There could be countless ideas and funny stuff for this thread. The thread would consist that : If OS Tans would take a break or another job instead of representing an OS were would they work or what would they do?
I'll try! For the Windows-tans which usually aren't portrayed having defined jobs, I'm guessing:
Vistan: supermodel, amateur magician using her Aero magic
Saba-tan: A chef who is often assigned to mainly handle seafood. Poor Saba-tan!
XP Pro-tan: supermodel, popstar or contestant of an eating contest. Would win said eating contest.
Homeko: professional yaoi manga artist- if she isn't one already! Likely to show up at anime conventions.
2K-tan: secretary, manager in office, supervisor. 2K-tan is a workaholic and doesn't believe in taking breaks.
ME-tan: tech support! BWAHAHAHA!
98-tan and 98SE-tan: not sure
95 OSR 2.5-tan: daredevil
95-tan: housekeeper, paid assassin
NT-tan: housekeeper, secretary
3.1-tan: not sure
Hmm I stated it but didn't give an example lol How silly. Here's mine. Lets see now:
Vista Tan - Chivistan - Covergirl cosmetics model Visbou/Vistake - Firefighter
XP Pro - News Girl at a News network
Homeko - Teacher at any school
Moseko - (MCE Tan) - Bartender
2K Tan - Police woman
ME Tan - Nurse/Doctor
98 Tan - Singer
98 SE - Commercial Girl
NT Tan - Teacher/ Tour Girl / Babysitter/ Waitress
95 Tan - Actress (First movie is The Last Samurai 2 When 95 meets Tom Cruise)
3.1 Tan - Librarian/ Day Care Assistant
Neptune and Odyssey Tans - Nasa employees
QuoteChivistan - Covergirl cosmetics model
QuoteVistan: supermodel
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6104/flatbyabrgomez.jpg)
In the end she doesn't look too much like her.
She may look like a normal cosmetics supermodel, but when the threat of evil arises and attacks the innocent citizens, she transforms into Magical Girl ChiVis-tan to combat... evil, duh.
I'm terrible at this.
ChiVis - Mascot for a Microsoft-Certified store somewhere
Vistake - Construction Manager (lol screw)
Visbou - Does ninja qualify as a line of work these days-aru?
XP Pro - Gourmet PFFFFFFFFFFFF >w>
Homeko - School principal with an iron-hand rule over the students, preaching the joys of Yaoi
Moseko - Movie Critic
2K Tan - Secretary to some president
ME Tan - You honestly think she'd get hired?
98 Tan - Tourist guide
98 SE - Eunuch Trainer (you wish)
NT Tan - Housewife (lawl)
95 Tan - Bodyguard masking as secretary
3.1 Tan - Company president with total monopoly on some big market
This could make something big and bad....
I like to think that, being from computers, they would all work in some kind of office, at least initially; however, quite a few would be very likely to be fired. Hint: Homeko.
2K tan - World leader
Me tan - Shredder
Both 98 tan - Rangers >¬<
95 tan - Assasin
sorry TwT, I no had more ideas ;¬;...
yamada98 already has a "real" job, per sé. she's an office lady.
NT- full time home maker?, teacher
95- assassin, maid, homemaker, geisha?
inu-T - on the pro doggy pagent circut. either that or posing for furry p0rn. xD
visbou-tan - teaching a ninjutsu class at the rec center
XPpro- pop star, food critic, food taster, taste tester, model, p0rn star, actress, spokesperson, dancer, "dancer", geisha?
XPhome - yaoi artist, mangaka, artist, p0rn writer/director/producer, teacher (keep her away from the male students!! xD ), grpahic design?
XPMCE - pop star, singer, game designer, designer, game tester, tech support, phone operator?
ME - game tester, advertising?, waitress?
2k- manager, assistant, secratary, legal assistant, tech support, kindergarten teacher
.....and that's all i can think of for right now ^^;
XPMCE - star on "Biggest losers"
LEAVE MOSEKO ALONE!!! SHE'S A HUMA- oh wait, she's not, go ahead. -w-
;__; big is beautiful in her case
and are you forgetting, THIS IZ HER TOO (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/displayimage.php?pid=4260&fullsize=1)
That's some nameless XPMCE-tan, not Moseko.
