OS-tan Collections

Lounge => General Chat => Topic started by: Laevatein on February 25, 2007, 09:50:25 PM

Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Laevatein on February 25, 2007, 09:50:25 PM
The Worst Names (of this and last) Century (http://www.llij.net/names.html#The%20WORST)

;013

I dunno what kind of parents name them those...especially the last name at the very bottom...
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 25, 2007, 10:25:34 PM
what kind of names are those  :/
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: dijiko on March 16, 2007, 07:10:29 PM
Lol, Terry Twocock!
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NewYinzer on March 16, 2007, 07:13:35 PM
I have a friend who knows someone named Anita Hymen.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: dephy on March 18, 2007, 04:07:27 PM
Having the initials V.D. wouldnt help anyone either
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Gummster on March 27, 2007, 01:53:20 PM
Horrible, horrible, evil parents. But it is funny...
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 27, 2007, 10:32:01 PM
Join the military, youll meet some of these people.. cus if you have a fucked up name, you tend to join the military so the guys can make fun of you for it.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Bluesummers on April 02, 2007, 12:41:39 AM
I would never join the army unless I had a nice common name like Johnson.


No, wait...
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: CaptBrenden on April 02, 2007, 12:51:24 AM
like my platoon sergeant john smith o_o or a guy i went to boot camp with, steve bill
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Hahni on April 02, 2007, 04:52:21 PM
some people are to be pittied and truely i would, if it wasn't so amusing to make fun of them

honestly some people truely are marked with such names :/

crazy enough that bureaucracy allows such names -.-
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Raymond_dunes on July 04, 2007, 04:05:53 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

QuoteDr. Xenon Xenophou

RulezZZZZZ

and....

QuoteJust Jim James
its very funny .....

How is you name ..... .....and ask .... Just Jimm :D:D:D:D
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Icelilly on July 04, 2007, 10:27:32 AM
I really pity some of these people. And I thought my name was bad... O_O;
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Aurora Borealis on July 05, 2007, 10:06:43 AM
Am I seriously messed up if I really like that worst name at the very bottom?

This name is not on the list, but any of you heard of Urhines Icy-Eight Special K?
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Icelilly on July 05, 2007, 10:12:30 AM
Quote from: "Aurora Borealis"This name is not on the list, but any of you heard of Urhines Icy-Eight Special K?
O_______O;
No...
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Gummster on July 05, 2007, 05:24:18 PM
There is no way that someone was christened with that name. There's an agency that prevents those sorts of things from happening you know.
In many countries at least.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: homemovies on July 08, 2007, 11:59:27 PM
hehehe hahhaha huhuhuh oooooooo man
srry but they are so funny.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: windowsgirl on November 10, 2007, 07:34:51 PM
lol HAHAHAHAHAHA they r so funny
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: davedson111 on December 02, 2007, 04:47:48 AM
I wonder why someone would torture their child like that.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on February 20, 2008, 08:34:14 AM
Here's another one there was a mister Kiekindevechte around here...
translates into Looks in the Vecht (the Vecht is a local river)...
Pretty crappy name as well, especially if you're aquaphobic
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: windowsgirl on April 13, 2008, 09:44:59 PM
LOL Just Jim James
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2008, 07:04:50 AM
Well at least JustJim can go through life calling himself Jay-Jay...
Title: Nothing weird
Post by: mbison on August 03, 2009, 05:13:33 AM
Well, recently here was a report about strange and common names in my country and this is the longest name registered:

Brhadaranyakopanishadvivekachudamani Erreh Muñoz

It means something like 'man turns into what he does'

I think that his parents really hated this guy.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 03, 2009, 12:37:13 PM
a set of parents in italy tried to name their kid "venerdi", which is italian for "friday. :\


then there was the little girl whose parents named her "tulula does the hula from hawaii".

and the guy in england who changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.
his grandma's so upset she's not speaking to him. xD

and people used to name their kids "gaylord. xD
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Aurora Borealis on August 03, 2009, 12:50:17 PM
I know about Tulula Does the Hula From Hawaii! I heard she got her name legally changed!

"Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined" ... WTF?! I wonder if people just call him Captain or if he wants them to call him by his full name!

A year or two ago, a couple in China named or tried to name their kid @.

There have also been kids born in the past couple years named ESPN. After the sports channel!
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 03, 2009, 01:49:40 PM
oh yeah, i remember that chinese kid. the governmet was mad... xD

people call him "capitan fantastic".

yeah, tulula had her named changed. but can you blame her?

if i have a son, i should make his middle name "venerdi".  xD i think it's a nice name.

espn...? really?
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 04:33:07 PM
If i were to call my kid by some brand i use alot, i'd have to call him/her ASUS or Western Digital.... Or heineken, LOL
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Aurora Borealis on August 18, 2009, 05:38:07 PM
And how about THESE for names? (http://oddee.com/item_92594.aspx)
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 05:59:44 PM
Just...lawl'd.


