Got any strange quotes (or quotable quotes) that you've seen today?
Here's one I found:
QuoteOptimus Prime could stroll down the street today, declaring that he needs help to defeat an alien menace, and MILLIONS of men age 25-30 would grab whatever they could and follow him into battle without question. ~Anonymous
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QuoteFacts:
1. Mikos are mammals.
2. Mikos drink tea ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the miko is to flip out and seal evil.
o_o
QuoteSoftware and cathedrals are much the same - first we build them, then we pray.
Software is like sex, it's best when it's free!
attributed to Linus Torvalds
Prior art is as effective as US soldiers in Iraq: They control the ground they stand on, and nothing more. I used to say Vietnam, but, well, you know...
-- Richard Stallman
Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)
-- Linus Torvalds
My personal opinion of Mach is not very high. Frankly, it's a piece of crap. It contains all the design mistakes you can make, and even managed to make up a few of its own.
-- Linus Torvalds
A series of quotes that Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry probably said:
* "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."
* "I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
* "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."
* "First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second,what can I say? I'm a night owl."
* "Bitch set me up."
* "I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
* "The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
* "I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
* "People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are."
* "The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were Black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
* "I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves.The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600s. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
* "What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?"
* "People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"
* "I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."
^ Now THAT is the most arrogant person I've ever seen ^^;;;;;
Quote"When someone strays from the path of mankind, you hit that person to correct them." -- Jamil Neate
Quote from: "Joe Namath"Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Quote from: "Samuel Butler"Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
"Trying to eliminate Saddam .. would have incurred incalculable human and political costs. Apprehending him was probably impossible ... We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and, in effect, rule Iraq ...there was no viable "exit strategy" we could see, violating another of our principles. Furthermore, we had been self-consciously trying to set a pattern for handling aggression in the post-Cold War world. Going in and occupying Iraq, thus unilaterally exceeding the United Nations' mandate, would have destroyed the precedent of international response to aggression that we hoped to establish. Had we gone the invasion route, the United States could conceivably still be an occupying power in a bitterly hostile land."
- George Bush - President of the United States 1989-1993
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so what happens if 2 sadists start dating? they will go mortal kombat on the bed?
o_o
QuoteI have two speeds, if you dont like this one your sure as hell arnt gonna like the other one!
my dads favorite saying
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
"I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones. And a computer nerd therefore is somebody who uses a computer in order to use a computer."
"[The World Wide Web is] the only thing I know of whose shortened form ââ,¬â€ www ââ,¬â€ takes three times longer to say than what it's short for"
"Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet."
"The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go by"
All of the above comes from Douglas Adams
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"Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean uptight incompetent bully comes naturally to me"
"If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my original plan to graduate and become a chartered accountant, perhaps a barrister lawyer, and gotten a nice house in the suburbs, with a nice wife and kids, and gotten a country club membership, and then I would have killed myself."
"Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers - which is why almost no technology ever works"
"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
And here was some from John Cleese
(Quotes found on wikiquote)
Quote from: "gregskywalker"-I never understood why people like loli/underage crap. They got no curves. It's like fapping to a plank of wood
Quote from: "Lunar 2:EB""Opinions are like butts, little girl. Everyone's got one and nobody thinks their's stink."
Quote"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
see C-Chan, this guy agrees with me
XD
Quote from: "Cysti771 "'Nobody goes to a movie on the first day, too many lines.'
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.--Billiam Coronel
The statistic on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.--Rita Mae Brown
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.--Rich Cook
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.--Marcel Achard
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.--Bertolt Brecht
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.--Ellen DeGeneres
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.--Albert Camus
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.--George Carlin
Journalism consists largely I saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive.--G.K.Chesterton
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.--George Gobel
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.--Carol Leifer
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.--Aaron Machado
It was such a lovely day I thought it's a pity to get up.--W. Somerset Maugham
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.--Groucho Marx
I cannot be bought.. but I can be rented.--Don O'Shaughnessy
He ended the job as he began it; fired with enthusiasm.--Don O'Shaughnessy
Bad artists copy. Great artists steal.--Picasso
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http://www.allfunnypictures.com/jokes/Quotes/Detailed/615.html
No cat ever gave anyone a strait awnser.
for the best seat in the house, youll have to move the cat
QuoteFor me, video games should be as long as a girl's skirt. That is, long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.
Quote from: "Bill Gates"
--640k ought to be enough for anyone.
