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Cockleshell

#5085
February 14, 2009, 08:14:12 AM
Yes indeedy, sir. No cages here.
EDIT: I actually found a picture of my chickens.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3361/3244867010_90247b4bb9.jpg?v=0
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#5086
February 14, 2009, 08:19:24 AM
Cockle...

I now understand how you got your name.
They sound like that, don't they >_>

And somehow doing that is both creep and awesome at the same time. <.<
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#5087
February 14, 2009, 08:21:14 AM
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#5088
February 14, 2009, 08:26:14 AM
HALF A FOOT, YOU CHEATER

We just barely have enough to cover the GROUND here, DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
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Cockleshell

#5089
February 14, 2009, 08:28:27 AM
RECORD HERE IS 4 F'IN FEET :V
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#5090
February 14, 2009, 08:38:37 AM
Well, for records, in november we had some half a meter of snow here...I can't even remember what the highest amount is, but it's been well over the meter at least a few times.
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CaptBrenden

#5091
February 14, 2009, 12:47:21 PM
however, i dont think putting egg up your butt, then popping them back out will make them moar fresh.
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Cockleshell

#5092
February 14, 2009, 12:58:55 PM
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

CaptBrenden

#5093
February 14, 2009, 01:01:21 PM
._.
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NejinOniwa

#5094
February 14, 2009, 06:21:02 PM
Captain...

First of all, DAMNIT, OI.

Secondly...wrong hole.

Egg does not go in pooper, either in or out. Learn your biology, you!
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VonDaab

#5095
February 14, 2009, 06:24:24 PM
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Captain...

First of all, DAMNIT, OI.

Secondly...wrong hole.

Egg does not go in pooper, either in or out. Learn your biology, you!
You are aware that chickens have only a pooper?

NejinOniwa

#5096
February 14, 2009, 06:29:38 PM
No, no. They have a Combo Hole, two-in-one solution.

That is not a pooper, for the pooper is ONLY the pooper in case of hole number 2, requiring the presence of multiple holes...

Damn, my head is hurting >_>
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Cockleshell

#5097
February 14, 2009, 06:38:16 PM
SLIGHTLY DISGUSTING AND INFORMATIVE ANATOMY LESSON OF THE DAY!

Chickens have cloacas. Google it or I'll kill you with a stick.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#5098
February 14, 2009, 07:12:49 PM
Agh! gaise!...
fresh eggs! what're you fightin' about?!
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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CaptBrenden

#5099
February 14, 2009, 09:12:04 PM
haha, this reminds me of the comic where the guy is dating a harpy.. and they eat her eggs for breakfast. Hes kinda freaking cus they are eating something that could have been their kids, but she says its fine cus they are unfertilized, and that it her eating her eggs was the equivalent of him eating his own sperm...
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