Lets have fun
One message in nethack is: "two wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts will."
In colossal cave you need to kill a dragon with your bare hands.
Did you know that The legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, and Halo are the same game? Think about it;
1: Dressed in green
2: A breed seperat from the rest (Chief is augmented, Link isnt Kokiri)
3: Has hamer space to store unequipted weapons, (Where do they keep the spanker or megaton hammer?
4:Theres a little glowing person in their head telling them what to do (Chief- Cortana Link- Navy)
5: There great shots depending on your skill
6: All friends and allies are usless, and need saving
7: You get a medly of weapons
8: They both men of a few words
9: Things are going to get blown up
10: There vehicles are near indistructable
11: Long quest
12: Many hidden items/easter eggs
13: Bad ass game
14: They can kill it, period.
15: They both carry all covering shields (Chief- Energy Shield, Link- Naru's Love)
16: They both have a character you hate (Chief- Guilty Spark, Link- Tingle)
I could proubly think of more but I've got to go, have fun with this with "real" trivia and facts too.
Did you Know:
Neil Armstrong took a recording of Dvorak's 'New World' symphony (#9) to the Moon in the Apollo 11 mission
The "Lappy-Napped" Episode on Homestar Runner was never listed on the "Toons" list but was only available through the "What's New?" button
did you know 87% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
Really? I thought it was 34.56%
Did you know its impossible to lick your elbows?
I bet a few of you just tried to do it too.
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"Did you know its impossible to lick your elbows?
I bet a few of you just tried to do it too.
As a matter of fact it IS possible to lick your elbow.... You just need a hacksaw...
Added after 11 minutes: We all know if Bill Gates was made president of the USA He'd take over the world. And the language of this new world would be spoken by all. It would be binary.
A lot of people are able to do that while their arms are still intact I kid you not.
And binary is a highly inefficient language, it's slow.
Quote from: "Xyanide"
And binary is a highly inefficient language, it's slow.
We would talk like 000111010111 1110101 101100 01110101 0110100101... confusing.
But to back on topic: why is it than final bosses in several games are not that hard than bosses in side-quest which you don't need to complete?
not confusing just slow compared to the alphabet
Because the sidequests are less important than actually beating the game, so therefor side-quests are worth playing if they're harder.
Did you know the secret sidequest to every 3d game is to develope the techneque to fall through the world?
did you know that everyday you beat your own consecutive record for days youve stayed alive?
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"did you know that everyday you beat your own consecutive record for days youve stayed alive?
That's not true for everyone. Like Jack Thompson. He's been dead on the inside for years. Thats why he try's sucking the life out of videogames, and other fun media.
Added after 13 minutes: It is my theory that the creator of Pikmin was heavily influence by Chrono Cross. Seriosly, Theres those weird creatures that look like pikmin, There is a Space traveler that looks so much like Captain Olmar its scary and starts off as a giant, but after you beat him he shrinks down to chibi size. And he wants you to help him find the pieces to his ship so he can return to his home planet.
did you know that when cats stare blankly into space they are processing too much information (sensory overload) from their senses; ears, eyes, nose, touch which are extremely superior to people.
Did you know that Abe Lincoln is Chronos from God of War with a beard and hat after many years of dieting to loose some of the muscle mass and better blend in?
did you know that people that are staring blankly into space are just stupid or senile, or planning to kill people?
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"did you know that people that are staring blankly into space are just stupid or senile, or planning to kill people?
I hope i'm in the first category. ;026
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"did you know that people that are staring blankly into space are just stupid or senile, or planning to kill people?
did you know that CaptBrenden just made herself look like an asshole that doesn't realize that some people are very smart, don't even have fleeting thoughts of killing people, and still stare into space (like me)?
on a more serious note, Saa Ushida would be the only genuine H-game to ever get uploaded onto SimulationStyle... and it doesn't work 99% of the time.
Quote from: "Megaman Z"Quote from: "CaptBrenden"did you know that people that are staring blankly into space are just stupid or senile, or planning to kill people?
did you know that CaptBrenden just made herself look like an asshole that doesn't realize that some people are very smart, don't even have fleeting thoughts of killing people, and still stare into space (like me)?
on a more serious note, Saa Ushida would be the only genuine H-game to ever get uploaded onto SimulationStyle... and it doesn't work 99% of the time.
Did YOU know that this is a thread to be taken with a grain of salt and half of these facts were made up out of thin air as a joke, not a way to take jabs at one another?
But than again, the flaw of the interweb, I can't tell if the post you made was all in good humor and I just got the wrong vibe.
yeah, I dunno if CaptBrenden meant it as a joke (which, now that I'm not in a pissed-off mood, it looks kinda like she did mean it that way), but I just found that offensive to me. fatal flaw #2 of message boards: by the time you realize that something isn't what you thought it was, it's too late.
apologies to CaptBrenden.
anyhow, on a rather weird note, there is actually an official PC version of DDR.
Quote from: "Megaman Z"yeah, I dunno if CaptBrenden meant it as a joke (which, now that I'm not in a pissed-off mood, it looks kinda like she did mean it that way), but I just found that offensive to me. fatal flaw #2 of message boards: by the time you realize that something isn't what you thought it was, it's too late.
apologies to CaptBrenden.
anyhow, on a rather weird note, there is actually an official PC version of DDR.
Yeah, stepmania right?
you know.. i said that as a joke but i had this weird thought as I clicked submit that someone would take it wroung or over react to it. -_- and thus i goes down with a long line of non politicly correct jokes most fine funny but someone dosent and I look like an ass. sorry, I had that feeling I should have taken it down.
Quote from: "NekOsaka"Quote from: "Megaman Z"anyhow, on a rather weird note, there is actually an official PC version of DDR.
Yeah, stepmania right?
actually, no. SM's BGDancer system came from DDRPC.
Quote from: "color=Green]CaptBrenden[/color]"]you know.. i said that as a joke but i had this weird thought as I clicked submit that someone would take it wroung or over react to it. -_- and thus i goes down with a long line of non politicly correct jokes most fine funny but someone dosent and I look like an ass. sorry, I had that feeling I should have taken it down.
yeah... the fact that I was already kinda pissed off didn't help much.
Quote from: "Megaman Z"Quote from: "NekOsaka"Quote from: "Megaman Z"anyhow, on a rather weird note, there is actually an official PC version of DDR.
Yeah, stepmania right?
actually, no. SM's BGDancer system came from DDRPC.
Quote from: "color=Green]CaptBrenden[/color]"]you know.. i said that as a joke but i had this weird thought as I clicked submit that someone would take it wroung or over react to it. -_- and thus i goes down with a long line of non politicly correct jokes most fine funny but someone dosent and I look like an ass. sorry, I had that feeling I should have taken it down.
yeah... the fact that I was already kinda pissed off didn't help much.
Well now it's all setled and done and everyone is fine. Except for those damn chickens... So many hearts lost... They just keep coming... I COULDN"T MAKE IT TO A DOOR!!!
(Reason #23 why you shouldn't attack chickens in LOZ: Orcarina of Time, psycoligical issues insue)
funny you should mention chickens: in Twilight Princess, if you attack a chicken long enough... you lose control of Link and gain control of the chicken!
(note: never tried that personally)
Quote from: "Megaman Z"funny you should mention chickens: in Twilight Princess, if you attack a chicken long enough... you lose control of Link and gain control of the chicken!
(note: never tried that personally)
Wait, in chicken form can you use the unstopable chicken asault? Because if you can, quickest way to kill Ganondorf EVER.
Quote from: "NekOsaka"Quote from: "Megaman Z"funny you should mention chickens: in Twilight Princess, if you attack a chicken long enough... you lose control of Link and gain control of the chicken!
(note: never tried that personally)
Wait, in chicken form can you use the unstopable chicken asault? Because if you can, quickest way to kill Ganondorf EVER.
I dunno. from what little I saw of it on CHEAT! (G4 TV has a use after all... outside of Laughing at fallicies in the X-Play reviews [the BeatMANIA one standing out*]), you can't do anything good.
* according to X-Play, Guitar Hero did the same thing BeatMANIA did but better. all the people that are bemani fans know this is BS, since Konami's Guitar game, Guitar Freaks, which was made well before Guitar Hero, actually has the "keysound" thing down pat, whereas all GH does is mute the guitar track if you miss.
and for the trivia database: it IS possible to get a female wrestler in WWE SmackDOWN Vs. RAW
2006 into a hell-in-a-cell match... the glitch that allows this was fixed for the 2007 version, though. basically, set up a title match, special referee, with two players and the Special Referee can be any wrestler.
Did you know every adventure game has lava somewhere?
Did you know the pichiciego is a little-known burrowing South American animal that is related to the armadillo, but is smaller in size. The ending of the animalââ,¬â,,¢s name is derived from the Spanish ciego, meaning ââ,¬Å"blind.ââ,¬Â
did you know that you can actually experiance the visual impairment of being drunk in Elder Scrolls oblIVion?
Did you know grid bugs are shown as x and can not move diagonally?
Did you know this thread was just moved to Forum Games? :D
Sorry, had to. ^^;;
did you know that the hardest IIDX notechart to full-combo is Gambol's one notechart?
try it on Another.
did you know pitkin only posts like.. once in a blue moon?
from pitkin's post count, you'd never know.
did you know that Wolfenstein 3D (and the sequel "Return to Castle Wolfenstein") are banned in Germany?
