Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"This website was supposed to be taken off the rack 5 months ago"
- random site logo tooltip on AT4W homepage

[winduko]

"you fangirled over your stepfather"
-me to my friend

Edit: "Don't judge a jellybean by its color!"

"The black ones taste like Ebola, while the white ones taste like John McCain."

[Nichi]

"Fighting Polygonal Wireframe Alloy Mii Team"
- Me, on Smash Bros.

[Chocofreak13]

"Did you get Venereal Disease in your Head?"
-Soldier, to Sgt. Kudokawa City of Life and Death

[Nichi]

"Why can't I call a witch a 'witch'? That's what they are! YOU PEOPLE DRIVE ME CRAZY!"
- Halloweenie

"Adventure Time is like Fallout: New Vegas in Technicolor"
- Me, to a friend of mine

"Link is too big? I think Zelda would be happy with that"
- random GameFAQs user

"It's like a walking ad for condoms"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"and we can all be kitty rangers : D"
-me

"IN EACH TOWN THERE IS A WISE MAN. LEARN FROM HIM" - random lady (Zelda II: The Adventure of Link)"
-Pent

"but then i could just set it on fire

and burn it in effigy"
-Me

"I'm so sorry....i almost got us killed!"
"I'm used to it."
-Pearl, Steven, Steven Universe

"Now remember, Steven, if you run into any trouble out there, you can always bail. There's never any shame in bailing."
"Fatherly advice! Got it!"
-Greg, Steven, Steven Universe

"Sure, why not! How hurt could we get?"
-Greg Universe, Steven Universe

"Karate chop your child in the neck....parenting. -w-"
-Me

"Now, as part of school tradition, we will present each first year girl with her VERY...OWN....KITTEN."
-Miss Cackle, The Worst Witch

"We will ALL get our chance to meet the Grand Wizard I must sit down for a moment"
-Miss Hardbroom, admiring a picture of the Grand Wizard (Tim Curry), The Worst Witch

"Daddy, she looks like a MERMAID!!"
-Small child, in reference to Me

[Nichi]

"DEMON PANTS"
- Me, on an amusing typo

"Dude milk sounds like a term from really bad erotica. I love it."
- someone on Tumblr

"Penischu is the final boss."
- someone on GameFAQs

[winduko]

"Kaede Haruka, bitches."
- me not sleeping, out loud

"...did I say that out loud?"
- me realizing that I really should sleep

[Nichi]

"Playing as Donkey Kong makes my dong expand"
"You should get that looked at"
- Me, Stew

[Chocofreak13]

"There's a blue-haired girl on my bed, working on my computer.....this is the sexiest thing i've ever seen."
-Steve, on Me, a few weeks ago

"I hear what you're saying, it would be incredibly dangerous, a fool's errand, this chair is disgusting."
-Pearl

"CHRISTMAS IS EARLY BITCHES"
-me

" *busts through wall* CHRIIIISTMAAAAS JEEENNNKIIIINS"
-me

"Dude Milk sounds like a yaoi."
- Random Tumblr User

[Nichi]

"[...] one of the side effects of exposure to magical rollercoasters is death"
- Me

"Boobs don't do that. Those are scary pointy missile things."
- someone on Tumblr

"I don't like safety pins"
"So, you prefer dangerous pins?"
- A coworker, me

[Chocofreak13]

"It's not really a movie to suck cock to."
-me

[Bella]

Would it be weird to ask which movie?

"[Thank You Compiler] will be the name of your band's first album."

"Why do you think I'm eating baby swiss? It's because I can't stop thinking of how big a baby you are."
-Stew

[Chocofreak13]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memories_of_Matsuko

[Nichi]

"It's Halloweenie's cherished little brother; little brother...weenie"
- Halloweenie

"FIND SOMETHING OFFENSIVE IN EVERYTHING!"
- Halloweenie, on SJWs

"How did Metroid lose his hand?"
"Vicious fight with a undead lawnmower"
- random GameFAQs users

"I recommend Black Cock...I can't imagine that being taken out of context"
- Brad Jones