winning.
ITT: you just lostTHE GAME
Inevitably, anyone posting after me in this thread after this will AUTOMATICALLY HAVE LOST, DESPITE the rules of the thread itself. Chaotic Chaotic, BOOYAH.
proved you wrong. winning.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NNoXRmlglO8/TZ1bzdE3B6I/AAAAAAAABzU/7qhwY-epq-U/s1600/duh%252C%2Bwinning.jpg)
(http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/starbucks-cant-let-you-starfox-12754445868.jpg)
Winning
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_12r4ZLFMf_k/TPLdjovEB5I/AAAAAAAAAIY/_cixXxSJetI/s1600/ONWARD.jpg)
you won!
i lied. Winning.
i must say, getting suffocated by one's own breasts is a terrible way to die.
and you, 0. me, 1.
me 1 you -1
you overdrafted.
winning
Hey guys, I'm a level 9 cleric...
(http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh248/8alot/munchkin%20cards/Divine_Intervention.jpg)
i discard a card from my hand to use
(http://bidwicket.com/Item/C/Collectible_Card_Games/Yu_Gi_Oh/Singles/Dark_Beginnings_2/19676_1M_Magic_Jammer.JPEG)
your agrument is invalid
WInning
(http://www.temp.sfbok.se/kat/img/100966.jpg)
An entire expansion deck full of cheats. Allow me to Cheat Like There's No Tomorrow your ass (and your entire hand) out of play.
UMAD, BRO?
*SETS FIRE TO YOUR DECK*
u MAD BRO?
also the game
and your breathing manually.
Winning
The game? I pulled that in my first post. Last post has been redacted.
your posts are null and void
Really now? Explain. I don't see any valid reason for that around.
your mother.
winning.
Not at home atm, so your argument is invalid, I'm afraid. And for all the "winning" you say you're doing, you sure aren't accomplishing very much in terms of actual victory.
Only true winners, like myself, can view this image (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/BROTRR_Winner.jpg)
no I're winner
No winning detected in this thread, go somewhere else.
it is a lie, he wants to win
i am winning.
We agreed on the fact that you're not. How many times are you supposed to change your mind on this subject?
just like this kid, I WIN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HUvTp8ZcJs)
I am a win
-Like a boss.
i win, just like this cola:
(http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129161785636282181.jpg)
i win, i have a cheese sandvish
http://digitallydelicious.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/grilled_cheese_sandwich.jpg
i have the tits. i win. 8)
flat chest doesnt count.
penzors FTW
if flat chest = loss, that means YOU LOSE.
I WIN.
Quote from: Chocofreak13 on June 15, 2011, 10:39:59 AM
if flat chest = loss, that means YOU LOSE.
I WIN.
pics or gtfo
(just playing, please dont get offended.)
basic logic, for i win
4chan logic isn't logic. this renders your argument invalid. thus, i win. -w-
you a a women,
men in general, win
AND MY FOOT IN YOUR BALLS! CAPITAN PLANET!!!!
i win. :3
that turns me on
i win
also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJI-xFk6Ho
girls rule. i win. -w-
No you don't D:
zen is always winrar D:
screw your panda
i win
no you D:
no u
D: how dare you!
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/olivetrollface.jpg)
trollcat says i win. :3
(and that she wants to go out. but she's not allowed to right now. :\ )
gah D:
i'm hairless DX
(http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/2007/12/YE_Vaporware/01_duke_nukem_forever.jpg)
"Hail to the king, baby!"
Most people don't even know where that line came from XD
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/19/950461d2-1b48-44a3-8bdc-16c0e80f7e1f.jpg)
this is the main reason duke has no original lines
(http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2010-10-11.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7yqfbqY41qafrh6.png)
MEANWHILE: LMAO!
YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME ALEX! I'M IMMORTAL D:
There can be only one!
*Insert Queens's Princes of the Universe here, with a montage of clips resembling scenes from Highlander*
Did someone say HIGHLANDER? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCNICT2en_U&feature=related)
i have geass!
"KILL YOURSELF!"
(http://www.marions-kochclub.de/dru-pic-alt/wiener-wuerstchen.jpg)
Yep. It's a wiener.
*facepalm*
i'll fight you for it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CoPTLRokag)
AND I WIN D:
NO I WIN!!
I'll let you guys in on a secret...
Nobody wins.
not even you? :[
At those times, the Rule of dealing with Demons #61 comes into effect.
