Your favorite OS-tan

Started by FabianN, April 09, 2005, 10:14:08 PM

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d4m4s74

I like Ubuntu tan (the non-chibi version)
she's hot

Sora

Firefox is hotter. (nudge nudge wink wink)
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Bella

Multics-sama's the hottest. :p

Sora

Well, that's a little biased...
E 123 \'Omega\': Eggman detected. Begin annihilation sequence.
Miles \'Tails\' Prowler: No, Omega, Eggman is our friend!
E 123 \'Omega\': Small forest creature has gone mad. Suggest immediate termination.

NejinOniwa

You're a human, ergo, all your opinions are biased.
Your argument is now moot, it is only usable by non-human entities. ´B`
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Sora

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"You're a human, ergo, all your opinions are biased.
Your argument is now moot, it is only usable by non-human entities. ´B`
Like demons?
Or Gaming hardware?
E 123 \'Omega\': Eggman detected. Begin annihilation sequence.
Miles \'Tails\' Prowler: No, Omega, Eggman is our friend!
E 123 \'Omega\': Small forest creature has gone mad. Suggest immediate termination.

stewartsage

Second, Multics-sama is the hottest.

NejinOniwa

Objection. Thermite is hotter. Also the sun. Which in turn is not even close to as hot as the moon is cool.

I want to build a snowman now, but I'm too lazy to go outside. (train of thought derailed)
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Sora

Objection! Which would you rather kiss, Firefox-tan or ignited Thermite?
E 123 \'Omega\': Eggman detected. Begin annihilation sequence.
Miles \'Tails\' Prowler: No, Omega, Eggman is our friend!
E 123 \'Omega\': Small forest creature has gone mad. Suggest immediate termination.

NejinOniwa

Correction: What would you rather use as a weapon, an exchange of saliva or a substance that burns hot enough to melt steel?

Humans, really -.-
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Bella

I've been seconded. </smug>

QuoteObjection! Which would you rather kiss, Firefox-tan or ignited Thermite?

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Multics-sama! Fufufufufu~

Okay, maybe I am biased, being a wannabe future Multician and all. I'll vote for Leopard-tan as the hottest! In spite of (Snow) Leopard being my primary OS, I have no bias. :B

Oh Nejin, I know how annoying humans can be, being a misanthrope at all...the key is learning to put up with 'em. ;_____;

Sora

1st: I am a piece of Gaming Hardware.
2nd:Zombie viruses can be spread though an exchange of saliva.
E 123 \'Omega\': Eggman detected. Begin annihilation sequence.
Miles \'Tails\' Prowler: No, Omega, Eggman is our friend!
E 123 \'Omega\': Small forest creature has gone mad. Suggest immediate termination.

stewartsage

Key to putting up with humans is being misanthropic

NejinOniwa

That, however, requires you to be quite infected with the aforementioned zombie virus in the first place, which would make you a bearer and/or zombie, the first case in which you wouldn't be aware of it and thus more likely to spread it to your partner(s), and in the second case you'd be quite incapable of comprehending the concept of a "kiss" (and quite ugly to boot). Thus, unless your body is able to produce some sort of poison/acid to actually make it a weapon, the exchange of saliva as a weapon is completely REDUNDANT.

And grossly hard to use as a weapon in the first place, too, unless you're a strikingly gorgeous killer queen/gigolo with a license to kill and a master infiltrator etc, and your target is susceptible to your charms.
I mean, hey. If you happen to BE that skilled an assassin, why don't ya just shoot him? Instead of using a very traceable bio-weapon. Sigh. Really. Nope, thermite is superior. Vastly.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Sora

Or you could use a different kind of virus eg Vampire
E 123 \'Omega\': Eggman detected. Begin annihilation sequence.
Miles \'Tails\' Prowler: No, Omega, Eggman is our friend!
E 123 \'Omega\': Small forest creature has gone mad. Suggest immediate termination.