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Really, that's all I did for four years of math class.  We had some sort of Casio model, so I don't know if this will work on others but it was my ultimate program.  Here you go, and have fun when you should be doing your class/home work.  Amaze your friends, teachers, and horrify very gullible people!

The Colonel's Fantastic Basic ICBM Launch Simulator for Graphing Calculators v2.4.1

Suggested File Name: BN765~J

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Lbl 1
“FE WARREN AFB”
“564TH SMS”
“SITE 564-T”
“SYSTEM START”
“ “
“PASSWORD?”?->Z
If Z=2561:Then Goto 2
Else Goto 3
Lbl 3
“SYSTEM ERROR”
“SHUTDOWN”
Goto 9
Lbl 2
“LAUNCH COMPUTER ACTIVE”
“INSERT KEY 1”?->Z
If Z=R:Then Goto 4
Else Goto 3
Lbl 4
“ENTER PASSWORD 2”?->Z
If Z=6612:Then Goto 6
Else Goto 3
Lbl 5
“INSERT KEY 2”?->Z
If Z=R:Then Goto 5
Else Goto 3
Lbl 6
“STANDBY”
“GO/NO-GO”?->Z
If Z=79:Then Goto 7
If Z=NO GO:Then Goto 10
Lbl 7
“MISSILE FUELED”
“RAISING MISSILE”
“
                                  “
“                           “
“MISSILE RAISED”
“           “
“LAUNCHING”
“   “
“   “
“   “
“SYSTEM SHUTDOWN, TEST SUCCESS”
“     “
“     “
Goto 15
Lbl 9
“ “
“ “
“ “
“MISSION FAILURE”
“ “
“RESETING”
Goto 1
Lbl 10
“MISSION ABORTED, SEE INSTRUCTOR”
“ “
“ “
“ “
“ “
“ “
Goto 1
Lbl 15
Mission Success banner

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Notes:
1. Add spaces between " "'s to add longer wait times between text
2. Anywhere Z= appears means that is a password or command to be entered in the program

I think that "shtdown" of yours needs some U.


Otherwise lol.

Riiight, there were some spelling errors.

Sounds like a good use of a math class. :P

It looks like the label 5 is not referenced except by code that would executed by it being referenced.

People would have to be very gullible to think that a calculator can launch an ICBM. I'm talking about the "gullible's written on the ceiling" people.

Still looks like a good prank program.

Well, some people I've met/been in the same class as have been gullible enough to believe that, for example, the ventilation holes in the ceiling are all actually small cameras, so yeah...it'd be possible. -w-;