When everybody loses (even if it includes the demon), the demon WINS.
sorry, i live in the real world. where i am god.
Come on, boi. Demons trump gods any day. Read up on your facts.
as the demon's underling, i win by default! >:3
Hmmmm....delegating victories are optional. I reserve my right to hog.
but i want it. ;^;
this thread makes me lol like a woodsman.
I LIVE IN THE WOODS
I AM MAN
YOUR ARGUMENT IS NULL AND VOID
posting in epic thread.
wait, there are men here?
since when? :\
Since THIS IS THE SECOND VIKING AGE
since you lost.
I WILL NEVER DIE D:
Losers can't decree those sorts of things.
Who's the loser now punk D:
ITT: Losers
Rule 61, fags.
*stabs*
i win.
well
you suck at being a demon overlord D:
I got Warmog's. Your stab is insufficient!
And besides, reference where, boi?
My butt D:
Here, hold this.
*explodes*
8)
BANSHEE'S VEIL HERE
STILL TANKING LIKE A BOSS wait a minute, I shouldn't be tanking, I'm a carry...
technically i win, but i don't feel like a winner..... ;^;
I'm a weiner D:
I do think that's a mite incorrect there.
D:
(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/champion-cock.jpg)
winner! ^^
But that shirt clearly is speaking of wieners. You've got your words wrong!
i'm a whiner D:
Are you sure you're not actually a cryer?
i'm actually a panda
WHAT A SURPRISE RIGHT?
i am touching myself in bad ways
I am actually...
winning.
Well i'm
bi-winning!
i'm bisexual. 8)
I'm just too damn sexy. That's all.
I'm hot D:
so hot it burns D:
My burns are bigger than yours, foo!
well that's cuz you were trying to touch me D:
is this going to turn into an orgy?
cause if so i'm selling tickets.
i'm too shy for orgies
>//////>
then you can't win! xD
i already did.
sparkly pony will be defeated by my final evolution! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/Diaboromon.jpg)
Your final evolution will be defeated as soon as Pikachu Digivolves into Optimus Prime*
*That was a plot point during an epic battle with action figures I staged as a kid
1 Optimus Prime? puh-leez. YOU CAN'T DEFEAT MY MULTIPLIER ATTACK~~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTgVRAkbMig)
who knew something so cute could be so deadly....
*hugs choco*
does that defeat your ultimate attack?
Quote from: Chocofreak13 on June 19, 2011, 12:20:55 PM
sparkly pony will be defeated by my final evolution! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/Diaboromon.jpg)
screw your digimon, i got moemon
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=moemon
my badassery wins out in the end~ (http://wtfmoe.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/1297331707212.jpg?w=500&h=333)
loli is the ultimate power.
Posting from my seaside mansion while looking out on the 3-mile sand beach that is 50 meters away from where I'm sitting. YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE NULL AND VOID.
i am playing 3dcg on a 80 inch hdtv. your agument is invaild.
My uplink is shitty, and I'm STILL winning. That's how little your posts mean to this thread.
I HAVE WATER D:
By the power of Greyskull!
*Holds my wooden kantana into the air*
I have the power!
He-Man
I HAVE AN OCEAN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW, YOUR ARGUMENT DOES NOTHING
suddenly, we are cats.
if i was a cat. i'd lick my crotch D:
as it turns out, cats don't actually lick their 'parts' when they do that....there's a scent gland behind their ass, and they're aiming for that so they can rub their smell on stuff. they have the glands in their cheeks, too.
look at it this way; your cat loves you enough to mark you as his/hers. :3
source: my dad (aka the walking discovery channel minus all the whimsy).
also, i can sing in languages i don't even speak. if that's not win idk what is.
well i sing japanese D:
that counts as singing in a language i don't speak >3<
At one point, I could sing Hare Hare Yukai in it's entirety in Japanese, when I only know a handful of Japanese words. Now, if I learned the dance that goes with it, that'd be double winning right here
I HAVE CLAY
Posting on an iPad. This post is NOT winning.
posting on a windows machine
IE: master race.
@nej: oh right, you have an ipad....lol.
ever think of getting a cute anime cover for it? :3
I'm on the pc D:
always and forever
i have "The Girl in Byakkoya" stuck in my head. winning. -w-
I won and became awesome d:
i'm watching a show that gets gayer and gayer every time i watch it. it wins, but just barely. ^^;
What show?
the show where i win
i've had to deal with living out a soap opera, and it's barely afternoon. i deserve to win. =__=;;
nope, still winning
what a plot : D
i cast ninth level thunder kiss with an aftershock of thunder kissmyass. winnage. 8)
LAMBDA is too fine to deal with you pesky humans. She is uplinked through a damn cellphone working double-time as a 3G router, and winning.
you know who can easily win this?
a moderator D:
If she wanted to, Pitkin could come in here, post, and then lock the topic; forever making her the winner.