--A lot of what you've seen here goes to show, that we really think that OS/2 is the Operating System of the 90's
--I've allways seen Internet Explorer
as an operating system upgrade. We could have called Internet
Explorer 3.0 'Windows 96,' but because of the state of the market
at that time we called it a browser.
Not really a thought-proviking quote, but what the hell...
Quote from: "Mephistopheles on Lolitron"I summon all the Church of Desuââ,¬â,,¢s crusaders to vote anti-Eva to avenge the death of our goddessââ,¬Â¦
Avenge St. Sui!!!!
o_o they better not be talking about evangeline-san -_- Id have to bring the might of the space marines against them.
"a open mind is like a fortress with its unbared and unguarded"
In fact they were... nonetheless Eva still won her match. Now it's Fate Testarossa Vs Yuki Nagato... oh the pain...
Quote from: "PsionicDude"Actually, since Wedge Antilles > Carriers, and Carriers = Instant win, then it should be Wedge Antilles > Instant win. He's just that good XD
Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.
-- Albert Einstein
I think and think for months, for years; 99 times the conclusion is wrong, but the hundredth it is right.
-- Albert Einstein
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken
QuoteIn fact they were... nonetheless Eva still won her match.
then all is right in the world.
"pain is weakness leaving the body"
~USMC
God's in his heaven, all's right with the world.
-- Pippa
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
-- Kasspe
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein
Although the "Desu-tards" there are still quite rabid about the matter...
Quote from: "Albert Einstein"-Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Quote from: "Dwight D. Eisenhower"-An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
var
shit: integer;
me in a program, which code, I had to hand in for a competition.Yes, I named a variable in a procedure shit, and yes, people later saw that.
?Code?
Quote from: "Miguel de Cervantes"Facts are the enemy of truth.
Quote from: "Carrie Fisher"Instant gratification takes too long.
Quote from: "Orson Welles"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
Power corrups, and absolute power corrups absolutly
The best line I've seen since forever:
QuoteGod Saves Sinners.... And redeems them for cash and prizes
"forgiveness is between bin laden and god... we are here to arrange the meeting"
~US Marines
QuoteHaving the "luck of the Irish" wouldn't be a good thing if you consider the potato famine.
Quote from: "Yutaka"You know what I hate? Orphans! They're always so sad, and they just go around going "Pity Me! I have no Parents!...
That has to be the funniest way to end a date I've ever heard about! ^__^
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"well I cant be sure officer.. the speedometer stops at 120..."
"Okay, see? I make a compromise."
"That wasn't a compromise. That was a threat. You always get those confused."
-Lackadaisy
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
-Mark Twain
"Only sick music makes money today."
-Nietzsche, concerning Wagner.
Quote from: "Anonymous"Japan will be underwater and will become a legend, a mystical land were wonderful animes were produce, but nobody will believe because archaeologists will just find remnants of Hentai in H.264.
QuoteTastey juice! Drink it, then convert it to pee!
Quoteââ,¬Å"Well, I would wager my hat on it...if i had one.ââ,¬Â
Quoteââ,¬Å"Get up here bloody immediately, or I swear Iââ,¬â,,¢ll bloody transform you into a bloody dolphin or something!ââ,¬Â
Rythan, the pervmage exclusive, delivers.
Quote"Well, I'm like Schindler too! I also made shells for the nazis...except mine worked!!!"
Mr. Burns get the completely wrong idea about things.
Quote"I am about five million times smarter than you," said Marvin. "I'll show you. Pick a number."
"Er, five," said the mattress.
"Wrong," answered Marvin. "See?"
Quote"Ah, I didn't think about that!" Says god and disappears in a puff of logic.
And as always we totally love Douglas Adams.
Quote from: "Inshes"Flat chested girls are awwwwwright because when you hug them, they're closer to your heart.
Quoteââ,¬Å"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for witââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Thou hath been Pwnd!ââ,¬Â
QuoteSure its a one and a million shot, but youll never beat the odds if you never take it...
Quote- One in nine-hundred thousand? No, that won't work at all, then we're screwed. It's GOT to be one in a million.
- Then we'll just have to MAKE it one in a million...
QuoteKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil!
Sic transit gloria mundi
And guess who just got a new screen name!
Also, a new quote...
Quote from: "Tucker"I just wanted to say, I've got a hardwire you can use. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Everything reminds Milton Friedman of the money supply. Everything reminds me of sex, but I try to keep it out of my papers.
--Robert Solow, Economist
Quote from: "Nejin Oniwa, 14 years old"You see all those holes in the roof there? *points* Those are all surveillance cameras, and they just filmed all the stupid stuff you just did. Good job!
The above was said to a not-so-bright classmate, who actually believed it and got seriously mad at me before she got the fact that it was a joke. That took about 5 minutes.
QuoteI long for death not because I seek peace, but because I seek war eternal.
Quote-We need to talk.
-The last time we talked, mister Smith, you reduced me to tears. I promise it will not happen again.
I totally don't get it, but the song is so damn pure awesomeness so i decided to put it here...
QuoteIf you want peace, prepare for war
QuoteYou're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't!
Quotewomen.. cant live with them, cant eat without them
Quoth the Raven "Nevermore"
QuoteI know it dosent make sence.. not much makes sence any more... You killed me. I didnt like THAT.
Paxton Fettal in his first appearance in F.E.A.R. Extraction Point
Quoteshit.
Myself, just after he said that.
That game was too gory for me, personally.
QuoteQuoth the Server, 404!
you can turn the gore off -_- too gory for a vampire.. what kind of vampire are you?!
QuoteAsk not the name of the enemy. Ask not his will, or his method. Ask not to speak his thoughts, and ask not to speak his words. Ask only for the strength to kill him.
-The Imperial Infantrymans uplifting primer (addendem spiritual) 97-14
A clean one!
Besides, Vampires don't need to like gore, it's not like we mutilate our food!
Quote from: "Groucho Marx"Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
QuoteThe enemy of my enemy dies next
-Lord Solar Macharius "Maxims of the Eminent"
Quote from: "Gregory Maguire"If you're ever in doubt, throw a pepper in the air. If it fails to come down, you have gone mad, so don't trust in anything.
QuoteThough I walk through the valley of the shadow of daemon, I shall fear nothing, for I am what the daemon fears.
-Grand Master Mandulis of the Grey Knights
As a special edition... while this technically isn't a short quote per se, it is too hilarious NOT to post here:
Quote from: "Codex Asahina from hontou ni sou omou"This post humbly presents a selected list of the Chapters of the Adeptus Asahina. These Chapters of the Space Moérines were part of the First Founding when the God Emperor herself walked among the air waves.
The basic gene-seed of all the Space Moérines can be said to be originate from that of the Imperial Boobs chapter founded when the God Emperor discovered the original prototype gene-seed specimen in the world of North High. Following the induction, numerous experiments were undertaken to enhance Moérine abilities; other Chapters often tease the Imperial Boobs for being ‘basic’ or ‘economy’ but the Boobies (as they are affectionately nicknamed) remain fiercely proud of the characteristics that attracted the attentions of the God Emperor and which are shared by each and every individual Space Moérine: the ability to travel back and forth in time, the oxymoron that is non-DFC loliciousness, a scaredy cat puppy dog demeanour that has caused entire worlds to submit to Imperial rule with a mere ‘ano~~’ and skirt pull. Recalcitrants who have refused Imperial rule have met the moé might of the Adeptus Asahina on the field only to find that themselves collapsing from massive nasal blood loss, their bones and innards liquefied or spontaneously combust from the sheer moé overload. The heraldry of the Imperial Boobs feature a thick blue stripe with a thin brown one on a field of white.
Among the first adaptions made by the God Emperor resulted in the founding of the Bunny Angels. They are also known as the Flyer Bearers as they were first deployed by the God Emperor to preach the Imperial Word via printed flyers. Besides having considerable fire arms training, the Bunny Angels are also gifted with the Lyman’s Ear implant which gives them excellent aural situational awareness. The Bunny Angels crest is a red head band with bunny ears on a field of black fishnet pattern. The Custodes Asahina, the fearsome guardians of the Golden Throne where the corporeal body of the God Emperor resides, employ a detachment of specially selected Bunny Angels but in a brown and black colour scheme and bear the Imperial orange head ribbon. It is also rumoured that the personal guard of the Fabricator General of Mars have deployed a similar design but in white and light grey.
Among the founding chapters, the Meido Angels are among the most favoured of the God Emperor and enjoyed the longest tenure of duties at the Imperial SOS HQ. The Meido Angels are said to be able to turn the plainest water into the finest green teas and the mere anticipation of a sip of this heavenly nectar has been known to drive entire regiments of the SOS Brigade Imperial Guard into a fanatical fighting frenzy. The Meido Angels fly a banner with a frilly white meido handband centred on a field of deep blue.
