Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

In DURING Nejin cries blood, more liek.
(now a meme!)

[NejinOniwa]

Come on, I've tried to forget those memories. :/

[Chocofreak13]

but it's so funny. xD

[Nichi]

"INSERT PINGAS INTO VAG WHILE
SEGA CD BIOS MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

(these are all the CQ worthy things i've posted between me and pent in the past month)

"You see, the female body has a way of making a spring-loaded boxing glove fly out of her vagina to knock out would-be rapists" </faux_news>
- Pent, on a pic i sent him

"I slowly start seeping Corn into them...."
"I know that's a god, but i have this mental image of you opening up a leg wound,  pouring corn into them and sewing it up."
"GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! CORN!!!"
- Cultist-chan and Alice (former Dead Noble)

"That's a d10....plus 13."
*rolls*
"Twenty-Three!"
"....yeah that's a hit."
*room bursts into laughter*
"so wait, is that it?"
"Nope. you get another attack."
"....."
*rolls*
"Aw, that's only--"
"You get another roll."
*rolls*
"That's better! another 22 points of damage!"
"Roll location."
"48."
"That's the body."

*alex proceeds to describe how the wolf basically gets put through a blender as Cultist-chan's chainsword does its work*

"it's like a blood pinata just exploded!"
*room bursts into laughter*
"chiliiiii~!"
*more laughter*
"a pinata full of chili."
-Gaming Group

"I'm assuming that unless the situation doesn't call for it, you always have a weapon drawn. Like, in the shower. Or asleep. Or--"
"I'll have you know that at night, The Mayor not only cuddles Serenity, but also his precious Meltagun."
"Yes, we all have psychological issues here."
-Alex, Me, Alex

"Sup?"
"discussing how my sister's character somehow ended up a jew"
-Pent and Me

"He's catholic and he's jewish. He's a cashew"
-Pent

"Should i....Should i get you a subscription to the Watchtower?"
-Me, to Alex

"Cultist-chan just made a big, big blunder
we're in a mine
fighting some sort of corrupted zombie-like people
CC just used her flamethrower....
now kids, what usually happens in a mine? : D"
"GAS LEAK"
"EXACTLY!
it killed off all the demons and the priest we were supposed to be protecting"
"It'll blow up the entire planet
Oh, and how are we supposed to escape?
...oops

*rough quotes from ep1 of Dandy*"
-Me and Pent

"I'm sorry, this never happened to me before"
"NOT HAVING A PENIS NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE!?"
- Ken, Barbie (Robot Chicken)

"Zelda's a bitch"
"Well, Link's an asshole"
"True; Zelda might not be a bitch if Link wasn't an asshole"
-Pent

"Parents:
Surfing on trains can be deadly.
Please tell your kids the only safe ride is a ride inside."
-The Back of a MetroCard

"the mayor just narrowly avoided getting butt-raped
because the mayor was stupid
and fired his meltagun into a writhing mass"
-me

"I pulled a rape demon out of my ass"
- Alex McFall, 2014

"That should be a thing now. Heresy Bards."
-Claire

"I'm gonna shoot the fucker in his face! Well, not specifically face, just shoot the fucker."
"Roll with +10."
"I rolled a 10! Or a 1, pretty sure that's the same Body Part."
"That's a Fucking Headshot!"
- Me, Alex, Me, Claire

"I can't believe it. A castle 70 metres tall came out of a moat with a depth of 15 metres.
Well, who cares if it doesn't make any sense!"
-Sasshi, Abenobashi Magical Shopping Arcade

"Merv Griffin, creator of jeopardy, wheel of fortune, etc, has this on his tombstone
"I will *not* be right back after this message"
-me

"*character gets flanking bonuses when fighting this goblin*
*with attack bonus rolls an 18*
*gets to roll 2d6 in addition to d8*
*gets 8, 2, 6*
*stabs hobgoblin through the armpit*
and now, metal version of the FF7 battle theme -w-"
-Me

"Now I know, and 50% of the conflict is knowledge!
GI JOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~"
-Pent

"I'm going to bull rush the beserking, flaming goblin."
- Me

"THE POWER OF TEAMWORK~
"YOU WON US THE STANLEY CUP WITH ONLY TWO SECONDS TO GO! TEAMWORK! WEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPPPIONNNS, MY FRIIIIEND"
-Me, when Xyno (Arty's Character) used her staff to whack the flaming, beserking Hobgoblin in the head, killing him