Quote from: "Megaman Z"from pitkin's post count, you'd never know.
did you know that Wolfenstein 3D (and the sequel "Return to Castle Wolfenstein") are banned in Germany?
There are laws in Germany against pretty much any Nazi pariphenalia, the laws are mostly used to keep people from coming into Germany and starting trouble. An example of someone starting touble would be, at a sporting event Englishman Bob brings a swashtica and starts taking jabs at all German people. The Germans aperently have the mentality, "What's past is past, don't bring it back up as an insult."
Forgive my spelling
yeah... it happened, we can not change it.
Did you know that humans are symbolized by an @ in nethack?
Did you know that out of five bags of water balloons, all filled with ~1 Liter of water, Peach colored ones will usually last about two weeks longer in a climate controlled, padded cell than any other color?
Ah, the things I used to do... ^-^
humm that wolfenstine one just reminded me:
Did you know that Medal of Honor: Rising sun was a top seller in japan? Apperently they dont have the same mentality as the germans.
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"humm that wolfenstine one just reminded me:
Did you know that Medal of Honor: Rising sun was a top seller in japan? Apperently they dont have the same mentality as the germans.
Yeah, the Japanese are like us. No problem or even enjoying killing something representing your culture. Why do you think we love Grand Theft Auto, or Postal?
I know a guy who can lick his elbow. 'Course, he has a tongue like Gene Simmons.
did you know that In halflife the marines wore barrets, flew apaches and drove bradly fighting vehicals, but real marines dont use any of those.. those are army only peices of gear
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"did you know that In halflife the marines wore barrets, flew apaches and drove bradly fighting vehicals, but real marines dont use any of those.. those are army only peices of gear
They had most of us sold at "Crowbar" We didn't look much more into it.
screw that. Shepards monkey wrench, barnical, 50 cal D Eagle M249 saw and sniper rifle where so much better
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"screw that. Shepards monkey wrench, barnical, 50 cal D Eagle M249 saw and sniper rifle where so much better
Please, that would mess up the boxes and manhole covers. They'd get all scuffed. We NEED the crowbar.
did you know that in resident evil 4, if you shoot the lake of water with the boss catfish thing, that the catfish will leep out of the water and eat you?
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"did you know that in resident evil 4, if you shoot the lake of water with the boss catfish thing, that the catfish will leep out of the water and eat you?
lesson learned from that: don't waste handgun/rocketlauncher/tommygun ammo near giant fish fight. (also, you have to be standing ON the dock, or else it doesn't occur. ARMAX will NOT save your ass, as I've been experimenting with some stuff using the ARMAX)
speaking of RE... in OutBreak File#2, the only stage that lacks an instant kill is Underbelly.
Wild Things: both bosses have IK's (Titan has TWO [one removal!])
Underbelly: NONE! I'VE ACTUALLY LOOKED AND TRIED TO FIND AN IK!
Flashback: Axeman has an IK. granted, it's possible to avoid Axeman altogether (not even see him ONCE), but that's a really tedious route.
Desperate times: zombie removals from certain hallway windows (IK)
End of the Road: Tyrant (normal and -C forms, possibly R form as well) has an IK, Nyx has an attack that can be treated like an IK if soloing (requires a partner to stop).
ARMAX? is that some kinda PS2 version only weapon?
All my stuff is maxed out so its got unlimited ammo chances are.. so there is no such thing as wasting ammo.
anyhow... Did you know in Half Life: Opposing Force if you follow Freeman into the portal to zen, you will apear in the air and fall to your doom and recive a message about "test terminated: subject tried to alter history"
Do you know if you can kill the merchant with an egg?
Did you know hunk from resident evil makes a cameo in capcoms other famose zombie game dead rising? In the same game there is also a reference to resident evil with a store named "jills sandwiches" after a famose RE quote from Barry Burton in the original about "you were almost a jill sandwich"
Capcom jammed that game with so many refrences and cameos, it's worse than Excel Saga, or should I say better?
It is always virtually impossible to be worse than two things, although they have been known to vary through the years.
But if the first is Uncyclopedia, then the second must DEFINITELY be Excel Saga. 'Cuz...I mean...excel saga....is just...BAD. STUPID. AND COMPLETELY NOT-SAFE-FOR-THE-SANE-PARTS-OF-MANKIND. Or anyone else, for that matter; it's just that the non-sane parts of mankind don't care that much.
Uhm...
>,>
Would you get mad at me if i said you fail, nekosaka?
<.<
Meh, I fail at lots of things, like my own country's language. Excel Saga is awesome though. It has afro warriors, puchu's, and flan as a form of death sentence. Lets not forget the ever tasty Menchi. Sure the whole series may seem like a bad acid trip but thats its best feature. It knows that its borderline retarded and imbraces it. They break the 4rth wall god knows how many times. Not likeing Excel Saga for being whaky and dumb is like trying to look at Monty Python and the Holy Grail like its a documentary. I could understand Excel Saga not being someones cup of tea, but its not a bad show.
Quote from: "NekOsaka"Not likeing Excel Saga for being whaky and dumb is like trying to look at Monty Python and the Holy Grail like its a documentary.
Touché.
fun fact: for all those people claiming it's impossible to FC Gambol [A] because "the only thing you can get are F. Greats and Bad's", well, my highest EX points is exactly 109 - which means I've gotten normal greats.
granted, the first one to get all normal greats will be lynched for suspicion of hacking (heck, the first one to PROVE s/he can FC the song will get lots of BS calls as well)
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another interesting note: in Wii Sports's "Power Throws", getting the 91-pin strike is easier than you think... just look carefully at the environment.
Rick is the most destructive force known to man, catgirl, forerunner, pookle and covenent.
Did you know that every time you comit Emoticon rape the computer needs to compensate for the lose of Emoticon life so it sucks the life out of a kitten?
Desho-ssu, desho!
Kitten huffing (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing) is one of the most evil arts known to man...and computer.
Did you know that the kitten army are planning to wage war against the army of babies?
Did you know that an army of DOMO-KUN GRUES is just about to invade myspacia, ssu?
Correction, it's a possum army vs the wave of babies! ^-^
(See Teen Girl Squad)
Quote from: "Tsubashi"Correction, it's a possum army vs the wave of babies! ^-^
(See Teen Girl Squad)
...!? Coud it be? Another person who admits watching Homestar!?
Absolutely!
Not the 100th Email!!! (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html) was my favorite! ^-^
Who wants to learn how to draw a dragon?
meh, anime-esque characters are more what I'm interested in.
anyone ever notice that there are a handful of Beatmania US songs that have the sounds for an [A] notechart but are lacking them altogether?
so far, AFAIK, that list is:
QuoteLift Me Up
Virtual Insanity
Celebration
Funky Town
(may be more... also, Toxic and You Really Got Me have anothers, we know what they are, they can be readily played in IIDX RED CS)
I wasn't actually offering dragon drawing lessons, its a Homestar Runner StrongBad Email joke.
Quote from: "Xyanide"And binary is a highly inefficient language, it's slow.
As a matter of facts, Binary is a WAY much more eficient way to count number with your hands. In decimal you can use your hands to count up to ten while in binary you can count up to 1024 only with ten fingers (not kidding)
Okay, now that just sounds downright friggin scary. It's like twitchycreep, five times with vaseline and a jar of mushroom sauce.
<.<
It's like eating lunch as your first meal of the day...
Did you know that the government has seen all of our photo collections. Yeah, they'll get out of therapy in about 12 years...
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8785/conspiracyiy4.jpg)
Yes, kowaiser-san, we all know. We just don't admit it... -.-
Also, did you know that eating a hamshire will make your toenails asplode and turn you stomach into a red-painted squirrel with jelly beans?
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Yes, kowaiser-san, we all know. We just don't admit it... -.-
Also, did you know that eating a hamshire will make your toenails asplode and turn you stomach into a red-painted squirrel with jelly beans?
OH NOOOOZ!!!!!!
Hey Nek0saka, you know that kitties are stealing internets all over the world as i write this? Look out, YOURS could be next...
...i'm not kidding! It happens all the time! Just look!
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l260/unsafe_album/stealinginternet.jpg)
O_O
Well better the kitties steal my internet than the gnomes...
Step one: Steal Internets
Step two:
Step three: Profit!
Quote from: "NekOsaka"Well better the kitties steal my internet than the gnomes...
GNOME never stole my internet...
No, GNOME fooled you into giving it away. Baaka~
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"Step one: Steal Internets
Step two:
Step three: Profit!
"Wait, what's step two?"
Quote from: "NekOsaka"Quote from: "CaptBrenden"Step one: Steal Internets
Step two:
Step three: Profit!
"Wait, what's step two?"
my guess? sell internets back to owner.
getting back to the original point of this thread... IIDX Happy Sky CS is the only IIDX so far that allows you to see the EX stage interface outside of getting an EX stage. simply get ONE EX stage (with Scream Squad selectable) and then hold Start+Select as you enter the Free Mode Song Select screen.
QuoteNekOsaka wrote:
CaptBrenden wrote:
Step one: Steal Internets
Step two:
Step three: Profit!
"Wait, what's step two?"
my guess? sell internets back to owner.
-_- no no no...
Step 1: steal internets
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!
Its so simple!
