Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2007, 02:25:19 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2007, 02:25:19 PM
Yosh! It's time to introduce a new forum game to this place!
This is, not really, but could be explained as, a more free version of the "What Could You Do If"-game, but as it isn't, it will be explained as this.
Poster A posts a stupid question. And yes, I mean seriously stupid. Also you are allowed to steal ideas and material, make up fake laws of physics, make up identities, Summon Bahamut, and everything from anywhere you like, as long as you make is non-sensible enough. Like for example,
What happens if you mix three liters of gasoline with fifty-seven and a half bottles of cola, drink half of it, pour a third of it out and turn the rest on fire?
Then Poster B answers with something EVEN STUPIDER, preferably made up of nothing but uncyclopedia-bad LIES and stupid assumptions in common, and finishes off with another question for continuance. Something like this maybe:
In accordance to Newton's seventy-third and somewhat disturbing law (If you do something that is more insane than writing fake laws of physics, absolutely anything can happen) , your stomach will do the limbo dance for exactly 0.242149 seconds and then explode. This will produce chain reactions within the gaso-cola and make the remains of three asploded chickens and half an oyster appear on your neighbor's doorstep.
If you however mix the gasoline with cola LIGHT, whatever container you use to mix them with asplode out of pure misery, become an evil spirit, eat your soul and THEN materialize on your neighbor's doorstep as a GIANT asploded three-headed chicken and a very talkative alien vacuum cleaner salesman.
In which unit is insanity measured?
And so on. Note that there sometimes can be rather dull questions: This craves that the answers are damn good. Just because it's a boring and uninspiring question doesn't mean you can't make a stupider answer to it, ya'know. The point is not to make any sense at all but rather to make everyone laugh crepes out their tonsils...or something...Now go away.
Question nambaa one!
How many kilograms of mistletoe does it take to summon the reindeer version of XP-tan while high on catnip?
This is, not really, but could be explained as, a more free version of the "What Could You Do If"-game, but as it isn't, it will be explained as this.
Poster A posts a stupid question. And yes, I mean seriously stupid. Also you are allowed to steal ideas and material, make up fake laws of physics, make up identities, Summon Bahamut, and everything from anywhere you like, as long as you make is non-sensible enough. Like for example,
What happens if you mix three liters of gasoline with fifty-seven and a half bottles of cola, drink half of it, pour a third of it out and turn the rest on fire?
Then Poster B answers with something EVEN STUPIDER, preferably made up of nothing but uncyclopedia-bad LIES and stupid assumptions in common, and finishes off with another question for continuance. Something like this maybe:
In accordance to Newton's seventy-third and somewhat disturbing law (If you do something that is more insane than writing fake laws of physics, absolutely anything can happen) , your stomach will do the limbo dance for exactly 0.242149 seconds and then explode. This will produce chain reactions within the gaso-cola and make the remains of three asploded chickens and half an oyster appear on your neighbor's doorstep.
If you however mix the gasoline with cola LIGHT, whatever container you use to mix them with asplode out of pure misery, become an evil spirit, eat your soul and THEN materialize on your neighbor's doorstep as a GIANT asploded three-headed chicken and a very talkative alien vacuum cleaner salesman.
In which unit is insanity measured?
And so on. Note that there sometimes can be rather dull questions: This craves that the answers are damn good. Just because it's a boring and uninspiring question doesn't mean you can't make a stupider answer to it, ya'know. The point is not to make any sense at all but rather to make everyone laugh crepes out their tonsils...or something...Now go away.
Question nambaa one!
How many kilograms of mistletoe does it take to summon the reindeer version of XP-tan while high on catnip?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 11, 2007, 02:35:47 PM
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 11, 2007, 02:35:47 PM
Zou üould need exactly pi kilograms however this implies hacking reality to circumvent the "pixels" (planck-units) of reality, so you better just program her into the code of the matrix.
When will the Tuxegg, which is earth break and a gigantic tux hatch?
When will the Tuxegg, which is earth break and a gigantic tux hatch?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Aurora Borealis on February 11, 2007, 02:46:18 PM
Post by: Aurora Borealis on February 11, 2007, 02:46:18 PM
That will happen when aliens from the planet Floogledoogle-87 land on earth offering cheddar cheese and soylent green to the people and lead the masses to dance around the egg blindfolded and doing the numa numa dance while covered in honey and permafrost!
What is the most effective design for a power generator that runs on farts and obnoxious perfume?
What is the most effective design for a power generator that runs on farts and obnoxious perfume?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2007, 03:05:27 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2007, 03:05:27 PM
That would be the OSIBPM, Obsessively Spinning Infinite Bean Protocol Machine, which relies on a computer protocol that fools it into believing that it possesses an infinite amount of beans. As beans are the essence of farts, and obsessive spinning is able to turn almost anything into almost anything else (and that includes the Beans => Obnoxious Perfume process), a doubly infinite amount of obnoxious perfume and farts will be materialized within the machine, thus driving the horny beaver in the wheelchair CRAZY and rolling on like MAD, thus powering the turbines of the power generator.
What is the name of the second-most important virtue of stupid mortal men?
What is the name of the second-most important virtue of stupid mortal men?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Xyanide on February 11, 2007, 03:35:27 PM
Post by: Xyanide on February 11, 2007, 03:35:27 PM
"things-that-go-boom"
all men love this...and that wasn't really a stupid trippy question in the first place lol
what would you get when you grind a CD to powder, then mix it with some ground coffee and tea leaves, make tea out of the mixture and serve it in a mental institution on a tuesday while proclaiming you are the backwards-man
all men love this...and that wasn't really a stupid trippy question in the first place lol
what would you get when you grind a CD to powder, then mix it with some ground coffee and tea leaves, make tea out of the mixture and serve it in a mental institution on a tuesday while proclaiming you are the backwards-man
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 11, 2007, 03:39:10 PM
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 11, 2007, 03:39:10 PM
The patients would after a horrible process with a 76% mortality rate turn into ME-tans if you used a Windows ME-CD, into 2k-tans if you used a Win2k CD, into fuzzy little rabbits if you used an Office CD in any version and into a Kami-Tux if you used a Linux-CD. Now ask me why I am Kami-Tux :)
How can you accelerate a throwing pie to 2c?
How can you accelerate a throwing pie to 2c?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Aurora Borealis on February 11, 2007, 03:48:15 PM
Post by: Aurora Borealis on February 11, 2007, 03:48:15 PM
I like this thread! ;010
You alter the space time continium by finding the module that controls the whole thing, type in "stinky moose 7", let out a belch, click the kitten on the screensaver and clap your hands to unlock the computer! Throw a pie and it will accelerate to 2c!
If I dropped a barrel of possums into a river of gelatin and ran on all fours like a cat while imitating the Incredible Hulk, what is the probability the possums will sprout wings and turn into robotic overlords and take over humanity?
You alter the space time continium by finding the module that controls the whole thing, type in "stinky moose 7", let out a belch, click the kitten on the screensaver and clap your hands to unlock the computer! Throw a pie and it will accelerate to 2c!
If I dropped a barrel of possums into a river of gelatin and ran on all fours like a cat while imitating the Incredible Hulk, what is the probability the possums will sprout wings and turn into robotic overlords and take over humanity?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2007, 04:12:08 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2007, 04:12:08 PM
1 to 2^267779 against. That is, by the way, the exact same probability as of the one of being picked up by a bypassing spaceship within 30 seconds when you are floating in the vacuum of space.
Is there any number high enough to measure the depression of Marvin?
Is there any number high enough to measure the depression of Marvin?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Aurora Borealis on February 11, 2007, 05:05:59 PM
Post by: Aurora Borealis on February 11, 2007, 05:05:59 PM
There has to be! I mean, the highest possible number is infinity which goes on forever! However you're going to need one heck of a powerful calculator and supercomputer to measure Marvin's depression! Unfortuneatly the only computer and calculator powerful enough are owned by the government on the top secret moon base-- oh wait! It's not top secret anymore! But they still won't let you in though. Sorry.
What is best recipe to make a souffle involving purple cheese, ice cream and habanero sauce?
What is best recipe to make a souffle involving purple cheese, ice cream and habanero sauce?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on February 11, 2007, 08:24:26 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on February 11, 2007, 08:24:26 PM
Put the ice cream in the microwave until it changes color, then put it into the blender with purple cheese and habanero sauce. Blend well for about two minutes. Then put it into a metal Jello mold and put in the stove for about 30 minutes. Take a bite - but very slowly!
What should you do if a Vogon reads poetry to you so that you will not die?
What should you do if a Vogon reads poetry to you so that you will not die?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Aurora Borealis on February 11, 2007, 08:34:33 PM
Post by: Aurora Borealis on February 11, 2007, 08:34:33 PM
You put your left foot in, your put your left foot out, you grab a trout... and smack somebody's brains out! Follow up with drinking half a bottle of minty mouthwash until you turn Super Saiyan and start cursing at owls!
Explain how it is possible to make a jetpack out of a lead pipe, birdseed, a rubber chicken, a jug full of Kool-Aid and a hampster.
Explain how it is possible to make a jetpack out of a lead pipe, birdseed, a rubber chicken, a jug full of Kool-Aid and a hampster.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 13, 2007, 01:51:32 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 13, 2007, 01:51:32 AM
(Note: This solution requires additional equipment; A fishing rod.)
You first take the lead pipe and shove it up the hampster's urethra. Then you grab a fishing pole, hook the rubber chicken, fasten the fishing rod in the ground with cement, surround the chicken with birdseed and start making gawking noises. That will very quickly summon the frightened chickens of EGON, a couple of minutes later followed by EGON itself. This is where you'll need to be fast; EGON will start doing obscene things to the chickens, and then you take the chance and pour almost all of the Kool-Aid through the lead pipe, and feed the remaining drops to the hampster the other way (note: for best results these two things should be done simultaneously). This will make the hampster go all CRAYZEH and start whining things like "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!" repeatedly, which will attract the attention of EGON, who will then seek to do obscene things to the hampster as well. But unfortunately since the hampster has a lead pipe stuck up his urethra, things will be a bit hard for EGON, and so it will try sticking to the lead pipe and do obscene things through it. The evil vacuum created by the Kool-Aid will then suck it into the lead pipe and trap him inside. High on Kool-Aid vapors it will start screaming "OOH YEAH!!!", creating a resonance from the "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!" from the hampster, and it will start blowing out BURNING Kool-Aid. This will make the construction fly, so if you're just fast enough to jump on the lead pipe in time, you'll be able to use it as a jetpack...
...until you run into snakes on a plane and DIE.
Does this forum actually support the Anal Rights Violation Act, signed by hordes of fangirls/fanboys all over the multiverse?
You first take the lead pipe and shove it up the hampster's urethra. Then you grab a fishing pole, hook the rubber chicken, fasten the fishing rod in the ground with cement, surround the chicken with birdseed and start making gawking noises. That will very quickly summon the frightened chickens of EGON, a couple of minutes later followed by EGON itself. This is where you'll need to be fast; EGON will start doing obscene things to the chickens, and then you take the chance and pour almost all of the Kool-Aid through the lead pipe, and feed the remaining drops to the hampster the other way (note: for best results these two things should be done simultaneously). This will make the hampster go all CRAYZEH and start whining things like "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!" repeatedly, which will attract the attention of EGON, who will then seek to do obscene things to the hampster as well. But unfortunately since the hampster has a lead pipe stuck up his urethra, things will be a bit hard for EGON, and so it will try sticking to the lead pipe and do obscene things through it. The evil vacuum created by the Kool-Aid will then suck it into the lead pipe and trap him inside. High on Kool-Aid vapors it will start screaming "OOH YEAH!!!", creating a resonance from the "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!" from the hampster, and it will start blowing out BURNING Kool-Aid. This will make the construction fly, so if you're just fast enough to jump on the lead pipe in time, you'll be able to use it as a jetpack...
...until you run into snakes on a plane and DIE.
Does this forum actually support the Anal Rights Violation Act, signed by hordes of fangirls/fanboys all over the multiverse?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Megaman Z on February 13, 2007, 05:34:19 AM
Post by: Megaman Z on February 13, 2007, 05:34:19 AM
hell if I know, although it would explain some of the recent arrests I've heard about. one of them involved sticking a computer tower up someone's.... er... nevermind.
yellow pill or green pill?
yellow pill or green pill?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 13, 2007, 06:14:07 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 13, 2007, 06:14:07 AM
Aspirin, if you have it! if not, please the green since green means mysticality... or was it moxie?
How many MEtans does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many MEtans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on February 13, 2007, 06:53:45 AM
Post by: Exa on February 13, 2007, 06:53:45 AM
It doesn't matter, they just crash the lightbulb and they're all freeze.
What happens if you combine the genes of a Haruhi fanboy and a World of Warcraft fanatic?
What happens if you combine the genes of a Haruhi fanboy and a World of Warcraft fanatic?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 13, 2007, 07:35:36 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 13, 2007, 07:35:36 AM
the creature would be allergic to anything similar to sunlight :) and more nerdy than me.
How can you defeat Murphy's law?
How can you defeat Murphy's law?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on February 13, 2007, 11:55:35 AM
Post by: NewYinzer on February 13, 2007, 11:55:35 AM
Two words: Opposite day. On opposite day it means that anything that can go right, will go right. And hamsters eat people, just so yinz know.
Next Question:
How does one defeat a cave cricket, combat android, and a vampire without using a towel?
Next Question:
How does one defeat a cave cricket, combat android, and a vampire without using a towel?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on February 14, 2007, 04:19:25 AM
Post by: Exa on February 14, 2007, 04:19:25 AM
With chargin teh lazer! Laser is not difficult, ze!
What happens if Windows, Linux and Mac merge to one OS?
What happens if Windows, Linux and Mac merge to one OS?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 14, 2007, 04:54:41 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 14, 2007, 04:54:41 AM
M$ would sue to get its Wintdows-tans back, Apple would sue to get its catgirls back and a new OS-tan, which is entirely GPLed comes to life (but is nearly killed by a disgruntled OS/2-tan).
why is abbreviation such a long word?
why is abbreviation such a long word?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 14, 2007, 06:50:01 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 14, 2007, 06:50:01 AM
maybe abbreviations wasn't invented yet when they first made it, if abbreviations were made before the word then it would have turned out into abrev. ;026
why does fart ignite?
why does fart ignite?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on February 14, 2007, 11:39:03 AM
Post by: NewYinzer on February 14, 2007, 11:39:03 AM
Scientific Explanation: Because it is comprised of methane, a gas which easily ignites due to its chemical composition.
Stupid Explanation: A wizard did it!
Next Question:
What would you do with an old Soviet submarine?
Stupid Explanation: A wizard did it!
Next Question:
What would you do with an old Soviet submarine?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 14, 2007, 01:56:51 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 14, 2007, 01:56:51 PM
Quote from: "Russian Reversal"In Soviet Russia, submarine does YOU!!!
Is it legal to be anti-illegal?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 14, 2007, 02:48:37 PM
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 14, 2007, 02:48:37 PM
Only on opposite days.
where do the deleted characters in a word processor go to?
where do the deleted characters in a word processor go to?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on February 14, 2007, 07:24:16 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on February 14, 2007, 07:24:16 PM
They're recycled as firewood in another dimension.
Next Question:
If you put a torch in the boot, will it catch fire?
Next Question:
If you put a torch in the boot, will it catch fire?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 15, 2007, 05:28:14 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 15, 2007, 05:28:14 AM
it can never catch fire, its got no hands!
when you drop or discard an item in a game it suddenly disappears, so who picks it up?
when you drop or discard an item in a game it suddenly disappears, so who picks it up?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on February 15, 2007, 05:50:20 AM
Post by: Exa on February 15, 2007, 05:50:20 AM
The God of Black Holes, of course! He devours everything which is dropped/discarded earlier!
What happens if you shoot Diablo with a Kamehameha , a Master Spark, a Starlight Breaker and a Dragon Slave at the same time?
What happens if you shoot Diablo with a Kamehameha , a Master Spark, a Starlight Breaker and a Dragon Slave at the same time?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 15, 2007, 07:36:12 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 15, 2007, 07:36:12 AM
He will die. But then what's left of him with materialize into the respective masters of the techniques you attacked him with, and HUNT YE DOWN. So you'll end up having some overpowered, godmodding idiots with pwnage skill after you. Thus you will most likely die, unless you have mastered the ultimate technique of Extreme Sarcasm, Grue Summon. Then you will summon a Grue and it will eat them. Just hope it takes long enough for it to do so so that you can get away from the certain death that is the Grue yourself...
The God of Black Holes will surely come and smite us all someday, but what will be the mainstay of his leftovers army?
The God of Black Holes will surely come and smite us all someday, but what will be the mainstay of his leftovers army?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 15, 2007, 08:04:28 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 15, 2007, 08:04:28 AM
Reduced, Reused and Recycled golems. mainly CAPTAIN PLANETS!!! ;047
why did the older generation superheroes(batman, superman, etc) wear tights?
why did the older generation superheroes(batman, superman, etc) wear tights?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 15, 2007, 08:42:12 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 15, 2007, 08:42:12 AM
Because they have the body for it :)
why is there no catfood with mouse flavour?
why is there no catfood with mouse flavour?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 15, 2007, 09:05:38 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 15, 2007, 09:05:38 AM
Because the cat-food-makers don't want their customers to be EATEN because of their housecat's newly found predator-ism. That, or because that they just find it too disgusting.
What kind of atoms are OS-Tans built of, anyways? (Can't just be carbon, now can it?)
What kind of atoms are OS-Tans built of, anyways? (Can't just be carbon, now can it?)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on February 15, 2007, 02:28:47 PM
Post by: Exa on February 15, 2007, 02:28:47 PM
They are built of subatomic particles, electrons and a not yet explored atom: MOEnium.
What happens if I spill ketchup on a rocket while singing Dragostea din tei, then I eat the rocket, then drink a cup of cofee?
What happens if I spill ketchup on a rocket while singing Dragostea din tei, then I eat the rocket, then drink a cup of cofee?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 16, 2007, 04:21:36 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 16, 2007, 04:21:36 PM
The coffee will together with the rocket produce a chain reaction within your stomach, making you throw up weird blue flowers and giving you the ability of using Nosebleed Rocket temporarily (4 days). Side effect due to singing of Dragostea Din Tei will cause the noseblood to be colored yellow, though, as yellow is the color representing useless and weird techno-ish songs. If you on the other hand were singing a heartbreaking ballad while eating it the noseblood will be replaced by sakura blossoms and depending on how the amount of ketchup you will probably be able to use the ability for much longer, years even. The side-effect of this is of course that you will gain a strange habit of bursting into tears for absolutely nothing, as well as an eternal grudge against coffee for "ruining your happy life".
In what unit is chibiness measured?
In what unit is chibiness measured?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 24, 2007, 02:50:25 PM
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 24, 2007, 02:50:25 PM
in 'U' which is the amount of 'u's in the term 'cute'when talking about the picture.
How can a penguin reach enlightenment?
How can a penguin reach enlightenment?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 24, 2007, 04:59:24 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 24, 2007, 04:59:24 PM
In a lot of ways (of which a lot include severe pain or obscene actions), but ONE way, at least, is to do what you just did - resurrect thread from certain doom! RAWR FOR THE INTARWEBS WINNER KAMI-TUX!!!
Is Newton's Sixty-eighth and Highly Unlikely Law, which states that you come up with all the really good ideas where you absolutely don't need them (For example, how to save the world from certain doom (in the restroom at a very rough party), how to build a functioning fusion reactor worth its price (in the middle of a Lord Of The Rings-marathon, just at the scene where Boromir tries to kidnap/abuse Frodo, according to many fan-fiction writers), or, to use a popular example, what the bloody hell that damn gravity thing is anyway (precisely after being whacked in the head by a random, red and not so vile-tasting roughly spherical carbon-based pseudo-intelligent life form), a real law of physics, a fake law of physics, a principle of life or something entirely else?
Is Newton's Sixty-eighth and Highly Unlikely Law, which states that you come up with all the really good ideas where you absolutely don't need them (For example, how to save the world from certain doom (in the restroom at a very rough party), how to build a functioning fusion reactor worth its price (in the middle of a Lord Of The Rings-marathon, just at the scene where Boromir tries to kidnap/abuse Frodo, according to many fan-fiction writers), or, to use a popular example, what the bloody hell that damn gravity thing is anyway (precisely after being whacked in the head by a random, red and not so vile-tasting roughly spherical carbon-based pseudo-intelligent life form), a real law of physics, a fake law of physics, a principle of life or something entirely else?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Jereath on February 26, 2007, 01:39:14 PM
Post by: Jereath on February 26, 2007, 01:39:14 PM
The Law of millions Laws.
How fast can darkness travel?
How fast can darkness travel?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 26, 2007, 01:47:12 PM
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 26, 2007, 01:47:12 PM
The speed of traveling darkness is 1.803Ãâ€"10^{12} furlongs per fortnight, but we can agree on 'fast', can we?
Do robots dream of electric sheep?
Do robots dream of electric sheep?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 26, 2007, 07:30:07 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 26, 2007, 07:30:07 PM
Yup. robots can dream of electric sheeps, and they count them pretty fast. around 10^14 / minute. by the time they wake, they already overheat so they don't count electric sheeps too often..
what does the pc think when you watch/look at pron on it?
what does the pc think when you watch/look at pron on it?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 26, 2007, 08:11:07 PM
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 26, 2007, 08:11:07 PM
If you run Linux: "Bah, again no pictures of my species!"
If you run Windows: "Just a few seconds and then I piss Administrator* off by crashing!"
If you run DOS: "WHAT do you want of me? Two-fucking-hundred and fifty-six colors? I need more RAM for that! I don't CARE if you have 63 unused Megabytes**, I need conventional memory!"
If you run Mac OS: "I feel so unelegant now..."
Where is the second sock?
*provided that is your username.
**while I assume the average PC has more, DOS-tan only sees the first 64 Megabytes of RAM since she can not store more in her variables.
If you run Windows: "Just a few seconds and then I piss Administrator* off by crashing!"
If you run DOS: "WHAT do you want of me? Two-fucking-hundred and fifty-six colors? I need more RAM for that! I don't CARE if you have 63 unused Megabytes**, I need conventional memory!"
If you run Mac OS: "I feel so unelegant now..."
Where is the second sock?
*provided that is your username.
**while I assume the average PC has more, DOS-tan only sees the first 64 Megabytes of RAM since she can not store more in her variables.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 27, 2007, 07:46:31 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on February 27, 2007, 07:46:31 AM
it is teleported to the other side of the galaxy by super natural beings where single legged creatures roam the land wearing used socks that gives them infinite knowledge and understanding of the universe.
what does a cat think when it stares blankly into space
what does a cat think when it stares blankly into space
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Megaman Z on March 04, 2007, 09:15:47 AM
Post by: Megaman Z on March 04, 2007, 09:15:47 AM
it wonders how it's going to gain the presidency.
...why did Konami make Gambol [A] so damn hard?
...why did Konami make Gambol [A] so damn hard?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on March 04, 2007, 09:59:11 AM
Post by: Exa on March 04, 2007, 09:59:11 AM
Because they failed in the formula of game success, and exchanged game quality with game difficulty! (Sorry, if this is a good game, I don't know it..)
What happens, if we use the Russian Reversal rule on Russia?
What happens, if we use the Russian Reversal rule on Russia?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Megaman Z on March 05, 2007, 04:59:30 AM
Post by: Megaman Z on March 05, 2007, 04:59:30 AM
Quote from: "Exa"Because they failed in the formula of game success, and exchanged game quality with game difficulty! (Sorry, if this is a good game, I don't know it..)...ask anyone who's imported the last couple BeatMania IIDX's (specifically RED) how hard Gambol's [A] chart is, compared to other 8+'s.
QuoteWhat happens, if we use the Russian Reversal rule on Russia?um... um... *tries to think* they become american! (not a clue what the Russian Reversal rule is)
What if the OS-tan didn't exist?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on March 05, 2007, 11:15:43 AM
Post by: Exa on March 05, 2007, 11:15:43 AM
Quote from: "Megaman Z"...ask anyone who's imported the last couple BeatMania IIDX's (specifically RED) how hard Gambol's [A] chart is, compared to other 8+'s.
Hm. I have no clue about similar games...
Quote from: "Megaman Z"um... um... *tries to think* they become american! (not a clue what the Russian Reversal rule is)
Russian Reversal rule is everything that starts with In Soviet Russia... and continues with a reversed statement.
(for example, In the US , you take a bath. In Soviet Russia, bath takes you! )
Quote from: "Megaman Z"
What if the OS-tan didn't exist?
We didn't have this board, and we would be poorer in the terms of cuteness.
What do OS-tans dream? (Say at least one Windows, one Linux, one Mac and ... Amiga-tan!)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 05, 2007, 11:39:09 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 05, 2007, 11:39:09 AM
XP-tan dreams of food and wakes up hungry, ME-tan of being usefull for Toshiaki, Amiga-tan reached the stage where she has lucid dreams, all that meditating payed off, Ubuntu-tan is sometimes annoyed by master if he acts too clueless and then dreams of leaving him without X11, Gentoo-tan dreams of electric sheep, Sonata dreams of clear water, OS/2-tan's bed is a total mess and she screams "DIE! DIE!" in her sleep, it's up to you to guess what she dreams of :>
What is that green, 10 centimeter tall insect on your shoulder?
What is that green, 10 centimeter tall insect on your shoulder?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 05, 2007, 05:22:43 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 05, 2007, 05:22:43 PM
*smash* It's DEAD. ;006
Now, where did i put the key to my sofa?
Now, where did i put the key to my sofa?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 05, 2007, 06:11:24 PM
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 05, 2007, 06:11:24 PM
:)
In the pile, at the bottom. unless you search there first.
Should I draw Plan 9 from User Space?
In the pile, at the bottom. unless you search there first.
