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Cockleshell

#7050
January 27, 2010, 12:06:13 AM
When I turn my head around and roll it up and down side to side I can hear a fleshy crunching noise that's always there, sometimes its really loud.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

IanDanKilmaster

#7051
January 27, 2010, 12:09:36 AM
Try doing it with your mouth open, it's like amplified.  I used to weird my girlfriend out with that, ha.

The Choice of a New Generation.

Cockleshell

#7052
January 27, 2010, 01:08:00 AM
Doesn't make that much of a diff...
anyways off to sleepies in the 6 hours i have
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#7053
January 27, 2010, 04:12:50 AM
Heh, ya know that cracking joints like that actually destroys them over time... ^_^

In other n00wz... heh heh heh ;006

HEY NEJ, LOOK AT US!!! OUR SPYKER HAS BOUGHT YER SAAB!!! LOL ;010
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Cockleshell

#7054
January 28, 2010, 08:12:52 AM
someone help me red_machine is wanting me to write yuri T___T
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Red-Machine

#7055
January 28, 2010, 08:38:12 AM
Who, me? ;151
Red_Machine: Flouting the Windows Lifecycle Policy since 1989!

NejinOniwa

#7056
January 28, 2010, 09:12:36 AM
He does, now?
THEN I USE MY VETO TO MAKE YOU WRITE SOME DECENT YURI, be of some use! >:3

QuoteHEY NEJ, LOOK AT US!!! OUR SPYKER HAS BOUGHT YER SAAB!!! LOL
They did, now? That affair's been going on a round robin...well, I wish you the best of luck with that, then. Good to see they didn't get sold off to the chinese or something like that. -_-;
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

stewartsage

#7057
January 28, 2010, 10:28:36 AM
What's wrong with writing Yuri, Cockle?

IanDanKilmaster

#7058
January 28, 2010, 10:42:28 AM
When she said she wanted help with her urge to write slashfics, I don't think she was looking for encouragement. XD

Had it occurred to me she was referring to yuri not yaoi, I would've encouraged her from the start.  Of course, I think she might've stated elsewhere she's not a yaoi fangirl, so that's a critical stereotype failure on my part... -_-;

The Choice of a New Generation.

NejinOniwa

#7059
January 28, 2010, 04:45:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaUfS0LWs8&feature=related
THIS VIDEO WILL RAPE YOUR EVERY PAST AND FUTURE ORIFICE
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#7060
January 28, 2010, 05:52:36 PM
i'm going to pretend the link nejin just posted doesn't exist
nyahahaha red_machine has succeeded in awakening my EXPLICIT SEX WRITING ABILITY
you should all expect a finished chapter in a day or two >:3
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#7061
January 28, 2010, 06:05:13 PM
EPIC SUCCESS. >:3
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#7062
January 28, 2010, 06:49:56 PM
nah its more like putting a sex fantasy own onto paper
only it's text
and its on a computer
bleh
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Bella

#7063
January 28, 2010, 09:47:00 PM
Eh, I'm just going to state... for the record... that I've never liked yaoi (as a genre-- that doesn't mean I'm necessarily against all guy x guy pairings). Het and yuri I'm okay with...

Then again, I don't like anything explicit... a little ecchi now and then is okay, but give me a love story full of friendship, emotional closeness and yearning over a cheap and emotionless hookup any day. -___-;

Cockleshell

#7064
January 28, 2010, 09:52:40 PM
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.
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