companion

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 12:37:46 PM

granted. she runs off.

i wish i had thigh-high socks.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 05, 2012, 01:19:37 PM

Granted. You steal mine from me ;_;

I wish I could find an EGL dress in my size >w>

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 07:26:23 PM

granted. it's $1000.

i wish i could cancel this order. ><;;;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 05, 2012, 08:12:24 PM

Granted, but then suddenly everything starts working properly...until you go to order again

I wish I had a fez

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 08:39:41 PM

granted. it's minature, ripped, and you fished it out of hot, wet garbage.

i wish i could go back in time.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 05, 2012, 09:32:17 PM

Granted, but you get stuck there without a way to get back home

I wish Asagi could speak

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 11:45:46 PM

granted. she says mean things.

i wish i could plug myself into the wall.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 06, 2012, 08:38:14 AM

Granted, but nothing happens when you do

I wish I had a taco for lunch :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 06, 2012, 10:46:51 PM

granted. it tastes HORRIBLE.

i wish this pizza crust was softer.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 07, 2012, 12:11:38 AM

Granted. It's now undercooked and doughy

I wish I could fit a bicycle inside a fanny pack -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2012, 11:26:05 AM

granted. but every time you try to use it, you get Oak's voice in your head screaming "RODNEY!! THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO USE THAT!!!"

i STILL wish i coul find Alice's character sheet.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 07, 2012, 01:05:37 PM

Granted, but it's an incomplete back-up copy

I wish I could skip to Friday night

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2012, 01:22:49 PM

granted. but you forget your bag in the morning.

i wish i could wish my room clean.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 07, 2012, 01:40:08 PM

Granted. All your stuff, including furniture, disappears

I wish I had a chibi Miku figurine >w<

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 08, 2012, 05:11:48 PM

granted. it has ditto face. ._____.

i wish my back didn't hurt.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 08, 2012, 05:14:48 PM

Granted. Your feet now hurt instead

I wish I could make stuff materialize just by thinking about it

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 08, 2012, 06:24:17 PM

granted. but when you do, it's always on fire.

i wish hitler would come back to life and that captain america would punch him in the face. FOR LIBERTY.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 08, 2012, 07:32:35 PM

Granted, but there's a huge explosion brought on by the raw awesome; resulting in nobody capturing the moment

I wish I had more tea

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 08:49:23 AM

granted. it's horrible.

i wish we could go to ALL THE PLACES.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 10, 2012, 09:19:10 AM

Granted, but we run out of money for food

I wish Asagi would return to being awesome

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 10:16:04 AM

granted. but all your other computers fail.

i wish it was saturday every day. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 10, 2012, 01:43:39 PM

Granted, but then you end up trapped in a endless recursion of time

I wish I could actually get sleep

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 02:21:16 PM

granted, rip van winkel.

i wish i didn't catch everything that's going around.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 10, 2012, 03:43:33 PM

Granted, but now you lose the ability to take off from school for any reason

I wish 2k-tan the Desktop would materialize in this room

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 04:54:15 PM

granted. but only the case does.

i wish i had a second tv in here.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 11, 2012, 06:25:48 AM

Granted. It's a 52'' screen that takes up 90% of the walking space

I wish I had a banana :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:41:00 AM

granted. it's rotten.

i wish i could levitate objects.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 11, 2012, 04:16:19 PM

Granted, but you can't move them; only levitate

I wish I had a plushie of Mikuru

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 10:32:20 PM

Granted, but MIKURU BEEEAAAAMMMM burns it to ashes.
I wish I could sleep.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 10:38:58 PM

granted. but you stay awake for the 3 days after that.

i wish i was slightly less sleepy.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 10:40:04 PM

Granted, but you are too hyper and have a heart attack and die.
I wish that Choco and Pentium would come visit me.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 10:41:13 PM

granted. we steal you away and your parents over react and we all go to jail.

i wish that we could visit cockle.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 10:42:09 PM

Granted, but my parents overreact and you go to jail.
I wish Pentium was as fast as us in these posts.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 10:43:16 PM

granted. we three crash the site.

i wish my dad wasn't my real dad.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 10:43:56 PM

Granted, now he's your brother and youre your own dad.
I wish for more caffeine.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 10:44:31 PM

granted. you get too much and your heart stops.

i wish these bug bites would fall off.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 10:45:16 PM

Granted, you have a disease where all your skin falls off.
I wish I could come visit Kari and Penti

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 10:45:56 PM

granted. the goats go unfed for three days.

i wish we could get bells, pent, cockle and choco together. :\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 10:46:58 PM

Granted. We all die of sexual exhaustion.
I wish you guys didn't post so fast, it's hard posting on my phone.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 10:48:01 PM

granted. your phone turns into a laptop, while everyone else on site has their laptops turned into phones.

i wish i could talk to my anime paraphenelia.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 10:49:27 PM

Granted, you can, with Pentium voicing them.
I wish you'd message me on Skype.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 10:50:30 PM

granted.

i wish i could loan pent some instant creativity. :\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 10:54:29 PM

Granted, he gets my mind and starts molesting furniture and writing smut.
I wish I could go to bed, damn meds

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 10:57:27 PM

granted. but now i'm up all night. DAMN YOOOOOOOOUUUUUwait i can put up the lights now :3

i wish i had MOAR ANIME POSTERS

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:05:04 PM

Granted, you die of paper cuts.
I wish this enormous stink bug would leave me alone.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:29:59 PM

granted. but a giant spider moves in.

i wish i didn't have heartburn.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:31:00 PM

Granted, Pentium pounds on your chest until it goes away.
I wish I was asleep.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:31:55 PM

granted. but you do so for 20 years.

i wish my mum would go to bed.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 12, 2012, 12:24:09 AM

Granted, but now you can't get to sleep

I wish that my laptop wasn't such an epic piece of shit. You know, like the old days?

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Bella on June 12, 2012, 12:31:40 AM

*walks into thread by accident*
Dude. Stop. Dude. I would slap a homeless terminally-ill Nam War vet for a laptop half as good as your laptop.
*exits thread*

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 09:47:44 AM

DAMMIT BELLA YOU BROKE IT

granted. YOU BROKE EVERYTHING

i wish people who come in here would actually PLAY.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 12, 2012, 10:23:32 AM

Granted. The rest of the site it ignored :3

I wish I had a bag of M&M's

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 10:29:26 AM

granted. they're in a flavour you hate.

i wish i had some volvic.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 12, 2012, 10:39:18 AM

Granted, but it tastes like water from Boston

I wish I had a shrubbery

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 11:37:56 AM

granted. but it eats you like the plant from little shop of horrors.

i wish the grocery service from s. korea (where they have poster displays of food in subways that you can photograph with your phone and recieve later that day at your doorstep) existed here.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Cockleshell on June 12, 2012, 08:59:53 PM

Granted, now everyone is even more irreversibly fat.
I wish my legs would stop hurting.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 12, 2012, 10:42:43 PM

Granted. Your arms hurt now

I wish I could stay here

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 14, 2012, 10:57:28 AM

granted. but you have to get your own place and the rent is quite high.

i wish ghost was out of heat.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 14, 2012, 05:25:51 PM

Granted. She is now DEEP FROZEN CAT, ENJOY YOUR CHAINSAWING ACTION WRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWW

I wish the Riotgames servers STOPPED BEING SO SHITTY

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 14, 2012, 11:59:36 PM

Granted, but now the rest of the internet is unstable

I wish I had a waffle

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 15, 2012, 12:59:38 PM

granted. it's that one that fell behind the toaster oven.

i wish i had a photographic memory.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 15, 2012, 07:32:39 PM

Granted, but you're out of film :P

I wish I had a TARDIS to take my stuff home in

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 16, 2012, 07:18:04 PM

(aw man! ><;; )

granted. but it's burnt out, having been eaten by (greg) HOUSE.

i wish i could complete projects at light speed.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 16, 2012, 10:35:01 PM

Granted, but the quality is lower as a sacrifice

I wish I didn't have to sleep

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2012, 11:55:26 AM

granted. but now you have to eat, drink, and go to the bathroom twice as much.

i wish i could stop time.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 17, 2012, 02:54:15 PM

Granted, but it only lasts for 5:07 minutes exactly (The duration of the Rush song, "Time Stand Still"), and cannot be activated more than once an hour

I wish I had Mario's cap

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2012, 06:48:45 PM

granted. enjoy your cosplay item.

i wish i had known about this ebay thing 2 weeks ago.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 17, 2012, 08:36:43 PM

Granted, but it somehow disrupts the flow of time; erasing my trip

I wish I could take a return trip :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2012, 08:41:25 PM

granted. hotel prices spike due to winter storms trapping all the christmas holidayers here.

i wish i could absorb the information contained within .PDFs simply by touching the screen.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 18, 2012, 09:13:18 AM

Granted, but it only works with Adobe Reader 1.0. Good luck getting that to run on a modern version of Windows

I wish I could find a job

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 01:21:16 PM

granted. you now work in a coal mine.

i wish they would invent technology that could clean and dry someone in a matter of seconds.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 18, 2012, 02:44:05 PM

Granted. Sadly, it costs $100,000,000,000

I wish I didn't have allergies

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 03:23:15 PM

granted. you now have an aversion to light and sound.

i wish i could remotely access the computer downstairs.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 18, 2012, 04:27:37 PM

Granted, but it's pointless popups spread to your laptop

I wish I could find a plushie of 2k-tan

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 04:49:26 PM

granted. it's on display in a mueseum in Akihabara.

i wish i had a map of my manga.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 19, 2012, 09:31:50 AM

Granted, but you need a special compass too

I wish I had the brains to rule Lylat </starfox_64>

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 19, 2012, 11:47:22 AM

granted, but now that's all you can do. prepare to be hooked up to a feeding tube and wear an adult diaper.

i wish i could find a good black hair dye.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 19, 2012, 12:09:24 PM

Granted, but it costs an arm, a leg, and your little brother </fullmetal_alchemist>

I wish Automail was real

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Exa on June 19, 2012, 12:14:11 PM

Granted, but it will be used for military purposes, killing innocent people in the process.

I wish for a cheap and very effective hair growth formula.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 19, 2012, 03:29:07 PM

granted. you get a box of rogain.

i wish i had a hot twin. or low-maintenance hot boyfriend. or a hot twin boyfriend.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 19, 2012, 04:49:12 PM

Granted. He leaves you because he's gay for trap mode me >:3

I wish I had a beef bowl

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2012, 12:22:48 PM

granted. your new laptop eats it.

i wish i had the missing 7 for the 400.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 20, 2012, 01:41:14 PM

Granted. It's several volumes of your most hated manga series

I wish I had a banana

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2012, 06:22:42 PM

granted. it's too gone to eat.

i wish the cats had more to do around the house.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 20, 2012, 07:12:53 PM

Granted. The house is now taken up with so much cat stuff that there's no room for anything else

I wish that I had telekinesis

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2012, 07:43:00 PM

granted. but every time you use it, it backfires.

i wish i could show off all my manga instead of having some behind others. >>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 20, 2012, 08:50:27 PM

Granted. You sacrifice your futon to make room for a 3rd bookshelf

I wish there was a Dunkin Donuts in my hometown

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 21, 2012, 02:13:46 AM

granted. but all other coffee shops, donut houses, and bakeries suffer.

i wish TK had a better processor.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 21, 2012, 09:29:27 AM

Granted, but TK grows to the size of a Compaq Portable in order to have sufficient airflow for the new processor

I wish I had a plush cheezburger to give to my cat :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 21, 2012, 01:42:30 PM

granted. but it's covered in dog slobber.

i wish i had a dedicated desktop to hook to my TV for anime. :\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 21, 2012, 03:39:41 PM

Granted. You get my grandma's office computer; which can barely handle Windows XP

I wish I could instantly watch old episodes of a favorite TV series whenever I wanted to; without waiting on my crappy internet connection

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 21, 2012, 09:54:31 PM

granted. the technology to do so costs all of your computers.

i wish locating the cat was less like locating Demonica in stretch panic. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkYMloy2x-E&feature=related)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 22, 2012, 09:28:35 AM

Granted. They become like trying to find shiny Pokémon

I wish I had more money

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 10:13:36 AM

granted. it's monopoly money.

i wish i hadn't forgotten that book. ><;;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 22, 2012, 11:34:30 AM

Granted. You forget your iPod, so no music :[

I wish I had a minifridge in my room

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 12:28:33 PM

granted. you can't get the smell of rotting meat out of it.

i wish i could put the minifridge and extra microwave we have in my room. >>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 22, 2012, 01:02:40 PM

Granted. You unfortunately lose the armchair, so I have nowhere to sit when I come visit ;_;
Also, it blocks access to some of your books

I wish I had more Bagel Bites

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 04:22:05 PM

gRaNtEd. tHeY'rE iN a fLaVoUr yOu dOn'T lIkE.

i wIsH tHiS wAs a fOnT sO i cOuLd tYpE fAsTeR.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 22, 2012, 04:44:11 PM

Granted, but it's based on Comic Sans

I wish I could see a double rainbow

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 07:25:03 PM

(i lIkE cOmIc sAnS)

gRaNtEd. iT's rEaLlY yAoI hApPeNiNg bEfOrE yOuR eYeS.

i wIsH sVu wOuLd pLaY mOrE.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 22, 2012, 07:52:33 PM

Granted, but it always airs in Spanish with Japanese subtitles

I wish I could have privacy >_>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 23, 2012, 01:44:46 AM

gRaNtEd. FOREVER ARONE

i wIsH pEoPlE wOuLd mInD tHeIr dAmN bUsInEsS aBoUt tHe wAy oThErS tAlK.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Pitkin on June 23, 2012, 04:17:35 AM

Granted, but the way people write or type became globally standardised with any deviants shunned and prosecuted, just to give a couple of examples.

I wish the rabbits ruled the world.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 23, 2012, 07:44:15 AM

Granted, but they eat all the salads

I wish I was a honey badger

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 23, 2012, 07:12:00 PM

granted. you turn into a badger that is covered in honey. enjoy the bees.

i wish i could do something different without people making a big fucking fuss.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 24, 2012, 04:07:16 PM

Granted, but now they complain about everything else with the site

I wish I was better at swimming

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 24, 2012, 10:37:54 PM

granted. now you suck at walking.

i wish i had the funds to build my house.[/size]

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 24, 2012, 11:06:33 PM

Granted. You sell everything short of the clothes on your back, so you have nothing to put in the house nor a bed to sleep on

I wish I could go to Yogurt and study the Schwartz

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 24, 2012, 11:45:24 PM

granted, but you become a spaceball in the process.

i wish more criminals could be caught around the world.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 25, 2012, 12:20:00 AM

Granted, but [insert sadistic but mildly amusing "but" here]

I wish I didn't feel the way I felt right now ;_;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 10:53:36 AM

granted. you cease to feel anything at all.

i wish the rain would continue all day. :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 25, 2012, 11:02:37 AM

Granted, but the power gets knocked out from all the rain

I wish I had more Pop Tarts

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 01:00:56 PM

granted. they're stale.

i wish my neck and back didn't hurt.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 25, 2012, 02:00:16 PM

Granted. Enjoy the headache and foot pains -w-

I wish I had a TARDIS USB Hub

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 08:33:54 PM

granted. the ports don't work. enjoy your little desktop decoration.

i wish i could get any song i wanted just by thinking about it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 25, 2012, 09:12:24 PM

Granted. You end up with about 10,000 copies of a song you hate that somehow ends up getting stuck in your head ^_^;

I wish my cat had the ability to shoot lasers out of his mouth

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 10:25:14 PM

granted. but he accidentally shoots a neighbor when he escapes outside and they put him down. :[

i wish the griffins would treat meg better. or that she would run away. or something.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 26, 2012, 09:48:48 AM

Granted. She runs away and gets her own spin-off series, which unfortunately only lasts one season and never receives a proper DVD release

I wish Nimue had longer battery life

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 26, 2012, 10:18:38 AM

granted. but you need to buy a new battery every time it runs out of power, cause it shorts out each time. :\

i wish every time i bought the first volume of a manga, i'd get the rest of the series for free. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 26, 2012, 11:21:31 AM

Granted, but only volume 1 is in English

I wish I had some string cheese

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 26, 2012, 11:51:53 AM

granted. it's in a flavour you hate.

i wish i had a never-ending supply of coca-cola.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 26, 2012, 04:58:27 PM

Granted. It's Coca-Cola Zero, though

I wish they still made Crystal Pepsi

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 28, 2012, 03:13:24 AM

granted. but they sell it in a cans made out of lead crystal and swarski crystal, so it truely is "crystal" pepsi. and the pricetag shows that.

i wish i had another cat.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 28, 2012, 09:23:59 AM

Granted. The cat ignores you most of the time

I wish I had more Nerf weaponry

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 28, 2012, 06:37:35 PM

granted. it's all broken.

i wish things would always turn out okay.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 28, 2012, 07:23:44 PM

Granted. You get bored of how everything turns out ok everytime, and begin wishing it'd sometimes screw up

I wish this hem of dress was longer ^_^;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 28, 2012, 10:00:14 PM

granted. the stitching starts to fall apart.

i wish we had a fucking glade plug in in this house.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 28, 2012, 11:13:58 PM

Granted. It's knock-off that you can no longer get cartridges for

I wish the Avatar knew what a paladin was
</spoony>

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 29, 2012, 01:57:13 PM

granted. but he forgets everything not related to paladins (aka breathing, sleeping, eating, his powers, the meaning of money, why the sky is blue, etc).

i wish i could put my comics online and they'd be successful.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on June 29, 2012, 07:00:57 PM

Granted, but you're unable to get new issues out on time to please the fanbase

I wish this shirt didn't have holes in it

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 01, 2012, 11:30:10 AM

granted. your pants do instead.

i wish i knew a way to stop this fancy text campaign.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 01, 2012, 11:55:08 AM

Granted. Pit begins posting everything in Finnish

I wish I could pull off the most epic trap mode ever

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 02, 2012, 09:31:51 PM

granted. but you become a girl in the process.

i wish i could find the damn item.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 02, 2012, 09:47:18 PM

Granted. Your bag is full and you accidentally hit the wrong button when it asks "Would you like to throw away an item?"; causing you to lose it

I wish I had the real Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 03, 2012, 12:54:16 PM

granted. but it's illegible.

i wish i spoke japanese in addition to english.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 03, 2012, 01:53:58 PM

Granted, but you can't read or write in Japanese

I wish I had Spider-Man's powers

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 03, 2012, 05:54:48 PM

granted. but they ONLY work in the limits of NYC, which you are now barred from entering.

i wish my room had an infinite amount of space.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 03, 2012, 06:48:21 PM

Granted. Your room becomes a TARDIS, but you accidentally lock the key inside

I wish The World was a real MMORPG
</.hack>

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 03, 2012, 11:05:16 PM

granted, but it gets infected just like in the game, only there are no .hackers to fix it. so it goes down in about 6 months with several lawsuits for the families of the coma victims tailing it. :\

i wish i was less tired.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 04, 2012, 08:57:09 AM

Granted. You suddenly have cravings for coffee

I wish the houses of OSCers were connected via a portal network
I can get my stuff home quickly and give Bella the Wheelwriter I have lying around!