Should I draw Plan 9 from User Space?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 10, 2007, 05:04:23 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 10, 2007, 05:04:23 PM
If so, then do it......and draw. WESTERN STYLE. XD
(sorry 'bout that, but i can't just do a BUMP, now can i?)
In the Ancient, Massive, Horrifying, But Yet Somewhat Forgotten Kingdom of Skawney, what is the reason of mountains there not being more than 50 feet, and why does its inhabitants speak like their throats are stuffed with porridge?
(sorry 'bout that, but i can't just do a BUMP, now can i?)
In the Ancient, Massive, Horrifying, But Yet Somewhat Forgotten Kingdom of Skawney, what is the reason of mountains there not being more than 50 feet, and why does its inhabitants speak like their throats are stuffed with porridge?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: SleepyD on March 13, 2007, 01:34:53 AM
Post by: SleepyD on March 13, 2007, 01:34:53 AM
The Lord Scanny Scrawny Skawney releases flatulence and other bodily gases which forces the mountains to blossom into a massive flat flower at 50 feet. The total mass of gases makes everything age quickly, so these flowers, upon absorbing these gases, die and release a thick air filled with rice, and therefore, upon contaminating their orange juice supply, clogs up their throats with crabs, whose bubbling causes the porridgevoice-itis.
Why did the bird eat the desk in order to burrow through Canada?
(ey, NejinOniwa, you don't mind me using this in another forum, right?)
Why did the bird eat the desk in order to burrow through Canada?
(ey, NejinOniwa, you don't mind me using this in another forum, right?)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 13, 2007, 05:45:46 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 13, 2007, 05:45:46 AM
Because inside the desk lay the bird feed of awesome pwniness, which he needed to overcome all the HORRIBLE TRIALS which lay before him (e.g. insanity prawn boy and insane americans on vacation). Of course, he failed miserably and ended up marrying a small moon-squid (but that's another story.)
What must one take note of when walking into the grounds of Futaba Channel?
(and no probs, Sleepy, I got it from another forum as well (although it was original there), so spread it all you want! (you could mention me, though. ^-^) Go ahead! Pawassu!)
What must one take note of when walking into the grounds of Futaba Channel?
(and no probs, Sleepy, I got it from another forum as well (although it was original there), so spread it all you want! (you could mention me, though. ^-^) Go ahead! Pawassu!)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on March 13, 2007, 05:51:49 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on March 13, 2007, 05:51:49 AM
be careful of moe... they will rot your brains, leave your knees weak, fill your guts with butterflies, and after you are dead, you will rise and look for more that you will bring to the channel and be named anonymous.
why did the zentraedi/zjhentohlauedy, an alien race, become giants around 10 times the size of humans?
why did the zentraedi/zjhentohlauedy, an alien race, become giants around 10 times the size of humans?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 13, 2007, 08:31:04 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 13, 2007, 08:31:04 AM
Because their snack resources were not enough, so they stole the giant bags of chips that you win at amusement parks, as they say, "You become what you eat", or, "The Snack makes the Man". Thus they grew to proportionate sizes of the sourcream&onion of death and are now roaming the lands....O-o
How stupid is it to waste one and a half hour of your life taking the train to school, only to be informed that your only lesson is canceled so that you have to go home again?
How stupid is it to waste one and a half hour of your life taking the train to school, only to be informed that your only lesson is canceled so that you have to go home again?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on March 13, 2007, 08:46:53 AM
Post by: Exa on March 13, 2007, 08:46:53 AM
It's stupidity can be counted: 1:30 hour = 90 minutes
For counting stupidity, we must multiply with 9, so the stupidity is 90*9=810!
Imagine that all people in the world got some special ability or addition (wings for flying, summoning fire, stopping time and similar things). Is the world ruined in one week or not, considering all possibilites?
For counting stupidity, we must multiply with 9, so the stupidity is 90*9=810!
Imagine that all people in the world got some special ability or addition (wings for flying, summoning fire, stopping time and similar things). Is the world ruined in one week or not, considering all possibilites?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 13, 2007, 09:20:01 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 13, 2007, 09:20:01 AM
Not necessarily destroyed. But even if it was (and it IS highly probable), i BET someone would have a superpower for restoring it, or teleporting to another planet, or something. Um. That would screw things up pretty good now wouldn't it ^-^;
Why has Speed Metal become illegal in 40% of all of the world, why does nobody care and how many marvins would it take to plunge the world into a state of eternal depression?
Why has Speed Metal become illegal in 40% of all of the world, why does nobody care and how many marvins would it take to plunge the world into a state of eternal depression?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on March 13, 2007, 09:02:26 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on March 13, 2007, 09:02:26 PM
High cost of ownership and software development. Also its manufacturer, Anacott Steel, has been smuggling cocaine from Colombia into the US and weapons into Iran and China. Also, no one cares to make software for a type of metal that won't run on the industry standard, Full Metal. Compared to Full Metal, Speed Metal runs very slowly and takes a while to install new apps. Believe me, running robot production on Kuat is tough work, with crime and weather. Also KDY seems to have such a goddarn monopoly on production there. BTW, it takes only about 42 more Marvins to plunge the world into a state of eternal depression. Oh crap. I must alert Sirius Cybernetics!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 13, 2007, 10:06:50 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 13, 2007, 10:06:50 PM
since he didnt ask a question...
how many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
how many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on March 13, 2007, 10:54:54 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on March 13, 2007, 10:54:54 PM
if a guy named chuck chucked the nunchucks at nuns then he might chuck about 50 of them. if it was a regular person i'd say around 10!
Where do ipods come from?
Where do ipods come from?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 13, 2007, 11:25:06 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 13, 2007, 11:25:06 PM
They are the eyes of pod people cut out and pickled of course! Tho, kinda like with veal they have to do the young ones....
...alright here is a classice... what is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swollow?
...alright here is a classice... what is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swollow?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Tsubashi on March 14, 2007, 02:02:46 AM
Post by: Tsubashi on March 14, 2007, 02:02:46 AM
Well, african or european? You've got to know these thing, you know! ^__^
A Redneck has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches.
How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
Added after 46 seconds:
Oooh! A new avi! awww! DOSkitty is so cute!!!
A Redneck has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches.
How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
Added after 46 seconds:
Oooh! A new avi! awww! DOSkitty is so cute!!!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 14, 2007, 09:52:31 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 14, 2007, 09:52:31 AM
In accordance with Newton's 26:th and slightly unbelievable law, "The Constants of Alcoholism", two hundred and ten budweisers (and three heineken) will be drunk before they are. That is because the matrix operates on a 26 k modem...no...wait a minute here... *scribble notes* Hem. That is because the redneck is somewhat overly social and will inevitably invite his 20 closest friends, and they drink 20 buds each. Five of his friends bring their "girlfriends" with them (read buddy squirrel) and three of them consume one heineken each before they die of cardinal stupidity. During all this chaos, the two other squirrels cooperate and call a "professional helper" (read mercenary army of green african locker-tackler beavers), and so when all the buds are drunk the trees will have been chewed up nicely and the spoils tackled away. All thanks to the extreme skills and abilities of the phearsome AFRICAN LOCKER-TACKLER BEAVER MERCENARY ARMY!!!!
Next questionssu! What does the african locker-tackler beaver look like, ssu?
Next questionssu! What does the african locker-tackler beaver look like, ssu?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: kowaiser on March 19, 2007, 12:40:08 AM
Post by: kowaiser on March 19, 2007, 12:40:08 AM
According to Russeau's fifth statemnt, the african locker-tackler beaver looks like a enormous big, gigantic beaver reduced to a 25 Cm tall beaver.
Ã,¿what is th best method to make a beverage from a L337 hungarian mole and a freak anime lover?
Ã,¿what is th best method to make a beverage from a L337 hungarian mole and a freak anime lover?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on March 19, 2007, 01:46:47 AM
Post by: Exa on March 19, 2007, 01:46:47 AM
Take the brain of the mole (because it's L337), the heart of the anime lover (because it's sweet), and add some fine Hungarian wine - then voile, the beverage is complete! ^_^
What is the ideal plan for invading a planet (Similar to Earth in terms of environment and such)?
What is the ideal plan for invading a planet (Similar to Earth in terms of environment and such)?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: kowaiser on March 19, 2007, 02:35:17 AM
Post by: kowaiser on March 19, 2007, 02:35:17 AM
I'm not sure, But it sure involves chocolate. Every best plan involves chocolate.
I have counted to infinity twice, now i'm bored. What should i do now?
I have counted to infinity twice, now i'm bored. What should i do now?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Myrdin on March 19, 2007, 03:24:41 AM
Post by: Myrdin on March 19, 2007, 03:24:41 AM
Try counting down from infinity.
So, when Imma chargin mah lazer, what kind of laser is it? Eximer?
So, when Imma chargin mah lazer, what kind of laser is it? Eximer?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: kroekoe on March 19, 2007, 05:15:30 AM
Post by: kroekoe on March 19, 2007, 05:15:30 AM
the counting makes my brain hert
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: kowaiser on March 19, 2007, 05:25:58 AM
Post by: kowaiser on March 19, 2007, 05:25:58 AM
When Imma Charging Mah lazer, Imma charging Sheep laser.
Are you god?
Are you god?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 19, 2007, 08:47:47 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 19, 2007, 08:47:47 AM
No no no, god's the guy whose head is hanging on a pole in my lawn.
When you slash people, how do they react?
When you slash people, how do they react?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 19, 2007, 11:34:24 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 19, 2007, 11:34:24 AM
They appear at the edge of the screen, again carying windows-logos they want to put on the screens of the computers, I have to protect. (got the reference?)
What would 3 hamsters do if left on a cage with 3 computers with broadband internet connection in it?
What would 3 hamsters do if left on a cage with 3 computers with broadband internet connection in it?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: kowaiser on March 19, 2007, 12:01:00 PM
Post by: kowaiser on March 19, 2007, 12:01:00 PM
Search for 3 pages of Hamtaro Hentai.
Ã,¿vos sos amigo del raton perez?
Ã,¿vos sos amigo del raton perez?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 19, 2007, 01:48:12 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 19, 2007, 01:48:12 PM
Ke? What you say?
*murmurs*
Hey Toni, get that chico away from here, he's ain't belong in da family.
Who is the British Mafia, and what are they after? (and i demand moar mafia questions here, ssu!)
*murmurs*
Hey Toni, get that chico away from here, he's ain't belong in da family.
Who is the British Mafia, and what are they after? (and i demand moar mafia questions here, ssu!)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: The Vampire Hao on March 24, 2007, 06:05:25 PM
Post by: The Vampire Hao on March 24, 2007, 06:05:25 PM
I sposse they are from that country named "British" xDDDDDDDD!!! and theyt to to "british" the world xD!
Do you like to join to the "Britishing domain"? xD!
Do you like to join to the "Britishing domain"? xD!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 24, 2007, 07:10:25 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 24, 2007, 07:10:25 PM
Britishing domain? You mean that group of hackers that haxxes sites and makes them look like tea, teacups, teapots, tea leaves, used tea leaves, teabags and other tea-themed things? Nah, i'll pass, actually, tea is for breakfast. Not for the internets. Because...the internets is not like a cup that you pour things into. It's a series of tubes. So the tea would just flow through. And come out on the other side. And who knows what could happen THEN...
Let's find out!
What is on the other side of the tube-series of the internets?
Let's find out!
What is on the other side of the tube-series of the internets?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 24, 2007, 10:22:25 PM
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 24, 2007, 10:22:25 PM
naked men, women or Tuxes, which you can see through the tubes (I mean, come on, is the net used for something else?)
what happens if you use bugspray on program code?
what happens if you use bugspray on program code?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 25, 2007, 10:18:48 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 25, 2007, 10:18:48 AM
o_o you de bug it of course. I thought thats how everyone debugged their code. A little butter and lemon juice on the mother board helps too.
BTW.. I dont think Ive ever looked for neked ment or tuzes on the interntes o_o only one of 3, U LAI!
How come we drive in parkways and park and driveways?
BTW.. I dont think Ive ever looked for neked ment or tuzes on the interntes o_o only one of 3, U LAI!
How come we drive in parkways and park and driveways?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: The Vampire Hao on March 25, 2007, 10:23:37 AM
Post by: The Vampire Hao on March 25, 2007, 10:23:37 AM
Quote from: "kowaiser"Search for 3 pages of Hamtaro Hentai.
Ã,¿vos sos amigo del raton perez?
Yo,si yo si xD!
`Cause the world is fill with a bunch of idiots xD!
The Cd-RAWS will dissapiar someday?, the sun turn down in the night? and if that is true the moon turn on in the night? o.o xD!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 26, 2007, 09:03:18 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 26, 2007, 09:03:18 AM
Hey, that sounds like a poem of sorts! Fushigi-ssu...'-'
Okay, here comes a biggie. And multiple questions!!! YARRAR!
Scenario:
You are in a cab, on the way to your workplace. Then suddenly all hell breaks loose, with kitten paratroopers falling everywhere, grues eating skyscrapers, ninjas and pirates are battling in broad daylight, CATS and his catgirl minions are molesting citizens claiming all base for their own, and just when you thought things couldn't get worse, you find yourself covered with vaseline.
?1: Which side do you join?
?2: What do you do to avoid being eaten along with the skyscrapers by the Grues?
?3: What do you do with the kittens falling over you?
?4: Are you able to resist the extreme temptation of the swarming catgirls?
And last in writing but probably first in the extremely unlikely event that the above mentioned would happen, ?5: What do you think/do about the VASELINE!?!?
Okay, here comes a biggie. And multiple questions!!! YARRAR!
Scenario:
You are in a cab, on the way to your workplace. Then suddenly all hell breaks loose, with kitten paratroopers falling everywhere, grues eating skyscrapers, ninjas and pirates are battling in broad daylight, CATS and his catgirl minions are molesting citizens claiming all base for their own, and just when you thought things couldn't get worse, you find yourself covered with vaseline.
?1: Which side do you join?
?2: What do you do to avoid being eaten along with the skyscrapers by the Grues?
?3: What do you do with the kittens falling over you?
?4: Are you able to resist the extreme temptation of the swarming catgirls?
And last in writing but probably first in the extremely unlikely event that the above mentioned would happen, ?5: What do you think/do about the VASELINE!?!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: The Vampire Hao on March 26, 2007, 09:16:33 AM
Post by: The Vampire Hao on March 26, 2007, 09:16:33 AM
1. I don`t join any side i create my own side called "Da supreme " piscryjastroopers" where allthe people joined are meteor freaks from Smallville xD!
2. I call Clark Kent to save me xD!
3. Kittens? what about girls? xD! Well im fidding the kittens then o.o WE ARE FRIENDS!
4. No in fact i steal the "Xtreme speed of superman" to fÃ,·$$"Ã,· that swarming catgirls xD!
5.What i think? holy shit the cat girls used me as a sexuall toy after all *---* xD!
What will you do if you have BILLIONS of dollars?
2. I call Clark Kent to save me xD!
3. Kittens? what about girls? xD! Well im fidding the kittens then o.o WE ARE FRIENDS!
4. No in fact i steal the "Xtreme speed of superman" to fÃ,·$$"Ã,· that swarming catgirls xD!
5.What i think? holy shit the cat girls used me as a sexuall toy after all *---* xD!
What will you do if you have BILLIONS of dollars?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 27, 2007, 04:48:27 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 27, 2007, 04:48:27 PM
I would BUY the Vatican.
Then I'd do some cleanup works.
Then i'd build a football stadium there. Because:
1: Rome can't have enough of them.
2: Ever seen a pope play football? Me neither.
3: You know what they say? "The vatican's as big as a football arena..."
What are the five most frequently used pieces of clothing in your wardrobe?
Then I'd do some cleanup works.
Then i'd build a football stadium there. Because:
1: Rome can't have enough of them.
2: Ever seen a pope play football? Me neither.
3: You know what they say? "The vatican's as big as a football arena..."
What are the five most frequently used pieces of clothing in your wardrobe?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on March 28, 2007, 08:12:38 AM
Post by: Gummster on March 28, 2007, 08:12:38 AM
Pants, T-shirt, Shirt, underwear and a sweater.
Who invented sarcasm?
Who invented sarcasm?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 28, 2007, 09:46:28 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 28, 2007, 09:46:28 AM
It was me.
Five thousand years ago.
And the cause was...well, guess? It starts with V and ends with -aseline. Five times.
And my evil alter ego.
Who is YOUR evil alter ego, then?
Five thousand years ago.
And the cause was...well, guess? It starts with V and ends with -aseline. Five times.
And my evil alter ego.
Who is YOUR evil alter ego, then?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: The Vampire Hao on March 28, 2007, 09:06:56 PM
Post by: The Vampire Hao on March 28, 2007, 09:06:56 PM
My alter EGO is the sun o.o can destroy you and the entire planet lol
Do you have an evil side anyway?
Do you have an evil side anyway?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on March 29, 2007, 02:01:30 AM
Post by: Exa on March 29, 2007, 02:01:30 AM
I don't think so, because evil sides/alteregos/etc. are so cliche, and we will end up destroying each other.
What happens, if we travel back to the past, and brings to the present:
- a T-Rex
- a Roman Legion
- William the Conqueror
- Napoleon
- a T-72 tank
?
What happens, if we travel back to the past, and brings to the present:
- a T-Rex
- a Roman Legion
- William the Conqueror
- Napoleon
- a T-72 tank
?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 29, 2007, 04:01:55 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 29, 2007, 04:01:55 PM
Total obvious - there will be a tournament of greco-roman crud-out-of-beating between all o' them.
Okeyssu, lesse...
First match, T-Rex vs T-72 Tank.
Since a tank is just fat, needs people to pilot it, and the T-Rex has powers of ancient awesomeness (and FANGS), the drivers will be EATEN and the tank then ravaged. Winner, T-Rex.
Second match, Roman Legion vs William the Conqueror.
Okay, here are the evil swordsmanship fight. But since the legionnaires are just henchmen and general minions, and ser William is a bloody scot, William will win bigtime without even having to twitch since the legionnaire will just bow down and pledge fealty to him right away. Aw man, how awesome you can be...
Third match then, Napoleon vs the Question mark.
Both competitors will lose because of the question mark's powers of paradox, paranormality, stupidity and general weirdness. Napoleon will start swearing in french and the question mark will disappear. Both disqualified.
Final match, T-Rex vs William the Conqueror (and his slave legionnaire minion).
Since swords are way much more awesome than fangs, and two sword-wielders obviously beats one fangly monster in levels of sheer awesome, rexy-pexy won't be able to see his enemies until they hack his legs off. Rexy's last sight will be the great beard of the fearsome scot, staring lightning in his giant eyes, and then he will be brainslashed by the legionnaire, who had somehow gotten hold of a super awesome katana.
Then the pair will go out in the world of presentness, and cause general chaos until some company bribes them into hosting some tv show, and the world's peace will be back.
What will happen if you put in the same room, a brit, a scot, an eyrishmen and a welsh?
Okeyssu, lesse...
First match, T-Rex vs T-72 Tank.
Since a tank is just fat, needs people to pilot it, and the T-Rex has powers of ancient awesomeness (and FANGS), the drivers will be EATEN and the tank then ravaged. Winner, T-Rex.
Second match, Roman Legion vs William the Conqueror.
Okay, here are the evil swordsmanship fight. But since the legionnaires are just henchmen and general minions, and ser William is a bloody scot, William will win bigtime without even having to twitch since the legionnaire will just bow down and pledge fealty to him right away. Aw man, how awesome you can be...
Third match then, Napoleon vs the Question mark.
Both competitors will lose because of the question mark's powers of paradox, paranormality, stupidity and general weirdness. Napoleon will start swearing in french and the question mark will disappear. Both disqualified.
Final match, T-Rex vs William the Conqueror (and his slave legionnaire minion).
Since swords are way much more awesome than fangs, and two sword-wielders obviously beats one fangly monster in levels of sheer awesome, rexy-pexy won't be able to see his enemies until they hack his legs off. Rexy's last sight will be the great beard of the fearsome scot, staring lightning in his giant eyes, and then he will be brainslashed by the legionnaire, who had somehow gotten hold of a super awesome katana.
Then the pair will go out in the world of presentness, and cause general chaos until some company bribes them into hosting some tv show, and the world's peace will be back.
What will happen if you put in the same room, a brit, a scot, an eyrishmen and a welsh?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 06, 2007, 03:29:42 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 06, 2007, 03:29:42 AM
the eyrishmen would probably take off the other 3 guys eyes then the eyrishmen would fight amongst themselves for the honor of becoming the supreme eyrish and the master of the room!
Why is your head so big??
Why is your head so big??
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 06, 2007, 06:01:27 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 06, 2007, 06:01:27 AM
Due to all the illegal implants, which link me up to the net.
Why can't penguins fly?
Why can't penguins fly?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 06, 2007, 06:51:53 AM
Post by: Gummster on April 06, 2007, 06:51:53 AM
Because then they would be to scattered around the world, and that would kill thew world of awesomeness!
Why wont the trees reply my e-mails?
Why wont the trees reply my e-mails?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 06, 2007, 08:39:46 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 06, 2007, 08:39:46 AM
Because they have un-malloc()ed memory in their leafs.
Why do noses run and feet smell?
Why do noses run and feet smell?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 08, 2007, 03:00:46 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 08, 2007, 03:00:46 PM
Noses run because they are living in fear of the eternal snowstorm, and cold wind makes your nose run away really fast. Cuz they don't like it.
And feet smell because, well, they don't like you. Or if they do it's foot pheromones.
Proboscis, is that a good thing?
And feet smell because, well, they don't like you. Or if they do it's foot pheromones.
Proboscis, is that a good thing?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 09, 2007, 07:12:38 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 09, 2007, 07:12:38 AM
either Proboscis is or Antiboscis is. No idea which :)
which issues can not be solved by a sufficiently big hammer or a tactical nuke?
which issues can not be solved by a sufficiently big hammer or a tactical nuke?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on April 09, 2007, 02:06:46 PM
Post by: Exa on April 09, 2007, 02:06:46 PM
Definitely anything which requires clear, soft and precise work.
What would be the ideal tool which solves any problem?
What would be the ideal tool which solves any problem?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2007, 02:17:32 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2007, 02:17:32 PM
There are three of them already. They are:
Plastic Padding
Duct Tape
And of course, CTRL+ALT+Delete.
Beside a Geass, what else can a red origami figure in someone's eyes mean?
Plastic Padding
Duct Tape
And of course, CTRL+ALT+Delete.
Beside a Geass, what else can a red origami figure in someone's eyes mean?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on April 09, 2007, 04:42:16 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on April 09, 2007, 04:42:16 PM
Someone has been playing with my slingshot and mini origami kits!
Next question:
What does it mean if you see rose petals falling out of the sky?
Next question:
What does it mean if you see rose petals falling out of the sky?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 09, 2007, 05:12:59 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 09, 2007, 05:12:59 PM
It means that the laws of physics are indeed wrong as I have always said!
Why was the human being created?
Why was the human being created?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on April 09, 2007, 05:57:35 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on April 09, 2007, 05:57:35 PM
To compute the answer to life, the universe, and everything!
Next question:
What is a charged-particle sub-etha wave-motion dark-matter subprime-pressure preemptive-multitasking bilateral-processing distiller used for?
Next question:
What is a charged-particle sub-etha wave-motion dark-matter subprime-pressure preemptive-multitasking bilateral-processing distiller used for?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 09, 2007, 06:28:07 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 09, 2007, 06:28:07 PM
Give me coffee.
Where did Lisa go?
Where did Lisa go?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on April 09, 2007, 06:40:54 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on April 09, 2007, 06:40:54 PM
To a small distributor in New Mexico where they were sold for a fourteenth of their original price as Macintosh XL's.
The next question:
What is the best thing Hillary Clinton can do for America?
The next question:
What is the best thing Hillary Clinton can do for America?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Vyle on April 14, 2007, 01:05:45 AM
Post by: Vyle on April 14, 2007, 01:05:45 AM
A1: Remove her disguise, and admit that she's not really a she, but a tri-gender alien from a planet that god created wrong... as a joke.
A2: Run a massive zombie-awareness campaign so we can all be prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse, and so every zombie flick that comes out won't have it's folks spend 75% of the movie before they figure out to shoot em in the heads.
Q: Hornswoop me bungo pony? (who, what, why, and how did it change your life)
A2: Run a massive zombie-awareness campaign so we can all be prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse, and so every zombie flick that comes out won't have it's folks spend 75% of the movie before they figure out to shoot em in the heads.
Q: Hornswoop me bungo pony? (who, what, why, and how did it change your life)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 16, 2007, 07:55:01 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 16, 2007, 07:55:01 AM
It made me succumb to chronic insanity at last. Also noodles, five equally maddened killer chickens with bazookas and because of the POTATOES.
What is the absolutely worst possible (and yes, POSSIBLE, not just simply bad but impossible cuz that's too bloody damn easy, yarou!) school uniform that you can think of, and how would you react if you were forced to wear it?
What is the absolutely worst possible (and yes, POSSIBLE, not just simply bad but impossible cuz that's too bloody damn easy, yarou!) school uniform that you can think of, and how would you react if you were forced to wear it?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 16, 2007, 06:49:04 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 16, 2007, 06:49:04 PM
A pink suit with a picture of the Teletubbies at the front and a giant one of Barbie at the back, I would try as I could to get transferred out of the school if I were forced to wear that.
Who the hell invented Barbie?!
Who the hell invented Barbie?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 16, 2007, 10:13:55 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 16, 2007, 10:13:55 PM
an evil race of aliens bent on destroying mankind by corrupting the innocent and forcing the rest to become pawns in an intergalactic game of chess. i know these things cuz i'm partly an alien too.
what made the monkeys cry during the invasion of the blob thingies from space?
what made the monkeys cry during the invasion of the blob thingies from space?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on April 17, 2007, 11:53:16 AM
Post by: Bella on April 17, 2007, 11:53:16 AM
They're scared.
What happens if you ride a children's tricycle to work?
