Forum Games: Break a Wish

Started by Justin, June 24, 2008, 01:43:39 PM

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Justin

Granted, you now have too much time and you go mad.

I wish I actually had a use for Windows Home Server.

Kami-Tux

Granted, but as soon as you want to set it up for the use, a Tux spears you *looks cuddly and innocent*

I wish my craptop would work faster.


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Justin

Granted. You overclock it and it fries after about an hour.

I wish I could understand Japanese.

Kami-Tux

Granted, but you forget your native language and other ones, you might know.

I wish my craptop would work again.


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

NejinOniwa

It works...but it's EVEN SLOWER than before, and all it ever does is rickroll people over ipconfig.



...I wish to know how the HELL that would be done, by the way...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Justin

Granted, but it's a secret too horrible for humankind to bear. You take it to your grave. Now.

I wish my site didn't go down before I was able to finish reconfiguring everything.

NejinOniwa

Granted, it now goes down just as you finish reconfiguring anything. However, you weren't able to save the settings and the last backup is from Last Thursday so yeah, you're even more screwed now.



I wish for Norwegian to stop sounding so damn silly.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Justin

Granted, but now your native language sounds silly instead.

I wish my PHP config allowed me to upload files bigger than 2MB.

(By the way, my last backup was yesterday)

iDarbert

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Granted, but /i/ takes it over instantly and suddenly you have NO SITE AT ALL...
/i/ - Oekaki?

NejinOniwa

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

iDarbert

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Never been to the other *chans, have you?

Well, let's just say. ED is not your friend, but it's damn right more friendly than /i/ ever was. THE I IS FOR INVASIONS, LULZ
In short, /i/ is the Raid board.
But 4chan in THE chan!
I know there's an /i/nvasion somewhere else, but I wanted to give a shot at lulz, guess I failed.

On my way of becoming an hero -->

Also

QuoteI wish my PHP config allowed me to upload files bigger than 2MB.

(By the way, my last backup was yesterday)
Granted. But they get garbled on their way to the server.
I wish to know what Max is thinking.
(Bonus points for getting the reference and answering correctly)

icerain

Grated, but he wants to kill you.

I wish I could live forever.
"Life begins with a disk drive"

Justin

Granted, but it gets boring after awhile and you run out of things to do, so you stay home and become a couch potato.

I wish for someone to grant this wish.

Kami-Tux

granted, but your computer crashes before you can see that


I wish hat I was twice as smart as I am now.


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

NejinOniwa

Granted, but Hat I is now your sworn arch-enemy. And you have no weapons.



I wish that I could connect my brain to the interwebs.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS