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Chocofreak13

"WOW. SUCH CLEAN"
"VERY SPARKLE
MUCH FRESH"
-Pent and Me

"SO WANT
DO HAVE
NO CAN
SO BROKE"
-Me, on a Teefury Shirt
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Nichi

"...but this leads to the interesting mental image of Twilight being a love story between two blow-up dolls; one being sparkly"
- Me

Chocofreak13

"Still a better love story than Twilight"
-Me, on the Above Quote
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Bella

me: (1:55:32 AM) /cries
me: (1:55:47 AM) SWEET FORBIDDEN HUMAN-DEATHBOT LOVE

Chocofreak13

#1264
"Soon after, the group quickly leaves the cave as it transforms into an outhouse."
"Dark Heart becomes a real boy, and everyone is overjoyed."
-Care Bear Movie 2 Wikipedia Article

"AS FAR AS MAKING SENSE, THEY COULD HAVE *CARE*D LESS"
-Pent, on me commenting how much Care Bears makes sense

"I wish I could get a neck massage"
"why am i flashing back to cat massage"
-Pent and Me

"HOW DARE YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON MY DOUSING ROD, HUMAN"
-Me


EDIT: "Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry."
- Someone on Tumblr
-Pent, a Week Ago
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Nichi

I love that quote -w-

"We are professional designers to follow the trends of Sexy Lingeries to help you turn more SEXY and pass an unforgettable night!"
- Description of a company selling a maid costume I was looking at

"But, the Flash is an established comic book character; won't you get sued?"
"Oh yeah, in that case, I'm the Human...Racecar!"
- Linkara as reporter, Linkara as the Flash

"Their tension is relieved by THIS IS A PORN"
- Cinema Snob

"Judging by all the beeps, whatever is showing on the monitor has a mouth like a sailor"
- Linkara

"This movie about talking vaginas makes no goddamn sense"
- Cinema Snob

Chocofreak13

#1266
*falls off Cliff*
*floats upward on a bald eagle*
"Everything's comin' up Millhouse!"
-Millhouse, The Simpsons

"So, i told Timothy, you can NOT keep basing sermons on old Seinfelds!"
-Helen Lovowitz, The Simpsons

"Steven! How did you get it to work?"
"I just said that thing that dad always says!"
"That thing about pork rinds?"
"Hot Dogs."
-Amethyst, Steven, Amethyst, Garnet, Steven Universe

"So i'm supposed to work really hard, and not try at all at the same time?"
"......yes."
-Steven and Garnet, Steven Universe

"I will pay you 10 dollars to go put on more clothes."
"Bet it's the first time you ever heard that one."
-Mom and Daughter, to older daughter, Modern Family

"Make Tea, Not Love
</monty_python>"
-Pent

"that sounds interesting
everyone trying to figure out if 2 people shagged"
-Me

"i love how you're like "huh?" and i'm like "helicopter tits", and suddenly it all makes sense"
-Me

"who the fuck does he know....?
porn stars?"
-Me

"Steven! You just saved *most* of Beach City!"
*Yells to side* "SORRY ABOUT THAT!"
-Amethyst and Steven, Steven Universe

"Ahh! My Bits!"
-Steven, Steven Universe

"You almost set me on fire!"
"But I didn't!"
-Male and Female characters from Frozen, Commercial Just Now

"I GOT A SHINY SNEASLE"
"WHOO
IS IT A SHNEASEL"
-Mel and Me

"Are you crying?"
"ONLY A LITTLE!"
-Amethyst and Steven, Steven Universe

"I summon my powers BY EATING ICE CREAM!!"
-Steven Steven Universe

"Ohhhh....Steven! It's a Shield!"
"I get a shield....? OHH YEAH!!
*shoots shield out of stomach*
*ricochets off everything in room, eventually landing in side of tv*
-Pearl and Steven, Steven Universe

"Where did you get these!? I thought they stopped making them!!"
"Wellll, we heard that too, so,"
"We went out and stole a bunch!!"
"*I* went back and paid for them."
"It was all *my* idea."
"It was *everyone's* idea."
"Not really."
-Steven, Pearl, Amethyst, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, Garnet - Steven Universe

"I think Bella enjoys RS because she channels her drug-addicted past self or something"
-Pent

"If he sticks his dick all the way into the talking vagina, does that count as deepthroating?"
- Cinema Snob (via Pent)

"*gasp* I would NEVER kiss someone! Except someone I admired and respected! And only after we dated for a long while!"
- Goat Warrior, Wander over Yonder