Kudos to nekosaka for getting the reference and following up accordingly
Did you know no matter how many times people suicide bomb the makers of Kingdom Hearts the makers will keep respawning?
File this under WTF:
in House of the Dead 2, the Emprorer will ALWAYS do his "boss shuffle" attack at least once (this is where he summons a likeness of one of the first four bosses, and you have to counter the attack. the bosses and attacks are Judgement [attempts to headbutt you], Hydrophant [trident vault to drop on you], Tower [single snake, tries to bite you], and Strength [tries to use his chainsaw on you]). it IS possible (not without cheating, though) to put Emporer's health into the negative before he uses that attack. if this happens, he uses ONE boss attack, then immediately dies.
...I wanted to scream WTF when I saw that.
Did you know that your kids get smarter if they listen to symphonic music. Hurray symphonic music!
Quote from: "Gummster"Did you know that your kids get smarter if they listen to symphonic music. Hurray symphonic music!
symphonic music made me duller, not sharper.
did you know the reason you see terrorist hold the AK 47 up in the air is because it gets hot really fast and will explod in their face if they sholder it like your soppose to? really.. all they have to do is clean the things now and then and not fire on fully auto ALL the time
Carfull with that sig CaptBrenden, I think its trying to suck out my soul with it's cuteness... *twitches*
contrary to what the popular belief seems to be, windows support will NOT be dropped for StepMania. Linux, though, we're not 100% sure of.
Horray for stepmania! So much easier than Dance Dance...
Did you know that The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time had a hidden dodge training minigame? Go to Lon Lon Ranch, attack a chicken, and see how long you can survive the chicken onslaught! You will die!
Did you know that it is best to keep VL and RL separate?
did you know that the internet is not like a truck you can put things on, its like a series of tubes!
did you know humans smell like pork when cooked?
did you know c-chan tastes like pork when cooked? :D
Did you know that statement is unverifiable, as C-Chan-senpai has yet to be tasted?
did you know that was the go ahead to verifiy? >: D
Did you know it is nigh on impossible for a kohai to be able to give the "go ahead" to eat his senpai?
Quote from: "NekOsaka"Horray for stepmania! So much easier than Dance Dance...
see ITG2 (much, much harder than Bemani's willing to make DDR [and yet Konami still bought ITG]) and PUMP PRO.
so... anyone know where to find a flamethrower to cook C-chan? I'm sure that's the only way we're gonna cook C-chan.
What's C-chan's opinion on this whole matter anyway?
Well, pigs taste like pork when cooked. Or bacon. We could have C-Chan for Christmas with all the trimmings! Of course, C-Chan is too important to the forum to cook...right now.
*gets some pocky*
Here, C-Chan, have some pocky...
*laughs rather manically*
From random video game facts to planning cannibalism. Why do half of the threads I create take this course?
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I blame Hilary Clinton!
I second that motion! I blame Hillary Clinton!
Ok, Hillary is now to blame... Who wan'ts some green tea?
i think shinku wants some...
(http://www.ko-chan.org/desu/src/1172736751901.jpg)
I don't think she needs any caffiene... Would she like decaf?
(http://www.ko-chan.org/desu/src/1170316169020.jpg)
What are those pics from?
o_o
i am at a loss for words...
Did you know that nethack is not included in Gentoo-Linux due to a security problem? :(
cant say that I did -_-
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"o_o
i am at a loss for words...
I don't know what that means... Are you dumbstruck by the fact that I don't know? Is it that you don't know... Or mabey something else, I'm not sure what you mean by "at a loss for words".
Rather certain the captain is astounded that you do not recognize Shinku-san, from Rozen Maiden. It seems everyone on this forum has seen it ^.^
No, I have no idea who Shinku-san is. As I have NOT seen Rozen Maiden
I've heard of the show, never seen it though. I wan't to see it, it looks good.
its quite popular, hell they make cameos in hundereds of OS-tan pics. I just never noticed the references till after I saw the show. If youve ever gone to 4chan, the "desu" character is a character from rozen maiden
apperently, this, you did not know
The did you know topic, teaching new things every day.
I've learned more here then I ever did at school. Damn you Icelandic education system!!!
Hey now the Icelandic education system has had some fine contributions to today's world like... Um...
I rest my case.
Well look on the bright side, they don't have as many shootings as in the USA.
Quite so.
Did you know that Nintendo has a secret book of Zelda that chronicles the intire Zelda timeline? They don't let anyone see it, it's like Nintendo's holy grail.
Oh my. Well then ya' only need to go on a quest to find it. "The quest for Zelda's timeline!"
I'm going to need a lot of guns, swords, explosives, a Gundam Deathscyth Hell, and hentai... and a sidekick!
you can have a tingle.
and caboose.
NOOOO not Caboose! I'd go with Griff =P
By the way the new episode of RvB is out for sponsors (http://www.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2205797)
I'm leaving before we decend too far down the RVSB joke road. *Jumps into Puma and drives off*
Puma? Is that some sort of a mystical creature?
No, a Puma, its like a big cat.
Pfft, a big cat, what's next a unicorn. :P
Hey, whats that thing called, that mexican thing that eats the goats?
The chupacabra?
Yeah, Chupa-thingy, I like the sound of that. Chupa-thingy, has a ring to it.
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!? ;269
C'mon Sheila, it's time for you to try out them new cannons on this ship baby you've got...
Yeah, Sheila in the ship is awesome! By the way what did ya' think about the ending in the latest episode. I dare not say what happened since that might be considered as a spoiler, and as we all know spoilers are evil!
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Uncyclopedia is truth ;)
To say I hate spoilers with a passion would be the understatement of the year. It can RUIN a game, like the spoiler people gave to me about ICO. How can I now play through the game knowing that? I mean at least have the decency to post a spoiler warning, if you must tell others about later events in a series/game/movie.
Like I said spoilers are evil!
And you said Icelandic education never taught you anything
It wasn't the Icelandic education system that taught me that, it was cruel people who ruined my fun by telling me what happened.
Life is the best school out there!
I don't know... those Japanese school uniforms... so... cute... *shudders*
In most Icelandic schools there are no school uniforms. So I never wore one =(
Me neither! ^^ I've been spared from that kind of repression ^-^
Repression? Mabey. Cute to see the sailor uniforms? Yes +12.
Nyahssu~
Although it doesn't matter that much anyway since I wear my seifuku in school... -w-
....what?
I need a Japanese school uniform... Those things are cool.
Did you know that the shortest piano sonata was composed by Schumann and is only 16 seconds long?
Well the shortest RECOGNIZED piano sonata. Mine is Zero seconds.
Hah! I win, mine's negative three!
somehow that reminds me of the VERY wrong resident evil sex scean
you're twisting my facts!
RE sex scene?
Did you know that if you put chunky peanut butter and chocolate spread on a slice of bread it tastes almost like Snickers? (Somewhat obvious fact of the day ;) )
o.O I did not know that... really. But it doesn't really matter since I's don't like snickers.
Butterfingers are made with the souls of BABIES!!!
What! My whole life has been a life.
The man you know as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was really called Joannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart.
Om man värmer saft...då smakar det glögg ju!
^
Retardo humor. But still, funny as crap.
Ripped off this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUk4aRXkPw0) LOTR fandub, fyi.
zoom is a z-code interpreter for Linux :)
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Om man värmer saft...då smakar det glögg ju!
^
Retardo humor. But still, funny as crap.
Ripped off this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUk4aRXkPw0) LOTR fandub, fyi.
;054
It's been a while since I saw that one. I actually havent had glø(ö)gg in a while, I totally forgot about getting some last christmas. Oh well, I'll warm up some saft instead. :P
Whaaaaaaaat!??? You forgot about it?! How could you! It's half of all what it's all about! Gahk!
Yeah, I know. It's unforgivable. ;103
Naaaaw.....don' worry 'bout it, bob-san! Now let's get down and get REEEAALLY drunk! We have Gin and Tonic!
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/851/c03eu4.jpg)
....okay, maybe not tonic, but it's better than Yakult at least....so...gin and Sake? ^_^
What hapens when a bunch of people in a forum throw a drinking party? This should be... interesting...
It quite should. Although I don't drink. o.O
Alcohol is bad for you!
And depending on how much martial arts/illegal powers/gimp-jutsu/extreme sarcasm you have mastered, it is also dangerous for those around you...-w-
Indeed. Also Alcohol kills brain cells and makes you stupid!
Aru hare na hi no koto....hm-hm-hmm-hm hmm!!! *commence mikuru raep*
Well, I'd drink if it were with Gin-sama. I don't drink much these days, tho. I like to spend my money on other things.
Hehe, indeed...young people these days seem to drink just to get drunk, don't they? Stupids. I mean, what's the deal with people drinking 5â,¬ smuggled crap beer from germany that tastes like cat pee just to get high? I mean seriously!
I'm keeping to my glorious champagne until something more exciting shows up, ssu -w-
Don't insult German beer! :>
Yes. It's actually Swedish beer that tastes like crap!
Sweden has no beer, sweden has BEAR -w-
I live in the USA, I see lots of people do lots of stupid things involving, alcohol, weed/pot/hemp, breathing fumes, holding breath to pass out, chewing tobaco, (fill in blank). I've seen a kid take a pouch of tea, roll it into a cigaret and smoke it. The same kid lit his own hair on fire, several times. I've seen so many stupid things...