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2012, 02:05:26 PM

granted. but there's a 50% chance that a limb will be severed by the portal in transit.

i wish i was less annoyed.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 04, 2012, 02:30:53 PM

Granted, but your bowl of Goldfish goes missing for no reason

I wish my truck could transform into a giant robot
Chicks dig giant robots -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2012, 09:35:52 PM

granted. but you're not the proper pilot of MegasXLR, so it rejects you.

i wish i had all the art supplies i could ever want.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 04, 2012, 10:42:58 PM

Granted, but you have nowhere to comfortably work on your art

I wish stuff I order online would instantly appear on my doorstep within an hour of purchase

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2012, 01:52:28 PM

granted. but it's always broken when you get it.

i wish there were more hours in a day.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 08, 2012, 04:23:56 PM

Granted. Nighttime no longer exists

I wish I could be more creative

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Pitkin on July 09, 2012, 02:23:06 AM

Täytetty, mutta kukaan muu ei osaa arvostaa luovuuttasi.

I wish I could return to typing in English.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 09, 2012, 10:13:38 AM

Granted. All you are capable of saying now is "cheese omelet"

I wish I had a minifridge in my room

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2012, 02:03:34 PM

granted. it breaks and all your food spoils.

i wish i had magical powers, lol.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 09, 2012, 03:17:29 PM

Granted, but you're forbidden from using your magic in front of muggles. No showing off!

I wish I had a floppy disk that contained every piece of Amiga software ever

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2012, 10:09:07 PM

granted. but it's on a 11" floppy. GOOD LUCK FINDING A DRIVE FOR IT

i wish i could put on/take off songs on my ipod by saying it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 09, 2012, 11:05:52 PM

Granted, but every time you say "fuck" it replaces more of your music with '70s porn music xD

I wish I was a squirrel

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 10, 2012, 03:43:26 AM

granted. but you get stuck between the species. enjoy life as a carnival sideshow, SquirrelBoy. :\

i wish i'd win the lottery.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 10, 2012, 09:20:04 AM

Granted, but you're struck by lightning right after

I wish I could make a scarf out of noodles

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 13, 2012, 01:56:52 AM

granted, but it's cut-up spaghetti, so it falls apart.

i wish i could take the annoying parts out of commercials.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 13, 2012, 09:39:22 AM

Granted. They're inserted into your TV shows at random

I wish DC's livestream was running right now

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 23, 2012, 04:05:50 PM

granted. but they're doing it of a game you hate, and the same 5 minutes of video keeps looping.

i wish i could calm the kittens down. (and my mum.)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 23, 2012, 05:04:55 PM

Granted, but then stuff happens that results in you needing to calm down; creating a never-ending cycle

I wish I could quickly get your laptop to you

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 23, 2012, 05:44:21 PM

granted. but you include one of your computers by accident.

i wish we never had to give the kittens away.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 23, 2012, 07:09:06 PM

Granted, but they somehow clone themselves rapidly; resulting in your house being overtaken by kitties

I wish I didn't have to shave so frequently

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2013, 05:26:06 PM

granted. you are now completely hairless, including head, eyebrows, and eyelashes. enjoy the sunburn.

i wish i could literally barf on paper and have it come out as amazing art.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 29, 2013, 07:09:55 PM

Granted, but the only aviable market for your art will be amish comunities

I wish my other me stop dying every month...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 29, 2013, 09:24:09 PM

Granted. He becomes an Immortal, and ends up in the Highlander universe

I wish I had a nice pair of shoes to go with the dress I just bought

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 29, 2013, 11:58:15 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on January 29, 2013, 09:24:09 PM
Granted. He becomes an Immortal, and ends up in the Highlander universe

I wish I had a nice pair of shoes to go with the dress I just bought

Granted but are tuna shoes

I wish... for unlimited, non monkey-palm styled wishes

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 03:22:55 AM

granted. after wishing to become rich and powerful, you are killed on the street by being hit by an armoured car.

i wish for a coca-cola fountain.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 30, 2013, 08:47:41 AM

Granted, but you have to order the syrup to use it, and it costs a lot

I wish I could move out now

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on January 30, 2013, 09:20:37 AM

Granted, but your new place gets hit with a tornado as your moving in.

I wish I was a Charmander.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 30, 2013, 09:34:34 AM

granted, but you will only stay at level 15 tops

I wish upon a star

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on January 30, 2013, 09:42:07 AM

Star crashes on top of you.

I wish I had my dog back.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 30, 2013, 11:38:50 AM

granted, but your Dog is a zombie ith the ability of zombify otters others

I wish we had snow every year...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 30, 2013, 11:52:05 AM

Granted, but you aren't allowed to do anything fun in it (No snowball fights, sledding, etc.)

I wish I could have my friends appear in person at anytime I need them

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 30, 2013, 11:58:19 AM

granted, but they only offer moral support, not actual help...

I wish I could have every WWE DVD made a couple days after it's release

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on January 30, 2013, 12:18:33 PM

Granted, but you go to jail for copy right infringement.

I will I had an unlimited supply of burritos...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 30, 2013, 12:22:05 PM

granted, but they are the animal kind

I wish Pi wasn't 3.1415

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on January 30, 2013, 12:32:58 PM

Granted, but a black hole rips the world apart

I wish I could go swimming in my home.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 01:32:04 PM

granted, but every spot is a warm spot.

i wish i could suck in food directly without having to chew.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on January 30, 2013, 01:41:36 PM

Granted, but you cant stop the motion once it starts.

I wish I could stop time.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 01:53:13 PM

granted, but you get stuck.

i wish i could bend reality.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 30, 2013, 01:55:51 PM

Granted. You're Haruhi now

I wish I could pull off a perfect impression of the Cinema Snob

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 02:51:11 PM

granted. but you can't get out of it, thus limiting your career choices to being his body double.

i wish every coke i drank boosted up my health and energy a number of points, like in a video game.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 30, 2013, 03:10:58 PM

Granted But It decreases the intelligence and charisma Level by a factor of 75

I wish Arsenal and Liverpool decided it and make a One sided Game!

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 10:44:25 PM

granted, but you lose all knowledge of what that means.

i wish shit was less tense around here.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 31, 2013, 08:51:48 AM

Granted. It smells like shit now

I wish I had the ability to have any audio or test on a foreign language be instantly translated into English by my mind

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on January 31, 2013, 08:56:04 AM

Granted, but it only works on insults

I wish it would snow again

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 31, 2013, 11:01:36 AM

Granted, but all your anime DVDs will be destroyed in the frequent snow storms.

I wish people would stop calling me Mexican.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 31, 2013, 11:12:59 AM

Granted. Everyone calls you a Vulcan now

I wish I could pull off a convincing impersonation of the Cinema Snob

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on January 31, 2013, 12:12:05 PM

Granted, but most don't know where your coming from.

I wish I had a monkeys paw

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 31, 2013, 01:13:15 PM

Granted, but your monkey paw will contain a deadly and poisonous fluid that bursts and kills you when caught in anything.

I wish for some oodles n' noodles.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on January 31, 2013, 01:20:11 PM

Granted, you find cockroaches in it.

I wish I could turn invisable

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 31, 2013, 03:49:40 PM

granted, but it only works for 60 seconds

I wish every country in the world was Property of Mexico

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 31, 2013, 05:04:38 PM

(your wish grant makes no sense
for the record)

granted, but it's in such broken english that you can't understand 80% of it.

i wish i had Starfire's ability to learn any language by kissing a speaker.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 31, 2013, 05:22:11 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on January 31, 2013, 05:04:38 PM
(your wish grant makes no sense
for the record)

granted, but it's in such broken english that you can't understand 80% of it.

i wish i had Starfire's ability to learn any language by kissing a speaker.

(think US before 1776)

granted, but you can only learn it by kissing the ugliest, grossest guys/gals on the planet

I wish I had a Powah Ring!

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 31, 2013, 06:11:15 PM

Granted, but now everyone is trying to kill you to take the ring

I wish I had some chocolate

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 31, 2013, 10:24:33 PM

(@alfonso: what happened was that i thought i was replying to the last post of the last page, i didn't notice the new one. hence the confusion.)

granted. you chew my foot off and i never speak to you again.

i wish i could enjoy the smell of cleaner without it being overwhelming or harmful.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 31, 2013, 10:52:43 PM

Granted, but you can no longer enjoy the smell of garlic

I wish I had a coffee maker in my room

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 31, 2013, 11:10:07 PM

granted. it's from the 50's and shorts out so your coffee's on fire.

i wish i could snap my fingers and the tv would play whatever i wanted, regardless of if it's on, in print, or even from this country.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 31, 2013, 11:49:57 PM

Granted, but you can only get the Klingon dub

I wish I could pull off an accurate cosplay of 2k-tan

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 01, 2013, 08:29:25 AM

Granted, but you get amnesia and think you're actually 2-K chan

I wish I was part of an anime dimension

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 01, 2013, 11:04:07 AM

Granted, but it's full of violent giant mechs.

I wish anime was honest.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 01, 2013, 01:22:19 PM

Granted but there's no point any more.

I wish I had a sandwich

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 01, 2013, 01:31:20 PM

Granted, but it's a song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhvUboZHPEA)

I wish I had more tea

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 01, 2013, 01:42:12 PM

Granted but it's Luke warm.

I wish villains would just accept defeat.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 01, 2013, 02:28:12 PM

Granted, but then the show gets cancelled because viewers get bored

I wish I could brew coffee with my mind

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 01, 2013, 02:41:47 PM

Granted, but your eyes pop out when doing so.

I wish for the theme tune to an overrated anime.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 01, 2013, 03:54:14 PM

Granted, but You Get We are! (Strawhat Version instead)

I wish The Creation STAYED THE FUCK FINE!

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 01, 2013, 06:21:12 PM

granted, but everything else about it falls apart.

i wish i could recharge via plugging into the wall.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 02, 2013, 03:15:03 AM

Granted, but you get heart contractions when doing so.

I wish I could visit BeanMachine.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 02, 2013, 03:34:56 AM

granted, but it eats you alive.

i wish i could look at any language and know what it says.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 02, 2013, 05:23:19 AM

Granted, but after the first 24 hours you gain severe dyslexia.

I wish I could legally send a letterbomb.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 02, 2013, 09:09:06 AM

Granted, but you can no longer legally send plain letters

I wish I knew how to make a donut

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 02, 2013, 12:46:41 PM

granted, but you lose the ability to make anything else. enjoy your life as the "Time to Make the Donuts" guy.

i wish i had an unlimited supply of fresh Cobbett's Pond Pizza and Garlic Bread.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 02, 2013, 02:05:56 PM

Granted but everytime you get one you get it with exiration Date of a week before

I wish the Death of bad comics Writters/Editors

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 02, 2013, 03:54:18 PM

Granted, but Rob Liefeld becomes immortal. Enjoy badly drawn artwork in comics

I wish I could pull off trap mode so convincingly that even mom wouldn't recognize me

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 02, 2013, 07:32:16 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on February 02, 2013, 03:54:18 PM
Granted, but Rob Liefeld becomes immortal. Enjoy badly drawn artwork in comics

I wish I could pull off trap mode so convincingly that even mom wouldn't recognize me

Granted but Because of that You become a homeless (No Money, no Id no nothing...) and you pull it off SO well that no one, not even you, recognizes you any more, throwing you into a crippling identity crisis. enjoy therapy~~

I wish I could trade the Immortal Liefeld with an Immortal Sergio Aragonez

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 02, 2013, 07:48:30 PM

granted, but mad magazine fails and no one else will hire him. so HE becomes homeless.

i wish i could sense when people had posted on OSC, and reply psychically (without typing) instantly.

(@pent: you asked me to write a response, so "Granted. you pull it off SO well that no one, not even you, recognizes you anymore, throwing you into a crippling identity crisis. enjoy therapy~~")

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 03, 2013, 12:58:25 AM

Granted But it is the only higher Function your brain can do now

I wish The guy writtng Spider-Man was hired to Script the new MLP Series

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2013, 01:08:53 AM

granted. suddenly everything pony is superheros and the fanbase falls apart.

i wish i could bring all the insanely hard-to-make creative ideas (animations, etc) to life just by thinking about them.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 03, 2013, 01:11:48 AM

Granted, but they're encoded in an obscure video format that can only be played on a Sega Saturn

I wish I could have longer hair

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2013, 02:11:50 AM

granted. but it gets tangled so easily that it turns into one giant rat's nest and thus still looks short.

i wish something dirty would happen cause this is page 69.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 03, 2013, 09:34:13 AM

Granted, but ME-tan prevents me from doing [censored]

I wish my room had a cat door

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 03, 2013, 12:50:26 PM

granted, but onlhy real pussies come from it (ie floozies)

I wish Today was a World observed Holliday

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2013, 02:31:59 PM

granted. it is a day of mourning.

i wish puppy bowl was more than once a year.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 03, 2013, 02:34:03 PM

Granted, but it results in SVU coming on less often

I wish they'd finally finish this season of Warehouse 13

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2013, 02:45:30 PM

granted, but production is crammed into 2 weeks resulting in it being mostly "Scene Missing" cards and poorly done crayola animation.

i wish we had unlimited chips and dip.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 03, 2013, 03:38:25 PM

Granted, but the dip becomes way too spicy

I wish I was a penguin, dood

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2013, 03:54:52 PM

granted. but any time something touches you, you explode.

i wish i could get this done faster.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 03, 2013, 04:56:40 PM

gfanted but it's all you ever done...

I wish today's mourning day is because Walt disney's back

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2013, 09:22:44 PM

granted. he broadcasts that bleeding video i shared on every network all day, until he returns to the dead. but not before giving me a hug and signing a few autographs.

i wish i could psychically remove all the shedded fur from this cat.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 04, 2013, 12:09:12 AM

Granted, but whenever you use this ability, it upsets the cat

I wish I had a plushie of Stew, that I could use to lure Bella when I need her assistance

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 09:02:47 AM

Granted, but it's all chewed up when you get it.

I wish the characters in my dreams were real

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 10:26:41 AM

granted, but they don't like you and they're out for blood.

i wish i could time travel.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 10:35:02 AM

Granted, But you can only go backwards

I wish I had the power to heal people insantly

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 10:35:57 AM

granted, but it sucks life force away from you.

i wish i had a set of 6 pokemon.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 10:49:03 AM

Granted, but none of them obey you.

I wish I was a heartless.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 04, 2013, 11:25:47 AM

Granted, but you get your butt kicked by Sora

I wish I didn't have to shave

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 11:46:56 AM

granted, but the nair you've taken to using makes you break out in hives.

i wish i could curl up like a cat and take a nap for an hour.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 12:07:30 PM

Granted but you turn into a cat

I wish had radar hearing

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 12:10:13 PM

(damn, i knew it! *licks paw*)

granted, but your ears literally turn into satellite dishes and you become a medical curiosity.

i wish i had more time to walk around this afternoon.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 12:21:55 PM

Granted but your stuck in today for eternity

I wish Soul Eater was a longer anime.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 12:48:17 PM

(actually, i wouldn't mind that.)

granted. but they run out of plot so it becomes akin to high school musical.

i wish i could put on nail polish and not have it come off till i take it off.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 04, 2013, 01:11:12 PM

granted, but you can only take it off for an hour starting at 2:30 am
I wish for the old 80's cartunes to get back on air and the public disgrace and death of this whore (http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=es&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=es-419&ie=UTF-8&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.azteca.com%2Fnotas%2Ffrente-a-frente%2F16204%2Fconoce-a-lolita-de-la-vega&act=url) (Single handedly killed Anime on public TV)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 03:13:45 PM

granted, but his/her insane followers bring her back from the dead and they all kill you.

i wish that time moved slower.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 04, 2013, 03:27:50 PM

Granted, but your Banquet dinners take 2 hours to heat up as a result

I wish I could find a golden egg

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 07:28:09 PM

granted. but it was from a golden goose that is now dead, so everyone who knew about it wants to kill you.

i wish i could make people cease to exist just by thinking about it. ^^

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 04, 2013, 09:46:25 PM

Granted, but it works on people with a Q in their name

I wish I could grow wings

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 12:21:26 AM

granted. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plhKkSfKP2k)

i wish life sucked less.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2013, 12:53:51 AM

Granted. Life now blows

I wish I had cake

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 05, 2013, 01:40:20 AM

Granted, but the factory accidentally adds a dangerous chemical to their cake supply/

I wish I could touch wasps without getting stung.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 02:16:19 AM

granted. but now they like you so much they won't leave you alone. enjoy your new life as "the bee man".

i wish i could sit cross-legged/seiza for as long as i wanted without my legs getting numb.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 05, 2013, 07:33:25 AM

Granted, but they get stuck instead

I wish there was no such thing as insults or the feeling of being insulted.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2013, 11:12:30 AM

Granted. Everybody is annoyed for no reason

I wish every jump was like an adventure

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 05, 2013, 12:04:44 PM

Granted, but any one of the jumps could kill you.

I wish love didn't hurt so much.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2013, 12:16:25 PM

Granted. Love now stinks

I wish I had a storage building that's bigger on the inside

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 05, 2013, 12:23:48 PM

Granted but they close down the mall to do so.

I wish that I had a destroy everything button.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 05, 2013, 12:45:53 PM

Granted, but the driver file requires Windows Blazengah 430
I wish for ALARMCLK.EXE

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2013, 01:20:09 PM

Granted. You never get any sleep because you have no idea how to turn it off

(@Simon: The mall closes down? No big loss; it's been dead since the '90s)

I wish I knew how to replace the engine in my truck

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 05, 2013, 02:03:17 PM

Granted but you don't have a truck anymore

I wish people would debate more than argue

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 03:02:38 PM

granted. but EVERY discussion in your life turns into a debate, from what to watch on tv to what music you're listening to right now.

i wish i could be free of earthly binds.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2013, 03:26:07 PM

Granted. You're a ghost now

I wish I had a taco

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 05, 2013, 04:38:18 PM

Granted, but it is made with any kind of food you don't like...