What happens if you ride a children's tricycle to work?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Vyle on April 19, 2007, 12:12:33 AM
Post by: Vyle on April 19, 2007, 12:12:33 AM
A: You're late to work, and your ass hurts...
Q: What is the square root of roadkill?
Q: What is the square root of roadkill?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on April 19, 2007, 01:29:55 AM
Post by: Bella on April 19, 2007, 01:29:55 AM
A: 21....? Never was that good at math O_o
Q: If everyone in the world jumped up and down at the same time, would the earth go off it's axis?
Q: If everyone in the world jumped up and down at the same time, would the earth go off it's axis?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 19, 2007, 05:43:24 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 19, 2007, 05:43:24 AM
nope, since the world is flat there is no axis whatever that is. the only thing that would happen is that the elephants carrying the world will start to get irate and start running therefore falling behind the turtles back causing the flat disk which we call earth to fall on the back of the giant turtle thus destroying the fragile disk, ending all life with it.
how will the monkey eat the crocodile if the crocodile ate the monkey?
how will the monkey eat the crocodile if the crocodile ate the monkey?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on April 19, 2007, 11:23:16 AM
Post by: Bella on April 19, 2007, 11:23:16 AM
A: From the inside out...ewww....
Q: How do you tell an impostor from a fraud?
Q: How do you tell an impostor from a fraud?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 19, 2007, 01:52:44 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 19, 2007, 01:52:44 PM
I ask.
How did God come into existence?
How did God come into existence?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on April 19, 2007, 10:20:31 PM
Post by: Bella on April 19, 2007, 10:20:31 PM
A: God was always there...in one dimension or another...
Q: What's the stupidest question you've ever heard?
Q: What's the stupidest question you've ever heard?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 20, 2007, 01:27:16 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 20, 2007, 01:27:16 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 20, 2007, 02:53:55 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 20, 2007, 02:53:55 AM
Because it is no microkernel chicken (which just would send a message).
Who ate my breakfast?!
Who ate my breakfast?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on April 20, 2007, 03:29:56 AM
Post by: Exa on April 20, 2007, 03:29:56 AM
An unknown shadowy guy who hates penguines and Linuxes. He wants to make his revenge in that way.
What would happen if we mix penguines with pigs?
What would happen if we mix penguines with pigs?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 20, 2007, 03:50:34 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 20, 2007, 03:50:34 AM
new surpreme OS-tans are created because you combine the OSS knowledge of the Tux with the drawing skills of the pig. :)
huh?! where am I?
huh?! where am I?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 20, 2007, 05:19:08 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 20, 2007, 05:19:08 AM
your in the twilight ZONE!!! Ta-dum! ta-dum!!
where do chocolate come from?
where do chocolate come from?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 20, 2007, 07:00:26 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 20, 2007, 07:00:26 AM
From a magic fountain in a museum in Cologne! GNOMEs then make chocolate bars and other chocolate goodness out of it (which also explains wy GNOME is that fat)
Why is it always that if you want to print n pages, you only have n-1 sheets of paper?
Why is it always that if you want to print n pages, you only have n-1 sheets of paper?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 20, 2007, 07:27:47 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 20, 2007, 07:27:47 AM
because the printer feels that you are going to forget it if it finishes its job so it counts and eats the paper so that the task never ends, for some time anyway. printers are extremely jealous of other hardwares.
why is this thread suddenly getting popular?
why is this thread suddenly getting popular?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on April 20, 2007, 08:28:36 AM
Post by: Exa on April 20, 2007, 08:28:36 AM
Because it has mind controlling powers which force people to post here!
When will the world end?
When will the world end?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on April 20, 2007, 11:08:52 AM
Post by: Bella on April 20, 2007, 11:08:52 AM
A: 2012. The Mayans say so.
Q: Are scanners suicidal?
Q: Are scanners suicidal?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on April 20, 2007, 12:02:55 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on April 20, 2007, 12:02:55 PM
yes... If they had arms they would cut themselves.
what is the square root of purple? Show your work.
what is the square root of purple? Show your work.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 20, 2007, 08:33:00 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 20, 2007, 08:33:00 PM
The square root of purple is the color of that dress i hid in your drawer yesterday, cappy. Wear it to work and show yours. ;)
How epic is revolution?
How epic is revolution?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on April 21, 2007, 12:45:58 AM
Post by: Exa on April 21, 2007, 12:45:58 AM
The epicness of a revolution is based on many factors, like the number of the revolutionists (NR) and the number of the ones they fight against (NA), depends on the cause (C, from 1 to 100), how many people fall on both sides (NF), and the number of "heroes"/leaders on both sides (NH)
It is like:
((NR+NA)*C+NF)*NH
It can be used not only on revolutions, but on wars, too!
We count epicness in Legy (from Legendary). From 1000000 Legy starts the true epic events!
What would happen if someone has all the blood which spilled ever? (In good liquid quality.)
It is like:
((NR+NA)*C+NF)*NH
It can be used not only on revolutions, but on wars, too!
We count epicness in Legy (from Legendary). From 1000000 Legy starts the true epic events!
What would happen if someone has all the blood which spilled ever? (In good liquid quality.)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2007, 04:13:52 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2007, 04:13:52 AM
He would INSTANTLY become abducted by Tsubashi and all his fellow kinsmen and used as the most long-lasting food ever.
Speaking of which, how many grammes of salad is there on a Big Mac Index Burger?
Speaking of which, how many grammes of salad is there on a Big Mac Index Burger?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 22, 2007, 03:17:10 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 22, 2007, 03:17:10 PM
None what so ever o_o
How many Big Macs have there been sold in the history of man kind?
How many Big Macs have there been sold in the history of man kind?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on April 22, 2007, 03:35:17 PM
Post by: Bella on April 22, 2007, 03:35:17 PM
Waaaaaayyyyy too many.
How do I ward off banshees?
How do I ward off banshees?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 22, 2007, 07:54:28 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 22, 2007, 07:54:28 PM
just chant,
Shee bans! Shee Bans! oh baby, yeah she moos! She Moos! I go Crazy...
Why is the sun so glowy?
Shee bans! Shee Bans! oh baby, yeah she moos! She Moos! I go Crazy...
Why is the sun so glowy?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 22, 2007, 08:26:14 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 22, 2007, 08:26:14 PM
Because of the giant light pulp in the middle.
Where did Figaro really go?
Where did Figaro really go?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 23, 2007, 04:00:24 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on April 23, 2007, 04:00:24 AM
He used Windows... *looks innocently*
How can a Tux only armed with a spear take over the world?
How can a Tux only armed with a spear take over the world?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2007, 09:31:33 AM
Post by: Bella on April 23, 2007, 09:31:33 AM
Cause he so darn cute! Plus, he has the backing of Al Gore, who really loves those cold-weather creatures.
Why is the Windows logo red, green, blue and yellow?
Why is the Windows logo red, green, blue and yellow?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 23, 2007, 02:50:17 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 23, 2007, 02:50:17 PM
Why, cuz' there are so many creatures' blood on it so they're all colors of the damn spectra...
...damn commercialist bastards.
How many eyepatches do you have, then, HUH?!
...damn commercialist bastards.
How many eyepatches do you have, then, HUH?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 23, 2007, 05:22:41 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 23, 2007, 05:22:41 PM
i gots 4! two for my regular eyes and two for my spirit eyes, i just like taking them off and never putting them on!
Who is the Turkey?
Who is the Turkey?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 23, 2007, 05:35:35 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 23, 2007, 05:35:35 PM
'Tis I. Atlast my true identity is reviled prepare for your doom!
Who is the KFC guy?
Who is the KFC guy?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 23, 2007, 05:47:21 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 23, 2007, 05:47:21 PM
the kfc guy is a kernel from the very old days of war with chicken. he faught the chickens bravely and made them into damn good chicken!
Who would win The KFC guy or the Mcdonalds Guy
Who would win The KFC guy or the Mcdonalds Guy
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 23, 2007, 05:53:49 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 23, 2007, 05:53:49 PM
Neither, Buddha would intervene and win.
Who would win? God or Allah?
Who would win? God or Allah?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 23, 2007, 06:05:31 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 23, 2007, 06:05:31 PM
neither as well, buddha still kicks butt!
What is fire? and why is it hot?
What is fire? and why is it hot?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 24, 2007, 03:22:36 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 24, 2007, 03:22:36 AM
It is collective anger and jealousy out of people who can't be as awesome, bishi or generally superior as other folks, reacting with thar oxygen and burning. And it's hot because...well, it's fire, duh!
Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?
Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on April 24, 2007, 07:03:05 AM
Post by: Exa on April 24, 2007, 07:03:05 AM
The chicken doesn't have enough time for it, because it is watching Lucky Star now! XD
Imagine that some crazy people call a crusade against anime. What would you do?
Imagine that some crazy people call a crusade against anime. What would you do?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 24, 2007, 07:21:13 AM
Post by: Gummster on April 24, 2007, 07:21:13 AM
I'd grab my sword and they should be prepared. With actions come consequences, and their actions brought a whole lot baaad consequences.
Who is Buddhas mother?
Who is Buddhas mother?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on April 25, 2007, 10:40:20 AM
Post by: Bella on April 25, 2007, 10:40:20 AM
A very enlightened woman.
How is a universe made?
How is a universe made?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 25, 2007, 12:59:20 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 25, 2007, 12:59:20 PM
By Haruhi when she's bored with the current one. ^_^
What must we do to make sure that does not happen? (I.E, how can we satisfy our great brigade chief Suzumiya-sama?
What must we do to make sure that does not happen? (I.E, how can we satisfy our great brigade chief Suzumiya-sama?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 25, 2007, 01:26:41 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 25, 2007, 01:26:41 PM
Sacrifice a Kyon to her!
How do we find a Kyon?
How do we find a Kyon?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 25, 2007, 02:23:03 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 25, 2007, 02:23:03 PM
Hey, you've just come to the right person! I can summon the Sighs of Kyon, and also the Sarcasm of Kyon if i need to quite easily, even in crossover mode. I think I can summon all of him if need be...hmm.
So! Are YOU going to join the HARU-NATAlliance or not!?
So! Are YOU going to join the HARU-NATAlliance or not!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on April 26, 2007, 01:33:39 AM
Post by: Exa on April 26, 2007, 01:33:39 AM
I'm already a faithful member of the HARU-NATAlliance, and I'll protect it with my life!!
What would you do if the different factions in the forum would open their own topics? Would you write in the other faction's topics or not? Would it start a flamewar?
What would you do if the different factions in the forum would open their own topics? Would you write in the other faction's topics or not? Would it start a flamewar?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 26, 2007, 01:40:21 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 26, 2007, 01:40:21 AM
Heh, I've already been plotting...it's all a part of my plan. (excluding flamewars) Just you wait! The Thread will come!
Or maybe *spawns stupid idea* one could create some clubs? (forum groups)
Or maybe *spawns stupid idea* one could create some clubs? (forum groups)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on April 26, 2007, 01:45:30 AM
Post by: Exa on April 26, 2007, 01:45:30 AM
You mean like the clubs in HongFire? (HF-Haruhiism, HF-Key, ...)
Well, I'm not a creator type, but if such a club would exist, I'm gladly join to it!
What was the craziest world domination plan you have ever heard?
Well, I'm not a creator type, but if such a club would exist, I'm gladly join to it!
What was the craziest world domination plan you have ever heard?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 26, 2007, 01:47:48 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 26, 2007, 01:47:48 AM
Not heard. Thought up. -w-
And it mainly consisted of chicken invasions.
Does an Itsuki really work?
And it mainly consisted of chicken invasions.
Does an Itsuki really work?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 27, 2007, 04:06:45 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 27, 2007, 04:06:45 PM
Yes, well sometimes not, but most of the times yes.
Who invented viols?
Who invented viols?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 27, 2007, 04:43:38 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 27, 2007, 04:43:38 PM
It MUST have been Oscar Wilde. And he probably invented the Viol-IN and Viol-OUT as well...
Btw, what does a Viol-OUT do?
Btw, what does a Viol-OUT do?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 27, 2007, 11:07:00 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on April 27, 2007, 11:07:00 PM
it turns the viol-IN inside out!
what would happen if monkeys ruled the world? not apes!
what would happen if monkeys ruled the world? not apes!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on April 27, 2007, 11:59:23 PM
Post by: Bella on April 27, 2007, 11:59:23 PM
We'd live in trees and clean each other's hair.
I'm interesting in making some new emoticons, but don't know what association I would send them to for approval. Do you know who governs emoticons?
I'm interesting in making some new emoticons, but don't know what association I would send them to for approval. Do you know who governs emoticons?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on April 28, 2007, 03:39:07 PM
Post by: Gummster on April 28, 2007, 03:39:07 PM
That would be Emoticion (pronounced as Emo-tic-ion). Lord of all that is emoticon.
What would you do if you couldn't talk?
What would you do if you couldn't talk?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 29, 2007, 02:52:09 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 29, 2007, 02:52:09 AM
Insult everyone with my silence. -w-
What if all your figurines suddenly turned out to have been alive all along? -w-
What if all your figurines suddenly turned out to have been alive all along? -w-
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on May 05, 2007, 08:10:32 PM
Post by: Gummster on May 05, 2007, 08:10:32 PM
I would rejoice!
Where could I get a piece of an electric cello?
Where could I get a piece of an electric cello?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 06, 2007, 04:58:33 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 06, 2007, 04:58:33 AM
At the same place where that guy got that electric banjo i saw...^~^
What is the formula for the boringness of math studying?
What is the formula for the boringness of math studying?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on May 06, 2007, 05:58:58 AM
Post by: Gummster on May 06, 2007, 05:58:58 AM
x+a+(y-c*a)+x=Booooring
Who took my book!
Who took my book!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on May 06, 2007, 06:36:11 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on May 06, 2007, 06:36:11 AM
It was me! I was the turkey~!
Who took his book?
Who took his book?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 06, 2007, 07:02:07 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 06, 2007, 07:02:07 AM
It was the Turk...ish.
Also, Who is Invandrish?
Also, Who is Invandrish?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on May 17, 2007, 10:25:11 PM
Post by: Bella on May 17, 2007, 10:25:11 PM
Nooooo idea.
Who killed the electric car?
Who killed the electric car?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on May 18, 2007, 08:01:27 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on May 18, 2007, 08:01:27 PM
It was me! i killed the electric car with my electric baseball bat!
what is the worst problem of the world?
what is the worst problem of the world?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 19, 2007, 05:15:23 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 19, 2007, 05:15:23 PM
Militant Mice, like the one in your new avi.
What is the LEAST problem of the world?
What is the LEAST problem of the world?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 21, 2007, 07:57:04 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 21, 2007, 07:57:04 AM
Giant Tuxes approaching the M$ headquarter
Hey dude, where is my car?
Hey dude, where is my car?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on May 21, 2007, 11:39:37 AM
Post by: Exa on May 21, 2007, 11:39:37 AM
Where you left it, of course! :D
What kind of curse would you put to your worst enemy if you could?
What kind of curse would you put to your worst enemy if you could?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 21, 2007, 01:40:00 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 21, 2007, 01:40:00 PM
The curse of not being able to speak in italics. HA.
Will my maths finals go like crap or like fish oil?
Will my maths finals go like crap or like fish oil?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on May 21, 2007, 01:46:30 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on May 21, 2007, 01:46:30 PM
your math finals will eat you and make a house of your bones.
what does purple taste like?
what does purple taste like?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 21, 2007, 02:01:22 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 21, 2007, 02:01:22 PM
Like old hats. Old hats that have been worn by very, very, very old people.
...or chicken, but everything else does that too, so it doesn't count.
Is there anything in this world except BEEF that doesn't taste like chicken?
...or chicken, but everything else does that too, so it doesn't count.
Is there anything in this world except BEEF that doesn't taste like chicken?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 21, 2007, 03:09:30 PM
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 21, 2007, 03:09:30 PM
Everything which is marketed to have chicken-flavour.
How can you imagine a reddish green?
How can you imagine a reddish green?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 21, 2007, 04:07:47 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 21, 2007, 04:07:47 PM
Of course! There's that salad thingy, that's red. But since it's salad, it's actually green...really.
Or rhubarb. That's definitely reddish green.
Ahoy cap'n rhubarb, hoist yer sails, who'll be seeing the premiere of At World's End?
Or rhubarb. That's definitely reddish green.
Ahoy cap'n rhubarb, hoist yer sails, who'll be seeing the premiere of At World's End?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 03, 2007, 05:29:08 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 03, 2007, 05:29:08 PM
Not me... Because I don't like big Hollywood movies.
Do you like big Hollywood movies?
Do you like big Hollywood movies?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 03, 2007, 05:39:05 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 03, 2007, 05:39:05 PM
If Captain Rhubarb is in it, I'd totally hit it.
Hay gais, i just came up with the greatest idea evar!!!
Create some kind of good software...dunno what really...but anyways...and you name it with the acronym NINJA. And guess what it stands for?
NO IT'S NOT a fukken JAPANESE ASSASSIN (coming to kill you)
LOL!!! >w<
........okay, was that actually funny or am i just way to tired/mentally stoned for this shit?
Hay gais, i just came up with the greatest idea evar!!!
Create some kind of good software...dunno what really...but anyways...and you name it with the acronym NINJA. And guess what it stands for?
NO IT'S NOT a fukken JAPANESE ASSASSIN (coming to kill you)
LOL!!! >w<
........okay, was that actually funny or am i just way to tired/mentally stoned for this shit?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 03, 2007, 05:51:51 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 03, 2007, 05:51:51 PM
You're way too mentally stoned.
Was that funny?
Was that funny?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 03, 2007, 05:58:06 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 03, 2007, 05:58:06 PM
Hells yes, it was. More so than an african locker-tackler beaver, and that's not so little.
I will goes to beds nau. What will i dream of?
I will goes to beds nau. What will i dream of?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 03, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 03, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
You will dream of glorious violins cellos oboes and timpani showing you the correct way of music.
I'm about to do the same. Should I wait untill I'm almost dead of tiredness or sleep now?
I'm about to do the same. Should I wait untill I'm almost dead of tiredness or sleep now?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 03, 2007, 06:06:30 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 03, 2007, 06:06:30 PM
...i vote for sleep now. (i have more than half the votes in the orion council so i win!)
Will i wake up with a blooded-down bed again this time? (like I did last time I was totally mentally stoned when i went to bed)
Will i wake up with a blooded-down bed again this time? (like I did last time I was totally mentally stoned when i went to bed)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 03, 2007, 06:15:57 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 03, 2007, 06:15:57 PM
Without doubt.
Did you take Figaro!?
Did you take Figaro!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2007, 04:01:36 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2007, 04:01:36 AM
Take? HAH! I ATE him. *kekekekeke*
Was that evil?
Was that evil?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on June 04, 2007, 10:50:08 AM
Post by: NewYinzer on June 04, 2007, 10:50:08 AM
Not quite. If you were starving and had no food for miles, that's okay. But if you had some pocky right next to your bed, yes.
What would you do if a yakuza had a hit out on you?
What would you do if a yakuza had a hit out on you?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Xeon on June 04, 2007, 11:08:07 AM
Post by: Xeon on June 04, 2007, 11:08:07 AM
Go to the nearest airport and buy the cheapest ticket to iraq and rent an underground bunker for a week while surviving on pockys ginger ale and kool aids and wait for them to think im dead and go for my brother
How do YOU do the cha-cha?
How do YOU do the cha-cha?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2007, 12:11:01 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2007, 12:11:01 PM
POCKY...GINGER BREAD...AND VASELINE...IN TIBBLE!
Who's making the Hammers?
Who's making the Hammers?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 04, 2007, 12:35:31 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 04, 2007, 12:35:31 PM
I am.
Are you the chosen one?
Are you the chosen one?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2007, 01:40:54 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2007, 01:40:54 PM
No...I'm many chosen ones in a bundle!!! >w<
How much Hammer Time do you get, then?
How much Hammer Time do you get, then?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 04, 2007, 01:53:33 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 04, 2007, 01:53:33 PM
Much.
Does caps control your mind?
Does caps control your mind?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2007, 01:59:06 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2007, 01:59:06 PM
Caps control is cruise lock for cool. Wait...
Should i seek help if i didn't do that on purpose?
Should i seek help if i didn't do that on purpose?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 04, 2007, 02:04:02 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 04, 2007, 02:04:02 PM
No if you promise never to do it again.
Ya' promise to never do it again?
Ya' promise to never do it again?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2007, 02:08:29 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2007, 02:08:29 PM
Itts aalllllllllllllllright .w.
What's gonna be this year's musical summer plague?
What's gonna be this year's musical summer plague?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 05:29:04 AM
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 05:29:04 AM
Probably rap or hip-hop. Those are the only musical plagues in existence.
Is life going get more complicated?
Is life going get more complicated?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 07:06:49 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 07:06:49 AM
Complicated = 43^4 stuck in a banana. And 43^4 is definitely more than life, so yes.
Just how is a flaming monkey physically possible?
Just how is a flaming monkey physically possible?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 04:55:15 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 04:55:15 PM
You only need a monkey and matches, for how long the monkey survives, I can not guarantee
Who is responsible for the mess in my backyard!?
Who is responsible for the mess in my backyard!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 06:15:18 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 06:15:18 PM
The flaming monkey you got yesterday. :P
Why the hell does Satoshi never use the super powers he gains in the 8th pokemon movie EVER again throughout the whole series, despite them being fukken awesome?
Why the hell does Satoshi never use the super powers he gains in the 8th pokemon movie EVER again throughout the whole series, despite them being fukken awesome?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 06:20:48 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 06:20:48 PM
Probably because it's overkill
Why did they change the names in Pokemon.
Why did they change the names in Pokemon.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 06:34:51 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 06:34:51 PM
Because it's 4KIDS!!! 4KIDS IS EVIL!!!!!! DEATH TO ALL OF IT!!! NAU!!!!!
So i herd you liek mudki-
NO!!!
I will NOT succumb to 4chan's evil.
Which pokemon has the absolute highest level of awesome?
So i herd you liek mudki-
NO!!!
I will NOT succumb to 4chan's evil.
Which pokemon has the absolute highest level of awesome?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 06:43:13 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 06:43:13 PM
Pikachu no one else is as awesome as he... she... it?
Who is the ultimate Miyasaki movie character.
Who is the ultimate Miyasaki movie character.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 07:08:39 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 07:08:39 PM
TOTOROOOOOOOO
...because he's so...FAT. >w<
On a scale from ten to fifty-two, how awe some would you rate Seaking?
...because he's so...FAT. >w<
On a scale from ten to fifty-two, how awe some would you rate Seaking?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 07:16:53 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 07:16:53 PM
9, just because it's not possible.
Why are roses red?
Why are roses red?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 07:34:18 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 07:34:18 PM
Well, because...i eated them. '.'
Alright, who stole that cache of chocolate i've been storing up these last few weeks?
Alright, who stole that cache of chocolate i've been storing up these last few weeks?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 07:44:05 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 07:44:05 PM
Totoro, you know why.
Who's responsible for the mess in my well organized bookmarks
Who's responsible for the mess in my well organized bookmarks
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 07:49:07 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2007, 07:49:07 PM
SEAKING
FUKK YEAH
Why is mah Kagamin cryin'?
FUKK YEAH
Why is mah Kagamin cryin'?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 08:10:27 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 09, 2007, 08:10:27 PM
Because Konatta was mean to her..
What happened to HN-A!!!?!?!?!?!?!??
What happened to HN-A!!!?!?!?!?!?!??
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2007, 05:45:47 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2007, 05:45:47 AM
Hmmmm~, i wonder too. Perhaps it could do good with some more material.
What you say we throw in Gintama as marked H-NA, just for fun?
What you say we throw in Gintama as marked H-NA, just for fun?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 10, 2007, 06:37:43 AM
Post by: Gummster on June 10, 2007, 06:37:43 AM
I don't care really.
Is Gintama from Kyo-ani studios?
Is Gintama from Kyo-ani studios?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2007, 08:10:00 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2007, 08:10:00 AM
Nah, sunrise. But it's good still ^^
How would you like your tea, sir?
How would you like your tea, sir?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on June 10, 2007, 09:52:04 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on June 10, 2007, 09:52:04 AM
if she looked more like an anime character, then i would like her
coffee or tea?
coffee or tea?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 10, 2007, 03:44:58 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 10, 2007, 03:44:58 PM
Coffee no doubts.
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke or Pepsi?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2007, 06:05:07 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2007, 06:05:07 PM
Rum.
Why is the rum always gone?
Why is the rum always gone?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on June 10, 2007, 06:07:01 PM
Post by: Gummster on June 10, 2007, 06:07:01 PM
Because pirates drink it.
Who made lolcats?
Who made lolcats?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on June 10, 2007, 08:16:10 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on June 10, 2007, 08:16:10 PM
lolicats
why does nejin like rum?
why does nejin like rum?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 11, 2007, 12:56:47 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 11, 2007, 12:56:47 AM
Nejin has seen too much Pirates of the Carribean for his own good lately, yo ho.
Take what you can, give nothing back?
Take what you can, give nothing back?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 04, 2007, 01:43:01 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 04, 2007, 01:43:01 AM
that's what you do when you play stealing!
why is the pocky so good?
why is the pocky so good?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 09:29:37 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 09:29:37 AM
because is the source of vitamin x,y,z. which make you feel good.
up is down, down is up?
up is down, down is up?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 04, 2007, 11:18:24 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 04, 2007, 11:18:24 AM
Yes
Why, oh why will they not release Xenosaga 3 in Europe?
Why, oh why will they not release Xenosaga 3 in Europe?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 09:21:37 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 09:21:37 PM
Since they're cheap. even to pay attention to others.
why it is dark when close our eyelids?
why it is dark when close our eyelids?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 10:56:59 PM
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 10:56:59 PM
They're painted black or a similar dark colour at birth.
What is this place? =o
What is this place? =o
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:01:44 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:01:44 PM
Forum index » Lounge » Forum Games & Role-Playing.
Why are the rabbits hop?
