The Worst Names (of this and last) Century (http://www.llij.net/names.html#The%20WORST)
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I dunno what kind of parents name them those...especially the last name at the very bottom...
what kind of names are those :/
Lol, Terry Twocock!
I have a friend who knows someone named Anita Hymen.
Having the initials V.D. wouldnt help anyone either
Horrible, horrible, evil parents. But it is funny...
Join the military, youll meet some of these people.. cus if you have a fucked up name, you tend to join the military so the guys can make fun of you for it.
I would never join the army unless I had a nice common name like Johnson.
No, wait...
like my platoon sergeant john smith o_o or a guy i went to boot camp with, steve bill
some people are to be pittied and truely i would, if it wasn't so amusing to make fun of them
honestly some people truely are marked with such names :/
crazy enough that bureaucracy allows such names -.-
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............
QuoteDr. Xenon Xenophou
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and....
QuoteJust Jim James
its very funny .....
How is you name ..... .....and ask .... Just Jimm :D:D:D:D
I really pity some of these people. And I thought my name was bad... O_O;
Am I seriously messed up if I really like that worst name at the very bottom?
This name is not on the list, but any of you heard of Urhines Icy-Eight Special K?
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No...
There is no way that someone was christened with that name. There's an agency that prevents those sorts of things from happening you know.
In many countries at least.
hehehe hahhaha huhuhuh oooooooo man
srry but they are so funny.
lol HAHAHAHAHAHA they r so funny
I wonder why someone would torture their child like that.
Here's another one there was a mister Kiekindevechte around here...
translates into Looks in the Vecht (the Vecht is a local river)...
Pretty crappy name as well, especially if you're aquaphobic
LOL Just Jim James
Well at least JustJim can go through life calling himself Jay-Jay...
Well, recently here was a report about strange and common names in my country and this is the longest name registered:
Brhadaranyakopanishadvivekachudamani Erreh Muñoz
It means something like 'man turns into what he does'
I think that his parents really hated this guy.
a set of parents in italy tried to name their kid "venerdi", which is italian for "friday. :\
then there was the little girl whose parents named her "tulula does the hula from hawaii".
and the guy in england who changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.
his grandma's so upset she's not speaking to him. xD
and people used to name their kids "gaylord. xD
I know about Tulula Does the Hula From Hawaii! I heard she got her name legally changed!
"Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined" ... WTF?! I wonder if people just call him Captain or if he wants them to call him by his full name!
A year or two ago, a couple in China named or tried to name their kid @.
There have also been kids born in the past couple years named ESPN. After the sports channel!
oh yeah, i remember that chinese kid. the governmet was mad... xD
people call him "capitan fantastic".
yeah, tulula had her named changed. but can you blame her?
if i have a son, i should make his middle name "venerdi". xD i think it's a nice name.
espn...? really?
If i were to call my kid by some brand i use alot, i'd have to call him/her ASUS or Western Digital.... Or heineken, LOL
And how about THESE for names? (http://oddee.com/item_92594.aspx)
Just...lawl'd.
For the record, an acquaintance of my family got a daughter, upon being asked what he thought the baby should be named, their 5-year old son proposed "Windows 98 Joystick"...
In the end, she was named something normal and boring, but since WE got ear to it, the story's been going around ^^
O...M...G...
Well there is also some kid of a movie star couple in hollywood that goes by the name of "Audio Science" ...
I think I know what she WON'T be taking as a major in highschool ^^
In the article I linked to, the first two names had me going "WTF?!", I confess that the 5th one made me chuckle and the 10th one made me facepalm.
Seriously. Selling your name to get paid to change your name to that of a website or business? That's just desperate, and kinda scary. It reminds me of "Idiocracy", in which everyone in the 26th century is named after a food brand name or such.
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In the end, she was named something normal and boring, but since WE got ear to it, the story's been going around ^^
Yeah! Don't let them live it down! Something like that is just too funny to forget! :D
Too bad about the normal name though.
Yeah, well, WE won't forget...and the 'net certainly isn't going to, either >:3
Anonymous remembers looooooooong time... ;006
As long a time as Longcat is looooooooooooong...
And on top of that, Anonymous is legion, with many people to spread the lulz around!
And we have a new terrible name for our kiddies..... Anonymous...
That's not terrible, that's just the new millennium's John Doe.
It'd be terrible because actually being named 'Anonymous' defeats the purpose of being Anonymous!
Quote- State your name, please.
- I am Anonymous.
- BLATANT CENSORING please.
- No srsly, I am Anonymous! Anonymous James Johnson, it's my name!
- WTFLOL
Something like that, huh...
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I had to edit your post, Nejin. You've been warned not to use THOSE kind of words.
Aside from that, your scenario accurately illustrates the danger of being named Anonymous!
While we're at it...
The Statistical Central Bureau of Sweden has this wonderful Name Search tool, with indexing on the entire populace. <3
http://www.scb.se/Pages/NameSearch____259432.aspx
Let's play with it a bit, and see what comes up.