The Miaoist faction of the Administratum Main Office has argued for centuries in favour of founding a new Chapter of Nekomimi Meido Space Moérines but it has been stymied by fears that either it will work too well and the SOS Imperium will be destroyed by the sheer amount of moé energy created or by conservatives who argue that the sacred cosplay patterns laid by the God Emperor must not be tampered with.
The Nurse Angels were shown Imperial favour with a spell of service at Imperial SOS HQ while the Meido Angels were rotated on Laundry duty. They also won glory during the initial phase of the Yakyu War when the God Emperor thrust this Chapter forth to secure a foothold on the training fields prior to the actual battle with the Eldar warband, the Kimagahara Pirates. Despite their name, garb and crest of a winged syringe against a pink background, the Nurse Angels do not actually provide any form of medical support to the great SOS Crusades but cater to an important moé fetish demographic and has gained the God Emperor’s assent as an essential part of the SOS Imperium’s repetorie.
While most of the Space Moérines are deployed as the first line in the SOS Imperium’s moé might, the Cheer Leaders serve their function in rallying the SOS Brigade Imperial Guards. Distracting the enemy and urging on the Guardsmen with moves and chants coached by the God Emperor herself, the presence of the Cheer Leaders gives an instant lift to the spirits and elsewheres of the common soldiery. They saw particularly distinguished service in the initial phases of the Yakyu War against the Kamigahara Pirates, where with Bloomer Power and Adeptus Mechanicus support, they even engaged and scored several crucial victories. Their standard are a pair of yellow pom-poms on two thick bars, one of sky blue and another of white.
The Ultramoérines are unusual because their design was not created by the God Emperor but is still regarded as a Chapter of the First Founding and enjoys considerable popularity among the fan workers of the SOS Imperium hive worlds and manufacturing hubs. It is not entirely clear who is responsible for the meido-waitress costume design; there are records of the high praise of it from Colonel Commissar Kyon of the founding SOS Brigade, the North High First- and-Only, favoured dog soldier Guardsman of the God Emperor, but the Colonel Commissar has also been recorded as praising anything related to the Adeptus Asahina, sometimes to the point of nearly causing the Restricted Spaces of the Warped that the God Emperor struggles mightily against for the sake of the universe.
In addition, the Ultramoérines can call upon auxiliary support forces including Tsuruya Regiments; they have been particularly effective at suppressing tithe and tax revolts on various Imperial worlds, the dazzled miscreants immediately repent, emptying their pockets and surrendering their wallets, after being confronted by the Ultramoérines armed with cheap fried soba on soggy paper plates and a free flow of tapwater. The Ultramoérine crest is a large thin red bow ribbon on a patch of blue against white.
Most of the Space Moérines get the ‘Space’ part of their epithet from transversing the stars in their defence of the SOS Imperium or claiming new territories for the glory of the God Emperor. The Pink Sailors are the only permanently ship-borne Chapter. Although limited in combat effectiveness due to their relatively low firepower and a endemic presence of the Hibiki Ryouga virus in their navigation guidance systems, the Pink Sailors are a vital element for the rest of the Imperial Navy, due to their dedication to logistics and courageous resupply runs. Even so, they also joined in dealing the killing blow to the Command Fleet of at the battle to conquer the Segmentum Computerclubis. Pink pocka dots against grey gun metal is their emblem which covers all Pink Sailor vessels.
The Combat Waitresses were a special Chapter created by the God Emperor not only for warfighting conquest but also to wins the hearts, minds and, occasionally, livers of the unconverted. Although the Bunny Angels also appeared in the Great Moving Pict ultra-directed by the God Emperor, the Combat Waitresses were founded specifically to play a lead role in The Adventures of the Adeptus Asahina, a key work and text studied diligently as an advanced text by all SOS Imperials who hold officer ranks in the SOS Brigades or Division II and above status in the civilian bureaucracies and religious orders. The DVD itself is used to judge who is worthy of serving the God Emperor’s cause in these higher capacities; a sure indicator of an above-average intellect is the ability to quick grasp the sheer genius and irony of TAotAA: the ‘mistakes’ in the cinematography are reproduced in animation, a high art form which does not naturally produce these ‘mistakes’ with creative intervention by an Ultra-Director channelling the powers of the KyoAni gods.