Oh crap; I probably just gave her a bad idea...I best enjoy winning while I can
i doubt she's reading this. as such, i win. -w-
WAIT WAIT
what do you mean i win?
there was a kitten on tv, that out of 70 or so cats, he was the only adoptable one.
thus i declare, DAT CAT IS WINNER
NOOOOOOO ;-:
well, you gotta give it props.
also, i found something even more win than that: the duke nukem PC. 8)
and for the discoverer's fee, I WIN
D:
YOU SHALL NOT PASS D:
you shall not win. :3
But i am winning D:
but i am. :3
You're not D:
Everyone who posts in this thread is a blatant liar.
except for the last person, lol. which means that the next person to post makes the previous one a liar. meaning, it's the winner's fault that no one can trust us. :3
I can't be a liar. D:
i'm a panda ;_:
pandas can be liars. :3
also, AND MY FOOT IN YOUR BALLS! CAPITAN PLANET!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Mz0t3MjBA&feature=related)
(que to 1:08)
Liesssss!!
and now you lie. :3
*lies down*
But if I lie about being a liar...
I SMELL A PARADOX
IF I LIE ABOUT BEING A LIAR THEN I AM A LIAR D:
...OR ARE YOU?
I'M MY OWN CHILD D:
Well, that is possible - pretty damn stupid, though.
OR IS IT JUST 2X THE AWESOME?
Prolly both D:
AT THE SAME TIME!
ugh, no more references to being your own grandpa, please. ><;
in other news: I WIN
Fine i'm my own grandma then D:
I KNEW YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL
D:
Nuuuuuuuu >3<
YEEEEEES
I play tennis. This post is my serve. It's an ace. WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
COUNTER WITH BADMINTON, THAT'S WHAT~
i play both and table tennis D:
i serve badminton like i intend to drive it into the opponent's skull. and one time i did.
I.
WIN.
i hit someone in the crotch >_>
i win D:
a guy actually asked me to kick him in the balls once.
i win. :3
choco that's just being with a masochist D:
actually, no, i never dated the guy. :3
i never said you dated D:
i just said you found a masochist D:
Sadists: We ALWAYS win. Because whatever we do, someone will be hurt by it.
Sadists are horrible people ;_;
and masochists are weirdos ;_:
@zen: don't criticize people's interests. it's their business, not yours.
@nej: -5 points for advertising it. you're supposed to keep things like that a secret, so you can get away with it.
as a result, I WIN
but their business creeps me out D:
You win, you say? NOT ANY MORE! HA HA HA!
(http://i.imgur.com/kmXNs.jpg)
THAT'S AWESOME, BUT:
HI, I'M BILLY MAYES HERE FOR I WIN
I'M THAT OTHER GUY D:
CHEF TONI D:
I'm Vince Offer. I Slap-Chop and doesn't afraid of anything; ergo, I win
if you're vince, all you do is slap your nuts.
being that i have none, and have no desire to, i cannot be distracted by them. ergo, i win. -w-
but then i'm from an almost extinct species yet we were still able to enslave humanity
i win now D:
On a bus...
[sunglasses]
...like a boss.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
on the bus
like buss D:
I'm on a boat!
AND I'M ON A HORSE D:
On a chair. Also back home, where uplink feels GOOD man.
So, win?
my real name is
ALWIN so take that D:
Alwin? All-win? That's just a blatant lie or a badly disguised piece of propaganda. You are banned from this thread.
i think that's a real name, but it's not zen's name. zen's name is zen.
also, i'm sitting on a piece of furniture that IS AT ONCE A COUCH AND A BED AND IS FROM IKEA AND WAS FREE, WHAT NAO BITCHES~ >:3
I'm sitting in a office chair that's older than everything surrounding it, including the house. Beat that
free bed
free desk
free chair (x2)
free plushies
free tv
free PS1 AND 2
free GBA (x2) AND GBC
free computer(s)
free cooling pad
free mouse (and mousepad)
free lamp
free fan
free wallscrolls and posters
free manga
free anime
everything i'm wearing right now was free
>:3
but i am ;_;
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000370082152
added you. thus, i win. -w-
There's this cool chick named kari trying to add me on facebook.
do i win yet?
you win, but i win more, since i have a troll-version of myself for my photo. -w-
BI-WINNING. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg)
TRI WINNING
NO SUCH THING-ING
@nej: are you claiming yourself to be a bisexual? cause if not, that post is a lie.
which would mean that i'm the only one here who is BI-WINNING~~
Actually, Zen is... well
i'm Tri winning D:
I'm quad-winning. I don't care if such a thing exists or not
i defeat all of you by being the current post.