I wish for Porld Weace

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 06:54:41 PM

(@pent: yay!)

granted. a man named Porld Wease shows up at your door.

i wish i could control the minds of others.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 05, 2013, 09:14:28 PM

granted, but it only works at a 20 ft radius

I wish they stopped remastering moves and focused on 80's cartoons

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2013, 09:40:37 PM

Granted. They ignore Thundercats, Transformers, and other stuff people actually care about in favor of stuff like The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo

I wish I could erase Melanie Bush (http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Melanie_Bush) from the Doctor Who timeline entirely

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 10:04:57 PM

granted, but you go too far and erase the remaining past seasons along with it, much like the BBC did with the original tapes of the first seasons. prepare to be hunted by packs of angry nerds.

i wish i could procure funding for a hotel room in the form of people.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2013, 10:12:53 PM

Granted, but you end up with people who snore as loudly as my grandma. Enjoy not sleeping well

I wish I could go to an anime convention

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 05, 2013, 10:57:12 PM

granted, but it's overrun by Hollywood guys like that time in the Cleveland show
[EDIT] I wish I hadn't forgotten to add the I wish part

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 11:29:36 PM

granted, but for the next 3 weeks all your posts end up in random places. SUDDENLY, PORN IN THE WEATHER THREAD

I WISH LIFE WAS A SILENT MOVIE

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2013, 11:40:36 PM

Granted, but you end up injuring yourself because your vision is frequently blacked out for a card showing what people around you are saying

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my hands

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 05, 2013, 11:45:00 PM

granted, but the universe becomes dbz 4 you

I wish physics lwas were cheese

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 11:47:06 PM

(@pent: granted, but it backfires and shoots you in the eye.)

granted. everything gets a nice nachoey coating as it drifts away into the sky.

i wish someone would fund a stage play of Lolita complete with operatic musical numbers and top-notch broadway cast, and that i was there to see on opening night.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 05, 2013, 11:51:15 PM

Granted but goes Hamlet on ya! (Every try gets tons of troubles)

I wish All my city's streets were repaved properly

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 12:43:25 AM

granted, but all the water mains fail.

i wish all my coloured pencils were back to their original state.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 06, 2013, 12:47:07 AM

granted, but you can't sharpen them now

I wish KOF would return

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 12:54:40 AM

granted, but it now stands for King of Fellatiors.

i wish i had a banquet meal.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 06, 2013, 01:02:32 AM

granted, but it's for other person and you get sued for everything you own

I wish it all...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 06, 2013, 01:04:15 AM

(@Kari: Granted, but it's freezer-burnt)

Granted, but nothing happens

I wish I had a rabbit :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 01:11:13 AM

granted. you get the ones from monty python and they eat you alive.

i wish i could sleep, wake up rested, and resume what i was doing at exactly this time.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 06, 2013, 08:19:14 AM

Granted but you are asleep for three years

I wish I could understand computer language as simple as understanding English.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 12:49:51 PM

granted, but you lose your ability to speak english and instead communicate through beeps and boops.

i wish every time i looked in the fridge the exact food i wanted was there.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 06, 2013, 12:51:56 PM

Granted, but the fridge is now combination locked

I wish I was a Dragonite

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 12:57:17 PM

granted. but you're owned by team rocket and forced to commit atrocities.

i wish i HAD a dragonite.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 06, 2013, 12:58:09 PM

Granted but your hunted for your strenght

I wish I could shape shift.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 06, 2013, 01:01:05 PM

Granted, but you lose the ability to differentiate between "your" and "you're"

I wish I could button mash faster

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 01:01:51 PM

(@simon: granted, but like the tardis, you get stuck in one form.)

Granted, but your thumbs fall off from the stress.

i wish i could find stronger shampoo.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 06, 2013, 01:24:05 PM

Granted, but it makes your hair fall out.

I wish I was an Os-tan

@pent: that wouldn't be too bad.
@choco: DAMNIT, welp, better make this good.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 01:48:07 PM

granted. you're ME-tan, in a perpetual freeze state.

i wish i could never run out of coca-cola.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 06, 2013, 01:54:36 PM

(damn it, am I a least male?)

Granted but your sick of it in a week.

I wish the concept of words would get twisted over time.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 06, 2013, 04:54:00 PM

granted, but time doesn't move at all

I wish the world supn faster

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 05:17:12 PM

(@simon: no; no such thing as getting sick of it. -w- )

Granted; we're all flung into the depths of space.

i wish the rest of the tvs in this house had real cable boxes.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 06, 2013, 05:32:59 PM

granted, they only receive Russian cable

I wish for weird al to allow me to translate his parodies to Spanish and have the Vocaloids sing them

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 06:51:45 PM

granted. but his record companies don't, and you get sued for copyright infringement.

i wish gas was cheaper.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 06, 2013, 07:05:53 PM

granted, but everything else gets more expensive

I wish the atheists stopped trying to destroy faith...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 07:17:45 PM

granted. they turn militant and try to destroy countries instead.

i wish the local dollar tree didn't exist.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 06, 2013, 11:49:54 PM

Granted. Enjoy having yet another Dunkin Donuts within walking distance of at least 5 others

I wish I had the power of Greyskull

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 07, 2013, 03:22:17 AM

granted. enjoy the hideously large muscles that make it impossible to get into any of your clothes.

i wish OSC wasn't filled with so much infighting.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 07, 2013, 10:09:24 AM

Granted, now there's nothing to talk about.

I wish I had my own theme song.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 07, 2013, 11:11:38 AM

granted. it's a triple-remix Lady Gaga cover of "Call Me Maybe".

i wish there were more hours in the day.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 07, 2013, 11:31:32 AM

Granted. It throws off the wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff and results in a Cyberman invasion

I wish my sonic screwdriver was a real one; not just a flashlight

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 07, 2013, 01:04:24 PM

granted, but it explodes in your face and you lose an eye. (and it sets something off in the time stream.)

i wish i could understand any word i hear.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 07, 2013, 01:11:29 PM

Granted, but it gets annoying when you know when people insult you in another language

I wish I had a female twin :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 07, 2013, 03:04:25 PM

granted. she's a clone of your mom.

i wish my pencil would never get dull and never break.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 07, 2013, 07:03:05 PM

Granted, but you run out of paper

I wish I had a box of classic Trix cereal (When it was still fruit shaped)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 07, 2013, 07:21:54 PM

granted, but is Krusty brand

I wish I had a Better looking hair

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 07, 2013, 11:35:15 PM

granted. that one hair you have now is gorgeous.

i wish i could extend my limbs at will.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 07, 2013, 11:46:45 PM

Granted. You become Lanky Kong IRL

I wish I could use the Sexy Jutsu

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 08, 2013, 12:01:22 AM

granted but it doesn't work right and you end up looking like a old man

I wish this blizzard would drop a crap ton of snow

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 08, 2013, 12:26:08 AM

granted, but you're literally snowed in. open the door and a wall of snow falls in through, like in the cartoons.

i wish i could help the cat stop shedding so much. (it's becoming worrisome.)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Pitkin on February 08, 2013, 04:39:44 PM

Granted. The cat's hair will from now on keep growing uncontrollably without ever falling and as a consequence you will have to shave the poor thing once a week.

I wish I had a more open mind.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 08, 2013, 04:58:27 PM

Granted. Your mind is now open to unwanted guests who drink all the coffee while you're not paying attention

I wish I had the power to instantly heal from severe wounds

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Pitkin on February 08, 2013, 05:09:15 PM

Granted. However, to balance things out a bit, you're now permanently covered all over by small, extremely painful slash wounds that keep infecting. To forget the pain from them you might try to hack off one of your legs, but too bad, it would grow back and heal nearly instantly, gravely undermining its distracting value.

I wish all the lasagne in Europe was made of horse meat. I also wish no further questions on the lasagna topic.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 08, 2013, 05:57:12 PM

granted, but it's imitation horse meat.

i wish i was a Yuki-onna.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 09, 2013, 01:14:33 PM

Granted, but you end up having very low tolerance for heat and have to live inside a freezer during the summer

I wish I had longer hair

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 09, 2013, 01:17:05 PM

Granted, you are now Rapunzel's imitation.

I wish when I clicked on XP-tan in the top right she'd do a funny dance.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 09, 2013, 02:30:30 PM

granted. you revive the changing, animated banners of yesteryear. there is one hour of nostalgic bliss (god i miss them) and then the site crashes.

i wish i could switch on/off my pain receptors at will.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 09, 2013, 02:44:38 PM

Granted, but turning them back on results in an intense pain before you settle back in

I wish I had a copy of PaRappa the Rapper

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 09, 2013, 03:11:45 PM

Granted, but it requires the Sony BananaStation.

I wish for like likes.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 09, 2013, 10:56:14 PM

granted, but they all turn into dislikes.

i wish i had more time to watch movies.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 10, 2013, 12:32:25 AM

Granted, but you only have time for cheesy movies like what's commonly found on Mystery Science Theater 3000

I wish I could get a foot massage

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 10, 2013, 07:59:19 AM

Granted, but it's from an anthropomorphic cactus.

I wish Mike Dawson could win the ring toss in one try.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 10, 2013, 11:15:36 AM

Quote from: LeaflameSD on February 10, 2013, 07:59:19 AM
Granted, but it's from an anthropomorphic cactus.

I wish Mike Dawson could win the ring toss in one try.

granted it's the only thing he can do...

I wish I could do Kaze Bushin no Jutsu...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 10, 2013, 04:49:25 PM

granted, but you drain all your Chakra in one blow.

i wish every time i saw a movie i acquired a physical copy of the DVD.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 10, 2013, 07:45:27 PM

(Damn it Choco... I need 20 of me to follow up both my Dad and Granddad... So blowing up the chakra doing it is a no-no)

granted, but those are pirated DVD's and you got the FBI hounds on your posterior

I wish people didn't visit Fighting Spirits Mexico

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 10, 2013, 07:58:14 PM

granted. they visit Tijuana and get ebola instead. happy lawsuit, mexico~~

i wish i had a subscription to all my favourite magazines.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 10, 2013, 08:58:06 PM

Granted, but you only receive the ancient Egyptian translation

I wish I had all 3 Egyptian God Cards

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 10, 2013, 10:07:36 PM

granted, but they're in bootleg mandarin.

i wish there was no way this wish could backfire.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 11, 2013, 10:24:42 PM

Granted, you don't get anything.

I wish I could see my own future.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 11, 2013, 10:42:27 PM

granted, it gives you such a powerful migrane that you get amnesia.

i wish i could think of something, and then get it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 11, 2013, 10:57:07 PM

Granted, but it only works for things smaller than a can of Coke

I wish I had Peach's dress

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 11, 2013, 11:07:26 PM

granted. but it's ripped and torn from being kidnapped all the time.

i wish i could get any anime boy i want.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 11, 2013, 11:15:52 PM

Granted, but it's always Nejin in cosplay regardless of character

I wish I had snow

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 12, 2013, 10:16:10 AM

(ughhhhh. dammit. ><; )

granted. but it's 5 feet of the crappy grey slush that's usually found in cities. (bleh. ><; )

i wish i could feel less guilty about everything under the sun.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 12, 2013, 10:21:24 AM

Granted, but you're still guilty. You might want to call Phoenix Wright

I wish I had a baked potato

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 12, 2013, 10:26:01 AM

granted, but you become the baked potato you have.

i wish i had a complete set of copic and neopiko markers.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 12, 2013, 02:19:13 PM

Granted, but when it arrives in the mail it's a hologram.

I wish for unlimited unlimited unlimited orange juice.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 12, 2013, 02:55:19 PM

Granted, but then I steal your unlimited supply of orange juice for myself

I wish I could find one of the lost episodes of Doctor Who

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 12, 2013, 04:14:21 PM

granted, but it's all in spoken ancient egyptian, and thus un-understandable.

i wish this took less time.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 12, 2013, 04:53:47 PM

granted, but the rest of the stuff takes more time...

I wish I had a whole set of Magical swords (Sword of the Omens, Master Sword Tessaiga, tenseigsa, (s)Excalibur, Kusanagi)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 12, 2013, 08:12:06 PM

granted. you get the Benizakura, which is cursed.

i wish i had a personal channel which i could set the lineup of (and was available on every cable provider and package).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 13, 2013, 08:54:38 AM

granted but nobody watches it.

I wish I had the keyblades oathkeeper and olbivion

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 13, 2013, 10:40:42 AM

Granted, but they're action figure sized
(He-Man has a Keyblade!)

I wish I had a replacement keyboard for my laptop

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 13, 2013, 10:43:21 AM

Granted, it's in Korean

I wish I could transfer thoughts to others but not read theirs.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 14, 2013, 10:00:14 AM

Granted, but you send the wrong thoughts to the wrong people; resulting in uncomfortable situations

I wish I could be a cat for a day :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 14, 2013, 12:23:03 PM

granted, but that day goes on forever.

i wish i could get my to-do list done with a snap of my finger.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 14, 2013, 03:30:43 PM

granted, but your fingers break

I wish I could forget all the annoying internet sites

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 14, 2013, 03:42:14 PM

Granted, but you also forget your favorite sites as well

I wish someone would give me a box of chocolate

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 14, 2013, 04:00:31 PM

(that can't happen I have 1992 tabs open with my fave sites)

granted, it's dark, bitter chocolate

I Wish I could have every version of iParty

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 14, 2013, 05:38:52 PM

granted, but it's all made by apple and thus too expensive to afford.

i wish i had all the candy i wanted and it would never rot my teeth.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 15, 2013, 07:13:21 AM

Granted but it all tastes like something you hate

I wish i could get more sleep.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 15, 2013, 08:30:24 AM

Granted. You keep sleeping in later than you intend to

I wish I had a pilot's license

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 15, 2013, 09:26:03 AM

granted, but the plane crashes

I wish I could never get sick.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 15, 2013, 09:39:33 AM

Granted, but your health is at danger because you have sugar rushes 24/7

I wish that when I pour milk into my muesli, it would be the adequate amount.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 15, 2013, 10:17:47 AM

granted, but you get tired of it in a week.

I wish a had a cheezburger

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 15, 2013, 04:51:29 PM

Granted, but the Hamburgler steals it from you

I wish I had someone to snuggle

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 15, 2013, 06:03:11 PM

granted, but the sasquatch isn't having any of it.

i wish i could get rid of this headache. ><;;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 15, 2013, 11:15:02 PM

Granted, but now your feet hurt

I wish I had a pony

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 15, 2013, 11:41:45 PM

granted. it's derpy and she bakes all your furniture into muffins.

i wish my debts were gone.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 16, 2013, 06:36:08 AM

Granted, now you live in a treehouse.

I wish people would understand the target audience for edited anime.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 16, 2013, 09:47:12 AM

Granted, but now they don't understand the target audience of prime-time television shows

I wish I had more of that strawberry-orange soda

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 16, 2013, 10:50:47 AM

granted, but it's diet.

i wish i knew everything there is to know about something just by picking it up. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 16, 2013, 12:11:46 PM

Granted, but you forget everything about it as soon as you set it down; going back to how it was before you picked it up

I wish I had a microwave in my room

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 16, 2013, 12:31:11 PM

Granted, but Eimi comes to kick your ass when you accidentally leave it on too long.

I wish there was a day where we broadcast full TV lineups from 1992.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 16, 2013, 12:56:09 PM

granted, but it's all news broadcasts from that era.

i wish we had a system to flash-cook food (leaving it ready in less than a minute).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 18, 2013, 08:12:11 AM

Granted but it all taste freezer burnt

i wish I had new art supplies.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 18, 2013, 08:13:32 AM

Granted, but they run out/break in the first 5 minutes of use.

I wish GTA 3 would convert the textures faster.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 18, 2013, 08:19:52 AM

Granted, the graphics have been down graded.

I wish there was a way to have a computer in my head.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 18, 2013, 10:20:36 AM

Granted. You become like the Borg from Star Trek

I wish I could have gone to meet Linkara last weekend ;_;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 18, 2013, 10:30:50 AM

Granted. This happens...

I wish people wouldn't mock Chistians.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 18, 2013, 10:32:47 AM

granted. they just hate them now like america treats muslims.

i wish i could freeze time on this forum so i could post without being sniped.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 18, 2013, 10:39:47 AM

Granted, but you can't unfreeze it; meaning nobody but you can post

I wish my watch could shoot lasers

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 18, 2013, 10:41:49 AM

Granted, but they require AAA batteries. And you know how expensive they are...

I wish I could use 2 mouse cursors at the same time.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 18, 2013, 10:45:10 AM

Granted. Enjoy your new Amiga, and trying to figure out how to get on the internet with it :3

I wish I wasn't caught in the middle

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 18, 2013, 12:02:56 PM

granted. you're on the outside looking in.

i wish whenever i had to do a bodily function (bathroom, sneeze, burp, etc), i could beam it into the proper receptacle like scotty beams people down.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 18, 2013, 12:26:30 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on February 18, 2013, 10:32:47 AM
granted. they just hate them now like america treats muslims.

(whats new)
Granted, but it sometime transports your whole body.

I wish I could a lot and not get fat.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2013, 12:04:07 AM

granted, but now you every other word.

i wish i had more room. >>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 19, 2013, 12:45:29 AM

granted, but all colors are switched with one: blood red

I wish My dad's old soccer team got reunited to play on the veteran's league...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2013, 11:10:01 AM

(wtf? how does that make sense?)

granted, but their legs have all been broken by the mafia.

i wish AB would comp my registration and room.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 19, 2013, 11:14:51 AM

Granted, but they give you a cheap, rat-infested motel to save money

I wish I could be totally radical like '90s Kid

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2013, 01:25:12 PM

granted, but you fade into obscurity like he did.

i wish i had a never-ending supply of banquets.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 19, 2013, 01:38:19 PM

Granted, but you receive more of the ones you don't care much for than the ones you really love

I wish I had longer hair

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 19, 2013, 01:42:01 PM

Granted, now you look like a chewbacca dog.

I wish I could sharpen my pencils with my mind.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 19, 2013, 01:50:51 PM

Granted, but when you space out the tips of your fingers get peeled.

I wish I could get a nice loft studio apartment in down town Providence. (not my wish)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 19, 2013, 01:56:09 PM

granted, but it was owned by a mobster and you're constantly threatened to go the Ben Parker way to find some cash the mobster hid in there...

I wish I could go to space

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 19, 2013, 01:59:00 PM

Granted, you die.

I wish I had some jelly beans

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2013, 10:59:07 PM

granted, they're all puke flavoured.

i wish my skin wasn't peeling.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 19, 2013, 11:31:32 PM

Granted, but now you're made of vinyl

I wish I had a replica of Cloud's sword

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2013, 11:37:35 PM

granted, but it's too heavy to lift.

i wish my appointment was later on in the day.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 20, 2013, 08:10:21 AM

granted the doctor was in an accident.

I wish I had a zebra.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 20, 2013, 05:58:03 PM

granted, it's an adorable plushie.

i wish my teeth were indestructible.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 20, 2013, 06:43:55 PM

Granted. However, since indestructible materials are stupidly rare and sought for by every military in the world, you are assassinated 2 days after posting about it on facebook and your skull is stolen by the murderer, who works for the chinese government. 20 days later they have developed this into a fully functional indestructible power armor, and in a few years they have them mass-produced in enough quantities to invade the rest of the world. Shortly thereafter China Invades Everything, nuclear war breaks out and the world ends.

All because you wanted a "Get out of dentist's free" card. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

I this burn in my mouth would stop hurting so much (totally not related at all).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 20, 2013, 08:52:13 PM

granted. all your teeth fall out.

i wish i could survive death in the way of Jack Harkness.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 21, 2013, 03:43:54 AM

granted, now you'll see everything and everyone you hold dear wither away and die..

I wish mom doesn't get mad at me for this couple of allnighters

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 21, 2013, 08:13:52 AM

Granted, now she is never around.

I wish I had a four terabyte hard-drive.

Mine is full

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 21, 2013, 08:59:38 AM

granted, gets inaccessible as soon as you install it....

I wish the universe

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 21, 2013, 10:06:52 AM

Granted, it explodes.

I wish I had a cheezburger

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 21, 2013, 10:14:03 AM

Granted, but it's undercooked

I wish I could accidentally the whole cup

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 21, 2013, 12:10:16 PM

(???)
Granted you accidentaly everything else too

I wish i had a bottomless stomach

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 22, 2013, 02:46:56 AM

granted, the acid eats through your organs since it has nowhere to go.

i wish i could sit crosslegged for long periods without getting leg cramps.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 26, 2013, 08:01:18 AM

Granted, you get stuck like that, now really don't have a choice.