While the propaganda power of the Combat Waitresses is praised and lauded, their fighting power is not to be under-estimated. They practice the Two Hands technique of firing twin pistols simultaneously, combining John Woo cool with BB moé. But most potent of all is the deadly Mikuru Beam which can destroy entire armies or worlds with simply a blink of an eye and the sniffles accompanying the cry of ‘MI-MI-MIKURU-BEAMU!!’ The emblem of the Combat Waitresses is a lightning bolt leaping from a single eye against a pair of crossed handguns set above a tray serving a beverage.
Relatively rare are the aquatic Kero Guard who specialize in amphibious and underwater operations. When fully deployed in their armoured frog suits, much of the shapely figure and loli-looks of the Adeptus Asahina are obscured, making this Chapter a less popular one among the fandom of the God Emperor’s cult.
Nonetheless this Chapter was also founded by the hand of the God Emperor herself and features in the omake and even some covers of the sacred moving pict text The Adventures of the Adeptus Asahina. The maintenance of these powered water-capable suits have received the personal attention of the God Emperor with Colonel Commissar Kyon’s North High First-and-Only providing Imperial Guards transport and escort to and fro the Dry Cleaning Docks.
It is rumoured that the Kero Guard also have a special talent for building gunpla and making moving pict homages to the God Emperor using a painstaking series of stills to replay key scenes of SOS Imperial history against the aural recording. The Kero Guard is represented by a stylised green frog’s head and a pair of webbed feet.
The most mysterious of the Adeptus Asahina are the Future Angels. It is whispered that even the omniscient and omnipotent God Emperor herself is not aware of their appearance in the period of the First Founding. There is extensive debate within Imperial Intelligence circles regarding the time paradox of whether the whole foundation of the Adeptus Asahina depended on the Future Angels sending the original Imperial Boobs proto-gene-type to the past so that the God Emperor would notice her and thus found the Adeptus Asahina. The opposing view is that the Future Angels would not even exist in the future, and thus could not have done anything, if the God Emperor had not founded the Adeptus Asahina in the first place. Whatever the resolution of this time paradox may be, it is indisputable that the Future Angels have appeared in the present to pass vital pieces of intelligence or perform other interventions that have saved the SOS Imperium from catastrophe.
For some, like the Zylean group within the Imperial Commissariat, the Future Angels represent the ultimate fulfillment of the potential spotted by and the development into Oneesama-type which was set into motion by the God Emperor. Others are aghast that the Adeptus Asahina would evolve to a point that its Space Moérines would lose their loli characteristics. The sign of the Future Angels is the most plain: two conjoined circles with thin black borders and a five pointed star on the ten o’clock position of the right circle.
Like the Pink Sailors and Cheer Leaders, the Imouto Angels are a Chapter *not* reowned for their direct combat deployments. During the Lone Island Crusade, the Chapter was mostly trapped in a delirium until the God Emperor’s Great Detective powers defeated the Mystery. Their most noted role has been in the raising of (younger) sister units of SOS Brigade Imperial Guard regiments; as a nurturing and training cadre, the Imouto Angels are unsurpassed in getting Kyon’s Sister to eat their greens, be a positive role model and thus groom little sisters to better serve the God Emperor’s cause.
However the Imouto Angels have also been at the centre of the Stripeysian Heresy which speculates that, like the speculation surrounding the origins of the Future Angels, the Imouto Angels are only looking after their past selves to ensure their proper founding and establishment in the good books of the (older) brother Guard regiments. After an initial burst of activity, the heresy has more or less flared out and the Shima-Shima Tanuki has turned his worship to the glory that is St Nagato-chi of the Adeptus Mechanicus though it is rumoured that he belongs to the DFC faction of Yukiism rather than the Strong and Silent faction. The crest of the Imouto Angels is simply the character ‘imouto’ (妹) against the opened zipper of a blue bag.
For reasons of space, there have been several other Chapters within the First Founding and all those beyond (particularly from the MEGAMI foundings) that this post has not discussed. Loyal servants of the God Emperor and the SOS Imperium are kindly invited to contribute further such epistles at the Comments altar or at their own blogs of SOS devotion.
With the moé might of the Adeptus Asahina, may we have the unyielding strength to keep the God Emperor’s SOS Imperium ascendant as we await Her Second Coming!
Allrighty folks, i just found the BEST THING EVER over at urban dictionary...