No matches for Anonym or Anonymous, sadly, but well, that's to expect. HUNT ON ~
Heh, LOL... see it's a nice name ;006
OH! Goldmine. Lists of the names of all newborn females (http://www.scb.se/Pages/TableAndChart____31028.aspx) and males (http://www.scb.se/Pages/TableAndChart____31036.aspx) between '98 and '08. GO GET
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Apparently there's 1 woman named Lol. Oh, lol!
imma gonna name me kid "OMG"
Although the meaning's different, there are 24 people with the surname Fag.
No comments needed.
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And in addition to that, 1 poor guy who has Bög (slang for homo) as his first name. That's just scary.
that really sucks...
6 people with the surname Konstig, means Weird...
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And WHAT will the 20 people with the surname "Villig", which means Willing, tell the judge at the rape trial?
well, i remembered, a Dutch radio DJ is named Koen, wich is Afghan for ass.... That's a shame, because his station also hosts Uruzgan FM... :D
4 women and 12 men named Neon, 2 guys named Argon and 25 people with the surname Radon. Hey, complete my periodic table already, damnit!
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2 guys named Syre (swe for oxygen), keep fighting!
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2 guys named Kol (carbon), too little!
Some people just don't take names seriously... ^_^
Carbon and Oxygen... There's a really bad joke I could make at the moment...
You just need to find some people with the last names of Radon or Xenon and Helium and you'll have the Noble Gases column complete!
EDIT: I meant Krypton and not Radon! AAAAAAAUGH!
I found Radon already, you're thinking of Krypton.
Which is odd, considering the superman reference.
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Also, 1 guy named Xenon. Now that's pretty badass.
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And some idiot named Alkis, which means alcohol addict...
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And 2 idiots named Mutta, which means <insert word for the female sexual reproductive organ of your choice here>
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And 24 people with the surname Akne...you can guess the meaning of that.
"nice pimples, Akne!"
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And 1 guy named Pimp...i mean, seriously.
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And 1 woman whose name is Satan.
Oh lol.
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And a woman whose name is Mister...
...awkward. >_>
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And who the hell is stupid enough to name their child Klaus-Dieter? (apparently it has been done 57 times)
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And lastly, 2 poor boys named Kaktus (cactus). WHY, PARENTS, WHY!?
Now then, good night.
i'm gonna name my kid milo if he's a boy. i love that name.
of course, just to piss off my friends donovan and dan, if i have 2 sons, their middle names will be donovan and daniel. xD
*fail* can't get english to swedish translatior to work. srry.
Naah, i'm gonna stick with Otawakkawakkabillalullaweh...
Now that's just plain nonsensical.
Like the numbers of people who named their children Aragorn.
OMG...
Fandom much? ^_^
You don't say. LOTR frenzy has hit this country hard.
Here are your stats:
Faramir - 5 men
Boromir - 1 man
Samwise - 3 men
Merry - 1 man, 40 women
Meriadoc - 2 men
Aragorn - 43 men
Gandalf - 25 men
Legolas - 44 men
Gimli - 13 men
Frodo - 22 men
Pippin - 1 man
Peregrin - 3 men
Éowyn - 34+17 women (second number are those who got that accent right)
Éomer - 1+2 men
Theoden - 3+2 men
Arwen - 125 women
Galadriel - 36 women
Elrond - 5 men
Sauron - 6 men
Pretty much the only major characters we're missing are Celeborn (Galadriel's hubby) and Saruman.
Srsly, wtf.
Next up is star wars. >:3
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Or wait, that's just gonna be plain boring, isn't it -.-
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Except for the 5 Obi-wan's...
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And the 21 guys and 4 women who didn't realize Skywalker is a SURNAME, you bloody idiots...
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The 30-ish Yoda's might have other reasons, but still...
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And 3 CHEWBACCA'S? WHAT THE FLYING DOGSHITS IN THE AIR IS THIS!?
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That is absolutely hilarious, and disturbing at the same time!
But the 3 people named Chewbacca?! WTF?! I'm totally baffled by this. Why? Of all the Star Wars character names, why did some people have to pick Chewbacca for their kids?!
yeah, pick Han... :P
Even worse would be the fans so decripitly addicted they rename themselves...to CHEWBACCA!?
What does it take to do that, a deathwish?
a very nice store owner i used to know named her son anakin.
and one of my friends has met a person who named their son sephiroth.
i think i'll stick with milo or charlotte....
Pen Jillette's doughter
Moxy CrimeFighter Jilette.
He says he chose it because he thinks "second names are useless" but that doesn't explain the moxy part.
Damn, it sounds like Inspector Gadget's lesbian niece who secretly wants sex with penny
hawt. i like it. >:3
lesee
Ima Hogg. everyone remembers her, the daughter of a Texas Governor.
Most delicious pun ever -w-;
Aside from, perhaps, the act of writing "God" on a paper (which is absolutely hilarious).
god is just dog backwards.
iiwiit :O sounds like a bird lol
my friend said wants to name his kid chewbacca. :\