Why are the rabbits hop?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 11:10:55 PM
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 11:10:55 PM
Their legs are spring-like propulsion devices... or something to that effect.
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:15:36 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:15:36 PM
we live to die on some other days.
what makes the world goes round?
what makes the world goes round?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 11:22:00 PM
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 11:22:00 PM
Ball bearings and someone pedaling really hard.
Why does the sun rise and set?
Why does the sun rise and set?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:25:28 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:25:28 PM
what goes up must come down. the sun is to tired for being up so it set down to relax.
why snow are cold?
why snow are cold?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 11:29:21 PM
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 11:29:21 PM
Because snow is actually fragments of an alternate dimension where everything is always cold.
Why is the world round?
Why is the world round?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:37:06 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:37:06 PM
its flat, but someone pump it into a round sphere like thinging.
why is the sun is hot then?
why is the sun is hot then?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 11:41:55 PM
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 11:41:55 PM
It's actually a very big lightbulb screwed into the sky and lightbulbs get hot.
Why are shiny coins shiny?
Why are shiny coins shiny?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:48:51 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:48:51 PM
someone wax it with shoe wax..
thats why mom said no coin in mouth.
the sea water is so salty, who's fault is that?
thats why mom said no coin in mouth.
the sea water is so salty, who's fault is that?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 11:50:52 PM
Post by: UltZero on July 04, 2007, 11:50:52 PM
Probably Bob. He keeps salting his water saying it will taste better if he does.
Why does it rain?
Why does it rain?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:57:59 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 04, 2007, 11:57:59 PM
you get it wrong dude, its not rain but someone is sprinkling from above if you know what i mean.
how to know if a girl likes you or not?
how to know if a girl likes you or not?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 05, 2007, 12:01:54 AM
Post by: UltZero on July 05, 2007, 12:01:54 AM
She beats the living crap out of you then smiles innocently at your contorted body and tells you to stop following her or she's calling the police.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 05, 2007, 12:12:00 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 05, 2007, 12:12:00 AM
smile......
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 05, 2007, 12:17:54 AM
Post by: UltZero on July 05, 2007, 12:17:54 AM
Oh my bad, I didn't ask a question. Sorry. I didn't pay attention. So...
What if a girl accused you of being a stalker and reported you to the authorities?
What if a girl accused you of being a stalker and reported you to the authorities?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 05, 2007, 12:44:22 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 05, 2007, 12:44:22 AM
i'll say its not me, my body is moved on its own. lol
what will you do then?
what will you do then?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 05, 2007, 12:58:22 AM
Post by: UltZero on July 05, 2007, 12:58:22 AM
I'll avoid any contact with any human for a while to make sure I'm not involved in anything.
What is the Internet?
What is the Internet?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 05, 2007, 01:01:29 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 05, 2007, 01:01:29 AM
international net, a net that is legal to use in all country around the world.
why is firefox called firefox?
why is firefox called firefox?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 05, 2007, 01:08:16 AM
Post by: UltZero on July 05, 2007, 01:08:16 AM
It's a poorly done imitation of a phoenix.
Why am I still here at 2:15 AM?
Why am I still here at 2:15 AM?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 05, 2007, 06:50:33 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 05, 2007, 06:50:33 AM
your not anymore.
why does water flow?
why does water flow?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 05, 2007, 11:30:58 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 05, 2007, 11:30:58 AM
It's not, it's running away from the beermakers
Why won't the environmentalists leave me alone?
Why won't the environmentalists leave me alone?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 05, 2007, 11:17:41 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 05, 2007, 11:17:41 PM
coz they like you. ^^
why am i so hungry?
why am i so hungry?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Xeon on July 06, 2007, 01:29:07 AM
Post by: Xeon on July 06, 2007, 01:29:07 AM
Because Venus isn't in perfect alignment with Jupiter and Pluto which has created a black hole in your stomach
Why do Cows moooo
Why do Cows moooo
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 06, 2007, 07:01:00 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 06, 2007, 07:01:00 AM
because their trying to spell out the letter M.
what are those little things that you see sparkling when something happens to your eyes
what are those little things that you see sparkling when something happens to your eyes
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 06, 2007, 07:57:40 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 06, 2007, 07:57:40 AM
its actually fairy CE. in her cosplay of twinklebell (from disney's peterpan, i forgot how to spell). she testing if you're suitable to go into the os-tan world.
if i said i've been there, will you believe?
if i said i've been there, will you believe?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 06, 2007, 11:50:31 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 06, 2007, 11:50:31 AM
How could I?
Where's teh Chinese guy going?
Where's teh Chinese guy going?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 06, 2007, 09:24:05 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 06, 2007, 09:24:05 PM
south pole, thats no chinese guy.. its me.
what i wanna do there? (south pole)
what i wanna do there? (south pole)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 06, 2007, 10:25:58 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 06, 2007, 10:25:58 PM
get some mutant penguin slaves who can make computer software for you.
what are your goals in life?
what are your goals in life?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: UltZero on July 06, 2007, 11:07:58 PM
Post by: UltZero on July 06, 2007, 11:07:58 PM
Epic battle, win, etc.
What is the circumference of an apple pie?
What is the circumference of an apple pie?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 07, 2007, 08:19:09 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 07, 2007, 08:19:09 PM
42 bloody goodness.
what is the center of the earth made of?
what is the center of the earth made of?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on July 07, 2007, 08:33:10 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on July 07, 2007, 08:33:10 PM
It doesn't matter. According to reputable sources (TV), Shiva is at the center of the earth, controlling everything.
How do you get rid of hippies on your lawn?
How do you get rid of hippies on your lawn?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 08, 2007, 12:37:31 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 08, 2007, 12:37:31 AM
make peas.
are you JUNK?
are you JUNK?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on July 08, 2007, 12:46:31 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on July 08, 2007, 12:46:31 AM
I AM NOT JUNK!! *shoots feathers at you*
What is the square root of cherry pie?
What is the square root of cherry pie?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 08, 2007, 06:46:31 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 08, 2007, 06:46:31 AM
its indeterminable because cherry pies have round roots.
what kind of creature are you?
what kind of creature are you?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 07:44:16 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 07:44:16 AM
teenage mutant computer addicted guy.
what is the sum of everybody on earth weight when its all added up?
what is the sum of everybody on earth weight when its all added up?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 08, 2007, 08:06:12 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 08, 2007, 08:06:12 AM
The same as the weight of earth it self.
What happens when the sky falls?
What happens when the sky falls?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 08:21:13 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 08:21:13 AM
it means doomsday, but if snow is falling then it mean get ready for snow fight. <hide stone in my snowball>
why all of us must die someday?
why all of us must die someday?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 08, 2007, 08:22:36 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 08, 2007, 08:22:36 AM
Because that is God's will
Why do zombies want brains?
Why do zombies want brains?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 08:27:34 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 08:27:34 AM
because their used up their ram.
why am i hot?
why am i hot?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 08, 2007, 08:28:54 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 08, 2007, 08:28:54 AM
Probably because of high temperature in your current location.
What happened to the snow!?
What happened to the snow!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 08:33:30 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 08:33:30 AM
they're shoved away since its blocking my way out from the yard.
what if im not a guy yet not a woman?
what if im not a guy yet not a woman?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 08, 2007, 09:11:25 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 08, 2007, 09:11:25 AM
your not both?
what are things that crawl?
what are things that crawl?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 09:18:06 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 09:18:06 AM
shhs... i seems that i got my hand off again..
whats on you mind?
whats on you mind?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on July 08, 2007, 09:29:57 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on July 08, 2007, 09:29:57 AM
Hairs, skin and the upper part of the skull...
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 08, 2007, 11:25:41 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 08, 2007, 11:25:41 AM
That Jamaican guy
Who let 'em cows out?
Who let 'em cows out?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 08, 2007, 06:27:08 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 08, 2007, 06:27:08 PM
MOOO! MOOO, MOOO MOO!
Okay, why in the holy name of the empress have i suddenly and totally unexplainably both been hit on by guys and accused of having an...extraordinary rear end by random people? I feel insecure as a man!
Okay, why in the holy name of the empress have i suddenly and totally unexplainably both been hit on by guys and accused of having an...extraordinary rear end by random people? I feel insecure as a man!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on July 08, 2007, 07:25:28 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on July 08, 2007, 07:25:28 PM
Stop dressing like a BL character and more like...Tetsuo Shima. Yeah. That'll fix the problem.
Next Question:
How much chuck would Chuck Wood chuck if Chuck would chuck woodchucks?
Next Question:
How much chuck would Chuck Wood chuck if Chuck would chuck woodchucks?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 08, 2007, 07:40:27 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 08, 2007, 07:40:27 PM
NOTHING! For they are not approved by doubleplusgood thingies department. Period!
(oh and also, i do not dress like datsumsu. more like, um, swashbucklery style for the moment, but usually like...um...shirts...?)
Tsui no hitsumon!
Tomorrows lessons are?
(oh and also, i do not dress like datsumsu. more like, um, swashbucklery style for the moment, but usually like...um...shirts...?)
Tsui no hitsumon!
Tomorrows lessons are?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 10:37:17 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2007, 10:37:17 PM
how to dress up that even your mother wont regconize you, <preferable that she wont even say she knows you>
how many goof would it take the whole world as goofy as goofy?
how many goof would it take the whole world as goofy as goofy?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 09, 2007, 07:38:12 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 09, 2007, 07:38:12 AM
Goof-goofidy-goof-goof?
what does brain taste like?
what does brain taste like?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 09, 2007, 07:48:37 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 09, 2007, 07:48:37 AM
you mean the brain cereal?? they're awfully bad tasted.
what does rabbit taste like?
what does rabbit taste like?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 09, 2007, 07:51:28 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 09, 2007, 07:51:28 AM
Actually rabbits taste a it like pork with a chicken texture. anyway they really taste like chocolate filled with nuts!
are you Funk?
are you Funk?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 09, 2007, 08:04:04 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 09, 2007, 08:04:04 AM
Funk? Iech! No! They smell, ugh.
Do i have to take a bath now?
Do i have to take a bath now?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 09, 2007, 08:12:18 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 09, 2007, 08:12:18 AM
YES you Should.
what should i do when im bored?
what should i do when im bored?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 09, 2007, 08:13:04 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 09, 2007, 08:13:04 AM
Hoist the flags. ALWAYS.
So, how's yer flag lookin thar?
So, how's yer flag lookin thar?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 09, 2007, 05:42:46 PM
Post by: Gummster on July 09, 2007, 05:42:46 PM
Not being stolen by Master Chief wannabees.
What drove John to insanity?
What drove John to insanity?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 10, 2007, 05:50:01 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 10, 2007, 05:50:01 PM
Cars. And the driver was a landshark. With lazors on its head. And bears. How he got back from THAT place, I wonder - i mean, it's the capital city of the Kingdom of Madness, after all...
So how did John get back from the city of Insanity, in the Kingdom of Madness? (Was it the Secret Beaver Ninja Clan?)
So how did John get back from the city of Insanity, in the Kingdom of Madness? (Was it the Secret Beaver Ninja Clan?)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 10, 2007, 07:56:43 PM
Post by: Gummster on July 10, 2007, 07:56:43 PM
No, just simple fuma ninjas.
How did my wall clock scare me?
How did my wall clock scare me?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 11, 2007, 09:50:33 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 11, 2007, 09:50:33 AM
you put your own picture on it staring at those whoever that were looking at it.
how can you be scare of your own image?
how can you be scare of your own image?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 11, 2007, 03:03:20 PM
Post by: Gummster on July 11, 2007, 03:03:20 PM
You kidding, I have the scariest look ever!
How can you scare he who fears nothing?
How can you scare he who fears nothing?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 11, 2007, 05:06:49 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 11, 2007, 05:06:49 PM
Throw in out in space, and let him taste and phear the Nothing, mwehehe.
Hath thou a need for steed?
Hath thou a need for steed?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 11, 2007, 05:20:25 PM
Post by: Gummster on July 11, 2007, 05:20:25 PM
No, but a horse is okay.
Who invented the horse?
Who invented the horse?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 11, 2007, 05:25:18 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 11, 2007, 05:25:18 PM
The beavers, they needed something with a bit of cleavage. They failed, but they DID make horsies.
How secret is the average beaver?
How secret is the average beaver?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 11, 2007, 05:43:10 PM
Post by: Gummster on July 11, 2007, 05:43:10 PM
Very, stealthier then the Iga ninjas.
Was Ina really Tadakatsu's daughter?
Was Ina really Tadakatsu's daughter?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on July 11, 2007, 06:09:42 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on July 11, 2007, 06:09:42 PM
That doesn't matter. The real question is:
Were you really Tadakatsu's daughter?
Were you really Tadakatsu's daughter?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 11, 2007, 06:51:20 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 11, 2007, 06:51:20 PM
o_o AR YU AKUZING MI OF BEEYING...AN TARP!?!?
How beaver-related is the average secret?
How beaver-related is the average secret?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 11, 2007, 07:29:31 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 11, 2007, 07:29:31 PM
removing Bs and Ss and adding Gs and As makes beavers average
What makes a killer rabbit kill?
What makes a killer rabbit kill?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 12, 2007, 01:12:50 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 12, 2007, 01:12:50 AM
someone pluck their tail off.
what to do if rabbit kills?
what to do if rabbit kills?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 12, 2007, 07:25:19 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 12, 2007, 07:25:19 PM
Hurl a Holy Handgrenade at them. Hey, it works - even if It's Actually That Rabbit From That Movie - or so I've heard.
So who is more awesome, Master Chief or Desu?
So who is more awesome, Master Chief or Desu?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Tsubashi on July 12, 2007, 07:26:54 PM
Post by: Tsubashi on July 12, 2007, 07:26:54 PM
Desu, obviously. What kind of a question is that?
Seriously, What kind of a question is that?
Seriously, What kind of a question is that?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 12, 2007, 08:07:26 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 12, 2007, 08:07:26 PM
It's a /B/ question, with a capital B.
Can you write capital 4's?
Can you write capital 4's?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Tsubashi on July 12, 2007, 10:09:36 PM
Post by: Tsubashi on July 12, 2007, 10:09:36 PM
Sure, but they turn into $ symbols ^__^
Why does this thread exist?
Why does this thread exist?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 14, 2007, 03:57:37 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 14, 2007, 03:57:37 AM
Oh, if you must know it's a trap so that you can bite people when they're distracted, but don't tell them!
Am I drugging myself down on Halo 2 WAY too much?
Am I drugging myself down on Halo 2 WAY too much?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 14, 2007, 08:21:02 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 14, 2007, 08:21:02 AM
Cuz your Drugged! Those evil game producers drugged you when you didn't notice.
Wats an Os-tan Master?
Wats an Os-tan Master?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Tsubashi on July 14, 2007, 11:24:27 AM
Post by: Tsubashi on July 14, 2007, 11:24:27 AM
Someone with 1500+ posts, silly!
Why don't people spell things right?
Why don't people spell things right?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 14, 2007, 11:40:35 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 14, 2007, 11:40:35 AM
Because...they're either drunk, drugged or hired conspirators from M$.
What anime should I have on my iPod during my USA trip?
What anime should I have on my iPod during my USA trip?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 14, 2007, 03:23:09 PM
Post by: Gummster on July 14, 2007, 03:23:09 PM
Jungle wa itsumo Hale nochi Guu, no doubt!
You seen Guu?
You seen Guu?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 14, 2007, 06:28:39 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 14, 2007, 06:28:39 PM
Noes, not a single photon of it.
You seen Uguu?
You seen Uguu?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on July 14, 2007, 08:30:06 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on July 14, 2007, 08:30:06 PM
Don't know what that is, so no.
Will Family Guy ever be a good TV show?
Will Family Guy ever be a good TV show?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 15, 2007, 07:09:21 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 15, 2007, 07:09:21 AM
ya. when its over.
Where is Hii!
Where is Hii!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 15, 2007, 09:35:51 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 15, 2007, 09:35:51 AM
Hii is here!!!
Was that a bad, really bad or just tasteless pun?
Was that a bad, really bad or just tasteless pun?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 16, 2007, 05:54:27 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 16, 2007, 05:54:27 AM
my tongue got numb, so its tasteless even if i eat soap.
ain't soap is to clean thing out, why cant i clean all the pervert thought?
ain't soap is to clean thing out, why cant i clean all the pervert thought?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 16, 2007, 10:58:43 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 16, 2007, 10:58:43 PM
cus you need to open ze skull to clean ze brain. you needs to buy ze hakzaw and uze it zomtimes
how thick is ze skull?
how thick is ze skull?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 17, 2007, 02:43:13 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 17, 2007, 02:43:13 AM
1.8inch from the greek mythology and was made of special metal that were used to make c-chan pots.
Why do C-chan has a pot? and im not?
Why do C-chan has a pot? and im not?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 17, 2007, 02:54:42 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 17, 2007, 02:54:42 AM
C-chan likes to sleep in his pot. you however do not want to sleep in a pot. you want to sleep on Gin-sama's lap!
What is the cause of Blubbering?
What is the cause of Blubbering?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 17, 2007, 03:09:27 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 17, 2007, 03:09:27 AM
*man you're so right,i like that*
blubbering, is the effect after eating too many blu berry. will die in 40 second unless you eat a raspberry after that.
what's the diff between bunny and rabbit?
blubbering, is the effect after eating too many blu berry. will die in 40 second unless you eat a raspberry after that.
what's the diff between bunny and rabbit?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 17, 2007, 05:46:52 PM
Post by: Gummster on July 17, 2007, 05:46:52 PM
Rabbits are cyborgs.
What is the difference between rabbits and wabbits?
What is the difference between rabbits and wabbits?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 18, 2007, 06:31:15 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 18, 2007, 06:31:15 PM
wabbits stand on two feet.
What are monkeys made of?
What are monkeys made of?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 18, 2007, 07:39:06 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 18, 2007, 07:39:06 PM
sugar,spice, and everything naughty. ME accidentally added the extra ingredient, chemical xyy
which is stronger, the beaver clan or the meerkats clan?
which is stronger, the beaver clan or the meerkats clan?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 18, 2007, 08:29:43 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 18, 2007, 08:29:43 PM
it depends, which one is composed of ninjas?
what is this chemical xyy you speak of?
what is this chemical xyy you speak of?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 18, 2007, 08:51:32 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 18, 2007, 08:51:32 PM
extended version of chemical X by professor Utonium.
why does fish are smelly though they're always in water before?
Quoteit depends, which one is composed of ninjas?^ both.
why does fish are smelly though they're always in water before?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 19, 2007, 06:28:31 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 19, 2007, 06:28:31 AM
Because the fish guys are smelly, and the smell of them goes on the fishes.
Why does hair grow?
Why does hair grow?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 19, 2007, 06:40:13 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on July 19, 2007, 06:40:13 AM
cuz it needs to come out of the body. we are all full of hairs and we need to make way for the things we eat.
why are ninjas so cool?
why are ninjas so cool?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on July 19, 2007, 08:23:20 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on July 19, 2007, 08:23:20 AM
Because they live in the mountains, where the temperature is lower.
Why is Timid Tiger* timid?
* a German cartoon rock band
Why is Timid Tiger* timid?
* a German cartoon rock band
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2007, 08:53:10 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2007, 08:53:10 AM
They don't have enough soda. That's why.
Do YOU have enough soda?
Do YOU have enough soda?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 19, 2007, 09:02:50 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 19, 2007, 09:02:50 AM
Yes, like 5 liters or so.
Who created the soda and why.
Who created the soda and why.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2007, 09:06:28 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2007, 09:06:28 AM
QUESTIONMARKS DID LOLOLOLOOLOLO??? !!!
Reducing stuff to shrapnel = fun?
Reducing stuff to shrapnel = fun?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 19, 2007, 09:11:57 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 19, 2007, 09:11:57 AM
No.
What idiot invented the word lol?
What idiot invented the word lol?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2007, 09:42:46 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2007, 09:42:46 AM
I dunno, Mr.T?
WAT SHOOP DA WOOP SHOOPED DA WOOP SHOOPDAWOOP?
WAT SHOOP DA WOOP SHOOPED DA WOOP SHOOPDAWOOP?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on July 19, 2007, 10:22:38 AM
Post by: Gummster on July 19, 2007, 10:22:38 AM
People who can talk.
Why is there a self destruct button on my computer?
Why is there a self destruct button on my computer?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on July 19, 2007, 11:43:37 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on July 19, 2007, 11:43:37 AM
Because... hey, look over there, a COW! *runs/waddles away*
Where can I find living Tuxes?
Where can I find living Tuxes?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2007, 02:39:33 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2007, 02:39:33 PM
To see the truth...you can only look...inside yourself.
Then, what would Haruhi be thinking if she had read it?
Then, what would Haruhi be thinking if she had read it?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on August 01, 2007, 06:52:31 AM
Post by: Acher13 on August 01, 2007, 06:52:31 AM
Mikuru. (poor asahina)
then what would yuki think?
then what would yuki think?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 01, 2007, 07:24:37 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 01, 2007, 07:24:37 AM
she'd be thinking about me! ;068
what is the root of evil?
what is the root of evil?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NaGeL on August 03, 2007, 02:53:36 PM
Post by: NaGeL on August 03, 2007, 02:53:36 PM
Bill gates.
why does my Brain hurts?
why does my Brain hurts?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on August 03, 2007, 04:12:03 PM
Post by: Gummster on August 03, 2007, 04:12:03 PM
Because you think to much.
What is the root of all good?
What is the root of all good?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 03, 2007, 09:07:38 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 03, 2007, 09:07:38 PM
Money and Power!
What is the root of all food?
What is the root of all food?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NaGeL on August 04, 2007, 03:04:34 AM
Post by: NaGeL on August 04, 2007, 03:04:34 AM
Humans
what is the root of all drink?
what is the root of all drink?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 04, 2007, 04:35:41 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 04, 2007, 04:35:41 AM
beavers. they are the source of all beaverages
what is the cause of death?
what is the cause of death?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NaGeL on August 04, 2007, 01:56:28 PM
Post by: NaGeL on August 04, 2007, 01:56:28 PM
system error.
what is love?
what is love?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on August 04, 2007, 01:58:16 PM
Post by: Gummster on August 04, 2007, 01:58:16 PM
The most beautiful thing to have ever happened to man.
What are feelings?
What are feelings?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 05, 2007, 02:49:50 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 05, 2007, 02:49:50 AM
they are things found inside food stuff, especially baked goods and sandwiches.
why do you use the internet?
why do you use the internet?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on August 05, 2007, 06:28:04 AM
Post by: Gummster on August 05, 2007, 06:28:04 AM
That... is a really good question...
Why do you use computers?
Why do you use computers?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 05, 2007, 08:13:15 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 05, 2007, 08:13:15 AM
Cuz its like TV. only more interactive and there's a commercial blocker :)
What else floats in water?
What else floats in water?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on August 05, 2007, 11:53:09 AM
Post by: Gummster on August 05, 2007, 11:53:09 AM
Witches.
What is the answer?
What is the answer?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 06, 2007, 07:10:35 AM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on August 06, 2007, 07:10:35 AM
everything
The answer to life, the universe and everything.
The answer to life, the universe and everything.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 13, 2007, 03:35:59 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 13, 2007, 03:35:59 AM
ROOT BEER
Was that, a really damn bad pun or was it a personal insult to someone (tsubashi, for instance)?
Was that, a really damn bad pun or was it a personal insult to someone (tsubashi, for instance)?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on September 05, 2007, 01:52:49 PM
Post by: Gummster on September 05, 2007, 01:52:49 PM
Bad pun.
Who the **** created parent-teacher meetings!?
Who the **** created parent-teacher meetings!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on September 05, 2007, 08:46:59 PM
Post by: Acher13 on September 05, 2007, 08:46:59 PM
the principal, i'm positive its him!!
why bad is bad and is not good?
why bad is bad and is not good?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Exa on September 06, 2007, 01:13:09 AM
Post by: Exa on September 06, 2007, 01:13:09 AM
Because if bad were good, good were be bad, so the two would be the same.
What is the ultimate FOOD?
What is the ultimate FOOD?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 06, 2007, 10:39:56 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 06, 2007, 10:39:56 AM
Cup ramen w/ meatballs. -w-
Will you get gray if you blend black and white? I mean, will you? Really really?
Will you get gray if you blend black and white? I mean, will you? Really really?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on September 10, 2007, 05:27:30 AM
Post by: Acher13 on September 10, 2007, 05:27:30 AM
Suppose to but NO, it all turns black. since i put the mixture for black is more than white, thats why.
if digimon were real, would you still wish for pokemon?
if digimon were real, would you still wish for pokemon?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 10, 2007, 10:54:02 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 10, 2007, 10:54:02 AM
Hells yes. Digimon are just lame ripoffs with lame names and exaggerated power and retardedness.
Wouldya like some SMOOCHIN'?
Wouldya like some SMOOCHIN'?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Techno the fox on September 22, 2007, 04:53:00 PM
Post by: Techno the fox on September 22, 2007, 04:53:00 PM
Well, that depends...If the Square route of Pie divided by bananas Times the Number of Anonymous in 4chan...so...Idk..:P
How would it be possible to Convert the Masses of pointless ad-topics from spambots into a useable energy?
How would it be possible to Convert the Masses of pointless ad-topics from spambots into a useable energy?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Icelilly on September 23, 2007, 09:26:08 AM
Post by: Icelilly on September 23, 2007, 09:26:08 AM
We shove it in a spambot machine and let it run. And.... you're welcome.
How would it be possible to bring the OS-tans into real life?
How would it be possible to bring the OS-tans into real life?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 23, 2007, 01:19:54 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 23, 2007, 01:19:54 PM
AI systems with NI plugins to humanoid interfaces, I've given some thought into that over the years. The only thing left would be how to actually translate the neural data to binary, but since you need an NI for that before you actually thought about it in the first place OSHI-
It wouldn't, it would create too much of a pime taradox.
How pointless is your CV if the only thing you have in it is "Professional WoW player"?