I wish I had bionic strenght

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 26, 2013, 09:40:15 AM

granted, you become the $6,000 man. they have the technology to repair you, they just don't want to spend the money.

i wish i could imagine something and have it appear.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 26, 2013, 09:48:34 AM

Granted, but it works on anything you can imagine. Changeling just got real

I wish I could join Team Rocket

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 26, 2013, 10:57:05 AM

granted, but you are the lowest of all the grunts and you get the crap kicked out of you every day for your lunch money.

i wish i could get my dream house.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 26, 2013, 11:14:03 AM

Granted, but it's a Lego set and not a full-size house

I wish I didn't encounter so damn many Zubats

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 26, 2013, 12:13:16 PM

granted. you encounter golbats instead.

i wish i had a full wardrobe of various gothic clothes.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 26, 2013, 01:57:20 PM

Granted, but I make one of the dresses go missing >w>;;

I wish I had an EGL dress

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 26, 2013, 02:04:25 PM

granted, but it's 3 sizes too small.

i wish i could move things with my mind.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 27, 2013, 08:11:15 AM

Granted, you do it subconsciously

I wish I was a mushi

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 27, 2013, 10:58:20 AM

granted, you're troublesome, so Ginko is forced to come and deal with you by sealing you in a jar.

i wish i could jump into any series (book/manga/anime/videogame/etc) i wanted.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 27, 2013, 12:37:11 PM

Granted, you die in Deadman Wonderland.

I wish it would rain more.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 27, 2013, 12:49:10 PM

(i would never go to deadman wonderland since i don't like that show/manga. SO THERE)

granted. but all the rain of the year falls today, the rest is dry.

i wish google would respond.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 27, 2013, 12:58:59 PM

Granted, it responds with Chuck Norris

I wish I had more memory space.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 27, 2013, 01:28:07 PM

granted. your chest increases 5 sizes.

i wish my room was clean.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 27, 2013, 01:50:55 PM

(but, I'm a guy T_T )
Granted, you are still the one who has clean it

I wish there were no content filters

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 27, 2013, 02:33:35 PM

Granted, but then more crazy moms such as mine start complaining about inappropriate content :\

I wish I could be a girl >w>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 27, 2013, 03:44:48 PM

granted, but you're a porn star and nothing of your body is natural.

i wish i could decipher the meaning of a song the instant i hear it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 27, 2013, 03:59:08 PM

Granted, but you then find out the meaning of Warrant's "Down Boys", and you go mad from the revelation

I wish I knew how to use the Shadow Clone Jutsu

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 27, 2013, 04:30:10 PM

(WHAT DOES IT MEAN!? :0000 [/doublerainbow]

granted, but all your clones suck and fool no one.

i wish i could meet/adventure with the doctor.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 27, 2013, 11:12:44 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on February 27, 2013, 04:30:10 PM
(WHAT DOES IT MEAN!? :0000 [/doublerainbow]

granted, but all your clones suck and fool no one.

i wish i could meet/adventure with the doctor.

Granted, but it is the Doctor Gregory House... Welcome To Hell...

I wish My tummy stopped aching

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 28, 2013, 07:36:11 AM

Granted, now you have a splitting headache.

I wish I had $300.00

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 28, 2013, 10:04:04 AM

Granted, but it's only in Monopoly money

I wish I had cake

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 28, 2013, 10:17:33 AM

THE CAKE IS A LIE

I wish I didn't have a head ache

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2013, 11:58:08 AM

granted, it's a back ache instead.

i wish that VRMMORPGs (as in Sword Art Online) were real and that i had the setup for one.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 28, 2013, 12:02:48 PM

Granted, but the game is just RuneScape with virtual reality tacked on xD

I wish I had a bag of holding

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 28, 2013, 12:05:46 PM

Granted , it's filled with T-virus viles.
I wish I just knew what the time was, without having to use a clock.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2013, 12:22:05 PM

granted, but your brain tricks you into thinking it's 5oclock ALL THE TIME.

i wish i had one of every videogame console known to man.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 28, 2013, 12:24:00 PM

Granted, but you don't have any games for them

I wish I had bacon

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2013, 12:25:14 PM

granted, it's nothing but fat.

i wish i could drink as much coke as i want without my teeth getting hurt.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 28, 2013, 12:25:45 PM

granted, it's radio active

I wish I didn't eat so much at lunch

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2013, 12:36:38 PM

granted, it all falls out of you when you eat it, meaning you never get full.

i wish i was a mermaid.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on February 28, 2013, 12:40:05 PM

Granted. You have to listen to Under The Sea on a never-ending loop for the rest of your life; forever haunted by the Little Mermaid level of Kindgom Hearts

I wish I could ride on a dolphin

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on February 28, 2013, 12:41:27 PM

Granted, but the dolphin rides you first.

I wish I could go to Orlando Florida

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2013, 08:59:40 PM

granted. you get mugged by an out-of-work Mickey Mouse and humped by Shamu. prepare to be scarred for life.

i wish i could get into paid things for free. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 01, 2013, 07:34:56 AM

Granted, it's all drug smuggling.

I wish this damn headache would go away!

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2013, 09:39:12 AM

(i don't get it....)

granted, now it's in your stomach.

i wish the government wasn't so heavy-handed.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 04, 2013, 10:42:12 AM

(you have to smuggle drugs in order to get in to things for free since your pay is tickets to everything for free, doesn't end well)
Granted, it doesn't exist.

I wish I knew what my future will be.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 04, 2013, 10:46:00 AM

Granted. You get to see your own funeral

I wish I had the ability to shoot fireballs out of my hands

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 04, 2013, 12:23:41 PM

Granted, your hands are now too charred to use for anything else

I wish i didn't feel any physical pain

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 04, 2013, 11:42:53 PM

granted, you can't feel ANYTHING anymore. enjoy the injuries without any of the fun in between.

i wish my tongue could never get burnt.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 04, 2013, 11:45:55 PM

Granted, but you still burn the roof of your mouth

I wish I had a girlfriend

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 04, 2013, 11:53:11 PM

granted.

i wish i would wake up and my plushies would be flesh-and-blood versions of their characters.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 05, 2013, 12:00:52 AM

Granted, but they leave on their various adventures (Joining Luffy in finding the Grand Line, etc.) :\

I wish I was a pony -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 05, 2013, 12:41:06 AM

granted, you're this pony:

I wish I had every WWE DVD ever made

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 05, 2013, 03:44:18 AM

Granted. You have them...stuffed into your mouth.

I wish I had the power to create peanuts.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 05, 2013, 07:30:04 AM

Granted, you poop them, the entire plants.

I wish I knew all languages.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 05, 2013, 08:43:43 AM

Granted, but while you can read and write in every language in the history of the world, you can only speak in Pig Latin

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2013, 11:43:12 AM

granted, you're too awake to ever sleep again. you die in a few days.

i wish i had never gone to college. >>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 05, 2013, 11:47:25 AM

Granted, but now you have to deal with everyone demanding you drop what you're doing and go now :\

I wish I could make any food I wanted appear instantly on my plate

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2013, 11:51:19 AM

(still better than this!)

granted, but it's poisoned.

i wish i could fix broken stuff with a wave of my hand.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 05, 2013, 11:57:24 AM

Granted, but then you break your wrist; making it hard to do that

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2013, 05:31:03 PM

granted. you don't have a shoulder now.

i wish that, like a dress-up doll, i could stick and unstick clothes to take them off, and i could cut pictures of clothes out of magazines to get new outfits. :3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 05, 2013, 06:00:33 PM

Granted, but as most Chinese dolls do, the clothes soon start to erode.

I wish I could eat a cactus.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 06, 2013, 12:22:23 PM

granted. you die from the trauma.

i wish i could time travel the way they did in Chrono Trigger.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 07, 2013, 10:03:35 AM

Granted, but you come out on the other side as a frog

I wish I had a real, working Pokéball

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 07, 2013, 10:20:39 AM

Granted, you accidentally get yourself caught in it.

I wish it wasn't snowing right now.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 07, 2013, 10:34:52 AM

granted, it's hailing instead.

i wish they made a special wrap that when you put it over a part of your body, it fixes it (cleans/clears skin, whitens and repairs teeth, heals cuts, etc etc).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 07, 2013, 10:37:16 AM

Granted, it's addictive. People then start hurting themselves in order to use it.

I wish I had a Mokena

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 07, 2013, 10:39:46 AM

granted. Mokona makes fun of you and then teleports back to his dimension.

i wish we could pull the fat off of ourselves like adipose and stick it to other things to get rid of it, such as trees.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 07, 2013, 10:41:17 AM

Granted, it still hurts like a bitch.

I wish It was 4:00 p.m. est.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 07, 2013, 03:36:56 PM

granted, you get into a timeloop being forever more between 4:00 P.M. Est. and 4:02 P.M. Est.

I wish there was an increase of excess power between my other self and me...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 08, 2013, 07:54:32 AM

Granted, you explode.

I wish I could find my doppelganger and kill him.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 08, 2013, 10:19:54 AM

Granted, but the doppelganger is actually a clone of you, ergo you kill yourself.

I wish the person below me would do a funny dance.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 08, 2013, 10:26:44 AM

I wish I had a cheezburger

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 08, 2013, 02:03:00 PM

Granted, but the Hamburgler steals it

I wish I had the brains to rule Lylat

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 08, 2013, 07:21:24 PM

Granted, you're overthrown at the 3 minutes

I wish Simon stops granting my wishes with me exploding...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 08, 2013, 07:51:58 PM

Granted. You explode (this time it's me granting the wish). The end.

I wish for a blanket.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 08, 2013, 10:33:26 PM

granted it's an electric one that ends up burning 99.99% of your body with third degree burns

I wish not to be exploded no more

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 09, 2013, 03:55:16 AM

Granted. Every instance of you exploding has now been altered to instead have you kidnapped by aliens and replaced by a hamster, forced into slave labor at a condom factory for Aqshozhqbhhhhhhwulzians for 20 years, before finally dying of exhaustion in a back alley one day because you just can't take the smell of those damn things anymore.

I wish five random stars (not including the Sun or any of the Alpha Centauri ones) on the visible night sky just vanished, thrusting astronomers world wide into a panic.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 10, 2013, 03:08:27 AM

granted. one of them is our nearest neighbor, causing a vague gravitational ripple that winds up fucking up our solar system. thanks a lot for making jupiter crash into us, dammit. >>;

i wish i had infinite drive space and unlimited torrenting ability.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 10, 2013, 08:09:48 AM

(I actually specified NOT including any of the Alpha Centauri stars (there are 3 of them), and A-Cen IS our nearest neighbor. You broke your break!)

Granted. You have a hard drive with self-replicating abilities that makes more space on it as is needed, and your ISP randomly decides to plug you right into the mainline. However, the hard drive in question uses the SCSI-1 interface and has horrible latency, and sitting on the mainline has the unfortunate side effect that it's horribly easy for any script kiddy to hack your shit.

I wish for a pie...

...with PIE FLAVOR.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 10, 2013, 10:37:54 AM

Granted, but said pie is nothing but crust on the inside

I wish Nej had a real pony he could ride on, because that would be fucking sweet

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 10, 2013, 11:13:54 AM

Granted. You are now that pony.

I wish Kari a very, very happy birthday.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 10, 2013, 11:35:28 AM

Granted, but the cake is stolen by ninjas; which ruins it :[

I wish I had sandvich

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 10, 2013, 07:13:40 PM

Granted, but the Same ninjas that Stole the cake steal the Sandvich and Give Kari back her Cake...

i Wish I had a sword Mixture of the Sword of Omens and the Sword of Grayskool

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 10, 2013, 10:49:31 PM

Granted. You transform into Manimal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manimal) (Cinema Snob approved!)

Insert alcohol

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 11, 2013, 08:03:30 AM

Umm... Granted? You die of Kidney failure.

I wish for a brownie cake

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 11, 2013, 11:25:43 AM

Granted, but it's burnt to a crisp

I wish Daylight Savings Time didn't exist

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 11, 2013, 12:30:38 PM

granted, there's moon light savings time now

I wish I had unlimited local storage space for my computer.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 11, 2013, 01:40:45 PM

granted. but everything higher than 10gb is hit with a virus.

i wish hanging out with friends never had to end.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 11, 2013, 01:46:52 PM

Granted, but then you run out of pizza and everyone is disappointed :[

I wish I had jet-powered rollerskates

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 11, 2013, 02:09:52 PM

granted. they go so fast your feet rip off your ankles.

i wish life sucked less.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 11, 2013, 02:13:12 PM

granted, now it blows

I wish I had a goldfish

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 11, 2013, 02:13:48 PM

granted, it's dead.

i wish i had a marketable skill.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 11, 2013, 02:14:47 PM

Granted. Your skill is playing with a rubber band

I wish my cat had some chicken

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 11, 2013, 02:24:15 PM

Granted, It's in its blood line

I wish I could go back to the dorms.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 11, 2013, 04:35:55 PM

granted, but they've burnt down.

i wish i could draw the pain out of me and into little pellets.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 11, 2013, 05:01:57 PM

Granted, but then Namco executives capture you to use your "pills of pain" to fill in the mazes in the new Pac-Man

I wish I had a bunnygirl costume

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 12, 2013, 01:40:27 AM

Granted, it's so ecchi that you can't use it outdoors

I wish for kari as a plushie

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 12, 2013, 06:59:56 AM

Granted, it's made in china.

I wish I wasn't so hopeless

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 12, 2013, 08:34:02 PM

granted, all your hopelessness goes onto me and i die. thanks. >:\

i wish the power of imagination could actually affect the real world. like superpowers.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 13, 2013, 08:52:03 AM

Granted, my imagination kills everyone while I'm asleep/

I wish nothing I do would hurt other people.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 13, 2013, 10:59:48 AM

Granted, now they hurt you instead.
(Unoriginal wish grant is unoriginal :-\)

I wish people would stop recoloring.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 13, 2013, 12:47:01 PM

(okay, okay)
Granted, now they're re shading.

I wish there was a way I could live in the internet.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 14, 2013, 12:38:43 AM

granted, you are the first person to be digitized, you not only become a medical oddity but you lose your humanity in the process of becoming nothing more than 1's and 0's.

i wish i could change my appearance at will.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 14, 2013, 07:38:22 AM

Granted, you lose control for an hour every time you do.

I wish I could travel around the world

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 14, 2013, 11:00:01 AM

granted. you are forced to do so by hot air balloon, catch pneumonia in the clouds, and are dead before you reach russia.

i wish religion didn't exist.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 14, 2013, 02:06:25 PM

Granted, but then everyone finds something else to start pointless arguments and wars over :\

I wish my car was ready to drive

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 15, 2013, 01:10:26 AM

granted. somehow it's ready to drive despite you having to make sacrifices with the quality of the parts, such as having bike wheels and a cardboard engine. it gets a good 500 feet before it catches on fire.

i wish Opera saved my work exactly as i left it each time it closed.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 15, 2013, 10:33:58 AM

Granted, but now it takes 30 minutes to load

I wish I had smaller feet

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 15, 2013, 12:30:13 PM

granted, now your head is too large and the small feet makes it hard to stand.

I wish new 3DS.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 15, 2013, 03:24:16 PM

(*[for])
Granted, but it turns out it's Korea's fake 3DS knockoff, the Super Boy 3D Extreme Gamez!

I wish when I drank soda (my stomach) I didn't turn into (a) wild snorlax.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 15, 2013, 04:08:05 PM

(i hope you mean North Korea)

granted, your confusing grammar leads you to be turned into a captured snorlax. enjoy going on lame-ass adventures with ash and team~~

i wish that, like in The Nightmare Before Christmas, deep in the forest there was a ring of special trees with doors that could take me to other worlds.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 15, 2013, 04:34:04 PM

Granted. You stumble into the world of Teletubbies

I wish I had my own Digimon

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 15, 2013, 05:39:41 PM

(@Choco: I meant to do that *shot*)

Granted, but it's made out of sand paper.

I wish I had better Internet Logic.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 15, 2013, 11:36:27 PM

granted, your real world logic takes a hit.

i wish life was a video game, and over time we leveled up and increased our stats.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 16, 2013, 03:19:50 PM

Granted, but it takes several hours of doing the same thing over and over to build up your skills

I wish I could play Mario Tennis online

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 16, 2013, 06:57:35 PM

granted, but the server crashes and you lose all your data.

i wish i could run and profit from a ponzi scheme.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 17, 2013, 12:55:15 PM

Grated, but you get caught :\

I wish I had a coffeemaker

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 17, 2013, 02:52:02 PM

granted, but it's really a fishtank.

i wish i could watch anime in my sleep.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 18, 2013, 03:07:45 AM

granted, it's shin chan and Pokemon

I wish for Pary Moppins

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 18, 2013, 08:18:53 AM

Granted, your are Marry Poppins

I wish for a fish sandwich

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 18, 2013, 11:22:27 PM

granted, you're a fish sandvich

I wish for the power of Rock!

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 19, 2013, 02:56:08 AM

granted. you're now Brock.

i wish i my knee would stop bleeding.

(oh, and i like shin chan, btw.)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 19, 2013, 07:43:40 AM

granted, it gets infected.

I wish I had enough time to write my stories.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 19, 2013, 11:40:35 AM

granted. you have so much time that you run out of material and never write again.

i wish my hot food always stayed hot and my cold food always stayed cold.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 19, 2013, 12:01:11 PM

granted, the hot food scalds your insides.
and the cold food makes you throw up.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 19, 2013, 12:42:06 PM

Ahem...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 19, 2013, 02:11:18 PM

oh sorry,
I wish for a Lama

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 19, 2013, 10:49:02 PM

granted, it's a Drama Llama.

i wish i could roll a katamari.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 20, 2013, 10:47:02 AM

granted, it taste terrible.

I wish I could troll Hazama

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 20, 2013, 11:01:58 AM

(um....you DO know what a katamari IS, right? it's not something you eat...)

granted, hazama trolls you right back.

i wish people instantly knew what i was talking about when i said it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 20, 2013, 12:17:59 PM

(f$*king troll, and no I just looked it up, boy do I feel dumb)
Granted, your thoughts and memories can now be freely read by any passerby.

I wish I had a sixth sense

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 20, 2013, 10:27:10 PM

Granted. You now see dead people

I wish I had a cat snuggled next to me

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 21, 2013, 07:08:54 AM

(sweet) ;D
granted, it's a Tiger, and your dead.

I wish I was shorter.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 21, 2013, 09:35:55 AM

Granted. You're now 4 feet tall

I wish I had a BFG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BFG_9000)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 21, 2013, 09:40:00 AM

granted, it's only a replica though and doesn't do anything

I wish I had a computer with Mac, Windows and Linux OS's built in.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 21, 2013, 10:50:13 AM

Granted, but when you get it the BIOS is corrupt

I wish I could play the guitar like Haruhi <

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 21, 2013, 12:12:02 PM

granted. you're not playing anything. just strumming random strings and annoying those around you.

i wish i could go to college for free.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 21, 2013, 01:18:58 PM

granted, the teachers are illiterate and you end up having to teach yourself.

I wish there was a way I could go to the bottom of the ocean alive and return alive.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 21, 2013, 06:18:09 PM

granted, you can no longer survive on land. congrats on building Sealab 2021, though!

i wish that every song i listened to manipulated the world around me, warping it into its image.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 22, 2013, 02:16:00 AM

Granted, You get trapped in an infinite loop of Repulsive food eater Conchita... good luck trying to avoid the Supreme devourer
I wish I had a more modern phone

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 22, 2013, 09:43:45 AM

granted, it still doesn't work quite right.