Quote from: "Helpless Otaku"
4. yaoi
1. Y-A-ma nashi O-chi nashi I-mi nashi - translated: no climax, no point, no meaning.
2. Yamete! Atashi no Oshiri Itai! translated: Stop it! My butt hurts!
So true and wrong it's totally hilarious. ^_^
Alright! BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Quote from: "Gintama Ep. 11-12"Disclaimer: Today's show has nothing to do with the actual plot.
Confirming what i said - this is the least serious anime ever made. FWAAAHHAHAHAHAHAA!
Some song quotes:
"Life is demanding without understanding"
(Ace of Base - The sign)
"It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice"
(Scooter, Move your ass)
"But we were born into this new world of computers
and we became a generation of losers
but I said it before and I'll say it again:
it's like being hot just remembering"
Futuristic Sex Robots - Back in the days
Just re-watched Live A Live a few mins ago. And then I came to the preview for the next episode and...WTF!?? No seriously...
Quote from: "Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu; end of ep. 12 Live a Live, ep 13 preview"Haruhi: Next time on Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu: episode five!
Kyon: Wrong! Next time, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, episode 13...Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu V. Will we see some impressive ESP action next week?
Koizumi: Make sure you have a spoon near your TV. And here we go...magaare! (and bend!)
Kyon & Haruhi: Sugoi!
If it wasn't for the fact that I've already got it on my HDD, it would have been such a damn FUKKEN SAEVD stamp on that one...-w-
LOLZ!!
These two, I overheard at the congress last weekend:
"(Creating) redundancy by redundancy!"
"Either I am for or against it!"
"Beam me up scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet!"
Quote from: "Kami-Tux""Beam me up scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet!"
Hah, my mom's got a pin like that she stole from me...although she is eccentric enough to make it fit well ^^
Quote from: "various people"You'll never need more than 1 Mega Byte of hard disk space.
Talking to yourself is a sign of mental collapse.
No one has more power than yourself.
Anyone can cook.
Life and death are peaceful, it's the transition that's uncomfortable.
The internet is for porn.
I am god, destroyer of worlds.
It goes where!?
Who ever made these are nutcases... for the most part... the exception
might be the last one.
Im sure we can call guess waht IT is, infact i have two helpful diagram pictures for it, but i couldnt post them in this forum :P
Quote from: "Oscar Wilde"“When small children go to bed, the check their closet for the boogeyman. When The boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck goes to bed, he checks his closet for me, or occassionally John Travolta.â€
“TONIGHT WE DINE IN 19TH CENTURY BRITAIN!!!
...mmm, scones.â€
"It isn't rape if you shout "Surprise!" first, then it's just surprise sex."
“I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you'll still be Winston Churchill.â€
"Personally, I think women being attracted to women is immoral. But not quite as bad as men being attracted to women."
Quote from: "Oscar Wilde on Frodo and Sam"
"They're gonna kiss! They're gonna kiss! They are sooo gonna kiss! Damn it a hug. CURSE YOU HOLLYWOOD!"
...how i love you, wiki.
I only have one quote. It was said by Anarururu and me... in the middle of summer. She was asleep when it started.
Quote from: "Anarururu"7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... -sits up throwing her hands in the air- HAPPY NEW YEAR! Now lets have sex till morning. -looks around- crap, it was a dream.
Quote from: "Anahuyu"What gave it away, no snow?
Quote from: "Anarururu"No, you never come to my new year parties cause you afraid the boogiewoman will make out with you.
XD
Hey, it's true. Any drunk, sexually inclined woman is the boogiewoman. so are women who stop at nothing to get into bed with him. They're pretty much the same thing. So to prevent his fear of having sex, he never shows up.
I think it's cute, a guy with intercoursephobia. I mean, I'd like to have sex, but it's fun to see him tick every time I get close to him for any reason.
This is...omfh...reversed? >w< PARADOX!
Harlem Wade:
"It is the fate of men to create monsters, it is the fate of monsters to destroy their creators"
I Wish I was a catgirl...
Ignore above words.
"Lets all run to the 7-11 and get up on redbull"
- My freind
Quote from: "ABOUT:Leaflets"Many people can't understand why I think leaflets are such serious problem, because making them only kills trees. But what if it killed little wooden puppies? I think then, they'd all be a lot more concerned.
Added after 15 seconds: i lol'd
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.-Groucho Marx
-dos. meow