Forum Games: Break a Wish

Started by Justin, June 24, 2008, 01:43:39 PM

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Chocofreak13

granted, but your brain tricks you into thinking it's 5oclock ALL THE TIME.

i wish i had one of every videogame console known to man.
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Nichi

Granted, but you don't have any games for them

I wish I had bacon

Chocofreak13

granted, it's nothing but fat.

i wish i could drink as much coke as i want without my teeth getting hurt.
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Simonorged

granted, it's radio active

I wish I didn't eat so much at lunch
Simon was here :P

Chocofreak13

granted, it all falls out of you when you eat it, meaning you never get full.

i wish i was a mermaid.
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Nichi

Granted. You have to listen to Under The Sea on a never-ending loop for the rest of your life; forever haunted by the Little Mermaid level of Kindgom Hearts

I wish I could ride on a dolphin

Simonorged

Granted, but the dolphin rides you first.

I wish I could go to Orlando Florida
Simon was here :P

Chocofreak13

granted. you get mugged by an out-of-work Mickey Mouse and humped by Shamu. prepare to be scarred for life.

i wish i could get into paid things for free. -w-
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Simonorged

Granted, it's all drug smuggling.

I wish this damn headache would go away!
Simon was here :P

Chocofreak13

(i don't get it....)

granted, now it's in your stomach.

i wish the government wasn't so heavy-handed.
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Simonorged

(you have to smuggle drugs in order to get in to things for free since your pay is tickets to everything for free, doesn't end well)
Granted, it doesn't exist.

I wish I knew what my future will be.
Simon was here :P

Nichi

Granted. You get to see your own funeral

I wish I had the ability to shoot fireballs out of my hands

Simonorged

Granted, your hands are now too charred to use for anything else

I wish i didn't feel any physical pain
Simon was here :P

Chocofreak13

granted, you can't feel ANYTHING anymore. enjoy the injuries without any of the fun in between.

i wish my tongue could never get burnt.
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Nichi

Granted, but you still burn the roof of your mouth

I wish I had a girlfriend