I wish I could have burritos for every meal.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 22, 2013, 10:03:40 AM

granted, you get explosive diarrhea (literally).

i wish i had better circulation.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 22, 2013, 10:33:56 AM

granted, you float

I wish I had better communication skills.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 22, 2013, 12:12:34 PM

Granted, but you become a RL troll because of that.

I wish my life was an anime *shot*

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 22, 2013, 12:52:00 PM

granted, being chase by monsters all the time.

I wish I had access to an inter dimensional space gap, that I could use for storage.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 23, 2013, 05:10:04 PM

granted, but you get sucked into it and get stuck.

i wish i could understand what you guys are saying.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 23, 2013, 10:39:53 PM

Granted, but now you no longer understand what I'm saying :[

I wish I was a Pokémon Trainer in real life

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 24, 2013, 11:24:16 AM

granted, but every time you battle every pokemon you have faints. not that there's anyone to battle. you were just attacking trees. -w-

i wish i had all the powers of Jenny XJ9, the Teenage Robot.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 25, 2013, 08:00:09 AM

Granted, you get captured by an evil militia, and your memory code gets warped, making you their slave.

I wish it wasn't going to snow today. :-\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 25, 2013, 09:15:13 AM

Granted. It's just really really cold

I wish I had a donut

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 25, 2013, 09:36:45 AM

granted, it's whole wheat and spinach

I wish I had my bike and a place to put it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2013, 05:35:33 PM

granted. the bike, the chain, and the bike rack get stolen by scrappers.

i wish i got better at drawing just by reading about it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 25, 2013, 05:58:08 PM

Granted, but the Soviets find out about your skill and kill you.
(Hmm... :-\ )

I wish I could become a Finnish folksong writer.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2013, 09:06:11 PM

granted, but it angers finland.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 26, 2013, 07:12:31 AM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2013, 05:35:33 PM
granted. the bike, the chain, and the bike rack get stolen by scrappers.

Damn it, not again!
Wait, what was the wish here?

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 26, 2013, 10:43:50 AM

i wish that when i forget to write a wish/item/wwyp, it would write one in automatically.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 26, 2013, 11:16:22 AM

Granted, but it's nonsensical

I wish STEAK BE AFRAIDED

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 26, 2013, 01:22:27 PM

granted, you're the one afraid.

I searched STEAK BE AFRAIDED and that's what popped up
I wish I had a collection on all the books I'd ever read.
(I seriously can't remember the name of one of the best ones.)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 27, 2013, 02:19:27 AM

granted, but they're all bootleg copies from china. enjoy your crash course in mandarin~

i wish i didn't have dry eye.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 27, 2013, 07:38:03 AM

granted, now you have pink eye.

I wish I could meet people on the internet, in the internet, in person.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 28, 2013, 01:39:58 AM

Granted. They're secretly Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC; who then has you arrested on charges of pedophilia (Basically, my mom was right)

I wish I had a smaller body

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 28, 2013, 07:35:52 AM

granted, now your a mini-moi.

I wish for rubies.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 28, 2013, 11:36:50 AM

granted, but the grant fairy mixes up some letters, so now you have rabies.

i wish i had special eyes.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 28, 2013, 11:39:47 AM

Granted. You now have Changeling's Eyes as a character flaw

I wish we could continue our Changeling game :\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 28, 2013, 11:42:19 AM

(YESSSSSSSSS)

granted, but only two people show up and i have 5 minutes to put together some semblance of a plot, so it sucks so bad we never speak of it again.

i wish i could take things from the future and bring them to the past, knowledge included (future driver's license + driving knowledge = get!).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 28, 2013, 11:53:30 AM

Granted. Everyone thinks you have a fake ID

I wish I could found a bag of Sour Patch jelly beans

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 28, 2013, 11:54:20 AM

granted, they're all tainted with cynaide.

i wish that i had a mobile hot spot wired into my purse.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 28, 2013, 11:57:38 AM

Granted. I swap our purses around and pretend nothing happened >w>;;

I wish I had a soda fountain in my room

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 28, 2013, 11:58:53 AM

granted. all it dispenses is Black Cherry Lime from Recess.

i wish every plushie i got transformed into its human counterpart when it came to live with me. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 28, 2013, 12:02:05 PM

granted, they all run away.
I wish I had a trustworthy life companion.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 28, 2013, 12:05:06 PM

granted, but THEY run away. (so there. >>; )

i wish i was a black hat hacker. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 28, 2013, 12:18:33 PM

granted, but your also the mad hatter.

I wish there was a way to actually hear the music I was thinking of and share it from my head.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 28, 2013, 12:23:02 PM

granted, but it comes out 3 keys higher and 2 times faster, so everything sounds like squeaky crap. >>;

i wish i could use the wayback machine on my account on a site.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 28, 2013, 12:32:18 PM

Granted, but you forgot you changed your password since then, and you don't remember what your old password was :\

I wish I could help people with their problems

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 28, 2013, 12:49:29 PM

granted, you transform into MAGICAL LADY DEAR ABBY~~

i wish technology had advanced to a point where glitches were no longer a thing.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 28, 2013, 12:58:26 PM

granted, now cheat codes don't work. They patched that up too, thanks.

I wish I could make things appear with just my mind.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 29, 2013, 10:14:13 AM

(some games put in the cheat codes on purpose~~)

granted, but they're all illusions only you can see.

i wish i had Synergy's powers on my side.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on March 29, 2013, 01:25:48 PM

granted, some what... i think...
Somehow you get turned into a Smeargle.

I wish I had long hair instead of thick hair.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 29, 2013, 03:26:42 PM

Granted, you are now the Elephant Man.

I wish I could cancel singers record labels (Frankly I can't stand Nicki Minaj)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 29, 2013, 06:23:15 PM

Granted, but you have no control over who; it's merely a big red button which will cancel any singer's record label at random

I wish I had healing powers

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 29, 2013, 09:20:30 PM

granted. but you sick the life force out of others when you do it.

i wish, like in many video games, i could go around punching people and be paid for it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 31, 2013, 03:50:33 AM

Granted, you become the best paid kung fu Mistress Hit monkey in creation

I wish I could destroy my restrain so I can actually attack the idiots..

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on March 31, 2013, 09:37:29 AM

Granted, but you lose control and attack everyone

I wish I had some orange juice

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 31, 2013, 11:02:52 AM

granted, it's pure acid.

i wish 5 minutes of sleep was enough to leave me feeling refreshed. the rest would just be gravy.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 31, 2013, 11:32:04 AM

Granted: You're me

I wish my sisters weren't so hypocrit

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 01, 2013, 07:45:58 AM

granted, they still do what they're hypocritical about, only now they're mute.

I wish I had a mobile hotspot.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 01, 2013, 08:41:20 AM

Granted. It's located in the purse I..."traded" with Kari. Good luck getting it from me >w>;;

I wish I had cake

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 01, 2013, 08:54:52 AM

granted, the cake is still a lie.

I wish I had a replica of one of the turrets, with a voice button so it makes the same sounds.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 01, 2013, 07:02:05 PM

granted, it won't stop trying to kill you.

i wish i could snap my fingers and make things happen on the internet (make gold appear in a virtual account, fill up a bank account, customize a webpage, etc etc).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 01, 2013, 10:41:00 PM

Granted, but you have no control over where the changes end up (The latest page of Aces High ending up on VGCats? Entirely possible)

I wish I had a taco

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 02, 2013, 06:30:08 PM

granted, it's done with taco bell's dog meat

I wish for it to ne'er end

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 03, 2013, 12:56:22 PM

granted, weird spelling ne'er does.

i wish i knew the lyrics to a song perfectly the first time i heard them.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 03, 2013, 01:03:05 PM

Granted, but you find the lyrics still don't make sense ("The sphinx was so cute that I had to shave it"? What?)

I wish Sega would actually allow Amy Rose to grow beyond "shallow love interest who cannot function without Sonic"

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 03, 2013, 01:18:53 PM

granted. she realizes her true potential as a murderess and slaughters everyone else in the franchise with a maniacal grin.

i wish i was one of those farmers that gets paid not to grow anything.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 03, 2013, 03:57:47 PM

Granted, but you talk in the most incomprehensive voice, ergo nobody understands you.

I wish MegaMan Battle Network was easier.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 03, 2013, 04:42:22 PM

(how does that even make sense???????? (ﾉ °益°)ﾉ彡 ┻━┻ )

granted. it's so easy that it becomes stupid to play, thus no one does, and it is shut down.

i wish i could figure out the root cause of my illness whenever i get sick.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 03, 2013, 06:06:05 PM

(I don't know! *cricricri*)
Granted, but there is no cure for it.

I wish *sniifffffffffffffffscocaine* people wouldn't do crack.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 03, 2013, 06:28:37 PM

granted, they do cocaine instead. (though they have the same root source they're two different things, you can't really snort crack and you can't really smoke cocaine :3 )

i wish i could get the word out about my sites more. :\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 03, 2013, 09:33:33 PM

Granted. The traffic is so heavy that the servers go down due to the stress (Or, as Penny Arcade puts it, the server gets "wanged")

I wish I had a parrot

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 04, 2013, 07:34:28 AM

Granted, all it does is swear at you and squawk really loud.

I wish I could finish something, for just once in my life.

(am I invisible?)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 04, 2013, 12:42:46 PM

(awesome. -w-)

granted. it bites you and flies away, off to join the colonies of wild parrots in NYC. (those actually exist, btw.)

i wish the barter system was still in place.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 04, 2013, 03:27:11 PM

Granted, but someone makes a career out of half-assing their end of the deal; breaking the system for everyone

I wish I was a robot ninja

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 04, 2013, 10:17:27 PM

granted. you malfunction and kill everyone.

i wish the futurama was now.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 05, 2013, 07:56:32 AM

Granted, bender keeps harassing you.

I wish I had a giant squid.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 05, 2013, 09:20:47 AM

granted. you get shot in the face with ink before it eats you. (btw, squid ink reeks.)

i wish i could catch up on shows i want to see, but have time stop while i watch them, so i can watch them all in one go. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 05, 2013, 09:38:10 AM

Granted, your electricity goes out when you finally get the chance.

I wish I had more dreams.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 05, 2013, 03:34:25 PM

granted, they're all about tellitubbies and homicide.

i wish for rattlesnakes. SO MANY RATTLESNAKES.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 05, 2013, 06:35:00 PM

Granted, but they try to bite you

I wish I had waffles

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 06, 2013, 12:13:45 AM

(i expected that!)

granted, they're dry and cakey, due to being like, 2 weeks old.

i wish i had a full jar of biscoff spread.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 07, 2013, 02:02:20 AM

I had to do this one: Show

Granted, is slate

I wish for Porld Weace

BTW, Archie Comics is doing this month a Megaman Sonic Crossover

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 07, 2013, 12:25:30 PM

granted. a man named Porld Weace shows up at your door. he wants snacks.

i wish i could be a telemarketer from home.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 07, 2013, 02:23:23 PM

Granted. You're possessed by the spirit of Billy Mays

I wish I didn't run out of coffee

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 07, 2013, 05:27:57 PM

granted, you have an unlimited supply of 8 o'clock coffee, the most horrible, bitter, instant coffee in the world.

i wish that life worked like final fantasy 7, and that me and my party could find a save point in boston and use a tent overnight for AB.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 07, 2013, 09:17:26 PM

Granted, but all the booths at the con only accept Gil

I wish I could play soft tennis

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 08, 2013, 02:35:31 AM

granted, but your skill level is less than Chitose's.

i wish my brain had all the knowledge of wikipedia.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 08, 2013, 10:50:51 AM

Granted, but you can only recall more "useless" knowledge than anything that can actually come in handy (Like, you'll think "Crystal Pepsi" before you think of the answer to "Who is Shigeru Miyamoto?")

I wish I could make the hair fall out of my legs just by thinking about it

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 08, 2013, 12:18:06 PM

granted, but it falls out everywhere else, too.

i wish we had a dishwasher at home.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 08, 2013, 12:36:54 PM

Granted, but it breaks down

I wish I had grape juice

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 08, 2013, 07:15:01 PM

granted. but it's fermented. enjoy your drunken stupor~

i wish AB was an extra month away.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 08, 2013, 09:29:07 PM

Granted. The extra time allows me to come...and unfortunately, I get all of us thrown out because I bust in through the windows on a motorcycle, while in a cosplay of Cloud Strife. Although, you have to admit, that was pretty badass regardless of the property damage

I wish I didn't have the Working theme stuck in my head @_@
SOMEONE ONE ONE~

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 09, 2013, 01:55:59 AM

granted is stuck in your posterior

I wish the simpsons had ended in season 995

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 09, 2013, 02:27:39 AM

Granted, it ends in 2063.

I wish /b/ was never talked about.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 09, 2013, 04:22:38 AM

granted. 7chan is the new 4chan and THAT'S talked about.

i wish i had all of King of the Hill on dvd.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 09, 2013, 10:44:33 AM

granted, its in Korean with crappy subtitles.

I wish I had the time to sun bathe

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 09, 2013, 10:50:24 AM

(WHOO!!)

granted, but you do what i did when i went to florida 5 years ago: burn horribly enough that your tan lines don't disappear for 5 years.

i wish i would always have enough food and money to survive.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 09, 2013, 10:52:24 AM

Granted, it's still bare minimum.

I wish it was always 62-65 degrees

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 09, 2013, 10:54:25 AM

granted. you're now on mars.

i wish i was better at sewing Yukata.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 09, 2013, 11:04:28 AM

Granted, but you can't find the right fabric to make it

I wish I wouldn't stay up so late :\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 09, 2013, 12:32:22 PM

Granted, now you get up too early for anything exciting to happen.

I wish modern Saturday morning cartoons weren't so mediocre anymore.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 09, 2013, 11:46:25 PM

granted, we all live in japan now.

i wish i spoke perfect japanese.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 10, 2013, 01:47:52 AM

Granted: Nihongo is a dead language now

I wish to get away from the heat

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 10, 2013, 02:53:50 AM

granted, you get frozen in antarctic ice, only to be rediscovered thousands of years from now.

i wish i was immortal.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 10, 2013, 07:57:44 AM

Granted, you're also paralyzed.

I wish I had more vivid dreams

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 10, 2013, 08:58:30 AM

Granted, but the word 'vivid' is taken out of context, therefore you have wild seizures.

I wish the MLP English song was as catchy as the Japanese one.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 10, 2013, 10:04:59 AM

granted, it becomes "catchy" as in it's not catchy in the slightest. (i HATE the japanese theme and i wish they had just kept the original. it sucks.)

i wish japan would treat our stuff with the same regard that we treat theirs (ie: keeping the opening even if you dub the series).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 10, 2013, 11:40:30 AM

Granted, but now they treat their stuff like shit

I wish Nintendo would finally try something new with Mario, instead of remaking New Super Mario Bros for the billionth time :\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 10, 2013, 12:12:16 PM

Granted, they try out a new idea and pretty much a total flop.

I wish the "mew-three" Pokemon really is a continuation to the Mew-two story

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 10, 2013, 12:19:36 PM

Granted. It goes over badly

I wish I had some soup

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 10, 2013, 04:45:44 PM

granted, it's all over your body...

I wish to have UMC3

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 10, 2013, 09:12:59 PM

granted, it explodes.

i wish i knew why i was so tired so early.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 11, 2013, 11:16:26 PM

Granted. It's because you've traded sleep schedules with me; resulting in you going to bed early and me staying up extra late

I wish I had a replica of Edward Elric's red jacket

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 12, 2013, 01:31:52 AM

granted, it's eaten by mots

I want my browser lets me use da letters dat ain't getting used again

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 12, 2013, 08:28:41 AM

Granted, now you can only use those keys.

I wish there weren't so much polotics on TV.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 12, 2013, 10:08:14 AM

granted. EVERYTHING on tv (including things like sitcoms and the news) is converted to a mixture of cartoons and puppets. as a result, all "serious" topics like politics, news, and weather shifts to every OTHER form of media, meaning every UK website now is devoted to those topics. :3

i wish i had a persocom.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 12, 2013, 10:44:38 AM

Granted. She's a bit clumsy and accidentally breaks your favorite dishes as a result

I wish I was an alchemist

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 12, 2013, 10:52:50 AM

granted. but you're a sped at it and thus can only transmute dandilions and cheese.

i wish i could land a modelling contract for some goth publication.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 12, 2013, 08:08:57 PM

Granted, but Nej ends up in the hospital due to massive nosebleed at the sight of you in an EGL dress, and demands you pay for his hospital bill as a result

I wish I could wear an EGL dress without mom noticing

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 12, 2013, 09:30:29 PM

Granted. Your mom's in the hospital because her own EGL dress strangled her.

I wish Tacos. Tacos everywhere.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2013, 02:17:12 AM

(@rodney: granted, she's blind and is COMPLETELY dependent on you for every little task.)

granted, you slip on the lettuce grass and fall on the ground beef walkway. the fall shakes loose a Tacofruit from a nearby Tortilla Tree and it falls into your mouth. you choke on the delicious and die.

i wish i had succubus powers. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 13, 2013, 04:45:21 AM

Granted. You can't control them for shit, however, so now every male in the world, human or not, lusts after your body the moment you're spotted. Have...fun.

I wish for Burrito Barrage Monday.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 13, 2013, 11:32:11 AM

Granted. The burritos are from a local place called El Toro; hence, they're nasty as shit

I wish my cat would ride on my shoulder like a parrot

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 13, 2013, 03:56:51 PM

Granted. It rides on your shoulder...with a motorcycle.
Awesomeness aside, your shoulder is now very broken, good job.

I wish for MORE TIME

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2013, 06:38:24 PM

granted, a shipment of Lotte's NOTIME gum is dropped at your door. it has "time" in the name, after all. -w-

i wish i had a successful psychic reading service going.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 13, 2013, 11:28:45 PM

Granted: your system only predicts catastrophes... and you can't save any one of your clients

I wish Nej tasted real tacos

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 14, 2013, 01:03:16 AM

granted. they're all disgusting fish tacos.

i wish that the copy of pokemon gold i have was made of real gold.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 14, 2013, 08:58:00 AM

Granted, but the real gold soon melts off the cartridge.

I wish for poetic justice *shot*

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 14, 2013, 12:40:35 PM

granted. you get shot.

i wish i knew how to coupon.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 14, 2013, 10:38:07 PM

granted, you know nothing else and die in 3 minutes for not to know how to breathe....

I wish above them all...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 15, 2013, 09:23:11 AM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2013, 02:17:12 AM
(@rodney: granted, she's blind and is COMPLETELY dependent on you for every little task.)

granted, you slip on the lettuce grass and fall on the ground beef walkway. the fall shakes loose a Tacofruit from a nearby Tortilla Tree and it falls into your mouth. you choke on the delicious and die.

i wish i had succubus powers. -w-
Quote from: NejinOniwa on April 13, 2013, 04:45:21 AM
Granted. You can't control them for shit, however, so now every male in the world, human or not, lusts after your body the moment you're spotted. Have...fun.

I wish for Burrito Barrage Monday.

Spoiler: Show

Granted, the one ring destroys you.