"I am going to check the traps for stairs."
-Me

"I am now going to take the emptied of its valuables chest and push it down the stairs."
"GUYS!! I JUST HAD A REALIZATION!! We are now technically.."
"Checking the Traps for Stairs"
"Checking the Traps for Stairs."
*Alex proceeds to detail horrific traps from stairs*
"....We have now checked the traps for stairs."
-Nate, Me, Arty and Me simultaneously, Claire

"so i just attempted something so spectacular it was fucking stupid
or so stupid it was fucking spectacular
trapped stairs + someone mentioning i'd probably die if i tried to disable it + lack of trust after the chest i opened launched a bunch of rats on us = me attempting to climb down the stairs on the ceiling
i made it down most of the way!"
-Me

"...you're going to check the traps for stairs? -w-;"
-Pent

"then i lost my balance and fell
got caught on a wall scythe on the way down
fell on spikes
then got dragged on a trip chain down the rest of the spikes down the stairs
at the end of all i was -6 to my hp and bleeding out on the floor, but alive
appearantly that worked to our favour as well as the hallway of wall scythes that was presented to us
i disabled 2/6 and the third failed on us twice, almost hitting me
molly was having none of this
she got over 20 on all the rest of the rolls, so she basically just smashed the rest of them off the walls, walking forward with a look of "FUCK YOU NOPE"
-Me

"so i attempted to hit
and failed
and my balance check was awesome (cause we're on a super-icey floor)
so alex let me switch them
so my character did the following:
she looked like she deftly swung underneath the enemy's sword for an excellent kill shot
she actually tripped forward and accidentally stabbed  the enemy, killing him
also, she now calls the molotov cocktails Mollytovs
(Arty accidentally wrote in Molotov Cockteases, so she calls them that now)
and after someone said something involving fish as a weapon we laughed over how arty was now the scout
and then i tried to rename all healing potions Mad Milk (didn't go over -w-; )
and our party has officially been nicknamed the Fire Nation
Xyno (arty) is Uncle Iroh
Ryton (nate) is Zuko
Tovah (claire) is Azula
cleric (sis) is Mai
Molly (me) is Ty-Li"
-Me

"O Holy Fuck
We're going to get our shiiiiiit fucked up
Oh Sorely Bad
Holy Shit We're Going to Die"
-Me, singing a lovely Battle Dirge, to the tune of "Oh Holy Night"

"Cold Fuel Sources Burn Not Well"
-Alex

"Cold wood takes longer to catch."
"....They're made of wood?"
-Alex and Claire

"just took out 3 at once >:3
fuck yeah Mollytovs"
-me

"You're colding onto life."
"Hahaha, and you make fun of me for MY puns!"
"I made a pun?"
"You said you're 'colding onto life."
*cringes*
-Alex and Arty

"I'm going to throw a molotov cocktail there."
"....
.....
....."
"Actually, you (arty) WOULD take damage since both of those squares are adjacent to where you are." (please not that arty is unconscious right now)
"3!"
"You (arty) take 3 damage. And you're on fire."
-Jackie and Alex

"Well! That's a hit! 23!"
"...Remember that 18 to 20 is your crit range."
"19!"
(entire group) "Re-roll."
*laughs* "20!"
*group laughs* "Roll again!"
"15!"
"....Plus your base attack, plus your dex cause of Weapon Finesse..."
"19!"
*group laughs*
"So that's a triple-crit."
"What's your crit, x2?"
"Yeah."
"So that'd be x3. Roll a d8."
"....12!"
"......."
"4 times 3 is 12..."
"Right."
.........
"So you and him are sizing up each other's defenses, and he's trying to get his bearings, and you take a step back, and step on his sword, and backstroke across his throat."

- (in order) Me, Alex, Me, Group, Me, Group, Me, Alex, Me, Claire, Jackie, Me, Alex, Me, Group, Me, Alex

"Shove'n'glug."
-Jackie

"GOOD. GOD. YOU'VE CAPTURED A WIL-O-THE-WISP ON A STICK."
-Me

"You are such a better rogue than Elaine....you three do not not the horrors of playing in a game with Elaine..."
-Alex (?)

"teddy is in love with claire
the room laughed when i said that after making a yuru yuri reference
note to self: 13
oh, and i meant to say this earlier: Molly is Nopemaster"
-me

"Why....."
"....Kari's makin' it rain."
"An make it rain, make it rain!"
-Jackie, Alex, Kari

"Oh! .....I think i stabbed myself in the eye."
"You rolled a 1?"
"Yeah..."
"Roll again..."
"...3."
"Yeah......roll damage."
"Let's make sure you didn't hurt me."
"Or me."
"Yeah....cause that can happen."
"HAH! 1!!"
"......"
"Not shitting you, it's a 1."
"Alright, high or low."
"High......?"
".......You hit the cleric."
*group looks around in confusion*
"...How??"
"You're fighting, and the goblin does to you what he did to her (Tovah), and smashes your wrist, sending your blade gracefully flying off....it nicks the cleric in the face and keeps going down the hallway, into the dark."