Well now you just lost D:
EVERYTHING IS LOST.
life is worthless?
EDIT: i (http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/WINter.png)
WORTHLESSLY AWESOME!
16 BITS OF JOY!
32bit wars!!
8-Bit 4 Life
*Bobs head to the original Zelda theme*
oh my god, its Zelda theme!!
This post is a toast
this room is toasty. :3
This room is toasted. I do not approve of this fact. -_-
It's cool in my room, like a bowtie. Therefore, I win
I HAVE THE FEZ AND THE BOOBS, THEREFORE I WIN
I haz the flat chested loli, SO I WIN!!
i am the kawaii brain slug. :3 thus, i latch on and destroy your will to win. ^^
I RULE
I'M RULING
NAY
YAY!!
It's good to be the king
HAIL TO THE KING BABY~
I'm the only one in this thread who lives in a monarchy. None of you win.
ONLY GIRL
ONLY ONE WHO CAN CONTINUE THE LINAGE
I WIN BY DEFAULT
(or, rather, my kids do.)
WHY DO I NEED A LINEAGE WHEN I CAN JUST LIVE FOREVER?
EVENTUALLY YOU WILL AGE AND TURN TO DUST. THE LINAGE LIVES ON~~
Not like I don't have one as well. And the combined forces of Clan + Me Forever = Winning Always.
how do you think the clan came to be?
LINAGE.
I'm Bi Linear!
I knew it!! :o
So I win!!
WAIT
NO WAITING!
STOP!
ITS GREEN!!
HALP
I NEEDS SUMBODY
HALP
NUT JUS ANYBODY
HALP
I NEEDS SUMONE
HAAALP~
never gonna give you up D:
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN~~
BANNED FOREVER
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY~
DESSERT YOU
*drools*
I SENSE AN ORGY COMING ON *sprays whipped cream all over*
*glomps choco*
*noms face*
*is faceless*
*shivers* ouch..
HI ACHAAAAA
SO GUIZE WE JUST BOUGHT SOME ASSO SAUCE
ASS SAUCE? =D
I HAZ SKITTLES!!
I HAS FOODERS
CHEESY POOFS!
ANYONE WHO POSTS IN THIS THREAD NOT ONLY LOSES AT THIS GAME, BUT ALSO FAILS AT LIFE
meaning you do as well. :\
RULE 61, DEAR MINION
RULE 61
I FORGET WHAT THAT MEANS
ALLOW ME TO REMIND YOU, MINION (http://ostan-collections.net/forum/index.php/topic,1481.msg103342.html#msg103342)
I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP, TOO, MINION
IT'S APPROXIMATELY A METER AWAY FROM WHERE I SLEEP
AND YOU FALL ASLEEP LONG BEFORE I DO
ARGUMENT NOT QUITE SO INVALID ANYMORE
ARE YOU SUGGESTING SOMETHING PERVERTED
I WAS MOSTLY THINKING OF THE ENTIRE HELPLESSNESS PART OF SLEEP
BUT OH FUCK IT, NO HOLDS BARRED, COME AT ME BRO!
So I herd something perverted here happened think it is?
Sensors detect absolutely nothing of the kind. Move along, nothing to see here.
Well now that i almost lost i can be sure i'll win!
Not if I shoot you in the head with a STICK.
@nej: DOES NOT WANT
@everyone else: AH WIIN
I can understand not wanting to be shot in the head with a STICK. The caps tend to hurt.
you realize i was responding to earlier. DOES NOT WANT.
either way, i is current winner~
You are In Teh Wrong.
likewise, dude.
But that's when Rule 61 comes into play. I win even when I'm wrong.
but what if it's a live-or-die wrong?
Obviously, since I'm not dead, I'm right.
but who is MORE ALIVE????
not meeeee
I'm dead alright..
I'm so alive I have to make up for it by ONLY PLAYING UNDEAD when gaming.