I wish I had more skill when it came to art.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 16, 2013, 01:33:48 AM

granted... you are the most skillfull mime... congrats for a mute life

I wish for the end

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 16, 2013, 06:48:25 AM

Quote from: alfonso_rd_30 on April 16, 2013, 01:33:48 AM
granted... you are the most skillfull mime... congrats for a mute life

I wish for the end

Wish Granted! However, it's The End from Minecraft. Have fun fighting the Ender Dragon! On Survival Mode!

I wish for a helicopter that has two miniguns and two rocket launchers. That, and a license to fly it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 16, 2013, 10:32:30 AM

Granted, but you don't have ammo for it; so it's just a helicopter with decorative weapons

I wish I didn't have heartburn

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 16, 2013, 10:35:17 AM

Granted, now you have a splitting hedachi.

I wish my shoes didn't weigh me down so much ;o-o;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 16, 2013, 12:17:02 PM

Granted. Now your socks weight you down instead

I wish for the world's most comfortable pair of underwear

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 16, 2013, 02:22:41 PM

I shall grant your wish, though there is a problem. Someone thought it was a good idea to wrap a pair of meat buns around said underwear. If you see Taokaka- run like hell.

I wish Capcom actually gave a crap about Mega Man again.

Edit: Oh, wait... Mega Man x Street Fighter and Project X Zone. That's right...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 16, 2013, 05:53:05 PM

Granted now there is a CRAPman, congrats.

I wish my legs didn't hurt so much right now.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 16, 2013, 06:23:47 PM

(@ Soldier: Street Fighter X Megaman is nice... @Simon. there's Crap man... they call him "Box Art Megaman")

granted, now your arms hurt...

I wish for the power to revolutionize the world, Bride of the Rose included

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2013, 07:14:20 PM

granted. you get cut by a thorn and die of infection.

i wish i had a door that led back to victorian era england, and i could come and go as i pleased. (plus, i'd have a key, so no beggar kids with polio coming in to loot my house.)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 16, 2013, 09:24:04 PM

Granted. You lose the key; leaving just a useless door in your room

I wish I could find a plushie of Sheska

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 16, 2013, 10:06:35 PM

Granted. But, it's being protected in a steel case at a wherehouse. With Unlimited Iron Tager, a Shiny Metagross, Giga Bowser, Ultimate Armor X (the X8 version), and Pit using the Great Sacred Treasure to guard said wherehouse. Yeah... Have fun with that *Gives a billion 1-Ups as a bonus*. In the words of Lord Kat, "You are going to die. Alot."

I wish I had a clone of me.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2013, 11:07:07 PM

granted. it wants to be the "real" spence and it kills you.

i wish i was a god.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 17, 2013, 12:27:19 AM

Granted, but you're like Haruhi Suzumiya in that you have god-like powers, yet you don't realize it

I wish I was a Star Mage

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 17, 2013, 01:10:26 AM

(you can't grant Kari's wish, Penti... wrong sex...)

granted, but you never grow beyond level 1

I wish the Gods stopped bothering my other self to join the Pantheons

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2013, 03:27:34 AM

granted. a new set of gods starts bothering you instead.

i wish that i could get any series i wanted in full on DVD.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 17, 2013, 09:11:20 AM

Granted, they are all Chinese bootleg boxsets.

I wish for:

Spoiler: Show

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 17, 2013, 10:00:07 AM

Granted, but you instead get Konata with a cat ear headband

I wish I had a more normal sleep schedule

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 17, 2013, 10:02:28 AM

@Pentium- Dang it! You beat me to the punch!

Granted, but now you start missing out on your classes, and important events. Every. Single. Day.

I wish this generation was not filed with stupidity.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 17, 2013, 10:22:41 AM

Granted, now it's filled with Idiocy.

I wish I didn't have to wear clothes

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2013, 10:55:55 AM

(pent doesn't attend a school, so there's no class to miss -w- )

granted, but you're carted off to the nearest nudist colony, which happens to be filled with ducks. angry ducks. angry, hungry ducks.

i wish when i was out of something, it would refill automatically without me having to go out to the store and buy more.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 17, 2013, 12:00:45 PM

(Indeed -w-)

Granted, but it only works so long as you continue to put money into your piggy bank; as a monthly fee for this service is automatically deducted from there

I wish Nerds jellybeans were available all year

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2013, 12:15:24 PM

(still not a bad deal)

granted, but they're all crap flavours like barf and hot sauce.

i wish i could get in touch with my mum. >>;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 17, 2013, 12:46:45 PM

Granted, but it takes all day to do it.

I wish I had a nerf tommy gun

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 17, 2013, 06:12:46 PM

gra nted, it's a chinese rip off

I wish for a second season of Utena

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2013, 06:30:10 PM

granted, it's done in crayon by the producer's 3-year-old daughter.

i wish they would play America's Most Wanted more.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 18, 2013, 05:34:06 PM

Granted, you're on the n° 1 spot on EVERY show

I wish that the crayon-made season 2 of utena had a nice plot...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 18, 2013, 08:35:35 PM

Granted, but it's as convoluted and needlessly complex as the love child of Naurto and Kingdom Heart's plots.

I wish most FPS's did not have Russians as the main enemy.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 19, 2013, 10:28:41 AM

Granted, now they're Puerto Ricans.

I wish that some people online had better grammar.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 19, 2013, 02:12:07 PM

Granted, but now they are complete and utter stuck-up d-bags.

I wish I could go to Australia. Or Japan, which ever works.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 20, 2013, 06:43:52 PM

granted, the locals treat you like shit.

i wish i had all the spells i had in my .hack game irl.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 21, 2013, 10:38:46 AM

Granted, but you don't have any MP, and items to restore it are expensive

I wish I was a catgirl plushie

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 21, 2013, 11:15:36 AM

Granted, but it's made out of thin paper.

I wish I was so damn philosophical.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 21, 2013, 04:58:09 PM

granted, but you come off as pretentious so no one wants to talk to you.

i wish my skin wasn't this bad.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 21, 2013, 05:18:53 PM

Granted, but your nose becomes very itchy.

I wish there was a better President then the one we have now...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 21, 2013, 09:25:44 PM

Granted. The next president is Cyborg Abe Lincoln; which sets the bar too high, so no president for the next 50 years will hold a candle

I wish I had a walk-in freezer at home

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 22, 2013, 12:21:25 AM

granted. you get locked in it and die.

i wish i could peel the rough sketches off the plot book for Ace's High and stick them to the bristol for the pages, the images showing up clean and finished when pasted on the bristol.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 23, 2013, 10:17:56 AM

Granted, but the blot book ends up destroyed in the process

I wish I was a monster...........coach

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 23, 2013, 10:29:41 AM

granted, you're a new car, with monster truck tires.

I wish a certain "scenario was different"

Spoiler: Show

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 23, 2013, 10:46:48 AM

Spoiler: Show

granted. it still goes badly.

i wish i could draw at the speed of sound.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on April 23, 2013, 12:16:28 PM

granted, it's all mindless scribbles.

I wish when I thought something bad, it would automatically be taken out of my mind.

Spoiler: Show

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 23, 2013, 07:17:43 PM

granted. you now have the cognitive ability of a lobotomy patient.

i wish i could hop between realities.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 23, 2013, 07:50:13 PM

Granted, but the realties you hop to aren't ones you'd expect... Plus things go horribly wrong.

I wish Geometry was not as complicated.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 24, 2013, 03:45:49 AM

granted. everything is now 1d. thanks for destroying the plane of reality~

i wish i knew physics.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on April 25, 2013, 06:23:51 PM

Granted. You're now working at Black Mesa, in place of Gordon Freeman
(Hope you know how to fight off aliens with a crowbar ^^; ) </half_life>

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener >w>;;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 25, 2013, 08:18:41 PM

granted. everyone is in love with you, resulting in a hell of a lot of stalking and potential harassment.

i wish i was well-versed in tonfa combat.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 01, 2013, 12:41:22 PM

Granted, but your tonfa constantly break; putting you at a major disadvantage

I wish I was Eggie

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2013, 01:50:07 PM

granted, but you're married to chedr.

i wish i had more of a way to amuse the cats. :\

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 02, 2013, 02:09:49 PM

Granted. Now they attack your feet because they're amused by them

I wish I had a little fez to put on my cat

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: SoldierSpence on May 02, 2013, 03:47:35 PM

Granted, but everytime you put it on, the cat gives a death stare.

I wish I had a private bullet train.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2013, 05:14:35 PM

granted. it's 50 years old and so rusted it won't move.

i wish vampire series weren't as popular as they were.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 02, 2013, 05:38:25 PM

Granted. Now, werewolves are the next big thing

I wish I had a pool

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2013, 06:08:27 PM

granted. it's overrun with algae.

i wish i could seal time into a loop whenever i wanted for as long as i wanted.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 02, 2013, 07:10:32 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, any sort of progress you make (drawings, reviews, etc.) is lost when the loop starts over unless you travel to Clock Town Bank (http://zeldawiki.org/Clock_Town_Bank) and deposit everything there

I wish I had more tea

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2013, 08:58:57 PM

(i'm fine with that.)

granted. it's Garbage Tea (trademark of me).

i wish things were going better in my life.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2013, 10:01:32 AM

Granted. Now things are going bad for me instead :[

I wish I had some popcorn

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on May 06, 2013, 10:06:28 AM

granted, It's stale

I wish I could be close to the one I care about the most.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2013, 10:42:48 AM

granted, but they hate you now.

i wish the cats didn't smell so much.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on May 06, 2013, 10:55:10 AM

(Arceus dammit)
Granted, not they claw at your legs every time they see you, to the point where you need stitches.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2013, 11:15:57 AM

Granted. Now your stomach is messed up :\

I wish my car could travel through time and space

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on May 06, 2013, 12:13:04 PM

granted, you get reverted back to primordial ooze on your first try.

I wish I had a more meaningful existance

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2013, 04:04:36 PM

Granted. Suddenly you're a celebrity, and now nobody is capable of leaving you alone; as you're surrounded by cameras at all times

I wish I had a RAM upgrade

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 07, 2013, 03:06:55 AM

granted. it's cheap chinese shit that breaks within a week of installing.

i wish i had better skin.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 08, 2013, 03:03:59 PM

Granted, but now you have problems with your hair

I wish I had a bathroom I could play baseball in

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2013, 04:20:26 PM

granted, but you hit a home run right into the porcelean claw-foot tub and break it. way to go.

i wish it was possible to sk'doo into paintings the way they do on blue's clues. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 08, 2013, 10:57:10 PM

Granted, but your power is limited only to paintings from little-known artists

I wish my laptop had a second screen, like a DS

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2013, 01:38:23 PM

granted, it's dead.

i wish windows 8 didn't exist.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 10, 2013, 01:32:12 PM

Granted, but in the process it takes both editions of Windows 98 with it for having "8" in their names

I wish I could attach my soul to a plushie

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 10, 2013, 04:16:10 PM

granted, but it gets stuck. ENJOY LIFE AS A POLTERGEIST

i wish that the weapon/meister system existed and that we were all students at DWMA.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 10, 2013, 04:24:19 PM

Granted, but you're in a different class than the cast of Soul Eater; so you only occasionally run into them in the halls

I wish there was such a thing as a boarding school to learn how to play a children's card game

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 10, 2013, 04:39:12 PM

(still awesome. and there's such thing as a transfer. -w- )

granted, the uniforms are too tight for you so every time you move your pants/shirt rips.

i wish i could go to tokyo and tower over everyone. xD

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 11, 2013, 10:45:37 AM

Granted, but you're too tall to get into any of the stores ;_;

I wish I didn't have to go to work

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 12, 2013, 01:09:49 AM

granted. pizza hut doesn't exist and you need to do job hunting again.

i wish i wasn't so tired.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 13, 2013, 09:32:36 AM

Granted. Now you find yourself unable to relax

I wish I had some tea

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on May 13, 2013, 10:19:48 AM

Granted, it tastes horrid and you're allergic to it.

I wish I had a burrito.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 14, 2013, 11:55:59 PM

granted. it's a glass and lemon juice burrito.

i wish this bag of bordeaux cookies was bottomless.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on July 11, 2013, 02:35:33 PM

Granted, you get sucked in.

I wish there was a bridge I could use to get to a different dimension.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 11, 2013, 06:42:46 PM

granted, you end up getting sucked over to Alfheim by inadvertently finding the Bifrost. enjoy running from dead vikings.

i wish my TV remote had a lettered keypad where i could type in what i wanted to watch and it would play on screen (as in typing "Muromi-san" would bring up listings for the anime).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 11, 2013, 10:21:26 PM

Granted, but the autocorrect is broken and cannot be disabled
(Good luck finding SVU on when it thinks you want NTSF:SD:SUV)

I wish I was more like Kim Pine

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 11, 2013, 11:18:04 PM

granted. you're now a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

i wish pine needle tea was a real thing.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 13, 2013, 01:23:47 PM

Granted. It tastes terrible, though

(Also, that is a surprisingly accurate description of me >w>; )

I wish I could find fuzzy slippers in my size

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 14, 2013, 12:45:21 PM

granted. the insides are coated with the spikes from the floor of Tubba Blubba's castle.

i wish my dad was mute.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 14, 2013, 12:57:04 PM

Granted, but he gets a voice synthesizer to compensate; so now he sounds like a Dalek :\

I wish I could go swimming

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 14, 2013, 01:01:55 PM

granted. it's just in toxic sludge.

i wish i could find a peaceful resolution to this situation with teddy (the cat).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on July 17, 2013, 01:31:01 PM

granted, it dies.

I wish I could understand what animals are saying.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 18, 2013, 11:25:52 PM

(oh god that's horrible)

granted, they're all laughing at you.

i wish i had a moped (THAT COULD FLY).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 19, 2013, 01:42:15 AM

Granted. But, you can't fly in public; it'd be a mess for the Ministry of Magic </harry_potter>

I wish I knew how to play the drums

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on July 19, 2013, 07:14:05 AM

granted, you can't use your arms now.

I wish I could teleport to locations by thinking of them.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 19, 2013, 10:15:12 AM

Granted, but you run the risk of getting stuck in a wall

I wish I was Blue Toad (http://www.mariowiki.com/Blue_Toad_%28character%29)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 19, 2013, 05:15:48 PM

granted, but given that it is sometimes hard to determine a toad's gender, you wind up gender neutral like GI Joe. enjoy life as a eunich! : D

i wish i was good enough to be a professional manga artist, and had a contract for my work.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 19, 2013, 05:35:16 PM

Granted. Your contract is with Kyubei

I wish I could kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 19, 2013, 07:12:12 PM

granted. you are hired by the men who stare at goats and they pay you like crap.

i wish my dad died and left a big fat insurance policy.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on July 19, 2013, 07:27:36 PM

Granted, but it's in Rupees; meaning your money is useless outside of Hyrule

I wish there was a local FedEx office I could go to, so I could pick up my package

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 20, 2013, 12:03:17 AM

granted, but it's a sexy FedEx, so it's not quite the package you were looking for.

i wish i had a complete collection of Twins books.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on July 22, 2013, 07:53:13 AM

Granted, they're written in Chinese.

I wish I had a 64 terabyte harddrive

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 22, 2013, 03:27:57 PM

granted, but it's one of those ones from the chinese market. (http://www.neowin.net/news/fake-chinese-500-gb-external-drive-is-one-clever-paperweight-literally)

i wish i could freeze time.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on August 11, 2013, 03:24:04 PM

Granted, but now you can't un freeze it, you're stuck walking an endless world of silence and lonelyness.

I wish I could say the right things all the time and mean them.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 12, 2013, 01:54:42 PM

granted, you get promoted into the high ranks of a company and spend your life working for the man. you die of heart failure due to hypertension at age 53 with gray, thinning hair and a severely wrinkled brow.

i wish i could translate things as they are being said.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on August 13, 2013, 09:34:59 AM

Granted, you're mute

I wish I didn't have the capability for health issues.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 13, 2013, 10:22:09 AM

Granted. You're a robot now

I wish there was an Arby's in town

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 13, 2013, 01:54:39 PM

granted, it gives everyone who so much as walks in the door food poisoning.

i wish that whenever i needed manga supplies i just had to click a button and they'd be sent to me free of charge.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 18, 2013, 04:46:31 PM

Granted, but it takes 2 weeks to arrive and turns out to be a box of no-name dollar store markers

I wish I could race against my friends on Rainbow Road

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 18, 2013, 06:44:49 PM

granted, a glitch in the game sends all of us flying off into space in random directions, never to be seen again.

i wish i had enough energy to focus.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 18, 2013, 09:20:29 PM

Granted. Now you're so full of energy that you find yourself still unable to focus; as you suddenly have an urge to run a marathon while listening to Eye of the Tiger

I wish I could get free ice cream

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 18, 2013, 11:07:30 PM

IT'S THE, EYYE OF THE TIIIGEER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIIGHT

granted, it's all "used", if you catch my drift.

i wish i could sing any song i hear from memory.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 20, 2013, 06:26:57 PM

Granted, but you require someone to play the song to trigger your memories of it

I wish I had a bag of jelly babies

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 20, 2013, 06:45:47 PM

(still acceptable. -w- )

Granted, they're really Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans in Barf Flavour.

I wish my room was like a bag of holding in that i never ran out of space.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 21, 2013, 10:23:08 AM

Granted, Your room is now a giant sleeping bag of holding; which, while making it portable, unfortunately also makes it very hard to get out of as it lacks a bathroom, plus you have to keep a stock of Coke.

I wish I had the skills to digitally remaster songs when a higher quality version isn't avaliable

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on August 21, 2013, 11:02:56 AM

Granted, but the new remastered song doesn't work on any media player/platform.

I wish that when I wished for something, it wasn't broken in the process.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 21, 2013, 12:07:22 PM

Granted. the Universe collapses.

I wish i could transfer my pain to other people. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 21, 2013, 12:19:38 PM

Granted. It's transferred to my boss; who ends up becoming hard to deal with as a result

I wish I could make a nice cup of ~~coffee~~ tea

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 21, 2013, 07:44:06 PM

granted. it burns you alive.

i wish all ants across the globe would die.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on August 22, 2013, 09:59:37 AM

granted, all the animals who rely on them as a food source suffer

I wish I had the ability to wish food into existence so that the texture and taste are exact.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 22, 2013, 01:52:39 PM

granted, it's carcinogenic.

i wish my bag of holding was an actual bag of holding.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 23, 2013, 01:14:46 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, it ends up getting damaged, causing it to explode; sending the entire contents of it flying in every direction

I wish I had a Miku plushie

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 23, 2013, 03:28:22 PM

granted. she comes to life at night and does bad things to you. bad, BAAAAD things.

i wish i could wave my hand over broken items and they'd be fixed, much like Hermionie in Harry Potter did with Harry's Glasses.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 25, 2013, 02:01:22 PM

Granted, but it doesn't work on glass for whatever reason

I wish I could power me car on cardboard boxes

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 25, 2013, 05:18:59 PM

granted, the fuselage catches on fire from the kindling you've been throwing into it.

i wish my plushies were alive.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 25, 2013, 09:06:55 PM

Granted, but now you can't :[

I wish my horse was amazing

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 26, 2013, 02:10:43 AM

granted, it is, and reality collapses from the lack of sense in this thread.

i wish i could extract data from my iphone my a wave of my hand and waft it upward like a jellyfish, then deposit the little electric ghost onto my hard drive with another flick of the wrist.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 26, 2013, 02:20:50 AM

Granted, but it only has a 50\50 success rate

I wish I was ME-tan

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 26, 2013, 02:58:35 AM

granted, you end up in perma-freeze.

i wish i could ride my skateboard.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 26, 2013, 10:45:56 AM

Granted, but you hear the voice of Prof. Oak echo out saying "This isn't the time to use that!" every time you ride

I wish I was like Black Star when it came to optimism

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 26, 2013, 11:56:51 AM

FUCK YOU OAK I CAN RIDE MY BOARD ON THE SCHOOLBUS IF I WANT

granted, but everything you read is a piece of Crona's poetry.

i wish i had a plushie of any character i thought of. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on August 26, 2013, 12:32:38 PM

granted, know you only think of slenderman.