It wouldn't, it would create too much of a pime taradox.
How pointless is your CV if the only thing you have in it is "Professional WoW player"?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on October 04, 2007, 04:29:08 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on October 04, 2007, 04:29:08 AM
It is not pointless at all. The Chinese goldfarming company will happily employ you if you made a living just with WoW.
Where can one meet real Linux-penguins?
Where can one meet real Linux-penguins?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Techno the fox on October 04, 2007, 06:50:51 PM
Post by: Techno the fox on October 04, 2007, 06:50:51 PM
In Sub dimmension 1836-B ; The Linux Dimmension.
But I must warn you..They are agressive towards windows users.
Approach at your own risk.
What would it take to stop an army of angry Me-tans, bent on world domination?
But I must warn you..They are agressive towards windows users.
Approach at your own risk.
What would it take to stop an army of angry Me-tans, bent on world domination?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on October 04, 2007, 08:20:15 PM
Post by: Acher13 on October 04, 2007, 08:20:15 PM
give up nejin-san as sacrifice. *hopefully he can tame all the ME*
what would you do if that plan dont work?
what would you do if that plan dont work?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Tsubashi on October 04, 2007, 11:25:31 PM
Post by: Tsubashi on October 04, 2007, 11:25:31 PM
Correct your grammar and syntax. I'm not particularly worried about Emuii-tan taking over the world, she'll freeze before you can save your work ^.^
What does one do as the solstice approaches?
What does one do as the solstice approaches?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on October 05, 2007, 08:20:41 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on October 05, 2007, 08:20:41 AM
Suffer through Ikea advertising and find someone to lose ones virginity with. Oh and install Linux on at least 5 computers.
Where are my keys?
Edit: Techno, even to assume I use Windows... /me is a very sad penguin now
Where are my keys?
Edit: Techno, even to assume I use Windows... /me is a very sad penguin now
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Q4(V) on October 09, 2007, 05:50:07 AM
Post by: Q4(V) on October 09, 2007, 05:50:07 AM
In the last place you didn't left them....
what does it take to kidnap 3.1 sama and keep her forever?
what does it take to kidnap 3.1 sama and keep her forever?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Techno the fox on October 09, 2007, 06:41:39 AM
Post by: Techno the fox on October 09, 2007, 06:41:39 AM
1. Either an Incredible amount of bravery....Or just a lack of common sence.
2. An EXTREMELY well hidden and hevily guarded secret base,to protect you from her armies of fans of course.
What do you do if you run out of Coca-Cola and Ramen at 2:00 AM when all the stores are closed?
2. An EXTREMELY well hidden and hevily guarded secret base,to protect you from her armies of fans of course.
What do you do if you run out of Coca-Cola and Ramen at 2:00 AM when all the stores are closed?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Zalian on October 09, 2007, 06:20:57 PM
Post by: Zalian on October 09, 2007, 06:20:57 PM
Fly to Tokyo immediately, they have 24-hour ramen cola shops.
What's a cross between a Dio Brando and a Megalith?
What's a cross between a Dio Brando and a Megalith?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Icelilly on October 09, 2007, 07:03:32 PM
Post by: Icelilly on October 09, 2007, 07:03:32 PM
A day when the world ends!
What do you get when you cross ME and XP Pro?
What do you get when you cross ME and XP Pro?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on October 10, 2007, 09:10:11 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on October 10, 2007, 09:10:11 AM
One hell of an H scene.
Why haven't they got around to making a toaster that you CAN bring into a bathtub?
Why haven't they got around to making a toaster that you CAN bring into a bathtub?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on October 10, 2007, 12:39:12 PM
Post by: Gummster on October 10, 2007, 12:39:12 PM
Because toasters as they are is a good answer to the human overpopulation.
Who invented the internet?
Who invented the internet?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Techno the fox on October 10, 2007, 12:44:29 PM
Post by: Techno the fox on October 10, 2007, 12:44:29 PM
The answer to that is truly unknown.
But since Bill Gates invented windows, and windows is the most common Running system people get on the internet with.
Most people just give him credit.
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG?!?!
But since Bill Gates invented windows, and windows is the most common Running system people get on the internet with.
Most people just give him credit.
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG?!?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on October 10, 2007, 12:49:04 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on October 10, 2007, 12:49:04 PM
OMFG!! *pulls pins from thermite grenades hidden in pants*
...aw hell... Not cool....
How do you treat fourth degree burns with art supplies?
...aw hell... Not cool....
How do you treat fourth degree burns with art supplies?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Icelilly on October 10, 2007, 02:53:17 PM
Post by: Icelilly on October 10, 2007, 02:53:17 PM
Put tons and tons of blue and green paint all over it.
Why can't we travel through time?
Why can't we travel through time?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 10, 2007, 03:04:00 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 10, 2007, 03:04:00 PM
Let's ask the Haruhi characters!!!
*summons three hologram-thingies*
There we go! Got your answer? ^w^
WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY DAMN CPU FAN!?!?!
*summons three hologram-thingies*
Quote from: "Suzumiya-sama"Huh? That's just lack of enthusiasm, you wimp! My SOS-Dan shall achieve this goal for the sake of mankind, and making the world a lot more fun!!!
Quote from: "YUKI.N"I cannot. However, time traveling is not very difficult. Words would be insufficient for conveying the concept, and you would not understand.
Quote from: "Mikuru (Small)"Umm...kinsoku jikou desu ^-^;
There we go! Got your answer? ^w^
WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY DAMN CPU FAN!?!?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Icelilly on October 10, 2007, 07:08:15 PM
Post by: Icelilly on October 10, 2007, 07:08:15 PM
You broke it years ago and forgot to replace it! ^^;
How come I can't fly?
How come I can't fly?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Zalian on October 10, 2007, 08:06:10 PM
Post by: Zalian on October 10, 2007, 08:06:10 PM
It is because you don't have wings, or if you do then you're doing it wrong. Otherwise it could be because you're too heavy to float.
Why don't katana have built in crowbars?
Why don't katana have built in crowbars?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 10, 2007, 08:09:34 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 10, 2007, 08:09:34 PM
Because they're SWORDS, elegant instruments of decapitation - not a damn burglar's tool!
And also, you stole my answer to Lilly-san's question, Zalian, but i thought it was so damn awesome (read: I needed it for my question to make sense) so I'll post it anyway...
Because Our Empress, the great Suzumiya Haruhi-sama, has not chosen you as part of the Mahou Shoujo faction.
>w<
...wait, what exactly would happen if Lilly-san was a Mahou Shoujo? *gets a feeling of impending doom and Brokeback Nejin*
And also, you stole my answer to Lilly-san's question, Zalian, but i thought it was so damn awesome (read: I needed it for my question to make sense) so I'll post it anyway...
Because Our Empress, the great Suzumiya Haruhi-sama, has not chosen you as part of the Mahou Shoujo faction.
>w<
...wait, what exactly would happen if Lilly-san was a Mahou Shoujo? *gets a feeling of impending doom and Brokeback Nejin*
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 20, 2007, 10:52:19 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 20, 2007, 10:52:19 PM
Depends, does she show up as sparkyly multi colored light in mid transformation or is she visibly naked? If its the later Im sure we all know what yould happen (this is the internets ~desu)
What would happen if Nejin became a monk, and a warewolf?
What would happen if Nejin became a monk, and a warewolf?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on October 21, 2007, 03:39:43 PM
Post by: Gummster on October 21, 2007, 03:39:43 PM
We'd have to find the guy who divided with zero...
What would happen to the world if it were to be ruled by organists?
What would happen to the world if it were to be ruled by organists?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 22, 2007, 10:11:29 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 22, 2007, 10:11:29 PM
We would all have the GUTS and the HEART to handle any situation!
What if the tootsie pop owel ate your tootsie pop?
What if the tootsie pop owel ate your tootsie pop?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 23, 2007, 04:15:07 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 23, 2007, 04:15:07 PM
...most likely, it would transform into a Waddle Dee.
And here's a toughie:
What would KIRBY do if that happened?
And here's a toughie:
What would KIRBY do if that happened?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 23, 2007, 08:59:25 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 23, 2007, 08:59:25 PM
He would swollow it, gain the tootsie rolls powers of unknown licks.. and then be eaten by that damn owl. *a moment of silence for kirby*
What if sony and nintendo decided that they had no buisness in the gaming market and sold all their assests to microsoft?
What if sony and nintendo decided that they had no buisness in the gaming market and sold all their assests to microsoft?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Techno the fox on October 23, 2007, 09:27:30 PM
Post by: Techno the fox on October 23, 2007, 09:27:30 PM
There would be an eruption of Xbox 360 and PC games.
Then Sega would rise from the ashes of gaming's past and start making systems again, Until a new company produced an even more hi-rez console and sold it, Making millions and beating both of them.
And thus the gaming timeline starts over again.
Why DID[/u] the chicken cross the road?
Then Sega would rise from the ashes of gaming's past and start making systems again, Until a new company produced an even more hi-rez console and sold it, Making millions and beating both of them.
And thus the gaming timeline starts over again.
Why DID[/u] the chicken cross the road?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on October 24, 2007, 09:31:17 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on October 24, 2007, 09:31:17 AM
Because of HIM
What IS with the Japanese and the Colonel? Am I missing some sort of series reference or something?
What IS with the Japanese and the Colonel? Am I missing some sort of series reference or something?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 24, 2007, 09:53:29 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 24, 2007, 09:53:29 AM
I'm with you there, bro. Sappari wakaranai.
What do you think you would get for your birthday, if you lived with your family in the Union of Pyria?
What do you think you would get for your birthday, if you lived with your family in the Union of Pyria?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 24, 2007, 01:52:11 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 24, 2007, 01:52:11 PM
Shivered timbers and a dead mans chest. Hopefully that means a treasue chest full of booty.. and not the other thing.
What would you do if there was a invading army of egyption undead lead by a mummy king attacking your home town?
What would you do if there was a invading army of egyption undead lead by a mummy king attacking your home town?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Techno the fox on October 25, 2007, 12:20:48 AM
Post by: Techno the fox on October 25, 2007, 12:20:48 AM
Heroic option: Grab a chainsaw and a few guns and save the world, RE-4 style.
Cowardly option: Take Inu-t and my PSP, go hide in my basement, and hope that they'll eventually go away.
What would you get if you crossed Homeko, 2K-tan, 3.1-sama and Suiseiseki?
Cowardly option: Take Inu-t and my PSP, go hide in my basement, and hope that they'll eventually go away.
What would you get if you crossed Homeko, 2K-tan, 3.1-sama and Suiseiseki?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on October 25, 2007, 08:39:04 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on October 25, 2007, 08:39:04 AM
Probably a bullet (or tazer) from Captain for "tainting" 3.1.
Have you ever been on the receiving end of a tazer?
(I have, it was fun...-ish)
Have you ever been on the receiving end of a tazer?
(I have, it was fun...-ish)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 25, 2007, 09:23:36 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 25, 2007, 09:23:36 AM
yes. For training purposes only.
If you were a instant food, what would it be and why?
If you were a instant food, what would it be and why?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 25, 2007, 11:22:48 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 25, 2007, 11:22:48 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/Kroppkaka.jpg
KROPPKAKOR, HELL YEAH! (omfz hueg!)
Because they're totally awesome, good both on the inside and outside, has a VERY DOMINATING flavour - especially together with lingonberry jam - and don't go very well together with many other things at the same time.
Also because they're Swedish, but that's not important - except for the looks, that's a quite good description of me, actually...
What do YOU taste like, then?
KROPPKAKOR, HELL YEAH! (omfz hueg!)
Because they're totally awesome, good both on the inside and outside, has a VERY DOMINATING flavour - especially together with lingonberry jam - and don't go very well together with many other things at the same time.
Also because they're Swedish, but that's not important - except for the looks, that's a quite good description of me, actually...
What do YOU taste like, then?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 25, 2007, 11:32:28 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 25, 2007, 11:32:28 AM
sugar and spice and everything nice. ~nya
what would you do if your were instructed to unthinize your weighted companion cube?
what would you do if your were instructed to unthinize your weighted companion cube?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on October 26, 2007, 09:09:56 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on October 26, 2007, 09:09:56 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOT APARTURE SCIENCE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE!
*Sacrifices himself instead leaping into the incinerator*
Why is fate so cruel as to make one do such a thing to my good friend Weighted Companion Cube?
NOT APARTURE SCIENCE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE!
*Sacrifices himself instead leaping into the incinerator*
Why is fate so cruel as to make one do such a thing to my good friend Weighted Companion Cube?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 26, 2007, 01:24:00 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 26, 2007, 01:24:00 PM
He didn't have enough GAMER soul.
Also, why is MI-MI-MIRAKURU MINORUN-RUN scribbled on my left arm with permanent marker not only once, but twice?
Also, why is MI-MI-MIRAKURU MINORUN-RUN scribbled on my left arm with permanent marker not only once, but twice?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Techno the fox on October 27, 2007, 12:42:01 AM
Post by: Techno the fox on October 27, 2007, 12:42:01 AM
Trust me...You don't want to know.. *Insert long, yaoi-induced flashback here*
What would happen if 3.1-Sama and Inu-T fused (DBZ style)
(I swear this is the last time I ask a fusion question)
What would happen if 3.1-Sama and Inu-T fused (DBZ style)
(I swear this is the last time I ask a fusion question)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on October 28, 2007, 12:55:29 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on October 28, 2007, 12:55:29 PM
The ultimate fight over her. *starts rummaging through room* Yeah, this will help...
Would you die of cuteness induced seizures from such a OS-Tan?
Would you die of cuteness induced seizures from such a OS-Tan?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on October 28, 2007, 07:17:06 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on October 28, 2007, 07:17:06 PM
Not likely, as long as I get 300cc of Soramimi Cake!
Next Question: What would you do if you knew the world was ending next week?
Next Question: What would you do if you knew the world was ending next week?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Tsubashi on October 28, 2007, 08:09:14 PM
Post by: Tsubashi on October 28, 2007, 08:09:14 PM
Find Io. She's the key to survival (Solstice Reference ^-^)
Um... So... why does this thread exist? (That's a stupid question, right? ^^')
Um... So... why does this thread exist? (That's a stupid question, right? ^^')
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 28, 2007, 08:49:14 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 28, 2007, 08:49:14 PM
to give forum goers delicious time consuming candy to prevent them from becoming a unified force that would take over the world. And to stop global warming.
How many holes are in the top of an MRE cracker?
How many holes are in the top of an MRE cracker?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Techno the fox on October 29, 2007, 03:37:29 AM
Post by: Techno the fox on October 29, 2007, 03:37:29 AM
Logical answer:26
Stupid Answer: PIE!!!
If you could chose One[/u] of the Os-X Catgirls to go on a date with...Who would it be?
Stupid Answer: PIE!!!
If you could chose One[/u] of the Os-X Catgirls to go on a date with...Who would it be?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 29, 2007, 10:20:34 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 29, 2007, 10:20:34 AM
depends, could I have her dress up as 3.1 for roleplay?
What is UP?
What is UP?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Gummster on October 29, 2007, 01:59:54 PM
Post by: Gummster on October 29, 2007, 01:59:54 PM
Sun, stars, clouds and the moon I guess.
What is DOWN?
What is DOWN?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 29, 2007, 03:19:40 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 29, 2007, 03:19:40 PM
the letters D, O, W, and N placed togeather to form a word that indiates a relitive direction.
why does my kitten lick my fingers so?
why does my kitten lick my fingers so?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on October 30, 2007, 08:02:51 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on October 30, 2007, 08:02:51 AM
Its seeing how many licks it takes to get to the blood filled center of a Captain pop.
Is your blood deleeshios?
Is your blood deleeshios?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 30, 2007, 11:03:43 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 30, 2007, 11:03:43 AM
I R NOT A KAYKES! I HAS A FLVR N IT R NOT KAYKES! U STOPS TRIEEING TO EATS MEH!
Chiyo chan, why are you flying?
Chiyo chan, why are you flying?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on October 30, 2007, 12:56:51 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on October 30, 2007, 12:56:51 PM
They must have taken controle of her brain! I'll save you Chiyo! -pulls off pigtails- *thud* 0.0
What should I do?!
What should I do?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 30, 2007, 03:23:55 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 30, 2007, 03:23:55 PM
wake up! Falcon, Eggplant! Wake up NekOsaka!
If the cake is a lie, is the pie a truth?
If the cake is a lie, is the pie a truth?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on October 31, 2007, 07:57:35 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on October 31, 2007, 07:57:35 AM
Only Boxy Brown can know for sure.
"Now are you askin' boy, or are you telln'?"
"Now are you askin' boy, or are you telln'?"
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 31, 2007, 03:28:44 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 31, 2007, 03:28:44 PM
"I AIN'T TELLIN YUH NUTHIN', AND I AIN'T SAYIN' NUTHIN!"
Now what the hell do you make out of THAT, sergeant?
Now what the hell do you make out of THAT, sergeant?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 31, 2007, 09:27:23 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 31, 2007, 09:27:23 PM
DO I LOOK LIKE A SERGEANT TO YOU? *gnaws on your head*
Do you has a flavr?
Do you has a flavr?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on November 01, 2007, 09:25:01 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on November 01, 2007, 09:25:01 AM
Yes, and I taste deleeshios. And depending on how hard one bites, blood. Which is also deleeshios. Yeay iron!
Have you ever priced Reagent Grade Iron Oxide?
Have you ever priced Reagent Grade Iron Oxide?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 01, 2007, 07:53:48 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 01, 2007, 07:53:48 PM
Yeah, magic rust is more expensive then regular rust. Im a rust enthusiest.
no not really, I cant back that up.
are you candy? ._.
no not really, I cant back that up.
are you candy? ._.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on November 02, 2007, 09:13:12 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on November 02, 2007, 09:13:12 AM
If I was candy I would have eaten myself to death years ago. But that reminds me of my most awesome idea ever involving candy besides the running joke with me and my friends of how "Everybody loves the taste of Mint in their mouth" (Think Galaxy Angel). Well my idea is this, you have a pumpkin sized candy, the first 1.5cm is chocolate (possibly colored orange), the next 2 inches are Reeses peanut butter filling, and the seeds are Reeses Pieces. Its the Reeses Pumpkin!
Do you want a Reeses Pumpkin?
Do you want a Reeses Pumpkin?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 02, 2007, 07:34:00 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 02, 2007, 07:34:00 PM
._. id die. but id die happy. NOM NOM NOM
where do you bury the survivors after a plane crash?
where do you bury the survivors after a plane crash?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 04, 2007, 01:26:00 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 04, 2007, 01:26:00 PM
You DON'T.
*OM NOM NOM NOM*
Is that cruel? Much?
*OM NOM NOM NOM*
Is that cruel? Much?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 06, 2007, 09:21:59 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 06, 2007, 09:21:59 PM
not if your a zombie. Zombies naturaly eat survivors.
jebus boy, did that hurt?!
jebus boy, did that hurt?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on November 15, 2007, 09:18:53 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on November 15, 2007, 09:18:53 AM
It hurt like a catholic being forced to fight Zombie Jesus.
Do YOU know the purpose of easter eggs?
(guess the reference)
Do YOU know the purpose of easter eggs?
(guess the reference)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 15, 2007, 04:36:24 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 15, 2007, 04:36:24 PM
...piñata?
Do YOU know the purpose of General Chaton?
Do YOU know the purpose of General Chaton?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on November 20, 2007, 09:29:43 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on November 20, 2007, 09:29:43 AM
To cause us pain and suffering?
Which is the best, brownies, cookies... or grenades?
Which is the best, brownies, cookies... or grenades?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 20, 2007, 09:53:09 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 20, 2007, 09:53:09 AM
Of course, the ultimate combo always prevails - behold, the power of the mighty BROWN COOKIENADE!!! >w<
Which is best, a tomahawk axe, a musket, or a tomahawk musket EGG?
Which is best, a tomahawk axe, a musket, or a tomahawk musket EGG?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on November 20, 2007, 10:50:59 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on November 20, 2007, 10:50:59 AM
Indian weapon of tamahawk, Pilgram weapon of musket...Thanksgiving Egg!
Which holiday is the most METAL?
Which holiday is the most METAL?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 20, 2007, 05:14:47 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 20, 2007, 05:14:47 PM
's gotta be MIDSUMMER.
Think about it - christian holidays, like easter and christmas, get some 1-2 weeks of holiday.
Norse/otherwise heathen stuff like midsummer gets 2 AND A HALF MONTHS.
Now THAT's metal.
What kind of METAL is most METAL?
Think about it - christian holidays, like easter and christmas, get some 1-2 weeks of holiday.
Norse/otherwise heathen stuff like midsummer gets 2 AND A HALF MONTHS.
Now THAT's metal.
What kind of METAL is most METAL?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on November 20, 2007, 05:38:05 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on November 20, 2007, 05:38:05 PM
Oooo.... Thats a tough one... My vote has got to be Steel. Iron was up there, I like Silver but its more elegant then flat out METAL.
What is your favorite phase of matter?
What is your favorite phase of matter?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 20, 2007, 08:57:18 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 20, 2007, 08:57:18 PM
Goo. Like on nickalodian. Green is best. But orange is fine too.
i can has cheez burgr?
i can has cheez burgr?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 21, 2007, 09:21:27 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 21, 2007, 09:21:27 AM
NOZ! I MAYED DIS WAN FUR MAHSELF, AN I WEEL EET IT BUH MAHSELF!!! *om nom nom nom*
And! Steel is no metal! Is an ALLOY!!! NEKOSAKA IS DISQUALIFIED FROM THE PERIODIC TABLE CONTEST!!!
Okay then, what kind of LIQUID is most LIQUID? Protip: Water does not do the trick.
And! Steel is no metal! Is an ALLOY!!! NEKOSAKA IS DISQUALIFIED FROM THE PERIODIC TABLE CONTEST!!!
Okay then, what kind of LIQUID is most LIQUID? Protip: Water does not do the trick.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 22, 2007, 11:42:56 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 22, 2007, 11:42:56 AM
ky <_< >_> XD
excuse me, WTF are you doin?
excuse me, WTF are you doin?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NewYinzer on November 22, 2007, 12:29:15 PM
Post by: NewYinzer on November 22, 2007, 12:29:15 PM
I'm in ur base, stealin' ur flag and runnin' away in a 'shee!
What is full metal?
What is full metal?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 22, 2007, 01:49:29 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 22, 2007, 01:49:29 PM
He is a runt, a pip squeek, so small and insignificant I couldnt bend over and find him.
Seriously, WTF?
Seriously, WTF?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 22, 2007, 03:00:15 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 22, 2007, 03:00:15 PM
Widdle Tiny Fullmetal? Yes.
Would I be slain if i typed a question here entirely in MORSE CODE?
Would I be slain if i typed a question here entirely in MORSE CODE?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on November 23, 2007, 02:20:08 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on November 23, 2007, 02:20:08 PM
Only if Bob Dole doesn't give his seal of clearance.
Do you know what the seal of clearance looks like?
Do you know what the seal of clearance looks like?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 24, 2007, 02:02:32 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 24, 2007, 02:02:32 AM
Like this: http://foto.kairaven.de/animals/seal2.jpg.html
Where are my pants?
Where are my pants?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 24, 2007, 02:09:26 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 24, 2007, 02:09:26 AM
they were taken by the genestealers of the 41st millenium. They will now get in your pants... and walk around in them.
dood... wheres my car?
dood... wheres my car?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 24, 2007, 02:12:11 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 24, 2007, 02:12:11 AM
Errr, *squawk*.... *looks very embarrassed* *squawks again*
should I tell you of my attempts to drive it or do you want to read in the newspapers about it?
should I tell you of my attempts to drive it or do you want to read in the newspapers about it?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 24, 2007, 02:15:02 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 24, 2007, 02:15:02 AM
D:
I soppose the newspaper, I has to use the restroom anyways.
are you regular or extra crispy?
I soppose the newspaper, I has to use the restroom anyways.
are you regular or extra crispy?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 24, 2007, 02:17:32 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 24, 2007, 02:17:32 AM
You should not attempt the things you are hinting at now, I taste like vim and joe and I'd gpl your genetic code
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 24, 2007, 02:28:37 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 24, 2007, 02:28:37 AM
did you forget your question? :P
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 24, 2007, 02:41:19 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 24, 2007, 02:41:19 AM
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"did you forget your question? :P
Why are you so mean to tuxen - and who put that decaf in my thermos?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 24, 2007, 02:43:47 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 24, 2007, 02:43:47 AM
Thats not decaf, I simply absorbed the caffine from it by standing near you.
Why are you so mean to teh windows users? :P
Added after 54 seconds:
(plus, Im not being mean, I even wanted to invite you over for thanksgiving dinner :9)
Why are you so mean to teh windows users? :P
Added after 54 seconds:
(plus, Im not being mean, I even wanted to invite you over for thanksgiving dinner :9)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 24, 2007, 02:53:29 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 24, 2007, 02:53:29 AM
Because they use Windows! *squawk*! If you support windows, you support terrorism of a company against free competition, good OS-design, stability and security.
Why aren't you at least using ReactOS?
Added after 1 minutes:
Edit: oh, I saw that rather late... consider it joking, which is not intended to be mean or insulting.
Why aren't you at least using ReactOS?
Added after 1 minutes:
Edit: oh, I saw that rather late... consider it joking, which is not intended to be mean or insulting.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 24, 2007, 02:54:40 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 24, 2007, 02:54:40 AM
most likely because I have no bloody idea what it is, and it didnt come on my machine.
is it true tuxes taste like chicken?
(Im getting hungry IRL here XD)
is it true tuxes taste like chicken?
(Im getting hungry IRL here XD)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 25, 2007, 05:05:19 AM
Post by: Kami-Tux on November 25, 2007, 05:05:19 AM
No, Tuxen taste of 'Oh my Athe! I am becoming GPLed!'
Is it true lusers taste of herring? :p
Is it true lusers taste of herring? :p
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 06, 2007, 12:49:02 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 06, 2007, 12:49:02 PM
That's got to be a Red Herring, I'm sure!