-(in order) Me, Alex, Me, Alex, Me, Alex, Claire, Nate, Alex, Me, Group, Me, Alex, Me, Alex, Me, Alex

"Special Thanks to Gary Gygax; your rapidly-spinning corpse is providing clean electricity for thousands"
- excerpt from the Dungeons: The Dragoning rulebook"
-Pent

"What did Ryton just do?"
"........."
*Nate raises hand*
*group laughs hysterically*
"Somebody OTHER than Ryton."
-Alex, Group, Alex

"Mmmm, mushy testicles..."
-Arty

[Chocofreak13]

"MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
*pic of a classroom, where all the students are secretly watching hockey on their laptops*"
pssh, secretly
THEY ARE ALL TRAINED FROM BIRTH"
-Pent and Me

"why am i reminded of Zeeky Boogy Doog"
-me

"What would you bring back in time to convince people you are a powerful wizard?"
"Super Aryan Hitler"
-Card combo i won with

"Don't worry! He lived thanks to ___!"
"Guro"
-Card combo i lost with

"What's the new Fad Diet?"
"A Chinese Buffet where Everything is Wrapped in Bacon"
-A Winning Combo, Just Now

"You see a guy unzip his pants, and reach in...and pull out Donkey Kong Country
EXPAND DONG
Also, there's the very dirty sounding clip from the DKC cartoon; with DK telling Candy "I'll shower you with coconut cream pies"
-Pent

"Are you sure your name isn't Smitty Werbenmangensen? Cause you're my #1"
-Spongebob Valentine

"So, there's a song on the Lego Movie soundtrack, called "Everything is Awesome"
...mirror universe Everything is Terrible?"
-pent

"Mmm. Buy a cute new outfit, and want to shot it off? I can :3"
"SHOT IT OFF
OO THAT'S DIRTY
(DO YOU THINK SO? WELL I'D BETTER NOT SHOW YOU WHERE THE LEMONAID IS MADE)"
-Pent and Me

"...and then Celebi destroys part of the forest in a way that definitely isn't ripping off the introduction of the WEAPONs in Final Fantasy VII"
- quote from this review"
-pent

"all grenades are to be referred to as potatoes"
"Hm?"
"grenades = potatoes
that is all"
-me and pent

"I should eat a baked grenade for dinner
Sounds like an explosive meal
: D"
-pent

"there needs to be a robot billy mayes now"
-me, just now

"Barnaby Bubbles just shattered a guy's ribs with his Tommy Gun
while he's behind a table in a tailored suit -w-
classy-ass dinosaur"
-me

"and our robot just got shot in the larynx
[insert angry, garbled mechanical scream here]"
-me

"aaaaand Barnaby just shot another guy in the throat; guy subsequently fell to ground and died. -w-"
-me

"Lily (the ibot) has now been shot in the jaw
she's somehow still conscious
and is now dripping drool and white blood all over the place"
-me

"Mr. Bubbles finally has a little sister
mind you, the roles are reversed considering she's mechanical, i'm not"
-Me

"Is someone trying to scientifically molest Lily?"
"The Accountant."
-Claire and Alex

"KIDS, THERE'S NOTHING MORE COOL THAN SCIENCE
BUT IF SOMEONE TRIES TO USE IT TO TOUCH YOU IN A PLACE OR IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT'S NO GOOD
(You totally need to unload some of your quotes into Context Quote. It's sad how quiet that topic's been)"
"at some point i will, maybe tonight or tomorrow"
"YAY!"
"read them your quote
"That's So Good."
-Alex"
-Pent and Me

"You've been on the ship for awhile now. And you're starting to get....bored.
That Pirate Attack was one of the last things that's happened.
You've been on the ship for....months? No....years is what it feels like.
Which is fine, since the ship explodes."
- Alex

"Something about Bringing the City in the Sky to Rain Judgement upon the Land..."
-Alex, on what Lily is Threatening

"i think i'm gonna put this bitch in colour. bitches love colour."
-me

"so we just had a thorough discussion about whether or not this door is a door"
-me

"Someone rolls a natural 20...."
"IT'S A DOOR!"
-Claire and Alex

"Hello, and welcome to THE DOOR"
- quote from a favorite episode of Timon & Pumbaa"
-pent

"Is that a fountain?"
"Yep!"
"How the fuck is there a fountain down here?! How is it not frozen!?"
"How did you figure out that was a fountain?"
"It's filled with blue."
-Me, Alex, Me, Arty, Me

