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OS-tan discussions => OS-tan Fan-Fics, Comics and Fan-Stuff => Topic started by: EmiOfBrie on February 21, 2007, 01:47:00 AM

Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: EmiOfBrie on February 21, 2007, 01:47:00 AM
This song will be recorded tomorrow, by the way  :)


THE DEPENDABLE WOMAN'S SONG
(to the tune of "The Chemical Worker's Song" by Ron Angel)
Lyrics Ã,©2007 by Emi M. Briet


CHORUS
And it's go girls go
Defend with every breath
And some days when we're in this place we're two days nearer death
But you go

Well a processor have I and I'm telling you no lie
Got 2.7 gigaHertz but I just barely fly
There's porno all around me and a virus in my hair
There's a lousy smell, a beeping bell, and Master doesn't care

CHORUS

Well I work among my sisters and I fear the magic smoke
I've shuffled through the data that for ME makes her choke
XP fell deep inside a loop, got sick from an email spam
Tonight is rough, I've seen enough, it's time to clear the LAN

CHORUS

Make Money Fast with bonus opportunities galore
The hackers like their spyware but I'll stop them breeding more
And soon XP is online looking frazzled but alive
And ME's fine with help from 98 and 95

CHORUS

Well a processor have I and I'm telling you no lie
Got 2.7 gigaHertz and now just watch me fly
I know that I'm dependable through malware and through hacks
When a sister's down, I'll be around to thwart what may attack

CHORUS
And it's go girls go
Defend with every breath
And some days when we're in this place we're two days nearer death
And it's go girls go
Defend with every breath
And some days when we're in this place we're two days nearer death
But you go
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: NewYinzer on February 21, 2007, 08:06:15 PM
WOW! That must have taken some time. If we got someone to sing it, we could probably make and AMV...of sorts. C-Chan should really see this!
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: C-Chan on February 21, 2007, 09:07:13 PM
Um,... well that's a really cool adaptation of the lyrics, but I've never done AMVs before.  -v-'

Would be nice to throw in a brief mention of the Mac-tans in there, though, given that's their biggest competitor.  ^^
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 22, 2007, 05:08:41 AM
*shakes his head* its awsome as is.. ont listen to the pig.  dosent say a thing exep that it dosent mention macs.  how cruel
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: EmiOfBrie on February 22, 2007, 09:03:32 AM
Quote from: "NewYinzer"WOW! That must have taken some time. If we got someone to sing it, we could probably make and AMV...of sorts. C-Chan should really see this!

I *did* record it  :)
http://www.myspace.com/djparticlecom
I've allowed downloads on it (as I have no problem with 128K rips of my songs being shared), so if you want to AMV it, go right ahead  :)
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: C-Chan on February 22, 2007, 09:06:36 AM
Quote*shakes his head* its awsome as is.. ont listen to the pig. dosent say a thing exep that it dosent mention macs. how cruel

Yeah yeah, just reading what he wants to read again to divide and conquer.  -v-

I know all you're tricks so date, so go away.  Shoo! Scat!  Git!  -.-

QuoteI *did* record it  
http://www.myspace.com/djparticlecom
I've allowed downloads on it (as I have no problem with 128K rips of my songs being shared), so if you want to AMV it, go right ahead

Wow, now that's definitely commitment.  ^___^
I'm afraid where I'm typing from, I can't visit Myspace locations, but I will love to give ita listen next time I have.  ^v^

Don't listen to the evil, vile Captain -- Windows or not, I feel every attempt to contribute something to the OS-tan phenomenon should be greatly appreciated.

It prevents us from just idling by like tubeworms filtering whatever floats downstream from Japan.  -v-
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: C-Chan on February 24, 2007, 02:32:33 AM
I'm sorry for the hold-up,...
Got caught up in a bit of a collaborative project.  ^^'

In any case, Emi-san,... I did manage to listen to your song, not sure what to expect.  And the verdict is officially that I'm downright floored.  @v@

Granted, I don't know much about music composition, but that sounds to me like spot-on production value, sung with a clearly experienced voice (strong, clear and unwavering), as well as a very pleasing assortment of instruments.  'v'

If you don't mind, I also took the liberty to visit your djparticle.com website (sorry about your cat, btw...), and also felt beyond impressed by the presentation and be the overall feeling I get from your work that you're truly engaged in what you do.  ^.^

I won't restate a lot of what's said -- I leave that up to you to disclose as much about your trade as you want in this forum.  But I do hope to follow your work as close as I can.  ^v^

Oh, and I already saw the lyrics to "A GEEK LIKE ME" and am happy to note not just the Mac reference, but the Ubuntu one too!  ^__~

(Though now you've gotten me extra curious about "Windows Vista Sucks"... fufufu.... ^.^)
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: EmiOfBrie on February 24, 2007, 11:12:54 PM
Awwww  *^.^*  Thanks!
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 25, 2007, 05:56:04 PM
Am I blind, are the songs flash-files or both? I do not see where I can DL them.
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: EmiOfBrie on February 25, 2007, 05:59:19 PM
On the MySpace?  There are download links under the song titles

On my website, I have demo tracks available under "Demos", and then you click on the DDR-style song banners.
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 25, 2007, 06:03:30 PM
i do not see the song titles. Also, I think MySpace is horrible in terms of design...

Edit: it seems to be implemented with flash and/or Javascript. ...  ;273 Myspace!
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: EmiOfBrie on February 25, 2007, 06:29:35 PM
should still work on Linux though....works on my Ubuntu machine  O.o
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 25, 2007, 06:34:56 PM
There is no flashplayer for 64-bit Linux
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: C-Chan on February 25, 2007, 07:23:09 PM
Kami-Tux, you really should consider adopting another computer.  Seems that 64-bit one is causing some boggles.  ^^;

I adopted my Xubuntu machine virtually for free after a coworker tried to throw it away due to massive WinRot.  ^v^'

BTW, Emi-san, glad to have another member of the Ubuntu family on board.  ^.^
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 25, 2007, 07:26:56 PM
The only "bad" thing is not having Flash and I am not so eager to use commercial software and proprietary file formats anyways.
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: C-Chan on February 25, 2007, 07:46:18 PM
Well, I guess it can't be helped.... -v-'

But if you're ever on another computer (lab, cafe, friend or family), don't forget to check out Emi-san's song.  It's very cool and just your cup of tea.  ^__^
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 25, 2007, 08:00:58 PM
Can Emi-san maybe... like... send it to me as mp3/ogg/flac or a similarly available file-format?
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: EmiOfBrie on February 25, 2007, 08:13:48 PM
Quote from: "Kami-Tux"There is no flashplayer for 64-bit Linux

That explains it....  you'd think someone would have made one by now.   ;013
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 25, 2007, 08:14:59 PM
Give me the sourcecode and I'll port it to 64-bit-Linux :)
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: Xyanide on February 28, 2007, 05:47:39 AM
I love the lyrics, I just listened to it but I don't really like the acapella effect you have going. Would you mind If we colllabed and I remixed it?
I'd need the original vocals though.
Title: "The Dependable Woman's Song"
Post by: EmiOfBrie on March 01, 2007, 10:36:56 AM
Quote from: "Xyanide"I love the lyrics, I just listened to it but I don't really like the acapella effect you have going. Would you mind If we colllabed and I remixed it?
I'd need the original vocals though.

I PM'd you a link where to download my vocal track from.  Let me know if you get it ok  :)

Maybe I could see if I could get the remix released on the FuMP (www.thefump.com), if that's ok?  I know many of the artists who are members there.
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