OS-tan light bulb jokes

Started by panithan, November 06, 2006, 06:07:41 AM

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Alex Stankevitch

You can have your OS-tans, im going SW-tans.

C-Chan

Hehe... as long as I get to see an avatar and signature of Ad-Aware-tan, you've got my full-backing.  -v-

Kami-Tux

How many Gentoo-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, provided you have enough time until she manufactored the lightbulb on her own.

How many FreeDOS-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2: one to screw it in and one to tell her how MSDOS-tan behaved differently during the task.

How many HURD-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One and she will do it in the most elegant way ever. The only drawback is that she'll only arrive in half a year.

How many DSL-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, if you give her enough time and a mountain-climber-equipment. And a video-camera because no one will believe you.

How many tinfoilhat-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"No, I won't screw it in. Lightbulbs contain cameras which record everything in the room to the alien invaders!"

How many Vis-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one if you have a license for every room she screws in lightbulbs.


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Aurora Borealis

HAHAHAHA! Those are very good, especially the TinfoilHat-tan one! :D

Lovee

i'm interested in how many tiger-tans are needed to screw a bulb^ ^the problem of motherboard was a very old problem of apple computers in old years(maybe apple ii or macintosh... i forgot-v-)

Kami-Tux

One BSD-tan to screw it in and one Tiger-tan to take the fame for it. (Mac OS X is based on the OpenSource OS Darwin, which is a BSD)


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Tsubashi

QuoteMac OS X is based on the OpenSource OS Darwin, which is a BSD

Actually, Darwin is based more off of NeXTSTEP, besides which Apple developed both Darwin and Tiger extesivly, so I think they deserve credit.
-Tsu

Kami-Tux

well, the German Wikipedia didn't even mention NextStep, the English does, so you're right. *eats its words*

3 OS-tans work undercover in a big company. After a while, the boss asks them to come in his buereau and says: "I have heard that you 3 are OS-tans... I think I can figure out who you are." He looks at the green-haired girl: "You look pretty but fail at everything you attempt, you are ME-tan." the Os-tan nods. He points at the brown-haired girl, who feels defenseless without her helmet and her spear: "You don't look that pretty, but you are a good worker, especially when many things happen, are you Lnux-tan?" She nods. He looks at the third OS-tan. "You are OS/2-tan, right?" OS/2-tan is delighted that he knows her. "That was hard to find out: you are a good worker, you look pretty, but nearly no one knows that you work here."


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Lovee

ok i know, anyway we need more than one osx-tan right?^ ^

CaptBrenden

How many 3.1tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  

None, a goddess need but say, let there be light! and there will be no need for lightbulbs
"YOU IDIOT!!" -Kasen Ibara

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Lovee

-v- i'm interested in who will be that goddess-v-
BTW did god say "let there be light" on the second day?

CaptBrenden

3.1sama of course.  Have you acceptet 3.1 as your goddess and savior?
"YOU IDIOT!!" -Kasen Ibara

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Tsubashi

QuoteBTW did god say "let there be light" on the second day?

Nope, according to most christian religions, God created Light and Dark on the first day. ^^ (Genesis 1:3)
-Tsu

Kami-Tux

Why does the ME-tan cross the road?
To help her master

How does the ME-tan cross the road?
it runs to her master, falls down, stands up, runs some more, freez3es... good thing the road is blocked for traffic.

Why does OS/2-tan cross the road?
She saw that ME-tan.


Why did 3.1-tan cross the road?
She followed her DOSkitten.

How did 3.1-tan cross the road?
CaptBrenden carried her over it so she did not need to walk. ( :p )

Why does ReactOS cross the road?
Because the Windows-girls are doing it.

How does DSL-tan cross the road?
no one knows, she was so fast we have not seen her doing so.

Why does Tiger-tan cross the road?
Because it's the Intel Boulevard

(think: runs on Intel)



How does Gentoo-tan cross the road?
well, first she builds the road...


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Lovee

is DSL-tan NDS Lite-tan? i guess maybe PSP-tan is faster-v-
p.s. panther can't run on intel, only tiger and leopard can^ ^