Would using homemade acityl-salicylic acid as aspirin be insanity? (Cuz i have a bit of a headache, and we made that stuff in chemistry class today...)
Would using homemade acityl-salicylic acid as aspirin be insanity? (Cuz i have a bit of a headache, and we made that stuff in chemistry class today...)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Siya on December 06, 2007, 07:31:06 PM
Post by: Siya on December 06, 2007, 07:31:06 PM
Anything a student makes in chemistry class should be considered safe for human consumption.
What percentage of a coroner's patients are dead, typically?
What percentage of a coroner's patients are dead, typically?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 07, 2007, 01:24:17 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 07, 2007, 01:24:17 AM
(just read through the first parts of this thread - those are GLORY. needs to regain that, so gogo longpost rangers!)
Well, at the start of the treatment, 96.5 percent (the missing 3.5 are the coffee breaks). At its end, though, none are left just dead as they are - the coroners is the biggest branch of necromancers left in the world to this day, so they always leave their victims rather UNdead than dead. They have, however, sworn never to control the undead except in times of need, so they only do so to practice their arts - however, some Fallen coroners, and their Highest, control large armies of previously dead soldiers.
Slip, hyper or warp, they're all the same - so is it likely that BENDERSPACE actually exists?
Well, at the start of the treatment, 96.5 percent (the missing 3.5 are the coffee breaks). At its end, though, none are left just dead as they are - the coroners is the biggest branch of necromancers left in the world to this day, so they always leave their victims rather UNdead than dead. They have, however, sworn never to control the undead except in times of need, so they only do so to practice their arts - however, some Fallen coroners, and their Highest, control large armies of previously dead soldiers.
Slip, hyper or warp, they're all the same - so is it likely that BENDERSPACE actually exists?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on December 10, 2007, 01:04:10 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on December 10, 2007, 01:04:10 PM
Only if you clap your hands toghether really hard and believe!
Well Peter Puppy, are they doing it?
Well Peter Puppy, are they doing it?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 10, 2007, 02:07:04 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 10, 2007, 02:07:04 PM
Nah, that's Peter Parker you should be talkin' to, I ain't dealin' much in this department... -,-
What the hell IS Twitchycreep, anyway!? Define!
What the hell IS Twitchycreep, anyway!? Define!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on December 11, 2007, 08:40:55 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on December 11, 2007, 08:40:55 AM
A caterpillar with tourette's syndrome.
What the hell IS that sparkle in Nejin's sig?
What the hell IS that sparkle in Nejin's sig?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 13, 2007, 10:13:20 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 13, 2007, 10:13:20 AM
Are you stupid? Of course it's...
...
err...
What the hell IS it, anyway?
It might be a miniature sun, or a golden tooth kidnapped by a fly or mischievous tooth fairy, or maybe a Golden Fly (ala breath of fire II), but what does ANY of those things have to do with the picture!?
Would you consider it madness if all over the country, girls and boys dressed up in huge white nightrobe-thingies and put candles on their heads, while walking around singing? (...I'm doing it...)
...
err...
What the hell IS it, anyway?
It might be a miniature sun, or a golden tooth kidnapped by a fly or mischievous tooth fairy, or maybe a Golden Fly (ala breath of fire II), but what does ANY of those things have to do with the picture!?
Would you consider it madness if all over the country, girls and boys dressed up in huge white nightrobe-thingies and put candles on their heads, while walking around singing? (...I'm doing it...)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on January 08, 2008, 08:45:15 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on January 08, 2008, 08:45:15 AM
No, I'd consider it SPARTA.
Why won't the USA convert to metric?!
Why won't the USA convert to metric?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 08, 2008, 08:48:11 AM
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 08, 2008, 08:48:11 AM
Cus it would be alot easier to just conquer the rest of the world and make you conform to us.
why does doskitty smell like ramen noodles? O_o
why does doskitty smell like ramen noodles? O_o
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on January 08, 2008, 09:33:30 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on January 08, 2008, 09:33:30 AM
Theres a H pic to explain that out there.
Why doesn't the Pope just kill all the priests in America that molest children and avoid any laws about murder by saying that it's a religious practice?
Why doesn't the Pope just kill all the priests in America that molest children and avoid any laws about murder by saying that it's a religious practice?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 08, 2008, 10:15:55 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 08, 2008, 10:15:55 AM
Because HE'S DOING IT TOO, HAHA
ITT, mole barbecue, or am I wrong?
ITT, mole barbecue, or am I wrong?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on January 14, 2008, 12:44:50 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on January 14, 2008, 12:44:50 PM
No it is Delishiouse Kake!
"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"
"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 19, 2008, 05:47:54 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 19, 2008, 05:47:54 PM
"Don't tell me...you forgot the MAP, didn't you!?"
Does FUSION bring you HAppiness?
Does FUSION bring you HAppiness?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on January 23, 2008, 09:28:39 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on January 23, 2008, 09:28:39 AM
Only if you help him find his bucket. Or thought about it, or something... I don't remember...
Do you LAUGH at chain chomp for his misdeeds bringing him misfortune?
Do you LAUGH at chain chomp for his misdeeds bringing him misfortune?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2008, 10:20:31 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2008, 10:20:31 AM
I'm in despair! This chomping chain and his misfortune has left me in despair!!!
Now: WHAT DO YOU ABUSE?
Now: WHAT DO YOU ABUSE?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on January 25, 2008, 08:15:08 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on January 25, 2008, 08:15:08 PM
I abuse the English language!
Where did the sparkle glomp sig go?!?
Where did the sparkle glomp sig go?!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 27, 2008, 11:30:13 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 27, 2008, 11:30:13 AM
To the 418 Error page. It now enjoys being short and stout. -w-
Anyone in need of a sack?
Anyone in need of a sack?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on January 29, 2008, 08:47:16 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on January 29, 2008, 08:47:16 AM
I have a sack full of rice!... or had until it spilled...
Why don't we have more giant fighting robots?
Why don't we have more giant fighting robots?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on January 29, 2008, 10:46:51 AM
Post by: Dos on January 29, 2008, 10:46:51 AM
because can't think up any good gundam
AM i jesus?
-dos
AM i jesus?
-dos
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on January 30, 2008, 07:50:22 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on January 30, 2008, 07:50:22 AM
No, Jesus is now wafers in our church.
Who shot 2pac?
Who shot 2pac?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Icelilly on January 30, 2008, 02:51:00 PM
Post by: Icelilly on January 30, 2008, 02:51:00 PM
YOU DID.
Why won't anyone trade me for my awesome Bidoof?
Why won't anyone trade me for my awesome Bidoof?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on January 30, 2008, 02:59:26 PM
Post by: Dos on January 30, 2008, 02:59:26 PM
because you touch your self at night.
Who as more porn that the Internet ?
-Dos
Who as more porn that the Internet ?
-Dos
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Icelilly on January 30, 2008, 06:54:45 PM
Post by: Icelilly on January 30, 2008, 06:54:45 PM
Me! (Not the OS!)
Why won't Satoshi love me back?
Why won't Satoshi love me back?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on January 31, 2008, 08:00:58 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on January 31, 2008, 08:00:58 AM
Quotebecause you touch your self at night.
In the future will there be cats making macros of us?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 31, 2008, 04:24:49 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 31, 2008, 04:24:49 PM
No,
How long will I have to put up with the leaking, manager?
Quotebecause you touch your self at night.
How long will I have to put up with the leaking, manager?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on January 31, 2008, 05:20:43 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on January 31, 2008, 05:20:43 PM
I don't find myself in a big hurry to fix it tenant, and fankly its
Who will be the one to break the chain, AND WHY?!?!
Quotebecause you touch your self at night.
Who will be the one to break the chain, AND WHY?!?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 01, 2008, 09:19:16 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 01, 2008, 09:19:16 AM
Well, at least it's not
Piraa~
Would you sue?
Quotebecause you touch your self at night, you idiot.
Piraa~
Would you sue?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on February 02, 2008, 01:59:24 AM
Post by: Dos on February 02, 2008, 01:59:24 AM
No If i want money i just ask for it
Will Osaka go on a date with me if i ask?
-Dos
Quotebecause you touch your self at night,
Will Osaka go on a date with me if i ask?
-Dos
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 04, 2008, 03:26:23 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 04, 2008, 03:26:23 PM
No! Going with people who's asked is against Osaka's principles. However you could just go out and drag 'n along... .w.
So! At what time of the year is it acceptable to walk around only clothed in TOWELS?
So! At what time of the year is it acceptable to walk around only clothed in TOWELS?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 05, 2008, 08:03:02 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 05, 2008, 08:03:02 AM
Everyday of the year! Provided you bathed within the last few days...
What kind of towel will YOU wear?
What kind of towel will YOU wear?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2008, 07:24:23 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2008, 07:24:23 AM
I will wear THREE. And Light Blue, for some reason.
HOW will you wear your towels!?
HOW will you wear your towels!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 06, 2008, 08:31:16 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 06, 2008, 08:31:16 AM
With the Super Towel Folding Technique! The towels will never fall off!
Will you wear goggles with your towel?
Will you wear goggles with your towel?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2008, 08:38:23 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2008, 08:38:23 AM
THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!
But what towel will you wear on...TOWEL DAY?
But what towel will you wear on...TOWEL DAY?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 06, 2008, 09:03:00 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 06, 2008, 09:03:00 AM
0.0 A towel with a Gundamn on it.
What kind of dip will you bring to the TOWEL DAY, celebration.
What kind of dip will you bring to the TOWEL DAY, celebration.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2008, 03:10:55 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2008, 03:10:55 PM
I will bring...
...
......
.........I F*CKING HATE DIP YOU SON OF A F*CKING ***** *** *** * ** * ** WITH *** *** * * * ***** * * *** AND *** *** IN A ***** SANDWICH!!!
...oh hi there.
Will towels EVER burn?
...
......
.........I F*CKING HATE DIP YOU SON OF A F*CKING ***** *** *** * ** * ** WITH *** *** * * * ***** * * *** AND *** *** IN A ***** SANDWICH!!!
...oh hi there.
Will towels EVER burn?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 07, 2008, 08:52:41 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 07, 2008, 08:52:41 AM
Not if we fight valiantly and fiercely!
So does this mean no dip from you?
So does this mean no dip from you?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2008, 10:08:19 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2008, 10:08:19 AM
I have Dibs on No Dips...
Will I be confiscated for bad humor now? ;w;
Will I be confiscated for bad humor now? ;w;
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 08, 2008, 09:48:19 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 08, 2008, 09:48:19 AM
No but your shoes will be!
Do you have replacement shoes? If so what kind?
Do you have replacement shoes? If so what kind?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2008, 11:42:30 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2008, 11:42:30 AM
Since you confiscated my walking shoes, that would mean I have left my running shoes, boot shoes, v2 boot shoes, amphibious shoes, sandal shoes, v5 sandal shoes, leather shoes, v3.14 leather shoes, v4 leather shoes, vAUGH I'VE GOT TOO MUCH DAMN SHOES! CURSE IT ALL! *puts thread on fire*
WMAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW'DYA LIKE THAT, EH!!? WHERE'S YOUR FIRECRACKER NOW, CATTY!?
WMAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW'DYA LIKE THAT, EH!!? WHERE'S YOUR FIRECRACKER NOW, CATTY!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 12, 2008, 08:45:17 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 12, 2008, 08:45:17 AM
My firecracker is with the other rank 2 fireworks.
Would you like to play?
Would you like to play?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Kiso on February 12, 2008, 10:01:29 AM
Post by: Kiso on February 12, 2008, 10:01:29 AM
Yes, I would like to eat pie served in a hamster bowl!
Want to help me eat with your hands on the pie?
Want to help me eat with your hands on the pie?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 12, 2008, 12:44:16 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 12, 2008, 12:44:16 PM
I CAN EAT YOUR HANDS INSTEAD!!!
MWEHehEeHEMAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Am I being way too insane?
MWEHehEeHEMAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Am I being way too insane?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 13, 2008, 08:52:53 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 13, 2008, 08:52:53 AM
I don't know... "way" might be pushing it...
Eggplant, Falcon, Mt. Fuji?!?!
Eggplant, Falcon, Mt. Fuji?!?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 13, 2008, 10:42:23 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 13, 2008, 10:42:23 AM
Ah, ah, I know that one! That's Kafka logic, isn't it.
OR NOT ;_;
Chemistry-san is edible?
OR NOT ;_;
Chemistry-san is edible?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 14, 2008, 09:08:09 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 14, 2008, 09:08:09 AM
Well the juice is.
What's this? What's this?! Theres color everywhere! What's this? Theres white things in the air!
What's this? What's this?! Theres color everywhere! What's this? Theres white things in the air!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 14, 2008, 10:59:23 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 14, 2008, 10:59:23 AM
It's Wise, my man. And it's Beard.
So, now for a somewhat serious question - any reports on the 10/2 Chanology protests? And is anyone planning to show up on the 13-15/3 one? I for one am.
So, now for a somewhat serious question - any reports on the 10/2 Chanology protests? And is anyone planning to show up on the 13-15/3 one? I for one am.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 16, 2008, 06:28:13 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 16, 2008, 06:28:13 PM
Thank you for mentioning this. Since reading your post I have looked it up, and then sent over 15 false random applications via interweb to the COS, and had fun with them at that. I will see if I can attend services XP
Will you have an EFG mask? I think I will ninja-tuxedo.
Will you have an EFG mask? I think I will ninja-tuxedo.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on February 16, 2008, 08:47:41 PM
Post by: Dos on February 16, 2008, 08:47:41 PM
your not going to wear any mask because this is a dream
Is Chiyo Father in your dreams?
-dos
Is Chiyo Father in your dreams?
-dos
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Techno the fox on February 16, 2008, 10:43:36 PM
Post by: Techno the fox on February 16, 2008, 10:43:36 PM
Yes, he is. He haunts me every night floating around.
And he doesn't even look like a real ca-...... *looks behind him and starts shaking*.....A...A camel.. yeah that's it!....He....doesn't look like a camel...T...That's because he's a Cat....S...Silly.
Is he going to hurt me now?
And he doesn't even look like a real ca-...... *looks behind him and starts shaking*.....A...A camel.. yeah that's it!....He....doesn't look like a camel...T...That's because he's a Cat....S...Silly.
Is he going to hurt me now?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on February 16, 2008, 11:13:16 PM
Post by: Dos on February 16, 2008, 11:13:16 PM
No he not going to hurt you
Am i going half eat something red
-dos
Am i going half eat something red
-dos
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 18, 2008, 11:24:49 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 18, 2008, 11:24:49 AM
Pirara pirara pira, paporepiropiron pan!
Rally, folks! Are you in despair!?
Rally, folks! Are you in despair!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 20, 2008, 08:35:03 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 20, 2008, 08:35:03 PM
A little bit of dispare. But I think that it's just me being crazy...
Why don't you build the lazer!?
Why don't you build the lazer!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chazzie on February 20, 2008, 11:51:13 PM
Post by: Chazzie on February 20, 2008, 11:51:13 PM
Because we've all seen how the teleporter came out!
Whhyyy are you in dispair!?
Whhyyy are you in dispair!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2008, 10:40:24 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2008, 10:40:24 AM
Because Strato is awesome...but slow. ~_~
Ok then! Is your hair likely to be abused?
Ok then! Is your hair likely to be abused?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 25, 2008, 09:53:48 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 25, 2008, 09:53:48 AM
Yes by those people! THOSE PEOPLE!!!
Why don't you get a superdefenseshield?!
Why don't you get a superdefenseshield?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 25, 2008, 12:28:57 PM
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 25, 2008, 12:28:57 PM
because a pinpoint barrier system is more efficiant. duh.
I like your eyes. Can i have them?
I like your eyes. Can i have them?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on February 25, 2008, 04:53:30 PM
Post by: Smokey on February 25, 2008, 04:53:30 PM
No i need them for listening in on secret CIA-lunchbrake conversations...
Need anny hlep with tat quantum-gateway?
Need anny hlep with tat quantum-gateway?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2008, 12:10:46 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2008, 12:10:46 PM
SHOO! Let the scientists work by themselves, boi!
*explosions*
Now hey, is it even possible to have a collar in chainmail?
*explosions*
Now hey, is it even possible to have a collar in chainmail?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 27, 2008, 08:41:44 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 27, 2008, 08:41:44 PM
Only if you have style +24
Why doesn't this thread have a poke button?
Why doesn't this thread have a poke button?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on February 28, 2008, 12:08:36 AM
Post by: Dos on February 28, 2008, 12:08:36 AM
^it lets you see if your cat dead
Did you feed your cat girl?
-Dos
Did you feed your cat girl?
-Dos
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2008, 05:47:08 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2008, 05:47:08 AM
SCHRÖDINGER COMPLEX DETECTED!!! Is it dead or is it not dead? NO, IT IS BOTH!!!
BWAWaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa~
Am I in time for the show?
BWAWaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa~
Am I in time for the show?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 28, 2008, 08:45:42 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 28, 2008, 08:45:42 AM
"You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs."
"Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you might help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?"
"Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you might help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?"
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2008, 09:33:06 AM
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2008, 09:33:06 AM
No but we do have a undo-button for broken-down carz...
How much MPG does the sun do?
How much MPG does the sun do?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 28, 2008, 09:49:12 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 28, 2008, 09:49:12 AM
42... Hold on a sec... ow sna---(universe end)
Does the universe have an undo-button?
Does the universe have an undo-button?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2008, 09:53:40 AM
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2008, 09:53:40 AM
YES!!! ...But it doesn't work, because it's Windows based...
Will Microsoft ever make a good OS?
Will Microsoft ever make a good OS?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2008, 04:59:31 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2008, 04:59:31 PM
Not anymore, and not ever before. Did you really need to ask that? I mean, it's more POINTLESS than stupid, really.
...
SORRY UNSTUPID ANSWER DETECTED! I MEAN, OF COURSE THEY WILL, I MEAN VISTA IS GOOD SO THE NEXT ONE WILL BE TOO llolololololololowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>:3
Who wins, me or THETANS?
...
SORRY UNSTUPID ANSWER DETECTED! I MEAN, OF COURSE THEY WILL, I MEAN VISTA IS GOOD SO THE NEXT ONE WILL BE TOO llolololololololowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>:3
Who wins, me or THETANS?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2008, 05:15:42 PM
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2008, 05:15:42 PM
A fluffy bunny from the dimension of cuteness, obviouslie....
What would happen if we spun the earth backward?
What would happen if we spun the earth backward?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2008, 06:17:44 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2008, 06:17:44 PM
Um. Actually, nothing directly. Except that the sun would rise in west and set in east.
INDIRECTLY it would make a LOT of things fuxed up, though - you know how humans are...
What'd happen if we, on the other hand, not rotated, but ROLLED forward? (as in, the equator is the rotational axis)
INDIRECTLY it would make a LOT of things fuxed up, though - you know how humans are...
What'd happen if we, on the other hand, not rotated, but ROLLED forward? (as in, the equator is the rotational axis)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on February 29, 2008, 05:58:54 AM
Post by: Smokey on February 29, 2008, 05:58:54 AM
That would upset the hot/cold balance so badly we would have to install a nucular-powered-freezer on each of the poales to stop all our precious PC's from overheeting....
What if the siksteen uppermost top-domain-servurs went on strike?
What if the siksteen uppermost top-domain-servurs went on strike?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on February 29, 2008, 08:13:12 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on February 29, 2008, 08:13:12 AM
We would have to build our own out of cardboard and insanity.
What flavor are you?
What flavor are you?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 29, 2008, 09:25:34 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 29, 2008, 09:25:34 AM
Hmm...I am the flavor you get if you fry meat in eggs, salt and honey for half an hour.
REALLY TASTY... -w- *drool*
Ok then - WHERE IN YOUR HAIR ARE YOUR SPECIAL POWERS!?
REALLY TASTY... -w- *drool*
Ok then - WHERE IN YOUR HAIR ARE YOUR SPECIAL POWERS!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2008, 04:09:06 PM
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2008, 04:09:06 PM
Theyr not in mai hair, theyr in mai first ajortal valve...tssss
Now Mr. Oniwa...Where doo yoo hide my quantum-combobulator?
Now Mr. Oniwa...Where doo yoo hide my quantum-combobulator?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2008, 04:32:48 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2008, 04:32:48 PM
Oh, that? Did I have it? I don't remember...or wait.
Combobulator?
Then I must have...broken it...with my...
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
XD
And now, for a classic, since I'm just reading that part of the manga...
VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level!?
Combobulator?
Then I must have...broken it...with my...
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
XD
And now, for a classic, since I'm just reading that part of the manga...
VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chazzie on March 03, 2008, 07:37:20 AM
Post by: Chazzie on March 03, 2008, 07:37:20 AM
It's over ONE THOUSAND!! (http://andrewdickman.deviantart.com/art/Whun-Thowzand-50848600)
ArE yOu sTiLL tHerE?
ArE yOu sTiLL tHerE?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 03, 2008, 03:37:44 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 03, 2008, 03:37:44 PM
No, I'm arselessly rolling around on the floor after watching that stupid flashie. XD
So what about old tapes from when you were 4 years old and were trying to learn how to - not sing - but PRONOUNCE THE DAMN WORDS IN THE TEXT!?
So what about old tapes from when you were 4 years old and were trying to learn how to - not sing - but PRONOUNCE THE DAMN WORDS IN THE TEXT!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 03, 2008, 03:45:02 PM
Post by: Smokey on March 03, 2008, 03:45:02 PM
I burnet them with a bloc of ice, dah
So... do you kno where i can bui some brand-knew antique furnitchure?
So... do you kno where i can bui some brand-knew antique furnitchure?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 03, 2008, 05:56:27 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 03, 2008, 05:56:27 PM
Get yourself a time machine. OR! Put something in the Vending Machine and hope for the best. ^^
So! The supreme art of Ranting, how supreme is it, really? What are the FINAL FORM and SUPER-SPECIAL-AWESOME ATTACKS?
So! The supreme art of Ranting, how supreme is it, really? What are the FINAL FORM and SUPER-SPECIAL-AWESOME ATTACKS?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 06, 2008, 09:34:36 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 06, 2008, 09:34:36 AM
Final form= Flan SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME ATTACK= Sinking
How are twin waterfalls possible underwater?
How are twin waterfalls possible underwater?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 06, 2008, 09:41:45 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 06, 2008, 09:41:45 AM
They have to attend a 4-year twin-falling course for water at Harvard U...
Why don't birds do loopings?
Why don't birds do loopings?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 06, 2008, 11:40:01 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 06, 2008, 11:40:01 AM
Now, gentlemen:
Sunshine, cloudy, hail, snow, rain or Raine?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 07, 2008, 08:01:41 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 07, 2008, 08:01:41 AM
Now...
WHO WANT'S THIS DOG?
(this post was brought to you by Ollie Williams)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 04:39:38 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 04:39:38 AM
You really thought I wanted your dog...?
http://www.healthandmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mrt2.jpg
Now I ate breakfast this morning; BUT IS THERE ANY BREAKSLOW, AND CAN YOU EAT IT?
http://www.healthandmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mrt2.jpg
Now I ate breakfast this morning; BUT IS THERE ANY BREAKSLOW, AND CAN YOU EAT IT?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 11, 2008, 08:06:10 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 11, 2008, 08:06:10 AM
It's called cream of wheat, leave it out for a day or two. It's slowness will astound and amaze you.
Do you like the taste of Mint?
Do you like the taste of Mint?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 08:35:23 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 08:35:23 AM
Actually, I prefer Vanilla...or perhaps AN MILFEUILLE???
XD
Breaking one's arm or breaking the silence, which one is more MOE-inducing?
XD
Breaking one's arm or breaking the silence, which one is more MOE-inducing?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 11, 2008, 09:00:48 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 11, 2008, 09:00:48 AM
I'd have to say the silence as I'm not a fan of violence,
related to MOE.
Should all glasses have a hud embedded in them?
related to MOE.
Should all glasses have a hud embedded in them?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Icelilly on March 11, 2008, 10:09:14 AM
Post by: Icelilly on March 11, 2008, 10:09:14 AM
Yes. They can protect you from teh laser beams!
Why should we wear coats during winter?
Why should we wear coats during winter?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2008, 10:19:50 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2008, 10:19:50 AM
Because teh human kryogenic plant will fail if you did that in teh summer...
why are you axing all these questions?!?!?!
why are you axing all these questions?!?!?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 11:13:10 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 11:13:10 AM
It's all just a diversion, so that I can SNEAK UP AND EAT YOU! *munch*
Arf awh gawhblim dawhm hwoo mawh? *burp*
Arf awh gawhblim dawhm hwoo mawh? *burp*
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2008, 11:34:22 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2008, 11:34:22 AM
No food is not made for chewing, it's made for eating....
But wat happened to your lazer-powered napkin?
But wat happened to your lazer-powered napkin?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 11:59:29 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 11:59:29 AM
I eated it...and it hurted mai stomach... ;_;
Blatantly obvious plot point much?
Blatantly obvious plot point much?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 12, 2008, 09:41:00 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 12, 2008, 09:41:00 AM
Well I'd need to have been paying attention for the past events to have some sort of grasp of what is the normal level which would dictate when "much" would have been reached... *yawn* and I just woke up from a nap...
Do you appreciate the naps? I think you need more. *yawn* (curls up into ball and goes back into nap mode)
Do you appreciate the naps? I think you need more. *yawn* (curls up into ball and goes back into nap mode)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 10:14:02 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 10:14:02 AM
I sleep 6 hours at night, tops. I need the days to be longer!!!
28 hour days! Is anyone on?
28 hour days! Is anyone on?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 10:26:47 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 10:26:47 AM
I told jou that jou should help me with my hydro-magneto antigravitational machine to slow the erths rotation to halfe its speed.
did you see my forbidden dounut??
did you see my forbidden dounut??
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 10:31:34 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 10:31:34 AM
I MUSTVE EATED IT! THESE ARE THE TIMES, MAN.