I wish I had a car that never needed fuel.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on August 26, 2013, 12:44:29 PM

Granted, it needs animal blood instead.

I wish I could drink something without it running out.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 26, 2013, 02:43:13 PM

granted, it's filled with delicious chocolate (laxatives).

i wish my stomach could never get sick again.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on August 26, 2013, 04:33:21 PM

Granted, but that requires you eating the worst tasting food.

I wish I could experience my childood again.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 26, 2013, 08:47:13 PM

granted, but you get all the trauma from MY childhood tacked on. >>;

i wish i could afford that shiny red vespa. ;^;

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 27, 2013, 12:53:27 AM

Granted, but it comes without tires.

I wish I had a turbo-charged bicycle I could ride to work

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on August 27, 2013, 06:22:04 AM

Granted, controlls like the characters in Sonic R though.

I wish Yu-Gi-Oh! cards could work in real life.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 27, 2013, 09:46:20 AM

granted, it becomes sheer anarchy. (ALL ACCORDING TO PLAAAAN)

i wish i had pandora's box, could aim it at people/things and that it never ran out of malice.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 28, 2013, 11:52:22 AM

Granted, but the Doctor's greatest enemies steal it from you

I wish someone would draw artwork of Rise Kujikawa (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111203144430/megamitensei/images/d/d3/Persona_4_animation_rise.jpg) teaming up with Maka Albarn (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130624210722/souleater/images/0/01/Maka.png) -w-

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 28, 2013, 11:07:38 PM

granted, the commission costs you your life savings and the life of your first born child.

i wish i could snap my fingers and get food.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on August 29, 2013, 07:23:21 AM

Granted, all the food is cooked by this girl

Baka and test.

I wish I could get the best tasting chocolate for free whenever I wanted.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2013, 11:23:54 AM

is that bad? is she a bad cook?

granted, it's all poisoned (possibly by some upcoming villians in Ace's High).

i wish that there was a guide for decoding cryptic dreams.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 29, 2013, 11:34:36 AM

Granted, but the guide itself is so cryptic that it has to be decoded

I wish I could enter the world of MapleStory by way of a virtual reality headset, ala Sword Art Online

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2013, 11:38:37 AM

granted, you get stuck in there in midget form for the rest of your life. and considering no one else is stuck in there, i don't expect it to be long.

i wish i could speed read.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on August 29, 2013, 12:06:44 PM

@choco: yeah, last time they had something she made they all almost died.

Granted, now you only speak in pig-Latin

I wish I could obtain the new tech Items at a dollar a piece.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 29, 2013, 12:13:43 PM

Granted. It has the build quality of something you'd buy at a dollar store, so it breaks in about a day

I wish I had a personal airplane

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2013, 07:23:59 PM

granted, it is made of twigs and held together with scotch tape and bubble gum. your personal pilot is Big Ed. (http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/19493000/ngbbs4a4e260d9b874.jpg)

i wish i would stay this age forever.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 29, 2013, 09:48:46 PM

Granted. You're now immortal, but unfortunately everyone you cared about has died 1,000 years ago
(This was nearly used as a dark twist ending to one of my stories years ago, BTW)

I wish I had muscles like Armstrong

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2013, 10:46:01 PM

<jk>

Granted. You bust through every shirt you try on.

I wish i could make a living with my creative persuits, including sewing yukata and making chainmail chastity belts for men.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 31, 2013, 10:00:33 AM

Granted, but somebody requests you produce huge basketball shorts for them; which throws off your system

I wish I has a Dalek costume

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 31, 2013, 10:58:42 AM

granted, it's so realistic that it shoots you in the face.

i wish i didn't get tired as easily.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 01, 2013, 11:32:05 AM

Granted. Enjoy being an insomniac

I wish I could bypass September entirely; waking up in October to cooler weather and all of my bills being paid off

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 01, 2013, 12:00:02 PM

Granted, but you spend the entire time in a coma with the song "Wake Me Up When September Ends" playing.

i wish i had a closet full of cool mod threads.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 01, 2013, 12:13:13 PM

Granted. They're in doll size, yet too big for your dollfies

I wish I had Wario's cap

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 01, 2013, 12:28:01 PM

granted. it's the perfect size....for your future newborn.

i wish i was less dizzy.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 02, 2013, 07:44:29 PM

Granted. Now Chunky Kong is, making him hard to control (Good luck getting out of the ship now -w-; )

I wish I could cosplay as one of my MapleStory characters

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 02, 2013, 08:11:52 PM

granted. the costume is 4-5 sizes too small and you are arrested for exposure.

i wish i could plug my brain into a machine so i could make comics while i sleep.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 15, 2013, 11:46:56 AM

Granted, but your dreams affect the comics

I wish I had a pet Dragonite

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 15, 2013, 10:56:41 PM

(aw, fuck...)

granted, but it doesn't respect you because you have no badges. it turns evil, defects to team rocket and lives happily ever after without you there. go choose a starter pokemon from oak, kid. i think he still has the Bike.

i wish i was more ambitious.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 15, 2013, 11:06:13 PM

Granted. You become a ambition vampire; therefore, you have to feed on the ambition of others

I wish I was a monster

coach

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 15, 2013, 11:21:36 PM

granted. your Monaters defect and go off to Graduate School to Practice Buddhism. in despair, you go off and Serve the Devil.

i wish i had telekinesis powers.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 16, 2013, 09:11:26 AM

Granted. It only works if you drink a Pepsi beforehand, and after that it only lasts for about 30 minutes

I wish I had a panther I could ride into battle on

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 16, 2013, 12:19:52 PM

*hooks self into pepsi IV*

granted. you get embroiled in an S&M scheme by "riding" your "partner".

i wish i had top-notch hacking skills.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 16, 2013, 06:12:52 PM

Granted; you have top-notch payphone hacking skills. While you know how to place free calls with them, among other neat tricks, you unfortunately can't find one that's still functional.

I wish I had a personal airplane

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 16, 2013, 07:08:26 PM

granted, the fuel needed to run it is made of a 50/50 combo of pure norwegian unfiltered diesel and melted gold.

i wish i could buy a persocom.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 16, 2013, 07:24:28 PM

Granted. It's an ~~NEC~~ NBC model; that requires frequent RAM upgrades via doing it -w-;
</buttobi_cpu>

I wish I could import an NEC laptop

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 16, 2013, 07:54:02 PM

(who said that's a bad thing? -w- )

granted. it's fried and covered in gum. melon gum.

i wish i could escape into my favourite stories and live out my days there.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 16, 2013, 07:58:58 PM

Granted, but you're haunted by the ghost of Nejin riding on a unicycle, juggling fish; which keeps you from being able to enjoy yourself.

I wish I had all the duct tape

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 16, 2013, 08:13:45 PM

granted. it's all stuck to you.

i wish i had all the powers of a storybook witch, and could fly/command animals/make potions/cast spells/etc.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 18, 2013, 09:58:32 AM

Granted, but your powers only work when you wear the silliest-looking witch costume you can find at a thrift store

I wish I was a Toad

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 18, 2013, 02:36:06 PM

granted. prepare for hoardes of girls as lovely as this (http://s1.dmcdn.net/8TzC/160x120-a3l.jpg) to be all over you.

i wish my computer turned all downloaded raws into subs with the push of a button.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 18, 2013, 02:48:59 PM

Granted, but it only works on episodes of Digimon Frontier, I My Me Strawberry Eggs, and Hulk Hogan's Rock-N-Wrestling

I wish I had a functional replica of Death the Kid's skateboard

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 18, 2013, 09:25:05 PM

granted. it bucks you off and goes to find its original master.

i wish i had a machine that turns garbage into delicious looking, smelling, tasting, edible, perfect food.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 20, 2013, 08:27:30 PM

Granted, but the machine can only be used once every 48 hours to produce a single meal

I wish I could earn extra lives by eating green mushrooms

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 21, 2013, 04:36:01 PM

granted, but bitch be trippin' balls.

i wish i had a personal massuse. one that was handsome and single and just my type and actually turned out to be boyfriend material and if there's a happy ending there's a happy ending.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 21, 2013, 04:48:46 PM

Granted. The guy in question is more interested in men than women, and the "happy ending" is a free eggroll -w-;

I wish I was a blacksmith IRL

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 21, 2013, 08:10:34 PM

granted. you are now an African-American Stan Smith.

i wish i had one of those machines like jimmy neutron has to do his hair. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 23, 2013, 08:54:02 PM

Granted. It malfunctions and shaves off all your hair ;_;

I wish I was more of a moeblob

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 24, 2013, 12:30:08 PM

granted, but with more emphasis on the "blob" than the "moe".

i wish it was physically impossible for people to mispronunce words.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 25, 2013, 02:53:34 PM

Granted, but then a new disease forms that causes mispronunciation; which infects most people involved with anime dub voice acting

I wish I was Luigi

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 27, 2013, 09:45:10 AM

granted. You're Mario.

i wish i had a doting (hot) male Persocom.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 27, 2013, 10:07:11 AM

Granted. While physically attractive, he speaks in the voice of the nerd from Robot Chicken; making it hard for you to take him seriously -w-;

I wish I could insert my iPod into my head and play music to myself without headphones

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 27, 2013, 10:10:14 AM

granted, you have a 50/50 chance of giving yourself a lobotomy with the electricty each time you do.

i wish i coul jump into video games and run around in their world (ie: actually BE jimmy when i run around in bully, or maybe be another (female) character).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 27, 2013, 10:23:07 AM

Granted. You're now trapped in La Tale; ala Sword Art Online

I wish I had a TARDIS

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 27, 2013, 09:29:42 PM

Granted. You're stuck inside it as House eats it alive.

I wish my hair was always clean.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 27, 2013, 10:01:40 PM

Granted. The rest of you keeps getting dirty, though

I wish I could fit anything and everything in my pockets, like Cloud does in FF7

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 29, 2013, 06:09:02 PM

granted, while you can fit anything in there, you don't retain your figure like he does. prepare for bulging, awkwardly-shaped thighs.

i wish i was cut-and-burn proof.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 29, 2013, 06:24:41 PM

Granted, but you're now weak against ice attacks

I wish I could enter The Shake Dimension (http://www.mariowiki.com/images/7/74/Warioland.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 29, 2013, 07:09:58 PM

granted, but you get your wires crossed and accidentally enter The Snake Dimension. (http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/Wariolandsnakedimension_zpse7538995.jpg)

i wish i could eat whatever i wanted and never get fat.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on October 01, 2013, 11:06:51 AM

Granted. Your stomach is now a black hole

I wish I'd have an opportunity to wear a maid costume on Halloween this year

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 01, 2013, 12:33:23 PM

granted. it's a fetish outfit and you can't leave the house because you can see your junk.

i wish i could start an etsy shop for my sewing.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on October 01, 2013, 12:55:41 PM

Granted, but your regular customers end up with their orders delayed because Bella commissioned a costume based on Multics-tan's dress; which eats up your free time ^^;

I wish there was a crossover between Sword Art Online and .hack

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 01, 2013, 08:06:25 PM

granted, but it is made on a shoestring budget so it's all drawn in chinese sweatshops by children with crayons.

i wish there was a machine to wash my hair while i do other things.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on October 01, 2013, 09:08:47 PM

Granted, but it malfunctions and dispenses Nair instead of shampoo ^^;

I wish I could beat my bro-in-law at a children's card game

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 02, 2013, 03:49:37 AM

granted, you beat him at go fish using a barney card set.

i wish i could draw crayon drawings of money on paper and people would accept it as real currency.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on October 02, 2013, 10:12:20 AM

Granted, but now people stop accepting paper money and only accept coins or bottle caps

I wish my cat could shoot lasers out of his mouth

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 02, 2013, 05:46:48 PM

granted, but it backfires and he gets burnt. ;^;

i wish i had super teeth.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on October 02, 2013, 11:00:40 PM

Granted. You are now like Jaws, from the James Bond films

I wish I had a cookie

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 03, 2013, 09:34:02 AM

granted. it's chinese, so it explodes in your hand as you are about to take a bite.

i wish i had more processing power on loly.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on October 03, 2013, 10:04:15 AM

Granted. Your laptop is now too powerful for its own good and needs to be kept in a freezer so it doesn't burn your house down, unless you can afford to have someone upgrade the cooling system

I wish I could reach into a pocket dimension and pull out my old Magic cards before I sold them

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on October 03, 2013, 01:56:49 PM

granted you cause a temporal collapse.

I wish I had a large amount of money in a savings account.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 03, 2013, 05:58:01 PM

granted. it's all gold coins...chocolate gold coins.

i wish i had infinite reserves of this fancy cheese.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on October 04, 2013, 01:39:02 PM

Granted, it goes sour in a month. Enjoy your rotten cheese.

I wish things like ketchup didn't stain my shirt.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 04, 2013, 07:47:38 PM

granted, it stains your skin now.

i wish at night my dolls came to life and helped me complete projects and the like.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on October 28, 2013, 12:35:45 PM

Granted, they act like gremlins, destroying everything they touch.

I wish I had a roller coaster in my back yard.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 28, 2013, 01:28:08 PM

granted, it's a crappy rusted one from the 1950's you hauled out of some junkyard and haphazardly assembled into a very rickety-looking contraption. enjoy your tetnus and compound fractures! : D

i wish i could make money by scamming people with popups.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on October 29, 2013, 02:22:47 PM

Granted, nobody sees them because they all use ad blockers.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on October 29, 2013, 03:29:15 PM

Granted, but the monkey ignores you and escapes through the window in search of golden bananas

I wish I could find the perfect pillow

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 29, 2013, 05:27:18 PM

granted, it bursts all over the place when you lie down on it.

i wish i had a car named Katja.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on October 30, 2013, 09:24:24 AM

Granted, but it's not a car, it's a snail.

I wish for...

Spoiler: Show

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 01, 2013, 02:42:59 PM

granted, your lame joke backfires on you and you stay that age forever. ENJOY NEVER BEING ABLE TO DRIVE, VOTE, DRINK, SMOKE, OR MAKE THE SEXY TIEMS, BOY

i wish this thread was like it was when it started, where people posted and actually put some thought in it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on November 02, 2013, 09:45:01 AM

Granted, but they're all about evolution.

I wish to be a Moderator on 4Chan.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 02, 2013, 06:39:22 PM

granted, you get trolled in every way, every day, on every site you go to.

i wish i had a genderflipped clone.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on November 02, 2013, 09:52:20 PM

Granted. He steals your favorite dress and makes a run for it

I wish I had a starship

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 03, 2013, 01:26:06 AM

granted. it's the great space coaster and you get lost on it like peter griffin.

i wish they had a device you could use to zap your teeth clean in all of 3 seconds.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: SoldierSpence on January 20, 2014, 07:17:24 AM

Granted, but now it chips off most of your teeth and breaks three in the process. Have fun at the dentist's office.

I wish people were not reckless when driving.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 20, 2014, 11:36:49 AM

Granted. Now they're reckless in everything else

I wish I had more tea

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 20, 2014, 03:38:54 PM

granted: it's garbage tea. like, literally tea made of garbage.

I wish that no matter where I was, I always had the ideal snack.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: DustiiWolf on January 20, 2014, 05:10:10 PM

Granted, but it's the ideal snack for a cat. Have fun with that mouse!

I wish Microsoft would hire Johnny Ives for a new Design team.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 20, 2014, 05:50:20 PM

granted, but by some coincidence it's Johnny Ives from Decatur, IL. so all their new designs suck.

I wish Seinfeld would revive for a season.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 21, 2014, 01:21:14 AM

Granted, but it has an alternative cast.

I wish this topic would die.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Wish upon a fallen star
Post by: DustiiWolf on January 21, 2014, 02:12:35 AM

Quote from: LeaflameSD on January 21, 2014, 01:21:14 AM
Granted, but it has an alternative cast.

I wish this topic would die.

Granted! But another topic with a similar title picks up where this one left off!

I wish you all liked Windows 8*

*DISCLAIMER: I mean no harm with this wish nor mean it seriously. No offense is intended.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 21, 2014, 05:06:14 AM

Granted! But MICROSOFT DOESN'T, and it now has a predicted lifetime of 9 months - with no long-term support - while they churn out their next OS at absolute maximum speed.

I wish for BLANDA UPP.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2014, 09:34:40 AM

Granted, but none of the girls want anything to do with you, so you have to BLANDA UPP alone. thus, to fulfill this requirement, you become a chimera.

I wish I had all the powers of the Pork Wizard. (http://www.gaiaonline.com/newsroom/?manga_id=171)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on January 21, 2014, 01:31:59 PM

Granted, but they instead give you the powers of Wizpig (http://www.mariowiki.com/Wizpig) by misunderstanding -w-;;

I wish I had a PO Box again

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2014, 01:45:10 PM

granted, but you have to share it with a porn company.

I wish I had unlimited supplies of silk brocade.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on May 05, 2014, 08:08:26 AM

Granted, it's all invisible. I wish I had a plane ticket to Arizona

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 05, 2014, 08:50:20 AM

Granted, but the plane is missing its wings; leaving it to have to drive down the highway very slowly as a bizarre-looking bus

I wish I had a cup of coffee

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on May 05, 2014, 09:34:20 AM

Alright then, but just so you know, it will never fucking cool down.

I wish I could wear it better.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on May 07, 2014, 06:59:50 AM

Too bad 'it' is a chastity belt
I wish there was a way that my dreams could come true.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Pitkin on May 07, 2014, 07:12:58 AM

Granted, your nightmares are now all realised and an integral part of your everyday life.

I wish I were truly and utterly miserable.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 07, 2014, 10:10:14 AM

Granted, but a bunny appears

I wish I had a pet dragon

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: winduko on May 08, 2014, 08:23:08 AM

Granted, but you get arrested for having an illegal pet.

I wish OS-tans were real.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 08, 2014, 08:38:06 AM

Granted, but they all speak Klingon; so you have no idea what they're saying

I wish I had a taco

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 10, 2014, 01:18:03 PM

granted. it's very large and starts following you around, beating the shit out of you wherever you go.

i wish the forum would SLOOOOOOWWWW DOOOOOOOWN.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on May 10, 2014, 01:25:49 PM

Granted. New posts occur once every year

I wish I was like Pyro

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 10, 2014, 02:07:37 PM

granted. everything you touch turns to fire, including cereal. enjoy your new life as a sim.

i wish i could, in effect, divorce a chunk of my brain and place it in a persocom, so that the persocom may write my ideas day and night, meaning i'd never run out of time to write them.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on June 26, 2014, 10:40:08 PM

Granted. Due to bandwidth issues, you only get one page of output every 2 months.