Sorry
(http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/albums/userpics/11364/1219866443908.jpg)
aw, quiet up. she can't help it, she's got MEMORY~~~
Well, I guess it's better than AMNESIA then
yeah......anyhoo, OT:
all the messengers, would, obviously, be messengers.
Windows Vista: Fashion Model
Windows XP Pro: That teacher we all like/ competitive eater.
Windows2k: Accountant
Windows ME: Homeless
Windows95: Owner of a Sword School
lol, i could picture 95 in a dojo.
but, ME? homeless? poor dear....
I would (like my windows ME laptop) take it out of the trash during a heavy storm and take care of her :D!
You took your laptop out of the garbage during a heavy storm?
That is how much people liek WinME .w.
Quote from: "Chocofreak13"XPpro- pop star, food critic, food taster, taste tester, model, p0rn star, actress, spokesperson, dancer, "dancer", geisha?
DARN YOOOOOU SOOOOORAAAAAAA
Rule 34, my friend
WTF is that?
*flicks through*
AHA!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule34
You don't need to emphasize it, bish. Still, it worsens my wound. Now ORGANIZE THAT LIST
Quote from: "GTCD"Quote from: "Chocofreak13"XPpro- pop star, food critic, food taster, taste tester, model, p0rn star, actress, spokesperson, dancer, "dancer", geisha?
DARN YOOOOOU SOOOOORAAAAAAA
What did I do? It was Chocofreak who wrote that.
^^ perverted and proud to be, that's me
Added after 1 minutes:
oh, and, if puppy dog doesn't work out, and i get the new laptop i was promised, i'll put ME on tanky.
"Puppy dog?"
puppy dog linux. and while i'm on that topic, does she have a -tan yet nejin? (i ask you cause i figure you'd know.)
I use Puppy Linux as well, but only as a diagnostic tool at the moment (when Windows won't work).
Also, there is a Puppy Linux-tan; I believe that C-chan drew a pic of her, and I'm pretty sure that Bella drew one of her too.
Yes there is a Puppy Linux-tan.
Here is Bella's drawing of her in her 2007 Unix/Linux Christmas special pic:
(http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/albums/userpics/11522/Copyofholidaybetalarge.png)
And here's C-Chan's drawing of her:
(http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/albums/userpics/10570/PuppyRyogaFinal.png)
She's cute.
PUPPY! YAY!
now to partner her up with inu-t...... *w*
i will save and draw, as she is my newest OS.
i was going to the doctor today cause of my damn ankle (it's not broken, thankfully ^^; ) and as i sat in the car and stared at my ipod i began to think: hmm, if i get that new shiny laptop from my friend, then i will have shitty (desktop), tanky (old laptop now w/ puppy), gothy (ipod), and speedy (new laptop). i want to get moar so i can name them. and i want to draw -tans too. :3
by the way, aurora-sn or nejin-san, is there a tan for sugar linux yet? i imagine there ould be, but i'm curious.
I've never heard of the distro, and no such -tan, so I doubt it, but there are far more knowledgeable oracles on the linux subject than me.
i have heard brienfly about sugar linux from a linux-expert friend of mine. he said it is a distro that was used on those laptops given to 3rd world kids; simple, streamlined, multiple languages, cheap.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_(desktop_environment)
<---- oh, sorry. i guess this is it.
Hm, that'd make it a desktop manager like KDE, not an actual distro...
...but interesting concept still, considering the spread it has. Might be good looking into.
Quote from: "Chocofreak13"i have heard brienfly about sugar linux from a linux-expert friend of mine. he said it is a distro that was used on those laptops given to 3rd world kids; simple, streamlined, multiple languages, cheap.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_(desktop_environment)
<---- oh, sorry. i guess this is it.
Are those the laptops that are solar/hand gyro powered?
idk. they go to lil 3rd world kids....
It's a noble cause.
They're computers, and they're made for surviving outside the world of powerlines...
What can you say? ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH
i would assume they are solar powered then :3