Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but your skill level is less than Chitose's.

i wish my brain had all the knowledge of wikipedia.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can only recall more "useless" knowledge than anything that can actually come in handy (Like, you'll think "Crystal Pepsi" before you think of the answer to "Who is Shigeru Miyamoto?")

I wish I could make the hair fall out of my legs just by thinking about it

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it falls out everywhere else, too.

i wish we had a dishwasher at home.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it breaks down

I wish I had grape juice

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but it's fermented. enjoy your drunken stupor~

i wish AB was an extra month away.

[Nichi]

Granted. The extra time allows me to come...and unfortunately, I get all of us thrown out because I bust in through the windows on a motorcycle, while in a cosplay of Cloud Strife. Although, you have to admit, that was pretty badass regardless of the property damage

I wish I didn't have the Working theme stuck in my head @_@
SOMEONE ONE ONE~

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted is stuck in your posterior

I wish the simpsons had ended in season 995

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, it ends in 2063.

I wish /b/ was never talked about.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. 7chan is the new 4chan and THAT'S talked about.

i wish i had all of King of the Hill on dvd.

[Simonorged]

granted, its in Korean with crappy subtitles.

I wish I had the time to sun bathe

[Chocofreak13]

(WHOO!!)

granted, but you do what i did when i went to florida 5 years ago: burn horribly enough that your tan lines don't disappear for 5 years.

i wish i would always have enough food and money to survive.

[Simonorged]

Granted, it's still bare minimum.

I wish it was always 62-65 degrees

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you're now on mars.

i wish i was better at sewing Yukata.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can't find the right fabric to make it

I wish I wouldn't stay up so late :\

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, now you get up too early for anything exciting to happen.

I wish modern Saturday morning cartoons weren't so mediocre anymore.