Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, but you run into a dilemna experienced by the BORG unit 7 of 9, where you have downloaded too much information for your processor to handle and your brain just about implodes from trying to sort it out.

I wish I had a 68HC11 CPU and bluetooth reciever in my head.

(Btw 68HC11 is the descendant of the Motorola 68000 CPU used in the Apple IIe, it is such a low-power and off-beat CPU that viruses etc for it don't exist, and coding is done in good old assembly.)

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. However you get allergic reactions from the bluetooth part, and you DIE from brain cancer.


I wish for a mostly harmless planet.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, you get Pluto. However expect a very high energy bill to heat your home, because with evening temperatures approaching absolute zero it's kind of cold outside.

I wish I had lots of cookies.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. Your web browser crashes from the sheer amount.

FUFUFUFU
I MADE A PUN~



I wish I had a huge, rolling ball.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, you also forgot to wish for something.

I wish I had Vis-tan sitting on my lap.

[Seamore]

Mind if I join?

GRANTED, but then you have pain over your legs since she also bring your pc to sit on  your lap.

I wish I meet Aliens

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, but they're invisible, smell really bad and make strange sounds. IE, it's more like meeting a sentient fart.



I wish I could time-warp to Monday...

[Seamore]

Granted, but you take a wrong turn and ends up in monday year 1000 B.C.

I wish I had a full scale 1/1 Gundam

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, however it requires plutonium pellets as an energy source since Nuclear is about the highest energy density that is practical and they only last about 10 minutes.

I wish I had a device to upload myself into Windows with. Dancing with XP-tan lol.

[Alex S]

Granted, but your cyber-molecular structure breaks down and you are deleted within two days.

I wish I had a PET (PErsonal Terminal) from the Rockman.EXE series.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, but it's got a broken card slot. -w-


I wish I had...hell, it's my birthday today! I can wish for whatever I want, can't I? So, I want the entire server this place is hosted on, wrapped in LOTS of ribbons.

[Seamore]

Of topic for a while
Happy Birthday NejinOniwa. May you live a long and happy life.
Back to topic

Granted, but since the timing is tight, the project is suspended untill next year. (Hope nobody gone for whale hunting me for this joke)

I wish today is raining (It's so damn hot these days)

[Alex S]

Granted, but it never stops raining and you drown.

I wish I had a functioning Duel Disk.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Granted, but in the crossfire of your first live-ammo duel it gets destroyed.

I wish I had more Vis-tan pics.

[Dos]

^okay you have 2 new Vis-tan photos that fill your hard drive

I wish had more mudkips in my days
-Dos, Meow