Welcome to the Ministry of Economy.
Please apply here if you wish to have your user's personal Mauu value established.
Current exchange rate is loli:post matched with your user's personal Mauu value.
The market of lolis is always in need of more materials, so please keep proper accounts of your assets.
All the best,
//Nejin Oniwa, Demon Overlord and Head of Mauu Research Center
I would like my Mauu value established, my Overlord.
Also, where is the best place to aquire lolis? I think it might be lolibooru.com.
Your views are skewed, Mah Boi.
Lolii acquired in such places are as cattle - docile, but completely without market potential!
Nay - the most valuable lolis are found in the wild, of course, but more diverse hunting grounds are also grounds for quite qualitative specimens. Danbooru (donmai) is a quite diverse spot with extreme quantities - worth sifting through. 4chan and like spots are good if you know where to and where NOT to look - but for the best specimen you need to go outback.
Your user has a Mauu value of 102:456. The exchange rates are fluctuating at the moment, which makes the absolute value hard to pinpoint; approximately, actual value accounts for 22% of assets, with a 2-3% flux. The market is unstable due to the massive inflow of lolis during midwinter holidays - it should have stabilized sometime early January, but you could strike tomorrow if you're lucky. Hunt some, boi! ´A`
Good to know, thanks.
always wishing for updates~ :3
Uhmm I seem to have duplicated your thread sir. With all due respect, please forgive me. I apologize in advance. I did not search enought to see if it was already made.
nejin-san, as to keep proper track of my assets i will post my lolis here as well:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/t2zjggnhw5a/loliconomy.zip
Bwoo. A worthwhile effort. I shall examine them once I have the times...
However, today is some crazy-ass celebration day, apparently, so please excuse me. ->-
of course. the banks are always closed on holiday. :3
*Sees inactive thread*
This topic was more active when it was in the members introduction thread ~o~.
Hey, natural order much? All things moved out of their point of origin (thus, their optimal environment) have to adapt to their new surroundings, and if they are unable to do so, they will wither and die out. So goes for threads. I'm sneaking in as much Mauu as I can elsewhere, though, so fear not.
Then why not ot this topic into oblivion and see what happens? ^__^.
OT? In a thread/department made/headed by a demon? Now, now. Demons REVEL, thrive off chaos. That's the cause of it appearing in the first place, and fighting fire with fire just produces even more fire, you know?
...wait.
KEIKAKU GET >:3
Then in the name of the Holy Divine emperor I proclaimed this topic will be about the discussion of all things penguin. Any attempts of resistance or any signs of movement not involving penguins will be dealt with a heavy bolter to the face and be made fuel to power or tanks.
NOW SPEAK HELL SPAWN!!!.SPEAK ABOUT THY LOVE FOR PENGUINS IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY EMPEROR!!!.
PENGUINS?! I HAVE THOOOOOSE ON MY PAJAMAAAAAS!!111!!ONEONE!
As far as I believe, penguins have little role in the management and placement of Mauu value.
However, one must remember that Penguins in general possess enormous Mauu values of their own, due to their species ability to attract...pretty much anything they want.
THE PENGUINS ARE THE JEWS OF THE MAUU ECON-
The following part of this post has been wiped from existence using the demon's special eraser gum. Please have this picture of a loli and a penguin as compensation and demonstration of the above thesis.
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g239/NejinOniwa/Penguin_and_Loli.jpg)
Have a nice day.
*Pull back bolter from nejins face* I must admit nejin, the librarians predicted that u would commit heresy against THE DIVINE EMPEROR and we were about to dispatch the grey knights to deal with you.... But you have shown us your conviction to our cause and THE DIVINE EMPEROR is please with your act of penguin who was gonna reward u with Lolis from the Nal-dar sector but hes to DIVINE to get out of his throne and instead increased your rank from Hell Spawn to Dark Spawn. Continue serving the DIVINE EMPEROR nejin and u may one day be promoted to Arch Bishop.
QuotePENGUINS?! I HAVE THOOOOOSE ON MY PAJAMAAAAAS!!111!!ONEONE!
Pajamas???? The DIVINE EMPEROR is intrigued by this combat armor u soft pink fleshy air breathers wear during your hybernation cycle. We have no such thing available here.
Now if u excuse me, I'll have to deal with some librarians who have committed heresy.....
Demon+heresy=Does not compute, my dear friend.
Also, the divine emperor was my dessert on...let's see...the 21'st of August, last year.
I might have failed to mention that. Apologies.
A long and intricate post about the great penguin empire was suppose to be here but due to a system crash *We were using windows ME* caused by a sudden polar bear uprising in the south pole it was deleted. But I believed this picture completely explains everything and more. We *The great Penguin Empire* thank you for your patience and understanding.
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8672/penguinpropaganda.jpg) (http://img96.imageshack.us/i/penguinpropaganda.jpg/)
For more information on the great penguin empire please visit
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Penguin_Armies_of_Doom
Cool story, bro.
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g239/NejinOniwa/AntarcticCooling.jpg)
.......i suppose it's out of the question to get my MAUU value re-evaluated? o_____o;
HMMMMMMM the Mauu Evaluation has a cooldown of 1 month, approx. However, since the Journey through the Decade has been completed, the market is reset. I'll redo the ev later.
thankyou~
i would like my mauu reevaluated please :3
I'm next.
where is the demon to do this for us >___<
Demon will look over assets sometime tomorrow. Holoday preparations are underway, I'm afraid >_>
it's ok, everything is slow this time of year. :3
oh come on, the fricken spambot ruined THIS? >___< wtf.
And on the Eve, nonetheless. -w-;
It does however look like I won't be able to make this before I go desertward. I have tons of things on my list today, and I'm going tomorrow early morning; possibly I'll be able to use the mobile uplink down there, but eh.
is ok, as long as spambot didn't ruin it. :[
Oh Mighty Overlord, can i have my Mauu value reestablished? :3
I'm 21 and what is this? :\
a very old inside joke. :3
any time you get to it, Demon-san!
I wish to know my mau value too demonspawn
The /osc/ ministry of economy apologizes for the inconvenience. The Mauu has been centralized and incorporated into the General Evils fund, and no personal values can be established at the moment. Please be patient.
*sits and waits* :3
*waits and sits... on a penguin*