I wish there were more OS-tans

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 27, 2014, 09:15:14 PM

(eh.......still worth it.)

Granted, but the quality dips with the demand, meaning they're all just shitty-drawn recolours of the same -tan.

i wish i could wave my hand over my screen (in the manner of a theramin) and create the art i want.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on June 28, 2014, 10:25:03 AM

Granted. Due to your inability to properly control your thoughts, the resulting artwork consistantly alternates between psychadellic and nsfw.

I wish my ship would go faster in eve online.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 28, 2014, 02:01:02 PM

sweet!

granted, but every time you accelerate it crashes the game.

i wish i could stream anime from my external onto the back of my eyelids.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on June 28, 2014, 03:29:03 PM

Granted, but you can only watch Scan2Go.

I wish I had boob implants.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on June 28, 2014, 07:04:07 PM

Granted. They develop leaks, causing intense pain and discomfort. Eventually the leaks make the shape of the chest become lopsided, and you have to get them removed before they cause an infection.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 29, 2014, 06:29:53 AM

Granted. For 2 whole months, you are the proud owner of a big swanky motorcycle, going fast every day!
Then the inevitable happens and all your intact organs are donated to some cancer patient or whatever.

I wish I had a built-in USB drive...in my MOUTH.
(warning: this may actually happen at some point)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 29, 2014, 01:08:47 PM

granted, but given the lack of funding/means, you do the surgery yourself, and it gradually becomes infected. before you can remove it, however, to save what's left of your now-rotted face, the wiring becomes loose from the shifting tissue and you are electrocuted. the close proximity to the brain makes sure the process is quick.

i wish i had an unlimited supply of simple woven-reed sandals. (turns out, even Chinatown doesn't have them.)

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on June 29, 2014, 06:32:59 PM

Granted. Your sidewalk gets repaved to be flaming coals. Every time you leave your house, your sandals very quickly catch fire from walking on embers.

I wish I knew how to plan a wedding.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 30, 2014, 09:58:42 AM

JOKE'S ON YOU, WINDHAM DOESN'T HAVE SIDEWALKS

granted, but the bride is super-flighty and changes everything on a daily basis. after 6 months of stress and going WAY over budget, you end up with a tacky, plastic wedding in a drive-thru chapel, with a 70's halloween-themed reception at the local Red Roof Inn.

i wish my art was good enough for me to make commission money.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on July 26, 2014, 11:27:36 AM

Granted. You quickly get requests to make rather disturbing nsfw content.

I wish I had a remote control that could change the weather.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2014, 03:51:59 PM

(you think i mind? TROLOLOLOL)

granted, but during the first rainfall it sees it short-circuits and suddenly everything is set to EXTREME.

i wish i could beam stuff onto any screen i wanted, at command (like screen sharing, but with my computer, mind, eyes, etc).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on July 26, 2014, 04:11:10 PM

Granted. But you can't control it very well, and every image to come to mind is projected onto every usable screen in a 10 meter radius. The consequences of this for your personal life could be disastrous...

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2014, 06:11:08 PM

granted, it's fake.

i wish i could imbue life into anything i wished.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on July 30, 2014, 09:44:20 PM

Granted. But it dies again minutes later, and soon begins to decay after becoming organic.

I wish I had a bigger computer.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 01, 2014, 12:11:06 PM

(it was more spark of life, as in fantasia, but sure, why not.)

granted. you get this one. (http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/08/30/china-menaced-by-exploding-monitor/)

i wish i had the job as a phone psychic.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 01, 2014, 05:04:10 PM

Granted, but you end up receiving calls from angry customers for TracFone; because your phone number is one digit different from their customer service line

I wish I could snuggle with a clone of myself

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 01, 2014, 09:40:37 PM

(eh.....i'm still willing to put up with that.)

Granted, but it's an imperfect clone who develops a disorder akin to schizophrenia. eventually it snaps and kills you.

i wish i could conjure up a plushie of any character i wanted.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: sks963 on August 09, 2014, 12:53:43 PM

Granted，but all of those plushies are defective products。

I wish i could get a moe girlfriend，no cross-dressing！

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 09, 2014, 02:21:47 PM

Granted. She speaks only in Klingon; making it hard to carry on a conversation with her

I wish I was a wizard

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Pitkin on August 10, 2014, 04:13:01 AM

Granted, you're now an obsolete setup wizard. Of a particularly useless software.

I wish we could adopt more rabbits.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: sks963 on August 10, 2014, 10:10:55 AM

Granted,but sadly ,the rabbits ruin some framing field so that a rapid of farmer Demonstrations is held.
I wish i could acquire C#

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 10, 2014, 11:56:19 AM

granted, but it fails to compile.

i wish i could steal the soul of anyone i wanted (fictional or not) and place it in a container (human, plush, object, etc).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 10, 2014, 12:22:26 PM

Granted, but you can only do it once every year, and it has a 60% chance of failure

I wish I had a cute plushie of 2k-tan

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 11, 2014, 09:54:27 AM

granted, but it's 2k USA. (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/displayimage.php?pid=1117)

i wish i could summon endless kittens at my will.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: sks963 on August 11, 2014, 12:56:42 PM

Granted，but the kittens are alien aggressor.
I wish i could get a trip to across the Mainland

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 11, 2014, 02:28:51 PM

granted, but it's on roller skates.

i wish my college debts were gone.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on August 12, 2014, 07:30:46 AM

Granted, everything you learned is gone too.

I wish that for just once, everything would go as I planned

Edit: @Choco: who is to say that wasn't my plan?

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 12, 2014, 10:21:18 AM

granted. and the universe explodes.

i wish i could skadoo into tv shows a la blue's clues.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 12, 2014, 12:28:56 PM

Granted. You end up in a season 13+ episode of SVU

I wish I could shoot fireballs out of my hands, ala Goku

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: sks963 on August 12, 2014, 02:36:47 PM

Granted,but they are just illusion burning nothing.
I wish i could know others are thinking what

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: winduko on August 12, 2014, 05:23:35 PM

Granted, but others can also read your mind.

I wish I could stop procrastinating on damn near EVERYTHING.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 12, 2014, 05:49:07 PM

granted, and you end up getting things done.....really, REALLY poorly.

i wish i could talk to objects (and they'd talk back).

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Exa on August 25, 2014, 12:34:53 PM

Granted, but they would keep talking to you, even while you are trying to sleep.

I wish I would need only a low amount of sleep to keep myself away from being tired.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 25, 2014, 03:29:33 PM

granted, but it comes with horrible night terrors, so you have a 50/50 chance of not being able to sleep at all per night (and the nights you can, it's sorta shit).

i wish we could plug our brains into the computer, and debug them with software.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: CaptBrenden on September 12, 2014, 06:39:36 AM

granted but you now need to pay a 49.99 a month subscription fee to the debug program of your choosing for life or go insane

I wish I had a Flemish Giant Rabbit as a pet.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 12, 2014, 08:49:24 PM

granted, but it has been crossbred with a Monty Python rabbit. happy trails dealing with that host of flesh-devouring behavioural issues.

i wish my computer would stop telling me to correct my spelling for using queen's english.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 14, 2015, 02:16:14 PM

Granted: now it automatically translates everything to Spanglish

I wish for World Pez

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 15, 2015, 11:59:57 AM

Granted. The World is now a Giant Pez Dispenser.

I wish my credit was better. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 15, 2015, 12:45:04 PM

Granted; you're listed at the very end of the "Special Thanks" section of the credits to Disgaea -w-;

I wish I had a life-size replica of the Buster Sword from FF7

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 15, 2015, 06:08:48 PM

granted. enjoy your piece of cardboard ripped off a Cloud standee.

i wish Katja was self-repairing. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 15, 2015, 07:19:03 PM

Granted: it will run on GladOS and use Skynet as a telecom provider...

I wish for a decent rainbow brite reboot

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 16, 2015, 06:51:26 PM

(my car runs on GlaDOS? dunno if that's scary or cool....)

Granted. But it comes in late and overbudget, and barely sees any release. Good luck finding a torrent.

I wish I could feasibly live as a squatter in one of the vacant houses in the area. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 17, 2015, 03:09:22 AM

( yup... Uses GladOS as onboard OS... Best wishes trying to survive the experience)

Granted you are not the only one who is there...

I wish I could have my dream talking dog.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 18, 2015, 10:22:59 AM

granted. it speaks a language you don't understand.

i wish i WASN'T SUCH AN IDIOOOOT

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: DustiiWolf on August 19, 2015, 12:57:34 AM

Granted. You now know all and are responsible for solving the problems of the entirety of existence and everything that lies within.

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted. c:

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 19, 2015, 10:22:54 AM

Granted. You're given exactly what you asked for---nothing.

I wish i had a trailer. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 19, 2015, 10:40:23 AM

Granted. You get my dad's trailer; it's only good for hauling a car around

I wish I knew what the fox said

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on August 19, 2015, 12:11:00 PM

Granted. The fox says

Spoiler: Show

I wish I could marry pizza.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 19, 2015, 04:58:53 PM

Granted, but we have no idea where PizzaDrill is, so good luck finding your new Waifu.

i wish i could give any room TARDIS-like capabilities in that it could store more stuff than it looks like it could. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: DustiiWolf on August 19, 2015, 06:47:59 PM

Granted, but you break the laws of physics, causing a rip in the fabric of time and space. Life ceases to exist. (But damn, look at that closet space)

I wish I was happy.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 19, 2015, 09:51:35 PM

Granted. The results are...not what you expected. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg)

I wish i had a better sense of what my future finances were like so i could sit down and plan things out.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 19, 2015, 10:08:50 PM

Granted, but your plans go out the window with you developing a heroine addiction (As in, you buy up the entire manga series of Sailor Moon in every language it's available in; from Japanese to Klingon)

I wish Knuckles was playable in Smash Bros.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 20, 2015, 09:40:19 PM

Granted, but it's a poorly crammed in mod, so every time you try, the game crashes.

I wish the library had a bigger budget. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: DustiiWolf on August 20, 2015, 09:52:25 PM

Granted. They now charge $6.99/book to check out, and if you subscribe to their "readers delight" tier for only $8.99/mo. books jump down to $1.99/book. As an introductory offer to new subscribers, every visit includes 50% off any coffee beverage at the new in-library Starbucks.

I wish (post-Ballmer) Microsoft knew how to design a mobile OS better.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 20, 2015, 10:00:37 PM

Granted. They port Pen Windows 3.1 to all Windows Phone devices

I wish senpai would notice me
Insert stereotypical anime schoolgirl here

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 20, 2015, 11:17:52 PM

Granted. sadly, every time he sees you you have some defect (food in teeth, acne etc...)

I wish BBC would do a Doctor Who the movie with Every Single Doctor (Including stand ins for the Dearly departed), be able to see it free whenever I want and in a Language I can understand...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 21, 2015, 12:02:56 PM

granted; they've begun ripping everything off from Apple.

i wish i could genetically enhance my digestive system to be less sensitive.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 21, 2015, 09:00:28 PM

granted... the enhancement is complete... nice to meet you choco-Dalek

I wish They thought more before doing a reboot of classic animation/series

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on August 22, 2015, 02:40:27 AM

Granted but they're full of animation inconsistencies and paradoxes.

I wish air boards existed (like the ones in sonic riders)
Melon
Indy
Egg smart

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 22, 2015, 11:04:10 AM

granted, but they're insanely expensive, only run on processed hydrogen, and have an erratic, herky-jerky way of flying half of the time. be careful if they stall!

i wish i knew the recipe for homemade gas. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on August 22, 2015, 11:36:59 AM

Granted. You have to modify your car to run on it, though

I wish I could run longer without running out of breath

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 22, 2015, 03:17:15 PM

granted, you now have literal iron lungs and can no longer swim.

i wish we could feasibly live in an abandoned shack.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 22, 2015, 04:14:15 PM

Granted... it becomes the new fad and the housing expenses become 100 times more than regular houses

I wish for a Mr Horse Pillow

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 22, 2015, 09:16:24 PM

(sweet, then i can get a regular house!)

granted.

i wish i could afford to see a dentist.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 22, 2015, 10:50:09 PM

Granted... you get to see the state appointed Dentist I'm forced to bear with...

I wish choco could afford 2 dentists...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on August 23, 2015, 07:23:23 AM

granted, but they're both plotting to kill her using a dagger sharpened by old teeth

i wish i could make up a good wish

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 23, 2015, 09:57:42 AM

granted, you wish for a complicated world domination plan that, after many painful, exahusting years succeeds, but not before plunging half the world into nuclear winter and the other half into scorching desert. the only safe place is your base at the south pole. enjoy what little time you have.

i wish cavities healed themselves.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 23, 2015, 10:18:03 PM

granted: not only they self heal, but the whole body becomes that of slenderpony...

I wish Choco's teeth didn't hurt...

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 23, 2015, 11:25:20 PM

granted. now yours hurt.

i wish i could get enough hours and pay per week to make over $100.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 24, 2015, 02:01:09 AM

Granted.... The price of living in your community increases by 10000%

I wish I can install my phone virtual keyboard on my tablet

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on August 24, 2015, 03:18:17 AM

Granted, but the app FCs when it tries to start.

I wish I wasn't in foster care.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 24, 2015, 09:20:23 AM

granted. your dad is.

i wish i could pluck out blemishes/zits/scabs like berries and throw them away, leaving things smooth underneath.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on September 13, 2015, 12:29:02 PM

granted, they are now the only thing you can eat. As such your only line of work is a dermatologist
I wish I owned my own house

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 14, 2015, 11:33:20 PM

granted, but it's in a colder region, and the frame has sustained extensive water damage from faulty, poorly-insulated pipes over a period of years. if the pipes go through one more average winter they'll burst, and the house is close to being condemned from wood rot. as such, the ground floor has begun to sink into the basement. good luck in the death trap.

i wish i had my car back.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 15, 2015, 12:11:31 AM

Granted, but it now has the engine from my old Dart under the hood. Enjoy burning half a tank of gas just getting the bastard to start up and stay running

I wish there was a crossover between Rick & Morty and The Brak Show

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 15, 2015, 12:33:53 PM

Granted. It's the first original content by 4Kids Entertainment.

(also, since they spent all their money getting Eric Stuart to do all the voices, the animation budget is this (http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01442.gif). :0 )

i wish Mr. Meeseeks could help me clean.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 22, 2015, 02:58:33 PM

Granted. He uses his tongue to do it, and you are so weirded out you have to bleach everything he touches.

I wish it was illegal to put christmas music on before thanksgiving.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 23, 2015, 10:13:43 PM

granted. all music is now seasonally-approved, meaning you either need a license to play any song outside of its season or risk being locked up. the US national Anthem is now only allowed during the month of July.

i wish it were possible to, on humans, snap out damaged parts and replace them with new ones the way it is with certain machines. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on November 25, 2015, 11:39:54 PM

Granted, the connectors for said parts are faulty so within 2-5 years everything has been replaced two times over.

I wish indecisive people were able to process what they want and why they want it faster.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 26, 2015, 09:32:04 PM

granted, but the mental strain of doing so shortens their lifespan. as such, two races of humans eventually develop.

i wish that, like in South Korean subways, i could just take pictures of the products i wanted, have them charged to my bank account, and when i wake up/get home they're on my doorstep. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Simonorged on November 27, 2015, 03:34:55 AM

Granted, its a 100% inevitability that one of them will be a bomb.

I wish for all the bacon

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Goujer on November 27, 2015, 11:48:47 AM

Granted but it's all the turkey bacon.

I wish for better dorm food.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on November 27, 2015, 02:13:00 PM

Granted; it's now supplied exclusively by Church's Chicken
(ick)

I wish I was a squid kid

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 27, 2015, 10:33:08 PM

granted, but rather than combining in a Splatoon form, you are now a merman with a squid head and human legs.

i wish that, like Alphys in Undertale, i could concentrate 'Determination', and then proceed to inject myself with it.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 28, 2015, 11:19:51 PM

Granted. But it goes horribly wrong and you turn into a monsterous mutant flower. Shortly before I bring home a new weedwacker to try and clean up the garden.

I wish good artists were still on deviantart- they've all migrated to patreon or pixiv.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 03, 2015, 10:51:34 PM

granted. they all do Modernist Abstract (such as this (https://designergirlee.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/de-stijl-decorative-art-painting.jpg)) in reeeeally ugly colours.

i wish this building was bigger on the inside, with plumbing.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on December 13, 2015, 09:01:53 PM

Granted. ALL of the pipes are leaky and ruin everything you put near them.

I wish my car could go mach 1 without losing control.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: LeaflameSD on December 14, 2015, 01:44:09 AM

cool, but you warp to 1666 as soon as you hit mach speed

i (unironically) wish my waifu was real and loved me

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on December 14, 2015, 09:40:49 AM

Granted; she's gone full yandere, so she'll kill anyone else that gets close to you

I wish I had the materials to make a pillow fort

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Goujer on December 14, 2015, 09:54:26 AM

Granted but all the materials are made from the itchiest wool.

I wish for hot pepper plants that grow well indoors.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 15, 2015, 05:23:35 PM

granted. they're so hot they spontaneously combust.

i wish for better-quality internet here. :0

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Hālian on March 26, 2019, 12:53:39 AM

Granted, but you move out before it becomes available.

I wish for gainful, full-time employment.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2022, 01:54:02 PM

granted. it comes with bonuses and benefits, including a free apartment, with utilities included. it's teaching English and US culture to North Korean agents. hope you like barley.

i wish for a mint-condition 1996 Buick Century.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Nichi on September 08, 2022, 07:08:18 PM

Granted, but it's in the ugliest shade of pink you've ever seen.

I wish I had an occasion to wear a fancy dress

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2022, 09:02:09 PM

granted. you are now a baby in a christening gown, about to be baptized catholic.

i wish i could go back in time and punch Hitler in the face.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Hālian on September 11, 2022, 12:04:25 AM

Granted, but it's at the perfect time to cause the worst possible result to World War II.

I wish I could live in the Pokémon world.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 12, 2022, 06:37:47 PM

granted, but they're all feral and uncatchable. the majority of humanity is devoted to defending against the beasts.

i wish i could make any snack or drink i want appear.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Hālian on September 12, 2022, 08:39:01 PM

Granted, but they're never for you.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 13, 2022, 11:07:28 PM

Quote from: Hālian on September 12, 2022, 08:39:01 PMGranted, but they're never for you.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

granted. you name is now Rip Van Winkel.

i wish i could think in 3D.

Quote from: zwakbs3 on September 13, 2022, 08:44:25 AMwhat are the mods doing?

please save posts unrelated to game topics for non-game threads, okay? there are better threads to post that in.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Hālian on November 09, 2023, 04:09:52 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on September 13, 2022, 11:07:28 PMgranted. you name is now Rip Van Winkel.

i wish i could think in 3D.

Granted; the world is now 2D.

I wish I wasn't broke.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Goujer on November 11, 2023, 09:28:57 AM

Quote from: Hālian on November 09, 2023, 04:09:52 PMGranted; the world is now 2D.

I wish I wasn't broke.

Granted, but the apocalypse happens and money is useless.

I wish I was a real goblin girl.

Title: Re: Forum Games: Break a Wish
Post by: Hālian on November 11, 2023, 09:02:13 PM

Granted, but nobody recognizes you as sapient.

I wish for more wishes.

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