Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Justin]

Granted, but you electrocute yourself in the process.

I wish Pidgin was more fully-featured.

[Kami-Tux]

Granted, now it needs 3 GB of RAM


I wish that I was perfectly healthy.

[Justin]

Granted, but in order to be so you have to eat nothing and drink only water for the rest of your life.

I wish I was an uber h4x0r.

[iDarbert]

Grated, but he wants to kill you.

I wish I could live forever.

YOU FAIL!
*TF2 sad medley*

It was "Granted, but he's thinking about nothing at all" or something like that, as in the game.

I wish I was an uber h4x0r.

Granted, but you can only hack in Cobol.

I wish I had a wish.

[Justin]

Granted, but you blow it on something stupid you wish you didn't have later, and you blew your only wish so you're stuck with it.

I wish I was at Taco Bell.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You are now inside the taco bell. Everything stinks of old rotten tortillas and the time is 11:59.
RUN, STUPID, LIEK, NAO!!!


I wish my melatonin pills had funny side effects.

[Justin]

Granted. It causes you to become addicted to melatonin pills, and you run out.

I wish the torrent I'm downloading now would go faster.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, but your network adapter will explode in ten seconds. Have fun.




I wish I had a deathstar in miniature.

[Kami-Tux]

Granted, but a miniature Luke Skywalker blows it up and causes your room to catch fire.


I wish that I could draw better.

[Justin]

Granted, but your mom catches you drawing hentai.

I wish the TOS I'm writing for my site would write itself.

[Kami-Tux]

Granted, but they will write themselves in Ancient Tibetian.

I wish that my clothes would never get dirty or get smelly, thus eliminating my need to do the washing ever again!

[Justin]

Granted, but in order to do so, your clothes become radioactive. You get cancer.

I wish Taco Bell didn't screw up my order earlier.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted, but the ones who fixed that was Anon, so naturally you get ALL of the town's pizza delivery boys camping at your door.



I wish for post to be delivered on sunday.

(BECAUSE IF IT DID I'D HAVE MY FUC­K­ING COMPUTER NOW)

[Justin]

Granted. You get "Mail on Sunday" by Flo Rida instead of your PC.

I wish that this unnecessary phone jack was out of my room.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You know have a combined TV/Phone/LAN jack instead, which you HAVE to use. And to top it off, whenever the phone calls, the internet connection breaks off.


I wish there wasn't so much stuff I'd have to transfer over to DELTA...