QuoteAlcohol is bad for you!
Always one for discussion, and since this is the did you know thread...
Did you know an occasional glass of wine (i forget red or white) actually is good for your heart and helps clean out your arteries?
Too many people buy into the media hype about how cirtain things are "bad" Alcohol is one, people that dont drink talk like its the devil. Its just fine if you drink in MODERATION. Same with nicotine, it actually has many good medical aplications, but no one perscribes it because of the stigma around it. same with guns. Sport or target shooting is fun and safe if your responible, and guns in a trained individuals hands could save lives (if viginia tech had passed the law to allow people to carry their weapons on campus, that wack job wouldnt have made it past one class room before someone stopped him, so it turned out not having guns was more unsafe...)
Did you know there are alternatives?
The chemicals classified as "Polyphenol antioxidants" are typically what researchers point to as the beneficial content of red wine (Though more resent studies suggest that Polyphenol antioxidants does exist within the pulp of grapes, and therefore ought to exits in white wine also)
Polyphenol antioxidants, however, exist in most legumes and vegetables, along with some fruits. Dark chocolate also contains these beneficial chemicals.
I am not saying that persons drinking wine/alcohol are, by default, bad. However, I cannot condone the consumption of such materials as have caused or aided many of the perverse and wicked things in the world today. Captain-san is right, there ought to be moderation in all things. Abstinence, however, is also a feasible solution. Alcohol does not aid the beneficial properties of the wine. Drinking unfermented grape juice will have the same effect.
As for nicotine and guns, Captain-san is spot on. Nicotine should only be used for medical purposes. Unfortunately, it would too often be abused. Guns, however, are made to kill, no matter which way you look at it. Hopefully, people will learn to abstain from killing humans....
It depletes the food supply! ^__^
QuoteHopefully, people will learn to abstain from killing humans....
..... as a realist I have to say that world will never come, and if it does, it wont be in our life time. that being the case, Im going to stay armed to protect myself and other people from those who would do the harm you speak of.
True, true. It's a sad realization I've also concluded, though I would probably be ineffective if I was armed with unnatural weapons. ^^'
Still, I believe that day will come eventually, but until then.. better safe than sorry?
Sure *Grabs holy hand grenade*
Did you know that they made a Trolls video game? You know Trolls, the creepy naked toys with Don King style hair in a rainbow of colors. Yeah...
Did you know that fark is turkish for difference?
So "What the fark" =What the difference?
...and so we now have another entrant in the contest of the Worst Puns in History!!!
After listening to some of my friends I can say that I have some serious competition.
Start a thread for it, then?
Think someone should?
Or we can use my thread for Generally Really Stupid Crap....kinda fits in.
Didya know that this site currently is the 13:th result you get from a google of "OS-Tan"?
13 -w-
Isn't that bad luck?
Yes...
...for everyone except me, that is. ^-^ I'm BORN the 13:th, so that negates it and makes it positive. Bwahahahaha.
Does this carry on to other bad luck insuing actions also? Like breaking a mirror?
Not sure. Never broken a mirror as i remember ^-^
I DO think, though, that my birthday is somewhat different when it's on fridays...since almost every single one of my friday bd:s contain some sort of mishap or suspicious event. Like getting a different stereo from what you ordered, or dropping the cake on the floor. Fushigi da-ne~ -w-
So friday unlocks the true nature of evil involved with your date of birth?
Exactly!!!!!
...although it might also have something to do with the X Files.
I say your proublem is not enough nekomimi pics. They can't exactly "ward off" any proublem but they do one hell of a job distracting with their cuteness.
For some reason i don't really believe that theory would work... -.-
(besides, Nagato pictures are way more effective thataways, at least for me.)
Also I could clarify that I've got a constant "High" setting on the Random Event Generator for myself, somehow. Just came home from screaming apart my voice to old rock songs and a see-off party for my senpais who graduate...lesse...in two weeks.
Day off friday -w-
Oh, end of the year it is. You still going to keep in touch with all of your senpais though?
Did you know that this thread had become a second topicless thread just for nekosaka and NejinOniwa?
at least try to mention some new facts every other post.
Because of the lack of facts I shall post one.
Seiji and DarkLord are talking about something I don't know about in the IRC!
Hay gais,
Didya know that it's 28mil GET on 4chan now? Liek, 2000 posts 2 go?
What does that even mean?
Oh and did you know that I'm on vacation from students all summer!
Yay for freedom!
Lucky you ^^ I've still got 2 weeks or so left.
Unlucky you. But well, you probably have a longer holiday, I have to start again in August.
Nuh-uh, so do i...although it will be delayed since I don't come home from the US 'til the second week of school ^^ win!
Did you know you can make a crossbow capable of killing someone with newspaper and elastic from underwear?
Did you know that you can easily produce extremely dangerous alkaline chemicals using only salt, pencils, water and a battery?
Did you know that all you need to make thermite is aluminum powder (as in an etch a sketch) and Iron Oxide (rust) in the right amounts?
Did you know that soylent green is made of people?
Did you know?
1.You can make dangerous almost undetectable poison from Fertilizer,the so called eco friendly pesticide,a piston and some cleaning products
2.Did you know rich ppl dont have lunch but Brunch Its TRUE!
3.Did you know i nearly broke my leg playing the dragonforce song on stepmania
4.Did you know Darth Vader is Extremely weak to japanese police
5.Did you know you can make a bomb using a metal cantine some dry ice and water
Lol @ #3. Now that's why i never play dancing games XD
its deadlier than u think its meant for keyboards i last a good 6 seconds XD ~pyoro :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNzeBjS_mCM this is it a guy playing it with his keyboard
So not to go off topic
Did you know japan has the lowest kidnap rates in the world (hmmm i wonder y)
No wai!1!
I wonder for how long that guy practised.
Did you know THIS FORUM IS NOW OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!?!?!??!1+11oneone!!?!?!´1`!+!+
Did you know that you're overreacting.
Uruchai, uruchai, uruchai! Go bald, go bald, go bald!
Have you been watching Shakugan no Shanatan?
Fufufufufufu~ -w-
I just HAD to. -w-
*sighs*
Did you know that Fauré made his first composition at the age of 10. And that it was crap.
Did you know that just because I may be missing for a while that doesn't mean I'm dead? (I'm not sure how often I'll be able to get online for a while)
did you know that nejin has the highest post rate.. but most of that comes from forum games?
Oi, Tsubashi-ssu has the highest post rate yanow cappy...or don' vampiresu count in ya bokksu, esu?
DID YOU KNOW:
Peanuts are an ingredient of dynamite?
did you know Nejin will probobly be the first to taste ban hammer T_T PH33r meh!
pyo pyo pyo for what reasonssu pyo?
fumoffu... fumoffu fumofuu!
I do not understand what you are saying at all, Bonta-kun!
FUMOFFU!! **curses, Im going to have to return this thing.. I cant turnt the voice changer off...**
I'm watching that... lol
voice changer? XD; hehe
you know, I did not know until now that
I am a Mac.
Did you know Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass demo is up for download for the DS *happy*
download? has there been a system update for the DS?
Quotefumoffu... fumoffu fumofuu!
Fumo fumo fumo fumoffu! Fumo fumo! Fumo fumo FUMOFFU! Fumo fumo...
*turns off voice changer*
...Asahina-san's fried soba cafe costume!
*resumes*
What would you do if your DS turned into a turtle?
did you know that this is the wrong thread...? T_T
Quotedownload? has there been a system update for the DS?
Hmmmm i think i should have been more specific first things first
1.Actually yes the ds does have a demo download system http://www.nintendo.com/dsdownloadstation/
2.It's also up on some rom sites*not gonna post them for obvious reasons*
3.THE Demo is GREAT!111!one11! the graphics is top notch for the ds standards. though its short its fun slashing monsters with the stylus, even though its the same area all over again the only bad part is its in japanese. im definently importing it when it comes out.
Hmmm It seems the full japanese version is leaked 2 days earlier than the release date *Must resist urge to download due to it being japanese*
Edit: Just notice that all the above is a did you know so did you know that means im on topic :D.
T_T you and my former roommate, bloody pirates. he had one of those little ds cartrages that took a mini SD card or something. Personaly I look down on pirates as much as car theifs and shop lifters.
Don't worry though i don't pirate much unless i really want the game now. i ordered Osu tattake ouendan 2 just for the special stylus Im such a dork XD *although i do admit to downloading it firts XD* however i am not completely againts piracy, since its almost impossible to find a legal game copy in some countrys mine included and if they are they are mostly overpriced *RM600 for C&C 3 FTW*, here all the DS games i can find are Nintendogs Golden Eye and Pac man and those little DS catridges your talking about *not gonna say there names* here are sold in incredible amounts here.
Although i dont understand why people pirate computer games since they dont have online and thats the best part, i cant imagine having fun with dawn of war with only playing singleplayer.
Did you know it seems like 30% of the people here post only or mostly in the hentai section :3
Did you know that the later at night, the more interesting the commercials?
Quotedid you know that this is the wrong thread...? T_T
Did you know that I just found that out?
QuoteDid you know it seems like 30% of the people here post only or mostly in the hentai section :3
did you know we are all just a bunch of perverts? We just dont like to admit it.
