Read this while imaging the voice of a television announcer. You know, like if FOX were announcing a new season of 24 or something? Ehh, here goes...
He's a level-headed war hero/banjo musician with a chip on his shoulders and a thirst for vengeance, and he's coming to a town WHERE YOU ARE. And he's coming for revenge!
Starring Mel Gibson as "The Pianist"; a movie so thrilling that you will hate it:
Banjo Duel Deluxe: The Game: The Movie: The Real Life Event
Your job is to create a band with a name so brutal that it forces him, The Pianist, to lose his nerve during the big event. He'll have a banjo and he'll be wearing his old outfit from Thunderdome, so you'd better come up with something clever enough to thwart him!
(e.g. ehh, come up with random comical names for bands that don't exist, but should)
I'll start:
Government-Owned Pokeball War Factory - a heavy metal band with an emphasis on being metal and lyrics heavily revolving around the theme of keeping the government away from Pokemon reservations.
CCCP - Cute Cuddly Carnivore Plushies. A band that mixes cutesy Akiba-pop like influences with screaming, black metal and the sound of flesh being torn from bones.
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g239/NejinOniwa/a01e7d89191f6fe2461b8b5b75d9f211.jpg)
Lovecraft's Lovechild, a band that tracks down words from the Necronomicon and encorporates them into their black goth metal.
Cornfield Apocalypse, a classical band with strong inspiration from Beethoven, but also a strong affinity for farming and keeping the zombies at bay
Dimple Plant, a band that sings songs so sickeningly sweet that everyone is too busy puking from the sound of it to realize that all their songs are about murder. :\
(http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/x5YIhDe3e3b.jpg)
"I'm gonna love you till you burst, hug out all your organs and bake a sugar cake from your flesh~~ <3"
Bowser Revolution - An 8-bit tribute band with a firey punk-metal twist.
(one more try!)
Bark of the Dogwood; an Alternative-Folk-Metal band.
I would totally listen to that band xD
Nightmare Fuel: A progressive metal band that draws inspiration for their songs from folklore and old horror stories
I've never seen this thread before now. >>;
You people have to market these things better. ._.;
Deep Pink: a lesbian riot grrrrl indie band.
Perfume: a Japanese Girl Pop---wait that band already exists.
Alpha Male Phail: a semi-outsider rock band.
The Bleeping Computers: Electronic group who specializes in making their music using original IBM-PCs with custom-made software
Orangia - A Salsa band with fresh, zesty influences of pop.
Unleaded Blimp -- A band that spoofs classic rock bands, much like Spinal Tap does for hair metal
Prince Vomit - a Japanese heavy rock band that loves sprinkling english(engrish) into their lyrics.
The Scarabs: A Beatles cover band, whose members originate from Egypt
Pretty Girls: a fabulous Drag Queen Hair Band.
Lucha Grande: A Mexican rock band who specializes in writing songs for wrestling matches
Brooklyn Blues: a blues-jazz band that specializes in soulful dirges about their home.
DJ Quack-Quack: Dropping the bass with some Duck Hunt audio clips mixed in
Mucho Grande: Salsa-rock band that passes out nachos to the front row at every gig.
Volcano Bakemeat: Vietnamese rock band known for copious amounts of Engrish in their songs
(now you're just getting unoriginal)
Senses Euphoria: a rock band with psychadelic influences, but sings serious-nature songs, in line with Oasis or certain Radiohead songs.
When Past and Present Merges: A band whose songs are either old songs redone in new genres, or current hits in not-popular-anymore music styles.
(nice one)
Victim Stained: a Black Metal/Emo band specializing in story-songs about tragedies that didn't get enough attention.
Magnum Opus: A band, spanning over generations, with their goal is recreating history in a musical form.
Asgarden: A swedish metal band specializing in songs about hope, light, and nature.
Backwards-Compatible Banjo Boss : A band focusing on making sophisticated banjo music for use while people are riding elevators. Banjo + electric bass + also marracas (or whatever they are... those things that go jingle jangle, they rock).
Washboard Stomach: a band of robot-wannabes focused on making pleasing folk and bluegrass.
Quotemetal band specializing in songs about hope, light
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g239/NejinOniwa/motivator323cca97ecb68db66280e58905.jpg)
Shining Tigerd: A band who's style is best described as "The '80s thrown in a blender with a hint of lemon"
Angel's Asscrack: A punk band specializing in parodies of religious songs.