Is it Done?
Is it Done?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 10:48:43 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 10:48:43 AM
no it needs to be debugged first before we can load it up wit teh eiffel towres it needs to run on...
speaking of wich, could you fetch me the greet wall of china, plz?
speaking of wich, could you fetch me the greet wall of china, plz?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 10:49:58 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 10:49:58 AM
I can FIRE it, if you get my drift. -w-
And how about you, son, are you sure you want this job?
And how about you, son, are you sure you want this job?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 10:52:37 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 10:52:37 AM
yes! i dont wanna bee a cifilian anymore, let me yoin jour army of looney scientists......
btw could you be your own grandfather?
btw could you be your own grandfather?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 10:55:19 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 10:55:19 AM
NO.
Unless I had a time machine, went back and raepd my grandmother, which is gross.
So, no.
And that way, couldn't i just as easily be my OWN father?
Unless I had a time machine, went back and raepd my grandmother, which is gross.
So, no.
And that way, couldn't i just as easily be my OWN father?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 11:00:08 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 11:00:08 AM
No you kould have a son and a brother at the same time, but then you will be in vyolation of Kode 67539-56/rm32 wich will lead to a kastration by spoon without anasthetiks
could a table-fan propel a small plane?
could a table-fan propel a small plane?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 11:02:07 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 11:02:07 AM
If it was a paper plane...maybe.
Could a mug of tea propel a spaceship?
Could a mug of tea propel a spaceship?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 11:05:10 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 11:05:10 AM
well probably but i think it would short out most of the warp-reaktors in use today...
Should we ask Spock for some help on this then?
Should we ask Spock for some help on this then?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 11:08:25 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 11:08:25 AM
Nonono, NO! We only need...42. CALL ME MISTER ADAMS, IMMEDIATELY!!!
Do you happen to have a towel with you?
Do you happen to have a towel with you?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 11:10:50 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 11:10:50 AM
no but ai do have this piece of super absorbant sand-paper handie...
are we just that fast or did teh rest of teh world just slow down that much?
are we just that fast or did teh rest of teh world just slow down that much?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 01:26:35 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 01:26:35 PM
Our bandwidth is OVER 9000!!!!![/i]
How does OLX console work anyway?
How does OLX console work anyway?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 01:36:23 PM
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 01:36:23 PM
Pffffft...Everyone knows that you kan only pwn t3h w0rld wit a VAX...
Have you been playing with that guy from the crab nebula again?
Have you been playing with that guy from the crab nebula again?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 02:26:31 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 02:26:31 PM
No sir, I've been using the crab nebula as a weapon, sir. *pfft* HIT THE WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
But what is the point...of a weak point?
*ba-doom-dish*
But what is the point...of a weak point?
*ba-doom-dish*
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 14, 2008, 08:48:17 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 14, 2008, 08:48:17 AM
Because robots need weak knees.
Why don't you give gerbini a hug?
Why don't you give gerbini a hug?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 09:19:59 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 09:19:59 AM
I cant, because my arms don't support such operations....
How deeply purple IS Deep Purple?....
How deeply purple IS Deep Purple?....
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 14, 2008, 09:22:38 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 14, 2008, 09:22:38 AM
Not purply enough. Purple ftw.
Is the tween good or bad?
Is the tween good or bad?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 09:25:06 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 09:25:06 AM
Not as good as twain wich isnt as good as the hardware it is enabling, but better than the software it has to run on...
Could a speech both suck and blow at teh same time?
Could a speech both suck and blow at teh same time?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 14, 2008, 09:31:46 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 14, 2008, 09:31:46 AM
Like a black hole.
What happen if you multiply by zero?
What happen if you multiply by zero?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 11:19:35 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 11:19:35 AM
Nothing! It will show zero...But if you divide by Zero, Null, Nought or any other form of teh 0, your Kalculater will x-pload......
BWT....Can you overclock a calculator?
BWT....Can you overclock a calculator?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on March 14, 2008, 11:43:10 AM
Post by: Toki on March 14, 2008, 11:43:10 AM
If you cover it in enough jam.
How long do aligators spend on vacation?
How long do aligators spend on vacation?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 14, 2008, 12:00:48 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 14, 2008, 12:00:48 PM
Do you really have to ask...?
Of course, they
ITT, DO WE PARTY HARD OR DO WE PARTY HARD!!!?
Of course, they
ITT, DO WE PARTY HARD OR DO WE PARTY HARD!!!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 06:39:21 PM
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 06:39:21 PM
No! your partie-ing far to slow!.....
Can we supercharge this party to go HARDER!!!????
Can we supercharge this party to go HARDER!!!????
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on March 14, 2008, 09:59:43 PM
Post by: Dos on March 14, 2008, 09:59:43 PM
^We can but last time i got jail time and meet this weird people in jail but if you do they want to come partying too
Do they scare you?
Do they scare you?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 15, 2008, 07:10:53 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 15, 2008, 07:10:53 AM
No, but they do have sum smeariously dangeruss lol-ness aboot them...
Does theez Scary guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scary_Guy) be scarring you then?[/url]
Does theez Scary guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scary_Guy) be scarring you then?[/url]
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on March 15, 2008, 11:13:58 AM
Post by: Dos on March 15, 2008, 11:13:58 AM
no
Is today a summer service day?
-Dos, Meow
Is today a summer service day?
-Dos, Meow
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Bella on March 15, 2008, 11:55:05 AM
Post by: Bella on March 15, 2008, 11:55:05 AM
...yes?
Does having a cat attack you have long-term health effects?
Does having a cat attack you have long-term health effects?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2008, 12:45:23 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2008, 12:45:23 PM
No, but having an Attack Cat sure does...
If there are any aliens, time travelers, slider or espers here...BE MY BRIDE! Is that all!?
If there are any aliens, time travelers, slider or espers here...BE MY BRIDE! Is that all!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on March 15, 2008, 06:46:06 PM
Post by: Dos on March 15, 2008, 06:46:06 PM
I would but i am only have psy power
Can i read people minds?
-Dos, Meow
Can i read people minds?
-Dos, Meow
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2008, 07:11:11 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2008, 07:11:11 PM
The answer is in my mind. Can you read it, huh? ^^
Is a plausible answer to a retard a Counter-retard?
Is a plausible answer to a retard a Counter-retard?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 16, 2008, 06:13:05 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 16, 2008, 06:13:05 AM
that dependz if said retard is a normal retard or an advanced one, über-retards should be delt with with ekstreme kaution....
Now how do we define the level of retardednessness?
Now how do we define the level of retardednessness?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on March 16, 2008, 11:41:02 AM
Post by: Dos on March 16, 2008, 11:41:02 AM
I made a list from 1 to 10
1, USA
2. Faygo
3 bush
4.Most people on tv
5.Timmy"TIMMY"
6.gold fish
7.Snickers
8.Courtney Love
9.Bullets
10.Muslim from Arabic
11.Coca-Cola
What do you think my ratings is?
-Dos, Meow
1, USA
2. Faygo
3 bush
4.Most people on tv
5.Timmy"TIMMY"
6.gold fish
7.Snickers
8.Courtney Love
9.Bullets
10.Muslim from Arabic
11.Coca-Cola
What do you think my ratings is?
-Dos, Meow
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 16, 2008, 11:53:43 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 16, 2008, 11:53:43 AM
Your ratings are 1 too many! Do your maths homework properly!
By the way, what do you think I be doing rite now, eh?
By the way, what do you think I be doing rite now, eh?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 16, 2008, 12:53:58 PM
Post by: Smokey on March 16, 2008, 12:53:58 PM
Seeing how you rank on that scale, obviouslie, laik anyone would do...
Why aren't oranges square?
Why aren't oranges square?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 16, 2008, 01:20:06 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 16, 2008, 01:20:06 PM
Because then, the roots of the orange trees would be the square root of a color, which simply doesn't work.
Why aren't lemons square, then?
Added after 25 seconds:
*cue massive yaoi pun*
Why aren't lemons square, then?
Added after 25 seconds:
*cue massive yaoi pun*
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on March 16, 2008, 02:32:29 PM
Post by: Dos on March 16, 2008, 02:32:29 PM
^Sorry i haven't made anything, give me a sec to make some
Do anyone want to help me make than'
"cooking is so fun cooking so fun let break and see what we have done"
-Dos, Meow
Do anyone want to help me make than'
"cooking is so fun cooking so fun let break and see what we have done"
-Dos, Meow
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 16, 2008, 02:41:13 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 16, 2008, 02:41:13 PM
...wait, what?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 17, 2008, 09:37:37 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 17, 2008, 09:37:37 AM
Easy sandals is clearly the answer.
But what of the buttons?
But what of the buttons?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 17, 2008, 10:22:43 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 17, 2008, 10:22:43 AM
THERE IS...NO BUTTONS!!!
And you WILL ignore that blatant grammatical error, understood!?
And you WILL ignore that blatant grammatical error, understood!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 17, 2008, 10:32:38 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 17, 2008, 10:32:38 AM
I'm sorry the number you have dialed does not understand proper grammar, please try again....
Could man someday be able to speak to an acoustic coupler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_coupler) ?
Could man someday be able to speak to an acoustic coupler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_coupler) ?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on March 17, 2008, 11:11:48 AM
Post by: Dos on March 17, 2008, 11:11:48 AM
^Only speck basic and cat
Are you going to eat what i made
-Dos, Meow
Are you going to eat what i made
-Dos, Meow
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 18, 2008, 09:48:18 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 18, 2008, 09:48:18 AM
Only if I'm given permission.
Do you have anti (ninja/pirate) systems set up to stop a certain someone who's known for nom-ing, from nom-ing with no permission?
Do you have anti (ninja/pirate) systems set up to stop a certain someone who's known for nom-ing, from nom-ing with no permission?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2008, 10:25:06 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2008, 10:25:06 AM
Of course i do, butt its a personal protektion system...
Soo what are you going to do about that?...heh heh heh, nom, nom...
Soo what are you going to do about that?...heh heh heh, nom, nom...
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on March 18, 2008, 10:40:01 AM
Post by: Dos on March 18, 2008, 10:40:01 AM
^eat one and give NekOSaka one
Is is taste or did i over cookie it
-Dos, Meow
Is is taste or did i over cookie it
-Dos, Meow
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2008, 10:42:12 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2008, 10:42:12 AM
I am the ninja pirate. I bypass all your foolish security measures, and now YOUR CAEK IS MINE. *om nom nom*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2008, 10:45:01 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2008, 10:45:01 AM
AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!
RRRRHAAAAARRRGGGHH??
RRRRHAAAAARRRGGGHH??
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2008, 05:06:33 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2008, 05:06:33 PM
*munch* OM NOM NOM, RAWR. >:3
Can someone depict, in actual human language, what just happened?
Can someone depict, in actual human language, what just happened?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2008, 05:20:14 PM
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2008, 05:20:14 PM
No! Don't!! cuz then peoplez will kno that pirates arent making any sence...
Oops, now ive don it, havent i?
Oops, now ive don it, havent i?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2008, 06:25:23 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2008, 06:25:23 PM
Oh yes you can bet you have. Go stand in the hallway!
Do the bukkits of watur weigh much, MAH BOI?
Do the bukkits of watur weigh much, MAH BOI?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Dos on March 18, 2008, 11:00:19 PM
Post by: Dos on March 18, 2008, 11:00:19 PM
^well let find out go out to hallway with Smokey and hold this two bucket water on till i get back
How long on should they same out they?
-Dos, Meow
How long on should they same out they?
-Dos, Meow
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 19, 2008, 08:07:30 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 19, 2008, 08:07:30 AM
3 days. Or maybe 12 minutes.
♫ A \|/ /|\, A \|/ /|\♫ ?
(a cupcake to the one who gets it right)
Oh... Hey Dos, here *hands Dos a cupcake*, thank you for the treat.
♫ A \|/ /|\, A \|/ /|\♫ ?
(a cupcake to the one who gets it right)
Oh... Hey Dos, here *hands Dos a cupcake*, thank you for the treat.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 25, 2008, 09:02:46 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 25, 2008, 09:02:46 AM
Can no one solve my puzzle?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 25, 2008, 11:12:15 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 25, 2008, 11:12:15 AM
NO! You have singlehandedly killed this topic! And I will kill it even MOAR by re-posting your question! HAR! HAR! HAR!
♫ A \|/ /|\, A \|/ /|\♫ ?
♫ A \|/ /|\, A \|/ /|\♫ ?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 26, 2008, 08:51:51 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 26, 2008, 08:51:51 AM
Tis the song of storms! A-button, down, up, A-button, down, up! Round and round! Round and Round! La la la la laaaa!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 26, 2008, 01:20:32 PM
Post by: Smokey on March 26, 2008, 01:20:32 PM
OMG!!!! you should've made the arrows more obvious for me... :D
(i know that song, and now i missed a cupcake...)
(i know that song, and now i missed a cupcake...)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on March 28, 2008, 09:29:48 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on March 28, 2008, 09:29:48 AM
Aww, it's ok, here *hand's Smokey a cupcake*
Now, what should we do that we all have cupcakes?
Now, what should we do that we all have cupcakes?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 28, 2008, 10:10:19 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 28, 2008, 10:10:19 AM
Go to a hunger-striker an eat them in front of hom, obviously :D
Problem is, how are we going to build an aircraft from the wrappers that are left?
Problem is, how are we going to build an aircraft from the wrappers that are left?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 30, 2008, 04:21:36 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 30, 2008, 04:21:36 PM
No promblem. We just take the scraps left of the cupcakes and then we build it in SAUCE CODE...
How much of my sanity is left when I actually can hear my sense of humor singing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor after writing this?
How much of my sanity is left when I actually can hear my sense of humor singing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor after writing this?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on March 31, 2008, 11:05:47 AM
Post by: Smokey on March 31, 2008, 11:05:47 AM
Then all your sanity has been drained without your knowledge, poor man....
OK! How can we stuff sum sanity bak into Nej, hear...?
OK! How can we stuff sum sanity bak into Nej, hear...?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 31, 2008, 03:58:15 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 31, 2008, 03:58:15 PM
I say NAY! When I think about it, being sane sucks. Much. Very much.
I can stand the voices. ^-^ Some of them are actually pretty friendly!
Now. How much sense does it make that I today was, by my Capoeira mestre, named "Elastico"? I mean. It doesn't make sense to me. Anyone care to explain? Do I look like Monkey D. Luffy or something?
I can stand the voices. ^-^ Some of them are actually pretty friendly!
Now. How much sense does it make that I today was, by my Capoeira mestre, named "Elastico"? I mean. It doesn't make sense to me. Anyone care to explain? Do I look like Monkey D. Luffy or something?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 01, 2008, 09:52:42 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 01, 2008, 09:52:42 AM
Don't you know!? We are forming a super awesome fighting force! We all need super awesome powers and names! You are Elastico! With the powers to stretch! Which can, in theory allow you to stretch your fingers and use them as tenta-.... Oh, God... Anyway. We are now forming a Super Awesome Fighting Force. Should we each decide names and powers first, then name the team based on who we are, or create a team name, and then choose powers to follow that style?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 01, 2008, 10:28:43 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 01, 2008, 10:28:43 AM
I dunno, but at least I know what we'll do once we're in action...
1: DEFEAT BAD GUYS (with even moar evil)
2: SAVE MAIDENS FROM TOWER (-cat)
3: LET ENSUE THE TENTACLE-RAEP ON SAID MAIDENS
4: ???
5: PROFIT!!!
Do you think Toki-san would approve of this use of tentacle-ism?
1: DEFEAT BAD GUYS (with even moar evil)
2: SAVE MAIDENS FROM TOWER (-cat)
3: LET ENSUE THE TENTACLE-RAEP ON SAID MAIDENS
4: ???
5: PROFIT!!!
Do you think Toki-san would approve of this use of tentacle-ism?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 01, 2008, 11:51:10 AM
Post by: Smokey on April 01, 2008, 11:51:10 AM
Logic dictates that she could or could not...It depends on how your lawyer sells it... :D
Now how can we profit to teh m4x from saving maidens...?
Now how can we profit to teh m4x from saving maidens...?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 01, 2008, 04:04:21 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 01, 2008, 04:04:21 PM
We profit...in LOADS OF QUESTIONMARKS ???.
Now, what's up with these double titles? I mean seriously! Has Kagamin cursed me or something?
Now, what's up with these double titles? I mean seriously! Has Kagamin cursed me or something?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 02, 2008, 09:55:42 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 02, 2008, 09:55:42 AM
You have been cursed by the TREES OF BEES!
How will you use your elastic abilities to save yourself from these TREES OF BEES!?!?
How will you use your elastic abilities to save yourself from these TREES OF BEES!?!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 02, 2008, 12:36:13 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 02, 2008, 12:36:13 PM
Ha! WATCH! *streches out fingers to maximum length*
BANNER-STAR...STORM!!! *swoosh*
There you go, all down.
And as a bonus, I've escaped my fate as a sufferer of a Glitch In The System. Feel like you've got a story to tell?
BANNER-STAR...STORM!!! *swoosh*
There you go, all down.
And as a bonus, I've escaped my fate as a sufferer of a Glitch In The System. Feel like you've got a story to tell?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 02, 2008, 12:39:53 PM
Post by: Smokey on April 02, 2008, 12:39:53 PM
Yes I do feel like i have absolutely no story at all to tell...
Could a man dig straight through teh earth with a lawnmower?
Could a man dig straight through teh earth with a lawnmower?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 03, 2008, 08:06:52 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 03, 2008, 08:06:52 AM
Only if he believed in himself an had sold his soul to the devil.
If your not interested in dealing with the devil I could give you a decent price, interested?
If your not interested in dealing with the devil I could give you a decent price, interested?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2008, 10:23:18 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2008, 10:23:18 AM
You think I'm just going to sit back, follow the rules and let you win!? Well I say, screw the rules, I have money!
Demons>Devils. Truth?
Demons>Devils. Truth?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2008, 01:29:43 PM
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2008, 01:29:43 PM
Well, that could be the truth, but then it would conflict with Angels<is not>God...
If good can't exist without Evil, is it then Good to be Evil???
If good can't exist without Evil, is it then Good to be Evil???
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2008, 04:36:13 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2008, 04:36:13 PM
No...but it's really damn smart to be.
(also, we have cooler outfits)
Now when did I leave my bike?
(also, we have cooler outfits)
Now when did I leave my bike?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2008, 04:51:17 PM
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2008, 04:51:17 PM
You didn't... it went away by itself...
Now what could you have done to yer bike in order to make it go away...by itself...?
Now what could you have done to yer bike in order to make it go away...by itself...?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 04, 2008, 08:02:15 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 04, 2008, 08:02:15 AM
Nejin could have told the bike that the bike was adopted. Off on a long and difficult journey to find his true parents, the bike will face many hardships and meet many friends and have to cross the valley of the Bronx.
Who are the real parents?
Who are the real parents?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 04, 2008, 10:50:39 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 04, 2008, 10:50:39 AM
The lawnmower.
Õ_õ
Now a guest appearance! SERIOUS QUESTION THAT MIGHT SEEM STUPID!
Which one of the 7 (known) dimensions applies to all the others, and how?
Õ_õ
Now a guest appearance! SERIOUS QUESTION THAT MIGHT SEEM STUPID!
Which one of the 7 (known) dimensions applies to all the others, and how?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 04, 2008, 11:02:27 AM
Post by: Smokey on April 04, 2008, 11:02:27 AM
the fourth, i guess...Because the fourth dimension can exist in the first three at least...
Weren't there more dimensions??
Weren't there more dimensions??
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 04, 2008, 12:11:37 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 04, 2008, 12:11:37 PM
Well, in a more traditional sense, "Dimensions" all exist in equilbrum in between the fifth, sixth and seventh dimensions.
Interdimensional BIKE, anyone?
Interdimensional BIKE, anyone?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 07, 2008, 08:12:40 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 07, 2008, 08:12:40 AM
I'ma goin ta Anime!!!!
Shoop?
Shoop?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 07, 2008, 09:25:18 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 07, 2008, 09:25:18 AM
Not that woop!
So me and my friends are going out today, and we're gonna check out the mall and do some leisure shooping...are you on?
So me and my friends are going out today, and we're gonna check out the mall and do some leisure shooping...are you on?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 07, 2008, 03:38:16 PM
Post by: Smokey on April 07, 2008, 03:38:16 PM
No I'm currently on standby, come back in 15 mins...
Can i borrow some of your sleep?
Can i borrow some of your sleep?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 07, 2008, 05:08:38 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 07, 2008, 05:08:38 PM
I have none available. PROTIP: Ask narcoleptics, not chronic insomniacs. They're generally got more in stock.
Now, I fear I am suffering from the Suzumiya Complex. What am I supposed to do?
Now, I fear I am suffering from the Suzumiya Complex. What am I supposed to do?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 07, 2008, 08:06:13 PM
Post by: Smokey on April 07, 2008, 08:06:13 PM
You should watch all three, special extended DVDs of the Lord of the rings while hanging upside down from a lamp post, while holding a leek in each hand...
Now, how would i know that?... :D
Now, how would i know that?... :D
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 08, 2008, 09:12:29 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 08, 2008, 09:12:29 AM
You would know that because you have the ability to remember things you previously learn.
Why doesn't the toaster have an safety/semi-auto/automatic setting nob?
Why doesn't the toaster have an safety/semi-auto/automatic setting nob?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on April 08, 2008, 10:32:02 AM
Post by: Toki on April 08, 2008, 10:32:02 AM
Because the toast demands to be deadly. Especially my Hello Kitty Toaster.
If trees are green because they absorb every color except green then why cant I absorb green?
If trees are green because they absorb every color except green then why cant I absorb green?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 08, 2008, 10:36:11 AM
Post by: Smokey on April 08, 2008, 10:36:11 AM
You could if you'd finally install your latest firmware-update...
Does anyone have an update for poor Toki??
Does anyone have an update for poor Toki??
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 08, 2008, 02:36:59 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 08, 2008, 02:36:59 PM
*rushes in with a lump of data* I do, I do! There are some upgrades for the tentacle navigation system, I copied them off my own system and adjusted them - and then there's the calibrator and a few autocats. But the green mod isn't slated for dev until october >_>
What EVER are we gonna do!?
What EVER are we gonna do!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 08, 2008, 05:09:42 PM
Post by: Smokey on April 08, 2008, 05:09:42 PM
We shall develop our own custom Green patch...
Should we implement augmentations as well??
Should we implement augmentations as well??
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 09, 2008, 08:51:11 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 09, 2008, 08:51:11 AM
Depends on what we're going for as the desired end effect...
Have you guy's noticed this has now become "Pimp, My, Toki"
Have you guy's noticed this has now become "Pimp, My, Toki"
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 09, 2008, 09:51:26 AM
Post by: Smokey on April 09, 2008, 09:51:26 AM
.........Yes, I have.........
*looks deviously at NekOSaka*
.........Hmm.........
*gins like KuroNeko-Sama always does*
Say don't you think that NekOSaka could do with more bells and frills??
*looks deviously at NekOSaka*
.........Hmm.........
*gins like KuroNeko-Sama always does*
Say don't you think that NekOSaka could do with more bells and frills??
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2008, 01:19:20 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2008, 01:19:20 PM
Who do you think it is, Mat Cauthon!?
Now. PINK OR RED? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Now. PINK OR RED? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 09, 2008, 01:24:43 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 09, 2008, 01:24:43 PM
You lie Nejin, there can only be pink and red.
Haven't you seen Elfen Lied?
Haven't you seen Elfen Lied?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2008, 01:32:02 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2008, 01:32:02 PM
Unfortunately, yes. But the ending sucked so much I couldn't make anything out of the thing at all, so I formatted it away from my brain.
In what format is YOUR brain formatted?
In what format is YOUR brain formatted?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 09, 2008, 01:40:41 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 09, 2008, 01:40:41 PM
Umm.... I don't know, I see lots of zombies. But everytime there are zombies everyone else is stupid. Every now and then Chiyochan's Dad is there, he's an ok guy, or cat. I forget which one.
Will you help if those zombies come back?
Will you help if those zombies come back?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2008, 04:41:50 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2008, 04:41:50 PM
Urk, no! Zombies are TERRIBLE for my stomach, you know! They totally mess up my digestion...
Or wait, are you saying that I could do something else to my enemies rather than eat them?
Or wait, are you saying that I could do something else to my enemies rather than eat them?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 09, 2008, 06:05:20 PM
Post by: Smokey on April 09, 2008, 06:05:20 PM
Well, yes...You could desintegrate them...
Why would you ask?
Why would you ask?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2008, 06:36:45 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2008, 06:36:45 PM
Because...THEY HURT ME INSIDES!!! BAWWWWWWWW
Now. CRAPPIEST SPRING SEASON NEW ANIME?
Now. CRAPPIEST SPRING SEASON NEW ANIME?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 09:15:05 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 09:15:05 AM
It's the new rage sweeping the nation!
Don Knottruto!
Why don't people take photoshop away from me?
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Don Knottruto!
Why don't people take photoshop away from me?
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Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 10, 2008, 10:11:44 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 10, 2008, 10:11:44 AM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
*shoots NekOSaka*
Now. Drills may be GAR in animu, but IRL they're just good for making annoying sounds...truth?
*shoots NekOSaka*
Now. Drills may be GAR in animu, but IRL they're just good for making annoying sounds...truth?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 01:57:34 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 01:57:34 PM
Drills are fun, they cannot be annoying... They drill... drill... Without drills there could be no Drill Cat... A world without Drill Cat is not a world I want to live in.
*looks down at blood dripping*
... Does anyone have a bandaid?
*looks down at blood dripping*
... Does anyone have a bandaid?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chazzie on April 10, 2008, 03:53:39 PM
Post by: Chazzie on April 10, 2008, 03:53:39 PM
At least you didn't have to watch its' creation, Nejin...
-hands NekOSaka a needle and thread-
...
-then on second thought, snatches them back.-
... Why DO we allow NekOSaka to use Photoshop?