I am inclined to disagree, Captain-san ^__^;
Did you know that 50% of the people with Kagami-ism sigs are not following the signature restrictions? (Rule 6b)
annoying you is it?
just cus your our resident non pervert dosnt mean the rest of us arnt.
With all due respect Captain-san, I try to think the best of people until otherwise forced to. ^-^
...and yes, it annoys me. You both are, after all, crew members ^-^
Gomen nasai
XD i wasnt trying to offend anyone by calling every1 perverts *since u can add me in that category since i am here :3* and if so gomen *bows down and eats a cookie*
Quotedid you know we are all just a bunch of perverts? We just dont like to admit it.
We sure are. Did you know that most anime fans take the the Hentai Shinkansen daily to Chikan, Ecchi Prefecture?
Quote from: "CaptBrendan"just cus your our resident non pervert dosnt mean the rest of us arnt
Ehem...
I wish to declare myself non perverted as well.
Alright, Gummster-san!!! ^v^
*High Five*
Did you know: This thread has one of the most all-encompassing topic of this forum? ^^'
*High-fives Tsubashi*
It's a thorny issue. Wikipedia defines perversion as:
"A term and concept describing those types of human behavior that are perceived to be a deviation from what is considered to be orthodox or normal"
Considering that I like San Pellegrino more than Perrier, Sprite more than Sierra Mist, Onkyo more than Sony, Japan more than China, and Asian women more than Hispanic women, I suppose I'm a pervert by those measures.
If you apply that logic to anime, it makes more sense. If you take a commonly accepted fact, like most men love women with bigger breasts more, then you can separate people based on that fact. If we say that all orthodox men like large breasts, then Suguru Misato, who is often seen as a pervert, is not a pervert, because he shares a common belief. Thus, the idea that someone is a pervert just because of a certain sexual preference is wrong. Maybe I should lay off the Sprite for a few months...
Well, as long as we are basing Wikipe-tan as authority, you forgot to include this:
Quote from: "Wikipe-tan"In the present day, the word is often presumed to mean sexual, rather than religious or other, perversion.
Also, from Wiktionary:
Quote from: "Wiktitionary"To turn from truth, rectitude, or propriety; to divert from a right use, end, or way; to lead astray; to corrupt
Thus, by reviewing your example armed with further knowledge, we may discover that though Suguru-san's preference of large breasts may not qualify him for the term 'pervert,' his rather repulsive habit of viewing said breasts nude is not the functional purpose for such, thus he is perverted. Also, if I may establish the postulate that sex outside of marriage is wrong, Suguru-san's hasty conclusions of said actions also qualify him.
Secondly, your example of self is, in my humble opinion, quite useless. None of the items you mentioned are societally decided, either for or against. Disregarding extremists, there is no person who will think significantly less of you because you prefer Sprite over Sierra Mist. Society, for the most part anyway, still regards chastity and virtue as 'good' and desirable qualities. Therefore, any action or item which corrupts these is, by definition, perverted.
In conclusion, it is not the sexual preference which makes one perverted, it is the misuse of said preference. ^__^
Did you know that last year, the most biggest taxpayer in cologne was a state-owned company?
Did you know that if you shoot a watermelon with an assault rifle, everyone around you will be covered with watermelon juice?
yeah, I did!
Did you know that the only nation that has Swedish as state language...is Finland?
*Lol*
Did you know that I won't be going to jail for bombing film companies just yet. I just saw the trailer for Ironman... I was left speechless. It looked that good... and they have THE SONG. At the end of the movie trailer they had a piece of iron, it got stamped and had "IRONMAN" glowing after, and they had the clip from the song "I-AM-IRONMAN"
Did you know that Ramadan starts today? ^-^
Not that I'm a muslim, but there's a lot of them in Sweden, so the stores bunker up and stuff. Kinda cool. ^^
Did you know that yesterday was Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Yes. So did my english teacher.
...
>w<
Did you know that Finnish people drink most coffee in the world, about 9,8kg/year per person.
Talk about caffeine dependency. hah.
I don't need caffeine, I can stop drinking tea any time I want. Its just that I don't want to. Nor will I ever. EVER. STAY AWAY FROM MY TEA!!!
-runs away to secret lair*-
*a empty Ramen crate with "secret lair" spray painted on it
Did you know that NekOsaka's secret lair is in a ramen crate?
1. Didyaknow... that Giraffes have seven neck vertebraes which is same number as humans have?
2. That a normal sized human needs to drink at average of 90cups of normal coffee in 5hour time to get a caffeine overdose?
3. Kryptonite, the biggest enemy of superman has been found in serbia?
It consists of Sodium, Lithium, Boron, Silicate and Hydrogen Oxide.
Though this mineral is white in colour and harmless to humans.
Some people call me a Walking Encyclopedia.
But I seem to ran out of my "Didyaknow?" facts.
humm.. your facts must be flawed, Im sure ive done worse then 90 cups or equivalent in a 5 hour period
humm... 4 energy drinks, 2 starbucks extra large mochas, plus 3 pots of coffee..
Humm I guess I would have to mesure the caffine amount for each of those
As far as I know Arazona Rocket Fuel is the strongest energy drink. I'd be interested in hearing about any others you think one up it though.
redline energe drinks have a paragraph long warning on them telling you things like, dont drink more then 2 in 24 hours, and shouldnt be taken if nursing or pregnant or under a cirtain age :P
Ooo that stuff sounds fun. I just got this wierd stuff called "Ace". I haven't tried it yet. It was 60 cents for a can of it at Big!Lots and I've never heard of it before. I hope I don't get food poisoning, but what the hey, I didn't have the rep of eating like a stray dog for nothing. XP
Heh, I bought the drink for a camping trip, with a few other items. I drank the drink with no adverse side effects. Unfortunately the same could not be said for the other item I bought, a can of sardines. I never tried them before and wondered what they would taste like. Really fishy, not bad, just REALLY fishy. What was bad was the aftermath. I am allergic to shellfish, or actually the Iodine found in mass quantities in shellfish. I can only guess that the sardines A: being a saltwater fish had a decent Iodine content, or B: was processed on equipment that also handles shellfish. Allergic reactions are not fun... XP
ur really weak...
Weak? Well I guess you could say that shellfish is one of my weaknesses. I have a +3 resistance to Ice though!
There is a crazy energy drink called Cocaine. It apparently gives a similar buzz and sense of numbness.
Also, it is not possible to have enough Robo-characters in Mugen. This is because the Robo-clone Psychosis Principle states that each character must have at least 10 robo-clones, and then another for each robo-clone for other characters.
Did you know that the advanced tazer has the best service record of any less then leathal force meathod used by todays police forces. and exerp from the advanced tazers manual:
Injury rate for use suspect injured/officer injured or effected
Flashlight: 80% / 16%
Batton: 78% / 20%
Punch: 78% / 36%
Chemical Spray: 5% / 29%
however the suspect and officer injury rating for the advanced tazer is 0% / 0%
Compaired to other force meathods where police are likely to be harmed in the arrest and will likely cause harm to the suspect, the advanced tazer allows police to effect compliance with no lasting side effects. Once deployed its electrical current simulates the electrical impuleses of the brain disrupting them and compleatly imobilizing the target. the effects wear off the moment the tazer stops firing. No lasting damage.
However keep in mine there is always the possibility of danger, such as a faulty pace maker (which are designed to wistand difibulators) or poor aim putting one of the probes in an eye.
Thats exactly why tazers are illegal in New York. A cop tazered a man with a faulty pace maker and stopped it. And NY loves to ban random things. Like throwing knifes. We can buy a firearm capable of sending hundreds of sering hot pieces of copper into someone, but a single piece of steal for throwing? Nope, thats dangerous.
they ban something new every five minutes.
Only in America do u find disabled parking lots outside a skating rink ;015 .
QuoteOnly in America do u find disabled parking lots outside a skating rink
I soppose in your world disabled parents/grand parents never want to take their kids to the skating rink.
The last time i looked. Chevolet are now shoving their badges on what we used to call Daewoos, GREAT !
Its a brilliant plan, maybe i should change my name to Brad pitt to make me more attractive.
In Nijikaku Pizza-chan has a super move where she pulls two guns out of nowhere and just basicly Unloads on whoever the opponent is...
Which raised the question.."Who was Suicidal/Crazy enough to give her guns in the first place?"
Yesterday Oct. 15th was Pregnancy and Infant Loss Remembrance Day.
The Computer Haruhi stole from the Computer club runs Windows XP Pro edition.
(anyone who looks close enough should be able to notice this.)
While on the subject of KyoAni and Computers, did you know that Kuroi-sensei's (Lucky Star) computer runs...Rindows XP?
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OH THE HILARITY >w<
did you know....
that a advanced tazers probes dont even have to break skin to take effect, the arc can jump 2 and a half inches throught cloth (including leather and some body armor)?
...that the proves from an advanced tazer are fired at only 150 fps? Thats less then the average airsoft gun.
...that the advanced tazer fires 26watts and 50,000 volts of electricity, but only .162 amps?
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Oh, and did you know that you can get more tacos for less from Jack In the Box'es value menu then you can from taco bells grande meal?
mmm tacos...
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"...that the advanced tazer fires 26watts and 50,000 volts of electricity, but only .162 amps?
Its high ampere that makes electricity lethal.
oh... Did you know that there are a small percent of people who are allergic to peppers, thus making a pepper spray a lethal weapon?
yes. there are more longterm/serious effects from pepper spray then from tazers
Did you know that Captain has a tazer fetish?
NO WAI! U LAI!
Oh, really? Well would you care to tell me why THIS picture was in your briefcase? -Holds up picture of 3.1-Tan "playing" with a tazer-
OH SHI-!
<_< >_>
Did you know that I know many ways to dispose of a body? *hint hint hint*
I don't think we need to worry about that. Lets just keep this between us...
*puts copy of picture into folder labled "3.1-Tan collection"*
THAT FOLDER IS MINE!!! *snatches it and hides it away in order to use it as cappy-bait when needed*
Also, did you know that putting a voice lock on a shared computer gets you quite funny reactions from other family members? >w<
Hey my folder! Get back Hear! ... *sigh*
Hey Captian, can you make a copy of your folder for me until I get mine back from Mr. Stealy?
Did you know...that there ACTUALLY EXISTS A COMPLETE ROCK-REMIX VERSION OF KOI NO MINORU DENSETSU!?
Thats okay, did you know that all my folders include anti piracy protection? the very best in fact. this time it has an advanced tazer *hears it fire* *walks over and picks up her folder from the twitching nejin* danka.
Your right the tazer is awesome...
Did you know that they did a hardcore rock remix/cover to soldier boy?
Did you know Todd Mcfarland did all of the cover art for Iced Earth?
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did you know...
that the cake is a LIE?!
NO ITS NOT! Its full of fish shaped crackers! And COMpAniON CUbe WilLLl BEe tHErE!!!11 HEEE wILLll!!!
Please assume the party goer escort position, a party associate will be along shortly
Did you know that in twenty minutes, the clock will strike three...
...for the second time today?
*MYSTERY*
did you know the outfit that the person in nejins avi is wearing is made of win. and sprinkles.
hey, you said it, you know? Men in skirts, men in skirts -w-
Well they are comfy...
Its a MANskirt, to go with my MANpurse!
How does it go with your MAN-BARR, then?
Yinzer likes all types of beer, and has led several expeditions to find ManBearPig.
Did you know that there are no cheats for SimCity3000? That's right. No cheats.
did you know skirts on girls are superior =_=
Skirts are great but lets not forget what a wise and possibly good person once said; "DRESS IN SWIMSUITS!!!"
Who knows the quote?
kimara? *shiver*
But there are many good 3.1sama in school swimsuit pics...
You got the idea, but its Kimura. Half the bonus points... And a cookie.
*munches on cookie* NOM NOM NOM
I has many crumb.
I HAS FISH *casts fishing line*
WUZZAT, HISSIN POWND?
*cake core rambline* Fish shaped chacolates, fish shaped crackers, fish shaped jelly candies, peanut butter covered in chacolate peices... shaped like fish....
Cake Core: "One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resins. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Cordless Electric Needle Injector. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."
Who wan'ts some cake?
Did you know ... Fuka knows heartbreak?
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"Did you know ... Fuka knows heartbreak?
...and robots are powered by money.
Did you know you dont really drive in driveways, or park in parkways, infact, its the other way around. Crazy.
Did you know, These are troubled times.
Did you know, that this thread has become a "did you know facts about yotsuba&"?
Did you know. Ive been to the moon, twice. really, its true.
Did you know. I own a signature by Keitaro Arima, really.
Im such a weeaboo...
Did you know... VonDaab is a weeaboo? XD
Now-I-Know.
and knowing is half the battle
Did you know the other half is song?
LOVE IS A BATTLE FIELD!!! *BOOM BOOM BOOM!*
Did you know...
That King Leonidas is the Phantom of the Opera? That the Phantom of the Opera IS King Leonidas? Oh the insanity!*gibbers in coherently*
THIS IS OPE-RAAA!?
Did you know that it was Blasphemy before Madness?
THIS IS THREE-STROKE-C!
Did you know that the main character with the green tunic in The Legend of Zelda games ISN'T named Zelda?
Quote from: "NekOsaka"Did you know that the main character with the green tunic in The Legend of Zelda games ISN'T named Zelda?
NO WAI!?!?
Did you know that Windows 1.0 was never released?
Did you know, according to the Institute of Incompleat Research that 9 out 10
did you know there is a computer programing language based on LOLSPEK
Its true, really. Ill get a sample of the code for you all later..
Did you know I wrote a program in it? ^-^
HAI
CAN HAS CHEZBURGER?
STDOUT SEEZ "COUNT TO 20"
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UPZ VAR!!1
STDOUT SEEZ VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 20?
YARLY
BTW this is true
STDOUT SEEZ "CHEZBURGER!!!"
GTFO. KTHX
NOWAI
BTW this is false
STDOUT SEEZ "AWWW!"
KTHX
KTHX
KTHXBYE
...you scare me. .-.
Did you know... ...that MS Paint has a hidden 10X zoom?
its invaluble for those long distance shots! watch your ammo!
Hey Captain, seeing as how Tazers are your forte, would you be able to rattle off the specs of this for me. From what I could gather its like a Tazer claymore-esc antipersonnel device. Do you know anything about it?
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q226/OtakuMask/Misc/TRAD.jpg)
Never mind, I found a site about it. Here is the link , fun stuff.
Linkage (http://www2.taser.com/products/military/Pages/TRAD.aspx)
without looking i can tell those are the same air cartrages used by the advanced tazer.. i couldnt see using something likt that tho.. when does it know to shock them again? does it fire each cartraige, or just one where the target is? how does it aim for proper tazer targets? its like a claymore that fires three bullets. humm i donno about that one -_-
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tho, looking at the link, it is made by the same people, tazer international. its the EXACT same thing but in computerized claymore mode. If im in a military environs, ill use an actual claymore thank you very much
I think they would be more likely to use this at United Nations, or American Embassy's, You know, better to have a guy having been zapped and dragged away then ripped to pulp with ball bearings and soaked up with a sponge if its going to be on the news.
at embassys they have claymores filled with large rubber balls, kinda like the rubber bullets used by police. they sting and hurt like you wouldnt belive and they will have a hard time moving in the morning, but thats far more likely to cause the desired effect then three sets of tazer barbs shot out in different directions
I heard of those, I think they were actually called Stingmores. And the tazer could be used in an area that you don't want a rubber ball explosion, possibly in a corridor in a building, it's annoying to pick up all those little balls...
Did you know, that the little bigger claymores are no fun to deploy?
I think it has something to do with the fact that they weight rough 11kilos, are 80cm wide and incredibly hard to grab.
My first reaction when seeing it was ZOMG! HUEG LIEK XBOX!
Had fun times to try camouflage it though. heh.
Did you know that the same guy made the title song to code monkeys, the song RE you brains, AND the end theme to Portal "Still Alive" that guy is known as Jonathan Coulton. And he is awesome.
Did you know that the children's toy Aquadots are made with GHB, a date rape drug. Better yet, in moderate to large doses can cause people to go into non-responsive comas! Why don't we check these things!?
Did you know that it is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
CONSPIRACY MUCH o_o
And that's why I'll never ever regret being an atheist. -w-
Why would something like that make you regret? The Bible has easter eggs. XP
...
(cinder blocked)
I just noticed the Easter egg thing 3 secs after I posted...
Just that the candy in those easter eggs will KEEL you, one day...
O_o
Also, did you know that except minerals and stuff, everything you eat eventually turns into Acetylene Co-Enzyme A?
Did you know that popcorn butter can/will give you lung disease?
Did you know that 4chan will one day rule the world? Well most parts anyway...
One day? Excuse me.
Did you know that after that, neko, and other various mimi will rule the world? (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q226/OtakuMask/Nekomimi/1162622604533.jpg)
Not that I'm complaining at all though. (1000th post)
HAIL OUR NEKO OVERLORDS!!!
*Bows in worship of the above picture, mumbling "kawaaaiii"*
I'm game, let's replace our current governments with her... :D
I say nay. Our real overlords lie within The Ponytail...and you all know who I'm talking about here...
(http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/a7776fb8e9fc2820b10b4a3d29b9eb07.jpg)
"...what are you looking at?"
K-K-K-KYONKO BREAKER!!!
No, Nekomimi FTW!!!
Did you know...
...Everyone doesn't automaticaly like Kyonko.
...And that a Goverment ruled by nekomimi would be incredibly vulnerable.
Just talk about some Anime logics, and God will do the rest...
Well cats already rule the world...
Evolution into Nekomimi's would be a logical next step...
I've been trying, but growing nekomimi is hard...
o_O.....
I mean, O_o
Oh wait, thats O_O
Growing Nekomimi?!
Quote from: "Smokey"o_O.....
I mean, O_o
Oh wait, thats O_O
Growing Nekomimi?!
Did you know that Nekomimi = Cat ears?
So you'd be growing cat ears, not growing INTO cat ears. =P
Quote
...Everyone doesn't automaticaly like Kyonko.
U LAI!!! U LAI!!! TIS CANOT BE TRUUUU!!!!
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"U LAI!!! U LAI!!! TIS CANOT BE TRUUUU!!!!
HABEEB IT!
Quote from: "Chazzie"Quote from: "Smokey"o_O.....
I mean, O_o
Oh wait, thats O_O
Growing Nekomimi?!
Did you know that Nekomimi = Cat ears?
So you'd be growing cat ears, not growing INTO cat ears. =P
Aw man my eyes popped out, imagining growing cat earson someone!
Great....
*puts his eyeballs back in*
QuoteHABEEB IT!
TWINKIE HOSE!!! *punch delivery*
Did you know that a meme-fight is about to break out?
Quote from: "Smokey"Did you know that a meme-fight is just about to break out?
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YEAH! REALLY!
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128346414633906250floteliekflutt.jpg)
(http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o61/Aiiro_Sora/Tales%20of%20Series/Sprites/Zelos.gif)
Hay! Wat's this I hear about people stealing my lines, eh?
Now you shall know the true FACE OF POWA!
... I got bored in a class...
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DID YOU KNOW, that today, NOTHING YOU SAY WILL BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND EVERYONE WILL GO AROUND BEING EXTREMELY PARANOID?
IT'S APRIL FOOLS FOO!
(...or is it?)
Did you know that if you drop a cat below a certain height, it doesn't always land on its feet?
Did you know, WHY????
it's because a cat needs a bit of time to twist her back and aim her paws, right?
That's still mean... You should be nice to kitties...
I am nice to kitties... But cats sometimes fall from chairs, tables and couches...
DID YOU KNOW, That this very Nejin has now learned the art of THINKING IN SEVEN DIMENSIONS AT ONCE?
No, seriously.
And I tell you, it's bloody hard.
Even harder than it was to come up with all the theories making 7 dimensions possible... ^-^;
Did you know that the first three dimensions supplement each other, and that the fourth dimension is present at the third as a means of organizing it...?
Well, but did you know that the same can be said about the fifth and sixth dimensions as well? Only the seventh dimension does not directly interact with the first three.
All thanks to Mr. Rogers for inventing the interworld.
FUN FACT ALERT!!!
Did you know that A majority of McDonalds' cashier machines are running on...*gasp*...WINDOWS ME COMPUTERS!?
No, seriously. Truth.
Did you know that a lot of Photoplay machines were 486DX4's?
(i "dismanteled" one once)
...what the hell is Photoplay?
Õ_õ
Eeeehm...
It's an arcade machine wich uses a touchscreen and offers different simple games (cardgames and such)
Gaaack o.o
Did you know that a Keyboard Mania machine has only two octaves?! I wanted it to be an entire keyboard with at least five!! I was very disapointed.
Did you know that 8-bit processors are still playing a very important role in a certain supercomputer?? and that those specific 8-bitters run at 125MHz?? and that there are a thousand and twenty-four of them, governed by a power-pc processing core?
And did you know what it's called? ... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilocore)
QuoteDid you know that a Keyboard Mania machine has only two octaves?! I wanted it to be an entire keyboard with at least five!! I was very disapointed.
I can do five octaves...WITH MY VOICE.
That's what you get for musicians -w-
Did you know that you've just started a new page, here??
One without any pics posted as of yet??
Bacon perhaps?
I can sing eight o-o Possibly more. I have a crummy voice though.
I really like bacon... I havn't eaten today.
You didn't know that :3 I'm so full of information.
QuoteI can sing eight o-o Possibly more. I have a crummy voice though.
Õ_Õ
Eight!?
...are you really sure of that...?
That's more than there even is on a damn piano. O_o
I suggest you do your maths (or theoretic music) again, and come back. If you get the same result, now THEN I'm impressed. Eight octaves are like beyond BOTH tone scales. Er.
Well yeah it's a pretty wide range, indeed...
That'll be sweet if you can pull it off... ;010
Yup.
But it's pretty damn impossible, too.
I mean, on my 5th octave I reach tones that even some of the GIRLS in the choir can't reach. 8 octaves, starting on female range...no, just no.
hang on, you rech higher than the girls?!
Golden voice, man... ;010
Ehehehe ^^
Well, some of them, but that's mainly a few altos i think. I noticed this when I and my partner were practicing for our duet (it was around january this year) and she was having problems taking the tones right when they came up high - I went falsetto madness and showed her HOWTO: Figaro.
Did you know that this has now been turned into a music discussion thread?
Did YOU know that a Nekomimi avvi is a very cute distraction from the other avvi's...?
(especially Nej's) :D
I had a hunch...
Well if you look at this page... Nej's avvi is sure lacking kawaii-ness or any form of moe... :D
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g239/NejinOniwa/Kagami_nagk.gif)
Hey! You made Kagamin cry! YOU BASTARD!
Aw, man....
Don't cry....
*Hands Kagamin a cookie* Now, now. It's okay.
Hau hau hau hau~
My freinds piano has eight octaves >.> my other freinds has only five and it makes me sad to play.
But ever since I lost my voice during Sakura kon it's just been all messed up. I'm sorta terrified because I really enjoy singing and I wish I could have all of my voice back...
Did you know that you can buy a new voice by collecting 1000 gold rings? There all around, just don't let Doctor Robotnic getcha!
I started collecting some, but I stopped after one of them brought me to this weird, scary place that wasn't my room... and there were some strange cloaked men wandering about on horses...
Did you know that Pregnancy is a sign of sexual abuse? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_Abuse#Signs_of_sexual_abuse.5Bcitation_needed.5D)
It's true!
In some peoples cases severe blood loss is a sign of sexual abuse. u no hu u r.
WHAT! Did I just tentacle-rape NekOSaka when I shot him? No, no, no! That's unpossible! WRYAAAAAAAAAAAAN *crashes into brick wall*
Did you know in some cases, cackling laughter is a sign of YOU GONNA GET RAPED? (you heard it here first)
*inserts subtle topic change*
Did you know that 95% of a lightbulbs energy is turned into heat instead of light?
Did you know that I am the CRACK KING that fuels this forum?
>:3
I didn't know it either!
Yes, i heard rumors about that....
Did you know that a keyboard doesn't actually have any keys...only buttons?
Wrong! It has...TANGENTS!!!
XD
Wait, what?!.....
*having horrible flashbacks of the boredom of maths class*
Awwww, maaan.....
OOO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!!!
Fear the power of my daily maths studying, you minion!
Also, did you know that the Timespace Vacuum Cleaner actually exists?
Probably... I've heard more inappropriate names for common stuff....
BTW did you all know that the current "under maintenance" placeholder is really, REALLY boring and could use a maintenance-tan of some sort?...
(btw, about the maths... I find it boring because it was too abstract, i found myself spending more time finding an interesting situation for it than solving the problems... Now Chemistry or physics, that's interesting and also require lots of maths... ;010)
QuoteProbably... I've heard more inappropriate names for common stuff....
BTW did you all know that the current "under maintenance" placeholder is really, REALLY boring and could use a maintenance-tan of some sort?...
(btw, about the maths... I find it boring because it was too abstract, i found myself spending more time finding an interesting situation for it than solving the problems... Now Chemistry or physics, that's interesting and also require lots of maths... )
SPOILER SPOILER SPOLIERRRRR
It's actually just a Black Hole -w-
I love you, Albert. Your mind is so limitlessly broken and funny it's scienTERRIFIC~!
Also, the rest is SECONDED SECONDED SECONDED. I hate maths too, but it's a core course for my high-school program. -.-
And a Maintenance-tan...
OFF TO THE CONCEPT BOARDS MINASAN!!!
Albert??
I've got about a dozen ideas racing through my mind, making me do the same typo on the same word twice, so i'm confused now...
Explain! feed moar info into my brain... :D
I'm talking about a very, VERY well known Albert, that is also a physicist. Please. Easy mode.
Ah that Albert... From germany... wrote a letter along with szilard to the american prez so america'd build the a-bomb...
Did you know what he said after Hiroshima?
Quote from: "A.E."Oh, I wish I had become a shoemaker!
who wouldn't but his other comment, wich he said out loud is more famous...
Did you know he wasn't really a pacifist. If he was why would he always build those robot masters and try and take over the world... but than again if the whole world was under one rule he could then choose to fix problems.
did you know that wrapping your brain around the " travel at the speed of light away from earth and then back at the same speed to timetravel" idea is really hard?
even Bigfoot has a Social Security number
-Dos, Meow
did you know /b/ once tricked someone into posting his ssn?
He's probably not very happy now... :D
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2542140
I did. He walks everywhere or takes a bus.
Did you know that there is a fetish out there by the name of Vore?
It's a little on the creepy side in my opinion, but an interesting Wiki read. I stumbled upon it whilst browsing Deviantart... ._.
Peanut Butter Jelly Vore, if I'm not mistaken...
...haels damn you, /b/. ;_;
Did you know Elvis Presley?
Ahaha! Where's that drumroll? Ba-dum-dish! >:3
Well, yeah, being flooded with documentaries and stuff like that....
Hate to see him rule34-ed, though...
Elvis...34...oh...lawd.
>_>
Elvis didn't die he just got back to is own home planet
-Dos, Meow
Did you know that 4 stacked HDDs can get very hot?...
...Hot enough to make me install a fan because one of them was acting up?
Did you know, that 4HDD's isn't enough to get into Mordor?
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee258/VDaab/1142105798403.jpg)
OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
DO WANT!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*bites hand, hard, very hard*
HHHHGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*bites hand even harder*
*starts designing SECFiSS*
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*Runs off to ICU, with a patient who's dying (http://www.westerndigital.com/en/products/products.asp?driveid=304)...
Did you know...that the Inverse Law of Percepted vs. Spatial time is actually true?
Haven't read up on that...
But did you know that time can be seen as a constant and as a variable?
Did you know that the real forbidden fruit isn't the apple...
...but the BANana?
...GAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Did you know Toki ate thirty bananas when she was seven years old, but hasn't eaten one since?
Maybe thats why I can't go to 4chan...
Because I spam bananas all over the place? Lolwut. -w-
I donnos o.o So sad so sad
Banana's can really mess up your digestive system when eaten in large quantities...
They have the opposite effect of laxatives...
I threw up most of them ^ ^;; And they were sad little school bananas.
You're actually lucky that you threw them up, cause the havoc they would've played on your intestines...It's just not funny...
o.o Yeah. This was a long time ago >.> I'm uh. Not seven anymore, although I may seem like it sometimes ^ ^;;
I've been stuck at 18 for some 5 years now...Age is in the mind, not on the calendar...
Did you know that Banana's hold a grudge for only a short while?
Eeeeh, what?
THESE ARE NOT THE BANANAS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
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Ah...
So what banana am i looking for?
Did you know that if you remove the star character from the Garfield strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?
It's true! (http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/)
Did you know that without Garfields consultations, Jon would be an even bigger loser?
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Paws off Imperator Garfield the Great of the Couldersack!
Did you know that a Cathode Ray Tube (CRT used in tv's and monitors) is actually a particle accelerator?...
Did you know that OFMShiiiIIIIITTTFUUUUCKKK IT'S FUCCKINGGG LHC TIEM NAU!?
LHC??
HUEGest Particle Accelerator ever made, and alleged doomsday machine. Wiki it, foo!
Ah,, sorry i was too busy pondering the feasability of building a dye-laser and a Linear particle accelerator, and wondering if it was possible to accelerate the photons in the laser-beam beyond the speed of light...
Did you know that inside a toaster is the hate of all people who wear goggles?
Did you know that some arthropods and most mollusks have Hemocyan blood? Therefore their blood is blue.
[size=0]I didn't know it.[/size]
Did you know that I am bored?
Did you know that the hydropneumatic suspension on Citroens was secretly designed in a basement during the German occupation of France?
Did you know that a few hundred world political leaders (including Condoleezza Rice, Ban Ki Moon, Nuri al-Maliki and so on) are in this moment approximately 4 kilometers away from my house, discussing the big Raq of I and its future?
1700 cops stationed and a swarm of black limos. Bloody hell, seriously.
I get an urge to do something really stupid. ^^
build a catapult like they did in Malcolm in the Middle...
^ LOL!!! XD
Did you know that nobody's ever heard of half of my favorite bands/singers?
I have the same problem with nobody having heard of Infected Mushrooms or Skazi... Talamasca... Let alone the genre Psy-Trance...
Did you know that if I'd let you listen my MP3 player, probably you would recognize but only a few songs, from 700+.
(has a wide taste of music)
Smokey: I know lot of people that know Infected Mushroom.
Still, Spacesynth FTW!!
(yes, my taste is weird)
Well, that 's the case with most of us.
Ah, well, i could've guessed that everything that seems outlandish here (in the middle of nowhere, culture-wise) are common in the real world...
But don't tell me you've heard of Brainpower, the Opposites or Opgezwolle?!
Did you know that I have no idea who Brainpower, the Opposites and Opgezwolle are?
Yeah, I'm personally not into the psy music, im just surrounded by people who like it...
WellBrainpower is a M.C. and Opgezwolle and the Opposites are formations who make Nederhop (dutch hip-hop)...
So, it's no wonder you haven't heard of them...
I'm sorry to say, but...I don't believe I've heard of any of your favorite musicians ^///^
I find myself listening to a lot of alternative rock/piano rock/indie music/older pop and even some jazz lately. Some of my favorite bands/artists are quite popular...like Coldplay, Alanis Morissette and Radiohead...but then there are others like the Damnwells, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Regena Spektor, Squeeze, and Joe Jackson, musicians that are either quite unknown or forgotten.
To stay on topic, did you know the strangest instrument I've played is the harmonica?
I daresay! A saxophone is way more strange than a harmonica, so there! It also looks like a twisted golden tube with a lot of holes, which is strange.
Did you know that there is an intrumen that works with radio signals?
Yes, this is the weirdest instrument ever, too bad I've never got a chance to try it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theremin
You've never heard of a theremin?...
wow,... or does that make me weird for knowing what a theremin is (and how trippy it sounds)??
Yes, I've known the theremin for some time already, I just wanted to participate in the "weird intrument" dicussion in a on topic way.
I'd love to learn playing that!
Well, if i'm not mistaken, just setting one up and fiddling around with it should prove some nice (or hilarious) results...
But you can only fiddle with a Fiddle!
But can't you also fiddle with a faddle?
naturally not! But you can PADDLE with a faddle.
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Also, did you know...that I've been elevated from King of Forum Games...
...to KoG!?
Did you know.. its not hard to be king of forum games (self proclaimed especialy)
Did you know that i am kinda proud of being King of Random Off-Topicness? (that wasn't self proclaimed... :D)
Did you know my boot will fit up your ass with the proper amount of force? :P
Meh, i was just thinking that i'd be better as the OS-Tan Labrador...
You know that old, faithful lab who's just laying around all the time... :D
OH NOES
WIDEDOG IS AROUND
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Watch out, or i'll bite... :D
*starts foaming at the mouth*
*unleashes spray of 4chan Chemo*
Kills the cancer...hum-dee-dum...
Dog survives.... WANT TREAT! :D
NO U!
Did you know that, batteries always die when you don't have fresh ones, and the replacement mouse always sucks?
M-my mouse has a cord...
>_>
Mine does too, for the moment. But it sucks since my cord-mouse is years old with only 0,0000001 dpi, while my cordless one is a laser mouse with much more dpi and ergonomics...
Well, i'll have to arrest my mates charger then...
I like not having to recharge shit all the time.
Then again, as it is now I'd do really good without the cords...
I don't care if it has a cord or not, i just care how fast it is...
Turning around in one smoothmouse-move to kill the guy behind you is better than having to make 3 full sweeps across your mouse mat to see that guy knifing you to death...
BTW did you know that the usb coffe warmer i got for my birthday really helps when i'm posting up in here?
Tea is the way to go, chap!
(besides...if I drink anything containing caffeine and/or taurine...I get a hyper boost that's bloody uncontrollable. It's a bit creepy.)
Well, i do drink tea too... a lot...
I have a special double dose 450cc mug for my tea... :D
Did you know that Haruhi S2 is, in fact, not a second season, but a totally new animation? No really! We mean it!
Didn't know that... :D
Hmm, i wonder.. did you know that you can't dial your own cell number using your own cell?
BUT...YOU CAN SEND TEXT MESSAGES!
ok
Did you know... That it's been awhile since I have been here? :3
yes, yes i did.
did you know i come and rape all of you in ur sleep? ^^
Heh, bring it on....
Did you know Fallout three is in fact based on- wait, strike that; is the true story about Washington D.C. and it's future?
No, but i do know this old poem about something quite much like it...
Did you know that when you have read this post, it will disappear along with whatever medium it is shown on? That goes for your screen as well, of course.
i needed a new screen anyway. the mouse downstairs broke, i might as well steal the flatscreen >:]
did you know that the employees at KFC seem to lack any sort of brain matter? we ordered, and they screwed it up 3 times over.
btw did you know that while she is older than me, i am the more mature of me and my sister?
I do not want to meet your sister now. And it's ALL YOUR FAULT!
Did you know the Admin of the IRL world is an orange?
Sure. I take a bite at them all day long.
Did you know that the true hero in everyday life is a cardboard box?
yep. his name is Vulcan 300.
did you know that nejin wouldn't have wanted to know my sister anyway cause she's a CRAZY MUTHA-FUKA
and did you know that pinapple makes your body fluids taste better?
So THAT's why my blood harem is so delishous. Bloodslaves, it's pineapple diet tiem for you!
Did You Know That If You Write Shit Like This It Looks Like You're On Crack?
same goes for if you put herrendous amounts of sugar in your coffee.
did you know that i've scheduled an ass beating for next wensday?
Ha, that's nothing! My daily ass-beating HOUR starts every day at 23:20!
Did you know that the aesir will soon be descending on a random third-world country in flames of ANGER and FURY?
thankful i live not in a 3rd world country. :3
did you know that i have somehow become a sukeban? (japanese: suke=lady ban=boss.)
did you also know that's it feels like at least 50 C in here so it has become no pants day?
I just realized, half the time (mostly right after I've come in from outside, doing something that causes mild or worse perspiration) I walk around in my room stripped down to my underwear. That's not a good thing, I think...BUT IT'S SO DAMN WARM ALL THE TIME.
Did you know that worms are in fact detached tentacles of an enormous hive mind monster buried deep down in the earth beneath Mumbai?
wait, lavos is ALIVE?? O_____O; OH SHI--
did you know that i am addicted to caffine? literally?
Is that why your avatar is like that?
Did you know that IGG, an MMO company, is a very greedy company?
like pretty much every megacorp out there.
did you know that i feel horribly lonely? :[
also, did you know that we barely have anything edible in the house, and most of it is lo-cal/low-fat/lite/light/reduced sugar and thus rendered not real food?