"How is it not frozen?"
"It could be saltwater. It could be alcohol."
"It could be heated!"
"It could be magic."
"Or it could be not real. QUICK, EVERYBODY DISBELIEVE THE FOUNTAIN!!"
".....13! Is it a fountain?"
"...It's a fountain."
-Jackie, Claire, Me, Nate, Me, Arty, Alex

"The most Righteous of Donkey Punches"
-Claire

"*fist of the bros*"
-pent

"Let me see your assburn, baby."
-clerk at booth in mall

"Horrible fake disease or feminist rock band - angry uterus"
-me, old quote

""*bored insomniac girl*
*pleasures self at 5am*
*falls asleep with vibrator stuck in pants*
"I have the weirdest boner right now"
-old quip i thought of for you guys

"YOU GOT A FUCKIN' MAIL!!! ALRIGHT!!!1"
-me, on finding out that the "new mail" tone in this windows theme was the FF7 victory fanfare

"*points to you* THIS GUY ARE TOTALLY SICK"
-me, to pent

"They're terraforming the earth. It's about to get ugly."
"Well, that fits."
"How do you figure?"
"Well, the water's on fire."
-Cyborg, Batman, Green Lantern - Justice League War

"*is talking in squeaky little girl voice*
*does not think i should continue this in game -w-; *
in other news, my sister is considering making Sticky Frag Grenades"
"xD
Also, neat"
"to explain~
Mag Weapons (or Frag Weapons or whatever they're called) are fired and they break apart, landing chunks in the opponent
they could do nothing!
they could be more bombs!
they could be filled with poison!
you don't know! : D"
"THEY COULD BE DUCT TAPE"
"EVEN STICKIER"
-me and pent

"we're like the missouri of the north, only less fat and inbred! : D"
-me, on New Hampshire

"Sup?"
"discussing corpse activity"
-Pent and Me

"I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN."
- someone on Tumblr"
-Pent

"Eats dick Angrily..."
-me, on what the Paladin is doing (after arty misspoke)

"DUDE! Angry. Evil. Lesbian. Bath. Sex."
*group cracks up*
"This needs to be a thing."
-Me

"ARE THERE ANY GIRLS AT THE BAR!? I WANT TO DO THEM!!"
-Alex

"Cause that's the smart thing to do."
"What, pay a prostitute?"
-Me and Arty

"also we have determined that there should be a paladin that smites evil with a weaponized codpiece
*thrust thrust*
SMITE!
EVIL!"
-me

"They also have Dire Badgers..."
"I think that would count as a Honeybadger in this context....i mean, they ARE kinda dire..."
"*snickers* Dire Honeybadger..."
"OH GOD, WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!"
-Claire and Me

"My badger can rage."
-Claire

"Wait, wait, wait, i almost forgot something. Can i search the archmage for traps."
".......*facepalm*....no."
*group cracks up*
"Can we leave in a MENACING manner?
"I brought that one on myself, didn't i?"
"Yeah, you kinda did..."
-Me, Alex, Claire, Alex, Me

"Oh god, that looks like spooge on your computer. (referring to a Radiohead album cover)"
"Oh god, it does! Stop saying everything looks like spooge, kari!!"
"It's an explosion."
"I know."
"Of spooge!"
"It's an explosion."
"Is it Radiohead spooging over how awesome they are?"
"Radiohead IS awesome..."
"Thom Yorke likes to THINK he is..."
"What, spoogalicious?"
"Weren't we DOING something pertinent to the situation...?"
*group cracks up*
"You were proceeding MENACINGLY...."
-Me, Arty, Alex, Me, Arty, Alex, Arty, Me, Alex, Arty, Claire, Alex

"Everything terrible, and for once it's your own fault."
-Claire, to Alex

"May you all burn in hell..."
"I'm already there, bitch!"
-Alex, Arty

"Well, there was Frozen Revenge (?), and then there was Press-Ganged Revengencers..."
*group cracks up*
"Revengencers!?"
"Revengers."
"No no, Revengencers is better!!"
"Fine, Revengencers..."
*group cracks up*
"Can i.....Can i pitch a name for this campaign...?"
*Alex motions for me to proceed*
"Stay Frosty, People."
"Welp, that wins." *group cracks up as he says this*
-Alex, Arty, Alex, Arty, Alex, Me, Alex (on picking a name for this chronicle)

