Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"This character wears a K-cup bra"
"...her boobs are coffee?"
- A friend, me

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

"Men who could make that girl from The Ring crawl RIGHT OUTTA YER ASS."

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

"The chocolate bars might, uh, make me keel over and, uh...die, unfortunately...but, I DO think that the, uh...everything else is pretty solid."
-Garrek Bernard, 'Try Guys Ruin Chocolate Eclairs w/ Pro Chefs

[Nichi]

"Would the evil version of Anime Boston be called Live Action New York?"
- Me

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

"So this guy is trying to trade Cheeseburgers, butt pot, and a broken XBox One. For a car."
-RSlash

"Now I've got a mental image of someone lighting a blunt, holding it up to their puckered anus, and then farting out a cloud of smoke."
-RSlash

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

"Does this dude think that butt plugs are a feminine hygiene product....?"
-RSlash

"Is that...is that how the song goes?"
"It's something we used to sing in prison."
-Arin, Dan, Ten Minute Power Hour

"My six year old told me I need to slap the beef every day"
-RSlash

[Nichi]

"That car was good at turning fuel into noise and not much else"
- Me

"Well, this is a piece of doughnut for a future star like me"
- Ranko (Go Princess Precure)

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

"That car was good at turning fuel into noise and not much else"
- Me

"Well, this is a piece of doughnut for a future star like me"
- Ranko (Go Princess Precure)

i'm hoping the second one is a weird translation thing. .__.;

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

"Shit happens, man, especially when you're trying to drink and drive."
-My Mum

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

"Y'know I was not...ALLOWED...to wear sunblock as a kid."
"Because [your mother] wanted you to adapt....?"
"Because we're Italian. You don't need that shit."
-Greg, Meredith, How To Drink: Winecoolers

[Goujer (she/her)]

"I eat Peanuts with the shells still on" -Me

[Nichi]

"These bars are coated with anti-sword coating!"
- from one of my old stories x3

i'm hoping the second one is a weird translation thing. .__.;

The character in question is obsessed with donuts, and she kept bringing them up constantly.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

"Did he spend [the per diem] on hookers and cocaine? I don't care. Follow your heart, man!"
-RSlash

"That's one of the benefits of working at RSlash Incorporated. You get a per diem for hookers and cocaine."
-RSlash

"Our next post is from Booty Snacks Dot Com"
-RSlash

"Have you or someone you love been affected by Hot People?"
-Brie, Kristen and Brie Style Jen For Fall | Kitchen & Jorn

[Hālian He/him]

are they one fox or three? twenty? who knows?

[Nichi]

"Use the violin to cause violence. Nice"
- Me