For the record, an acquaintance of my family got a daughter, upon being asked what he thought the baby should be named, their 5-year old son proposed "Windows 98 Joystick"...

In the end, she was named something normal and boring, but since WE got ear to it, the story's been going around ^^
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 06:10:30 PM
O...M...G...

Well there is also some kid of a movie star couple in hollywood that goes by the name of "Audio Science" ...
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 06:27:51 PM
I think I know what she WON'T be taking as a major in highschool ^^
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Aurora Borealis on August 18, 2009, 06:40:13 PM
In the article I linked to, the first two names had me going "WTF?!", I confess that the 5th one made me chuckle and the 10th one made me facepalm.

Seriously. Selling your name to get paid to change your name to that of a website or business? That's just desperate, and kinda scary. It reminds me of "Idiocracy", in which everyone in the 26th century is named after a food brand name or such.

Quote
For the record, an acquaintance of my family got a daughter, upon being asked what he thought the baby should be named, their 5-year old son proposed "Windows 98 Joystick"...
;088 ;088 ;088

Quote
In the end, she was named something normal and boring, but since WE got ear to it, the story's been going around ^^

Yeah! Don't let them live it down! Something like that is just too funny to forget! :D

Too bad about the normal name though.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 06:42:33 PM
Yeah, well, WE won't forget...and the 'net certainly isn't going to, either >:3
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 06:44:33 PM
Anonymous remembers looooooooong time... ;006
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 06:50:49 PM
As long a time as Longcat is looooooooooooong...
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Aurora Borealis on August 18, 2009, 06:53:18 PM
And on top of that, Anonymous is legion, with many people to spread the lulz around!
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 06:53:57 PM
And we have a new terrible name for our kiddies..... Anonymous...
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 06:54:33 PM
That's not terrible, that's just the new millennium's John Doe.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Aurora Borealis on August 18, 2009, 06:55:13 PM
It'd be terrible because actually being named 'Anonymous' defeats the purpose of being Anonymous!
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 06:59:04 PM
Quote- State your name, please.
- I am Anonymous.
- BLATANT CENSORING please.
- No srsly, I am Anonymous! Anonymous James Johnson, it's my name!
- WTFLOL
Something like that, huh...
-.-;
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Aurora Borealis on August 18, 2009, 07:03:25 PM
I had to edit your post, Nejin. You've been warned not to use THOSE kind of words.

Aside from that, your scenario accurately illustrates the danger of being named Anonymous!
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 07:09:23 PM
While we're at it...

The Statistical Central Bureau of Sweden has this wonderful Name Search tool, with indexing on the entire populace. <3
http://www.scb.se/Pages/NameSearch____259432.aspx

Let's play with it a bit, and see what comes up.

No matches for Anonym or Anonymous, sadly, but well, that's to expect. HUNT ON ~
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 07:09:55 PM
Heh, LOL... see it's a nice name ;006
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 07:11:39 PM
OH! Goldmine. Lists of the names of all newborn females (http://www.scb.se/Pages/TableAndChart____31028.aspx) and males (http://www.scb.se/Pages/TableAndChart____31036.aspx) between '98 and '08. GO GET

Added after 29 seconds:

Apparently there's 1 woman named Lol. Oh, lol!
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 07:13:07 PM
imma gonna name me kid "OMG"
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 07:15:19 PM
Although the meaning's different, there are 24 people with the surname Fag.

No comments needed.

Added after 58 seconds:

And in addition to that, 1 poor guy who has Bög (slang for homo) as his first name. That's just scary.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 07:15:55 PM
that really sucks...
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 07:18:05 PM
6 people with the surname Konstig, means Weird...

Added after 1 minutes:

And WHAT will the 20 people with the surname "Villig", which means Willing, tell the judge at the rape trial?
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 07:18:15 PM
well, i remembered, a Dutch radio DJ is named Koen, wich is Afghan for ass.... That's a shame, because his station also hosts Uruzgan FM... :D
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 07:21:48 PM
4 women and 12 men named Neon, 2 guys named Argon and 25 people with the surname Radon. Hey, complete my periodic table already, damnit!

Added after 1 minutes:

2 guys named Syre (swe for oxygen), keep fighting!

Added after 30 seconds:

2 guys named Kol (carbon), too little!
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 07:23:28 PM
Some people just don't take names seriously... ^_^
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Aurora Borealis on August 18, 2009, 07:25:14 PM
Carbon and Oxygen... There's a really bad joke I could make at the moment...

You just need to find some people with the last names of Radon or Xenon and Helium and you'll have the Noble Gases column complete!

EDIT: I meant Krypton and not Radon! AAAAAAAUGH!
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 07:42:09 PM
I found Radon already, you're thinking of Krypton.


Which is odd, considering the superman reference.

Added after 28 seconds:

Also, 1 guy named Xenon. Now that's pretty badass.

Added after 1 minutes:

And some idiot named Alkis, which means alcohol addict...

Added after 1 minutes:

And 2 idiots named Mutta, which means <insert word for the female sexual reproductive organ of your choice here>

Added after 1 minutes:

And 24 people with the surname Akne...you can guess the meaning of that.

"nice pimples, Akne!"

Added after 20 seconds:

And 1 guy named Pimp...i mean, seriously.

Added after 36 seconds:

And 1 woman whose name is Satan.

Oh lol.

Added after 33 seconds:

And a woman whose name is Mister...


...awkward. >_>

Added after 3 minutes:

And who the hell is stupid enough to name their child Klaus-Dieter? (apparently it has been done 57 times)

Added after 2 minutes:

And lastly, 2 poor boys named Kaktus (cactus). WHY, PARENTS, WHY!?


Now then, good night.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 18, 2009, 11:21:20 PM
i'm gonna name my kid milo if he's a boy. i love that name.

of course, just to piss off my friends donovan and dan, if i have 2 sons, their middle names will be donovan and daniel. xD

*fail* can't get english to swedish translatior to work. srry.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 19, 2009, 04:47:42 AM
Naah, i'm gonna stick with Otawakkawakkabillalullaweh...
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 19, 2009, 05:26:08 AM
Now that's just plain nonsensical.
Like the numbers of people who named their children Aragorn.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 19, 2009, 06:51:52 AM
OMG...
Fandom much? ^_^
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 19, 2009, 02:40:07 PM
You don't say. LOTR frenzy has hit this country hard.

Here are your stats:
Faramir - 5 men
Boromir - 1 man
Samwise - 3 men
Merry - 1 man, 40 women
Meriadoc - 2 men
Aragorn - 43 men
Gandalf - 25 men
Legolas - 44 men
Gimli - 13 men
Frodo - 22 men
Pippin - 1 man
Peregrin - 3 men
Éowyn - 34+17 women (second number are those who got that accent right)
Éomer - 1+2 men
Theoden - 3+2 men
Arwen - 125 women
Galadriel - 36 women
Elrond - 5 men
Sauron - 6 men

Pretty much the only major characters we're missing are Celeborn (Galadriel's hubby) and Saruman.
Srsly, wtf.

Next up is star wars. >:3

Added after 22 seconds:

Or wait, that's just gonna be plain boring, isn't it -.-

Added after 20 seconds:

Except for the 5 Obi-wan's...

Added after 2 minutes:

And the 21 guys and 4 women who didn't realize Skywalker is a SURNAME, you bloody idiots...

Added after 1 minutes:

The 30-ish Yoda's might have other reasons, but still...

Added after 5 minutes:

And 3 CHEWBACCA'S? WHAT THE FLYING DOGSHITS IN THE AIR IS THIS!?
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Aurora Borealis on August 19, 2009, 03:11:08 PM
;088

That is absolutely hilarious, and disturbing at the same time!

But the 3 people named Chewbacca?! WTF?! I'm totally baffled by this. Why? Of all the Star Wars character names, why did some people have to pick Chewbacca for their kids?!
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Smokey on August 19, 2009, 04:40:35 PM
yeah, pick Han... :P
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 19, 2009, 06:44:19 PM
Even worse would be the fans so decripitly addicted they rename themselves...to CHEWBACCA!?

What does it take to do that, a deathwish?
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 20, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
a very nice store owner i used to know named her son anakin.
and one of my friends has met a person who named their son sephiroth.

i think i'll stick with milo or charlotte....
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: d4m4s74 on December 15, 2009, 08:23:20 AM
Pen Jillette's doughter
Moxy CrimeFighter Jilette.

He says he chose it because he thinks "second names are useless" but that doesn't explain the moxy part.
Damn, it sounds like Inspector Gadget's lesbian niece who secretly wants sex with penny
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 16, 2009, 08:10:57 PM
hawt. i like it. >:3

lesee

Ima Hogg. everyone remembers her, the daughter of a Texas Governor.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 16, 2009, 11:47:28 PM
Most delicious pun ever -w-;


Aside from, perhaps, the act of writing "God" on a paper (which is absolutely hilarious).
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 20, 2009, 10:27:39 AM
god is just dog backwards.
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: TiiWii on January 11, 2010, 06:43:11 AM
iiwiit :O sounds like a bird lol
Title: The Worst Names List
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 11, 2010, 09:49:27 AM
my friend said wants to name his kid chewbacca. :\