"Warriors of BAAAAAAAhallah, assemble!"
-Prince Cashmere, Wander over Yonder

"Screw the fox; what does the vag say?"
-Pent

"i was going to say, if we have french porn vaginas, this feels like we need germans in the equation
or we could involve turkey and their Maaan Boat"
-Me

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPOTTED DICK?
Oh wait; that's England"
-Pent

"fresh meat for context quote
french meat?
FRENCH DICK TO GO WITH IT?"
-Me

"french porn vaginas"
-Me

"Wait a flossin' second. You're all a bunch of FAKERS, aren't you, just like Wander was!"
"I-iduh-ijuh-eh--....yes."
-Sylvia and Badlands Dan, Wander over Yonder

"I'm not going to tell you where that dollar goes, but I'm sure that's not how hooker transactions work"
- The Cinema Snob (via Pent)

"BEIN BAAAAAAAAD IS RAAAAAAAAD!"
-Wander, Wander over Yonder

"Are you three kinds of crazy!? I asked for bad, not DEATHWISH!"
-Sylvia, Wander over Yonder

"GERRR, RAAAH! ARRRGH!!"
"Is that.....is there some dinosaur in there?"
"Yep!"
"Ohhh.....we're doomed."
-Wander and Sylvia, Wander over Yonder

"listening to one of the most romantic songs i've ever heard ^^
"i hold your hand in mine, dear, i press it to my lips, i take a healthy bite from, your dainty fingertips..."
-Me

"BREEF BROWL~"
-Pent
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NejinOniwa

"But...there's one they fear.
In their tongue, he is Paypalkiin...Ebayborn!
FUS-RO-BOOST!"
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Nichi

"Dr Pepper is a very violate science liquid when under pressure. Handle with caution"
- Me

Bella

"You don't want a saggy garden!"
-Fitting room clerk at Target in regards to flower-print tights.

Chocofreak13

"Teachers and students should NOT live near each other. We're natural enemies! Like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln."
-Bart Simpson, The Simpsons

"Uh-huh. And like any man, i put on my secret chrstian underpants one leg at a time."
-Ned Flanders, The Simpsons
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Nichi

#1271
"Not like Diet Coke; which is a substance that is almost but not quite entirely unlike Coca-Cola"
- Me

"it looks like a teddy ruxpin gone horribly, horribly wrong"
- Kari

"Excuse me; do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?"
- 9th Doctor

"Uterine Derangement is an interesting one
did not know my lady parts had a seperate brain
wait, i'm an Ood?"
- Kari

"new way to get transgender surgery
male to ood to female"
- Kari

"Would be a very ood experience"
- Me, on the above

"DINER DASH II: THE FOODING"
- Me

"You know, I should make a parody White Wolf game
Chef: The Baking"
- Me

"i read that as "food is fucking now" due to my comment being below"
- Kari

"LAWL & ORDER: CRIMINAL HOCKEY"
- Me

""Tobacco & Masturbation" would make a great band name"
- Me

"idk what Scarlatina is, but it sounds pretty
googled it, it's Scarlet Fever"
- Kari

"Menstural Deranged? Is that "Ye Olde PMS"?"
- Me

"Also, would a more mild period techncially be called a comma?"
- Me

"some of the "disorders" on there would make good story titles"
- Kari

Nichi

#1272
"I always wonder when growing up when a child goes "When I grow up I want to look at the insides of women vagina's for a living" happens"
- A GameFAQs user

EDIT:
"OMNOMNOM PRIEST
TASTES LIKE SWISS CHEESE
THE MOST HOLY OF CHEESES"
- Me

"'Honey, I Shrunk The Chair' wasn't really as impressive of a movie as they were hoping"
- Linkara

"Apparently a popular pirate stereotype is Hitler cosplaying as a purple dragon"
- Stewart Ashens

Lastly, LittleKuriboh


Chocofreak13

"easy mac can suck my metaphorical dick"
-Me

"Or, Lucky D"
-Pent

"I think doge directed this commercial
TEETH SWEEP. SO MUCH WOW.
Also, autocorrect recognizes "doge" as an actual word"
-Me

"He couldn't kill them enough"
-TV, just now
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NejinOniwa

Quote from: Yamada-kun and the 7 Witches"Oh my god! There's a SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON between my legs!"
(Margin note: Supernatural phenomenon between the legs - don't think about it too much. Just say "Oh, okay" and move on.)
I JUST LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AGAIN
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS