TODAY'S RIDDLE IS

Started by Chocofreak13, January 25, 2009, 06:17:35 PM

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Chocofreak13

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NejinOniwa

...are you that incapable of answering questions, srsly? -.-
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Chocofreak13

maybe....

the answer is obviously the US goverment. xD
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NejinOniwa

WREUNG

The answer is...CORPS.
(almost the same word as corp., which is short for corporation. lulz.)

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Way, oh where is my blade? 'tis nor in my hand, nor in a sheath - yet for certain is it in my possession. Way, oh where is my blade, can you tell?
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Chocofreak13

......isn't that one for the porn thread?
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NejinOniwa

You really suck at interpreting things, you know. -.-
It's a SHARP blade, oi, oi.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

either on your back, or stabbed somewhere in your body...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

Here's one you all should know.
What's pink, has 100 foot long tentacles, and likes very very sharp things?
*cough*
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

I KNOW!
IT'S A HARPOONCEST OCTOPUSSY
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Smokey

I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Chocofreak13

cuthulu? (spelled it wrong :[ )
wait, that's green......

nejin, the pen is mighter than the sword. and if you put the two first words of that sentence together, you get a sword!! xD

sorry folks, i'm a pisces. ^^
but seriously, uhm.....i keep my blade in my pocket. :]
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NejinOniwa

Quotei keep my blade in my pocket. :]
That would have been a bad joke if you were male, now i dunno what to make of this lawl.
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Smokey

Oh, that scene from Snatch; What's that tommy?
-It's me belt, Turkish...
No there's a gun in your trousers, what's a gun doing in your trousers?
-It's for protection...
Protection from what, ze Germans? What's it keeping from blowing your bollocks off?

^_^
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Chocofreak13

y'know there was a guy who actually shot himself in the nut doing that. it was in a magazine.....

nejin: which is one of the few reasons i'm thankful i'm female. <]
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NejinOniwa

Are you hiding a switchblade between your legs or something?

>_>

THIS IS GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER
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