-hands NekOSaka a needle and thread-
...
-then on second thought, snatches them back.-
... Why DO we allow NekOSaka to use Photoshop?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 10, 2008, 04:27:16 PM
Post by: Smokey on April 10, 2008, 04:27:16 PM
For the greater good of LOL...
*hands NekOSaka a white towel*
Why are you bleeding so profusely?
*hands NekOSaka a white towel*
Why are you bleeding so profusely?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 04:29:37 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 04:29:37 PM
Nejin shot me..., thanks for the towel. *Bandages wound*
So how are YOU doing up there?
So how are YOU doing up there?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 10, 2008, 04:30:44 PM
Post by: Smokey on April 10, 2008, 04:30:44 PM
Look at the above picture, for real...
Have i just skipped into another dimension?
Have i just skipped into another dimension?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 05:02:15 PM
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 05:02:15 PM
Yes, you are now entering the Twillight Zone.
Why don't we all have a picnic?
Why don't we all have a picnic?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2008, 11:40:27 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2008, 11:40:27 AM
Oh yeah, a picnic...that's a good idea. Map: de_dust2, no awp, 800 starting money, mp_freezetime 5, campers and bunnyjumpers are banned at sight. That's it, the server's up, come on everyone! But watch for Pedobear...
I'm in the Warp Zone. Where do I want to go?
I'm in the Warp Zone. Where do I want to go?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on April 21, 2008, 11:44:20 AM
Post by: Smokey on April 21, 2008, 11:44:20 AM
You want to go to the Mayo clinic to ask if they have ketchup...
Why is the sun round?
Why is the sun round?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2008, 12:45:56 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2008, 12:45:56 PM
SCIENCE SAYS: Because GRAVITY.
LOGIC SAYS: Because spheres are more stable.
CRACK SAYS: Because OM NOM NOM NOM LAWL IS THAT A FUSION BALL? XD
Now, here's a /b/ favorite. THE MAZE OF DOOM (and MSPaint glory)!!!
HOWTO: SOLVE?
LOGIC SAYS: Because spheres are more stable.
CRACK SAYS: Because OM NOM NOM NOM LAWL IS THAT A FUSION BALL? XD
Now, here's a /b/ favorite. THE MAZE OF DOOM (and MSPaint glory)!!!
HOWTO: SOLVE?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 02, 2008, 07:14:47 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 02, 2008, 07:14:47 PM
Solution: NUKE THE SHIT, SCREW THE CAKE, REVIVE THE THREAD WITH MAGMA.
Just how stupid is this "reviving threads" thing, really?
Just how stupid is this "reviving threads" thing, really?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 02, 2008, 08:56:34 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 02, 2008, 08:56:34 PM
Just about as stupid as defending yourselves against a herd of stampeding buffalo with a cotton swab....
Do you even have to ask?!
Do you even have to ask?!
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:21:38 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:21:38 AM
Hey! Don't go against me on my own territory! Stupid questions MUST be asked here, NO EXCEPTIONS!
Or can you think of any exceptions?
Or can you think of any exceptions?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 08:30:31 AM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 08:30:31 AM
It's the exception that makes the rule unless there are exceptions to that too in wich case there are no exceptions that can make the rule, thus voiding the rule that exceptions are there to confirm the rule, so in this case there are no exceptions except when the question of asking if someone should ask something is stupid in itself, making it either an exception or the rule, since exceptions are ruled out...
Did that make any sense?
Did that make any sense?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:49:41 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:49:41 AM
I thought of Rule 34 on Rosie. And then, yeah. It did. O_o
Now, hairspray or glitterspray - what's the most GAY of them?
Now, hairspray or glitterspray - what's the most GAY of them?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 10:09:36 AM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 10:09:36 AM
Neither it's the rhinestones that do it...
Now, leather or latex, wich of those is the gay one?
Now, leather or latex, wich of those is the gay one?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 12:33:43 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 12:33:43 PM
Neither, you fool, it's spandex!
Do you like cucumbers?
Do you like cucumbers?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 01:50:14 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 01:50:14 PM
What a silly question, of course i like cucumbers, as much as the next cat...
Have you noticed an improvement in spelling here, too?
Have you noticed an improvement in spelling here, too?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 05:49:06 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 05:49:06 PM
Your punctuation could use some help, young lad! Get to it!
OR WILL YOU TAKE THE HOSE?
OR WILL YOU TAKE THE HOSE?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 05:52:06 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 05:52:06 PM
Neither!!!! Nevar!!! This...is...SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!vvvvv!!!111elevenmillionahundredandonethousandonehundredandone!!!
Now how do some memes get so lame?
Now how do some memes get so lame?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 05:54:18 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 05:54:18 PM
2 words: NEWFAG ABUSE.
That's how.
Now for a trickier question: How do memes stay epic?
That's how.
Now for a trickier question: How do memes stay epic?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 06:02:14 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 06:02:14 PM
Genius, just plain 'ol geniusnessnessessness...
That's how the simpsons stay epic and alive...
So how to find and inject geniusnessnessessness for meme's?
That's how the simpsons stay epic and alive...
So how to find and inject geniusnessnessessness for meme's?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 06:05:19 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 06:05:19 PM
It's tricky. You need to inject the blood of a genius into the meme itself - and that isn't very easy since you need to convert it to binary first...
Now: What cannons are on YOUR intergalactic warship?
Now: What cannons are on YOUR intergalactic warship?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 06:31:05 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 06:31:05 PM
Go play GalCiv and see wat's at the end of the tech tree...Those four different weapons, all over the ship...
So what about yours?
So what about yours?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 06:44:56 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 06:44:56 PM
My intergalactic warship, you say?
The TIMPANI Battlestation doesn't need anything else than its primary system, but; BPM Output, SLITHER Method Disruptor, and lastly the R-EX Reaver.
I can explain the specifics later, but the Reaver is a real "Final Fuck-up of the Universe"-armament...oh yeah.
What OS is installed in your brain? What's the tech specs?
The TIMPANI Battlestation doesn't need anything else than its primary system, but; BPM Output, SLITHER Method Disruptor, and lastly the R-EX Reaver.
I can explain the specifics later, but the Reaver is a real "Final Fuck-up of the Universe"-armament...oh yeah.
What OS is installed in your brain? What's the tech specs?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 06:57:31 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 06:57:31 PM
My brain runs on an Award BIOS and BOS 6.4.....
Is it possible for a brain to multitask?
Is it possible for a brain to multitask?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 07:29:43 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 07:29:43 PM
Only if you've got multiple cores (personalities).
SHIVER ME BALLSACK?
SHIVER ME BALLSACK?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 07:31:49 PM
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 07:31:49 PM
o.o If you are Toki. * sews and eating strawberry gummies and stuff *
Would you spend 60$ on your freind's birthday cake?
Added after 25 seconds:
Nejin-onii-san you big meanie >:0
Would you spend 60$ on your freind's birthday cake?
Added after 25 seconds:
Nejin-onii-san you big meanie >:0
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 07:40:21 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 07:40:21 PM
Ho-ho-ho-ho! My tentacles are superior!
But my question sucked, so I'll answer yours instead.
A REAL MAN BAKES HIS OWN CAEK! And others' as well!
What is the limit of your caek?
But my question sucked, so I'll answer yours instead.
A REAL MAN BAKES HIS OWN CAEK! And others' as well!
What is the limit of your caek?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 07:51:48 PM
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 07:51:48 PM
Well it was ice cream cake, which is superior to almost all other caeks, and had strawberries and other wonderful delicious things. We also got two of them, and one had fudge and cookies in it... I want more cake... * cries *
Would you make me a cake for my birthday?
Would you make me a cake for my birthday?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:05:36 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:05:36 PM
I WILL MAEK YOU CAEK FOR YA BURFDAY
CAEK MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF LEMON SHERBET AND CAEK STUFFS
AND THEN IT WILL BE EATEN
AND THERE WILL BE MUCH REJOICING AND OM NOM NOM
AND THERE WILL BE PEACE.
Or will we wage war over the cake in its entirety instead?
CAEK MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF LEMON SHERBET AND CAEK STUFFS
AND THEN IT WILL BE EATEN
AND THERE WILL BE MUCH REJOICING AND OM NOM NOM
AND THERE WILL BE PEACE.
Or will we wage war over the cake in its entirety instead?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 08:16:02 PM
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 08:16:02 PM
I'll do anything for a peice .__. That sounds so delicious. * mans the missles * >.<
Do you think that the term "mans" is short for commands?
(I just now figured that out... am I dumb?)
Do you think that the term "mans" is short for commands?
(I just now figured that out... am I dumb?)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 08:26:06 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 08:26:06 PM
Operates comes a bit closer, i guess...
Why are languages so complex?
Why are languages so complex?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:28:35 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:28:35 PM
Because our ancestors had no computers to play with, so they messed with their languages instead.
Now, who stole that soylent green i had there...?
Now, who stole that soylent green i had there...?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 08:31:02 PM
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 08:31:02 PM
Not me o.o
What is soylent green?
What is soylent green?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 08:39:57 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 08:39:57 PM
Soylent green is good for you...
NOBODY TELL HER IT'S MADE OF HUMANS!!!
Oh, crap, i said that out loud didn't i?
NOBODY TELL HER IT'S MADE OF HUMANS!!!
Oh, crap, i said that out loud didn't i?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:40:58 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:40:58 PM
SOYLENT GREEN IS...PEOPLE! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green)
Will you eat it?
Will you eat it?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 08:51:21 PM
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 08:51:21 PM
Yes I support cannibers :3
What would you do if you were kicked off the computer and you thought to yourself "okay I've been on for a while I guess I should let someone else use it, it's a good chance to go get a snack." AND THEN YOU FOUND OUT HE ATE ALL TEH FOOD AND YOU HAVN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS AND YOU REALLY LIKE FOOD?!?!?
What would you do if you were kicked off the computer and you thought to yourself "okay I've been on for a while I guess I should let someone else use it, it's a good chance to go get a snack." AND THEN YOU FOUND OUT HE ATE ALL TEH FOOD AND YOU HAVN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS AND YOU REALLY LIKE FOOD?!?!?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:53:36 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:53:36 PM
Hey we just spoke about Soylent Green, now didn't we - and you're talking to ME. Have a guess what part I'd start with.
Does Eggs + Sheeve + Blueberries = good food?
Does Eggs + Sheeve + Blueberries = good food?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 09:00:40 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 09:00:40 PM
Well, give it a try... Eggs + kidney beans + corn + red pepper + cayenne pepper + salt + tobasco + chilli sauce + meat = good food too :D
How would fried ants taste?
How would fried ants taste?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 09:02:38 PM
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 09:02:38 PM
Not bad, if theres chocolate... all I wanted was hotdog + bread. T-T
Tokachitsukushite...?
Tokachitsukushite...?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 09:07:07 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 09:07:07 PM
MOTTO! MOTTO! MOOOOOTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!
How pervy did that sound, 1-10?
How pervy did that sound, 1-10?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 09:13:42 PM
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 09:13:42 PM
It's hard to sound like anything on the internets silly x3 I thought that you were refering to being a robot...
Added after 40 seconds:
Oh um. um. I can't think of a question!!
Shoot to ill?
Added after 40 seconds:
Oh um. um. I can't think of a question!!
Shoot to ill?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 09:18:07 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 09:18:07 PM
AIDS AIDS AIDS bullet, on the window sill!
Capture the King's flag on the Hill?
Capture the King's flag on the Hill?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 09:25:30 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 09:25:30 PM
No rewrite his will...
Since when is this a poetry contest?
Since when is this a poetry contest?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 09:27:18 PM
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 09:27:18 PM
IT'S NOT IT'S NOT IT'S NOT
Who the hell writes poetry anymore? >:0 Not me thats for sure.
Who the hell writes poetry anymore? >:0 Not me thats for sure.
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 09:35:51 PM
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 09:35:51 PM
So i see.
Poetry is indeed as old as can be...
It still has use...
for example, when two peoples heart fuse...
But that's just me...
Poetry can be all things, see?
Poetry is indeed as old as can be...
It still has use...
for example, when two peoples heart fuse...
But that's just me...
Poetry can be all things, see?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 11:36:07 PM
Post by: Toki on May 03, 2008, 11:36:07 PM
Yes, but it doesn't have to rhyme either xD Silly.
What time is it where Smokey is?
What time is it where Smokey is?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 04, 2008, 03:25:59 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 04, 2008, 03:25:59 AM
It's GMT! General Mayonnaise Time!
How much mayonnaise per second is the time where you are, then?
How much mayonnaise per second is the time where you are, then?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 04, 2008, 06:17:37 AM
Post by: Smokey on May 04, 2008, 06:17:37 AM
Well I'm Mayonnayse time plus 1, but since I'm in the Amsterdam zone, the Mayo gets doubled so that's GMT plus 2 times a half...Leaving 100Mayonaise per second...
How many ketchup per gallon do you run?
How many ketchup per gallon do you run?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 04, 2008, 07:56:19 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 04, 2008, 07:56:19 AM
My fuel supply is 100% ketchup-free!
Butterfly, Caterpillar or Cocoon?
Butterfly, Caterpillar or Cocoon?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Smokey on May 04, 2008, 08:03:24 AM
Post by: Smokey on May 04, 2008, 08:03:24 AM
Caterpillar of course...
What good would a butterfly be in roadworks...
Bulldozer or digger?
What good would a butterfly be in roadworks...
Bulldozer or digger?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NekOSaka on May 05, 2008, 09:23:15 AM
Post by: NekOSaka on May 05, 2008, 09:23:15 AM
Diglet dig. Diglet dig.
Trio-trio-trio?
Trio-trio-trio?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 05, 2008, 02:20:26 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 05, 2008, 02:20:26 PM
Now, Dodrio! Strike its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE! TRI ATTACK!!!
--------------- lv25 Graveler
Squirtle lv13 ----------....
Attack Bag
PKMN Run
???
--------------- lv25 Graveler
Squirtle lv13 ----------....
Attack Bag
PKMN Run
???
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: raidspirit on January 17, 2010, 06:44:26 PM
Post by: raidspirit on January 17, 2010, 06:44:26 PM
Squirtle used water gun!
it's not very effective! ---- what!?
foe Graveler used Razor Leaf! ---- Da HECK!?
Squirtle fainted --- no more pokemon in your party, you lose!
hm...soy sauce or soy milk to quench your thirst?
it's not very effective! ---- what!?
foe Graveler used Razor Leaf! ---- Da HECK!?
Squirtle fainted --- no more pokemon in your party, you lose!
hm...soy sauce or soy milk to quench your thirst?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 17, 2010, 11:01:51 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 17, 2010, 11:01:51 PM
♫~KIKKOMAN, KIKKOMAN~♪
PAPER, PLASTIC, OR FUDGE?
PAPER, PLASTIC, OR FUDGE?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 18, 2010, 12:22:48 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 18, 2010, 12:22:48 AM
CHOCOLATE SCISSORS CUTS YOUR PAPER LOL WHAT
How many buses are there in Gensokyo at present? _W_
How many buses are there in Gensokyo at present? _W_
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2010, 07:25:17 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2010, 07:25:17 PM
2.
how many moons we have seen?
how many moons we have seen?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 22, 2010, 06:10:30 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 22, 2010, 06:10:30 AM
AS MANY AS THERE ARE STRUCTURAL ERRORS INSIDE A COW, namingly 157.
(only 2½ of those are visible under normal circumstances, however)
Is it acceptable for a bird to fry itself due to bad upbringing, or should it be taken to court?
(only 2½ of those are visible under normal circumstances, however)
Is it acceptable for a bird to fry itself due to bad upbringing, or should it be taken to court?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 22, 2010, 08:05:17 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 22, 2010, 08:05:17 PM
"in the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are espeically heinous. in new york city, the detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are part of an elite squad known as the special victims unit. these are their stories."
do sexual moans count as music?
do sexual moans count as music?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2010, 09:48:05 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2010, 09:48:05 AM
Only when REMIXED~
(this is actually a good idea, but it's probably been done already so wtev)
Sphingomyelin overdose is a good idea, Y/N?
(this is actually a good idea, but it's probably been done already so wtev)
Sphingomyelin overdose is a good idea, Y/N?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 23, 2010, 04:23:36 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 23, 2010, 04:23:36 PM
(it has been done. that's why i asked.)
skip it in favour of sodium amitol.
how many pairs of sunglasses can you wear before you can't lift your head? (courtesy of my friend melissa)
skip it in favour of sodium amitol.
how many pairs of sunglasses can you wear before you can't lift your head? (courtesy of my friend melissa)
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2010, 06:37:43 PM
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2010, 06:37:43 PM
That depends on the number of ears your head has. If your own are insufficient, JUST GLUE IT.
In case of spontaneous combustion of your left leg, how would your cats react?
In case of spontaneous combustion of your left leg, how would your cats react?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Cockleshell on January 23, 2010, 09:22:34 PM
Post by: Cockleshell on January 23, 2010, 09:22:34 PM
they would piss on the floor and start turning into dogs
what causes breast pain
what causes breast pain
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2010, 06:05:46 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2010, 06:05:46 PM
contributions from PERVS LIEK YOU. thankyou! [/pbsreference]
should i eat the spaghetti sauce even though i'll scream in pain?
should i eat the spaghetti sauce even though i'll scream in pain?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2010, 09:43:22 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2010, 09:43:22 AM
Yes. Yes you shall, and you shall hook yourself up to a voice changer so your scream is all smurfed. -w-
I would like someone to contribute a picture of a bull-duck-goose being shot in the head with a large spade, is this feasible and how much Mauu would it cost me?
I would like someone to contribute a picture of a bull-duck-goose being shot in the head with a large spade, is this feasible and how much Mauu would it cost me?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 09, 2010, 09:29:06 AM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 09, 2010, 09:29:06 AM
it IS feasable; however it will cost you your entire MAUU x ∞.
if a tree falls in the forest, can a duck 50 km away quack about it?
if a tree falls in the forest, can a duck 50 km away quack about it?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 10, 2010, 02:25:44 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 10, 2010, 02:25:44 AM
Quote from: "Konpaku Youmu"Look! A pigeon came! A pigeon came into the room!With the underlying knowledge of the fact that this pigeon is in fact a duck, it can be assumed that all pigeons in fact are ducks and since pigeons are absolutely everywhere and networked in a more HAX way than the Geth, you can be damn sure that if a tree falls anywhere, a pigeon (which is in fact a duck) will be there to see it, and relay it to millions of his pigeon-which-is-in-fact-a-duck friends. Some of them will quite definitely be more than 50km away since pigeons-which-are-in-fact-ducks are migratory at times and thus get friends all over the place, and from that it can be expected that at least 3689 will quack at least once about it, and out of those, 16 will post about it at their blogs (and out of those at least one will claim to either be the one who was there to see the tree fall, or be the one who CAUSED it to fall in the first place).
In case of bottled-up-fire inside your local squirrel-enriched forest, what will happen?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 11, 2010, 07:30:50 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 11, 2010, 07:30:50 PM
giant squirrels moving to NYC, and mugging people, painting giant squirrel graffiti, and liberating animals from cages. [/kikistrikereference]
in the event of a nuclear fallout, which sandwich will protect you better: ham and cheese, or PB&J?
in the event of a nuclear fallout, which sandwich will protect you better: ham and cheese, or PB&J?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Martin on May 27, 2010, 01:24:11 AM
Post by: Martin on May 27, 2010, 01:24:11 AM
METAL SANDWICH!!!
How to fall up stais?
How to fall up stais?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 27, 2010, 06:35:01 AM
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 27, 2010, 06:35:01 AM
HELL IF I KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING but it surely must involve a cat, a baker and 3/4ths of an Aztec god. UNDOUBTEDLY.
WHY IS MY SPIRAL ENERGY SPINNING TOO FAST?
WHY IS MY SPIRAL ENERGY SPINNING TOO FAST?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2010, 08:56:19 AM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2010, 08:56:19 AM
BECAUSE IT'S OVER 9000!!!
why does the ankle itch when the mosquito bites it?
why does the ankle itch when the mosquito bites it?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2010, 11:30:49 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2010, 11:30:49 PM
because it wants you to notice it.
why was indigo cut out of the rainbow?
why was indigo cut out of the rainbow?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2010, 11:40:25 PM
Post by: Acher13 on July 08, 2010, 11:40:25 PM
Because he keep nagging to be a part of it.
Why are the shadows black?
Why are the shadows black?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2010, 08:36:03 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2010, 08:36:03 PM
because they are emo, and no one would notice them if they were white.
what sort of candy is best used as a projectile?
what sort of candy is best used as a projectile?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 15, 2010, 06:42:47 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 15, 2010, 06:42:47 AM
use M&M's, they serve as good bullet when shooting a pipe cannon xD (refer pic)
rrelated pic
(http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/217552/creepy-food-masao-m-m-s-muscle-open_mouth-ouch-rea)
wwydi... ^(refer pic) that really happen?
rrelated pic
(http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/217552/creepy-food-masao-m-m-s-muscle-open_mouth-ouch-rea)
wwydi... ^(refer pic) that really happen?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 16, 2010, 02:24:11 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 16, 2010, 02:24:11 PM
I CHEW, THEREFORE I AM GOD *munchmunchmunch* (amidst screms of agony)
(isn't that one better reserved for the wwydi thread?)
why is there no invention for streaming data directly to the brain?
(isn't that one better reserved for the wwydi thread?)
why is there no invention for streaming data directly to the brain?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 17, 2010, 06:45:26 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 17, 2010, 06:45:26 AM
(i got the wrong thread, but does work)
So you can't download exam's question and answer into your brain and comes out of the faculty office empty handed (I'd like to do that tho)
why is there a fountain of youth but there's no fountain of prodigy?
So you can't download exam's question and answer into your brain and comes out of the faculty office empty handed (I'd like to do that tho)
why is there a fountain of youth but there's no fountain of prodigy?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 18, 2010, 08:13:30 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 18, 2010, 08:13:30 PM
Because we as a species are too stupid to make it.
What would happen if i had nothing but index cards for breakfast?
What would happen if i had nothing but index cards for breakfast?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 21, 2010, 02:27:27 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 21, 2010, 02:27:27 AM
It will set to be a new trend, where no one's gonna eat cereal for breakfast anymore but they're goin for Index card. WORLD!! xD
what would happen if the world no longer need for money?
what would happen if the world no longer need for money?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 22, 2010, 08:40:34 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 22, 2010, 08:40:34 PM
they need for flesh and turn into zombies.
what would happen if i wore MEAT NECKLACE?
what would happen if i wore MEAT NECKLACE?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Acher13 on July 26, 2010, 01:17:32 AM
Post by: Acher13 on July 26, 2010, 01:17:32 AM
Beware of stray 'wolf', they follow the smell of meat but they didn't hunt for meat... they'll chase you and... (leaves to imagination)
If only I can get back to the past and bring nowadays internet knowledge, what could possibly happen today?
If only I can get back to the past and bring nowadays internet knowledge, what could possibly happen today?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2010, 08:27:48 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2010, 08:27:48 PM
the 50's image of "THE FUTURE" comes to life: tacky, ringed collars, floofy hairstyles, box robots and dopey looking flying cars.
what would happen if i built my friend a house out of rhubarb?
what would happen if i built my friend a house out of rhubarb?
Title: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 30, 2010, 01:19:29 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 30, 2010, 01:19:29 PM
the big bad wolf would come and turn into GlaDOS, resulting in much cake.
supposing that clouds are made of fishmeat, what would occur if said fish-clouds encounter extreme weather, such as cat-nado?
supposing that clouds are made of fishmeat, what would occur if said fish-clouds encounter extreme weather, such as cat-nado?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: svx on January 09, 2011, 04:16:30 AM
Post by: svx on January 09, 2011, 04:16:30 AM
Purr-sounding vibrations would resonate throughout the sector, even drowning out the sounds of any scrambling fighter jets or nearby erupting volcanos. And, uh... I guess the catnado would probably make short work of the clouds... ehm... fishclouds, is it? This event would probably be televised. And broadcasted on Youtube. Pretty soon, people (including eye-witnesses for some reason??) would start to call it photoshopped. And then Mr T's press secretary at the White House would lay down the truth on his behalf so that he can earn props from all the weather forecasters in hopes of winning a sixth term as president of the United States... And, uh... yeah.
That sums it up... So...
A two part question:
1.) Do zombies really exist??
2.) Are missile silos soundproof? I'm getting sick of the zombies outside...
3.) Disregard 1.... srsly, halp! Lost earplugs. Out of ammo. Getting annoyed at the zombies!
That sums it up... So...
A two part question:
1.) Do zombies really exist??
2.) Are missile silos soundproof? I'm getting sick of the zombies outside...
3.) Disregard 1.... srsly, halp! Lost earplugs. Out of ammo. Getting annoyed at the zombies!
Title: Re: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 09, 2011, 06:45:10 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 09, 2011, 06:45:10 PM
IF YOU REALLY BELEEEEVE~~!!
why are asses non-inflatable? :\
why are asses non-inflatable? :\
Title: Re: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: svx on January 09, 2011, 07:57:56 PM
Post by: svx on January 09, 2011, 07:57:56 PM
Because the physics of Soviet Russia are a bit different than you'd expect, of course. :p
Ehm...
How is babby formed?
How girl get pregnant?
Ehm...
How is babby formed?
How girl get pregnant?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 09, 2011, 08:32:58 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 09, 2011, 08:32:58 PM
when a man loves a woman, he can't keep his mind on football.
why is my hair growing so slow?
why is my hair growing so slow?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on January 09, 2011, 08:54:25 PM
Post by: zjhentohlauedy on January 09, 2011, 08:54:25 PM
because your shampoo is actually butter hand soap
Why is my head so big?
Why is my head so big?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 10, 2011, 01:03:13 PM
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 10, 2011, 01:03:13 PM
Because it's really very melon. (http://www.verymelon.com/)
why does it hurt to sit? :[
why does it hurt to sit? :[