"ENDLESS CHAOS COMES WITH VANILLA ICE~"
-Pent

"doing things MENANCINGLY and checking for traps are now memes of this game"
-me

"Sup?"
"nm, appearantly getting laid in game
pissing off an npc paladin
arty's character came over, whispered very loudly as i was talking to another elf with an appearance rating of 1/10"
"^^;;"
"DUDE....ASK HIM TO BOOOONE"
"....You know what, why the hell not!"
-Molly"
-Pent and Me

"One question first!! Do i need to get cleansed after this!"
"No one gives me a chance, so i'm good!"
"Alright! We get to go and i don't have to spend 50 gold! Alright!!"
-Molly and Allen the Garbagefire Elf

"Technically hair IS made of meat....i suppose...."
-Me

"So.....Sex....Want to?"
*blink*
"That's an appropriate response for a 3!! That is appropriate dialogue for a 3!!"
-Me

"and now Xyno has gotten laid by the craziest guy in the room, a fellow dwarf"
-me

("he got an 8/10 appearance-wise..."
-me)

"and Molly has made plans to "do this again" with Allen when and if she gets back"
-me

"INSERT PINGAS INTO VAG WHILE SEGA CD BIOS MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND"
-Pent

"Xyno has a husband is now a meme for this game
arty keeps telling us to fuck off whenever we mention it -w-"
-Me

"So, Kari's character just had sex in a tabletop RPG. Story at 11"
- Me, in Top(ic)less, to Cockle"
"i can't recall how many times...
like, 5 or 6?
appearantly she has a ginger boyfriend now"
"Your character gets around xDD"
"no no, it was only with 2 guys"
"Ahh -w-;"
"a super-average looking human who almost cried after sex
and Allen the garbagefire Wood Elf"
-Pent and Me

"I WILL DEFEAT YOU, FOR MY ONE THOUSAND FATHERS!!"
"His mom must really get around"
- The hero in a comic Mao was reading in Disgaea 3, Me
-Pent

"let me explain how Xyno's round of getting laid went
she went up to the CRAAAAAZY Dwarf, and propositioned him (she rolled a 3/20)
awkward things ensued, as the guy muttered several things about "meeeeaaat...."
he then placed a hand on her shoulder....firmly
and told her his name, and that he was a cleric of Kiz (the chaotic-batshit god)
she was sort of panicking
and he got up and they sort of agreed on sex
then this happened:
"DID YOU ASK THE QUESTION!?"
"WHAT QUESTION!?"
"THE QUESTION HAS BEEN ASKED. COURTSHIP IS COMPLETE!!"
*picks up Xyno and hoists her above his head*
*dashes upstairs*
after sex, they conversed, then she kicked him the face, which he took as foreplay and they ended up doing it again
the morning after they conversed as he stared intently out the window without blinking
she asked about a hominoid femur lying on a dresser as she left, to which he responded he chews when he's nervous
she asked for it and he gave it to her
we're all taking that to mean they are married now
(helps that she found a lion femur she plans on giving back to Ganneh)"
-Me, on The Marriage of the Dwarf (aka Xyno's BethrothedP

"i have extensively drawn Allen"
"?"
"Garbagefire Elf who is now Molly's Boyfriend"
-Me and Pent

"dude, i just rolled a 26
and another 26
and then a 16
against this unicorn
I THINK I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING"
-me

"You're going to go after salad fingers, got it.
*group cracks up*
"Yes, i'm going after salad fingers!"
-Me and My Sister, on the strange figure that's standing in for a unicorn

"Does anyone else feel like we're pulling a Steve Erwin here...?"
-Me, on us Dying at the hands of Unicorns


"it would seem these graces (name for a pack of unicorns) just wander around and kick the shit out of things
Unicorns are Dicks : D "
-me



"so far we have:

MENACINGLY
Can I Check For Traps?
The Marrage of the Dwarf (aka Xyno's Bethrothed)
MEEEEEAAAATTTT
CAAAAUUUSEEE AND EFFFEEEECTTT
Unicorns are Dicks : D



"Mmm, Butt Buddies...."
-Me, Earlier

"I ship you and Z....you guys are my OTP pairing....Butt Buddies."
-Arty, just now

[alfonso_rd_30]

you got some 'splainin' to do!
Turkey call?
Eeyup.
Trash your voice?
Eeyup.
Zecora remedy?
Eeyup.
Not quick enough?
Nnope.
Needed a deep voice?
Eeyup.
Poison joke?
Eeyup.
Flutterguy?
Eeyup.
Better now?
Eeyup.
And that shy filly was livin' her dream in the shadows because she couldn't bring herself to come into the spotlight?
Eeyup.

figure it out

Though, no offense... you kind of sounded like a dude

again, figure it out

[Cockleshell]

you're so god damn polio ridden that i wish you had contracted measles before i even met you.

[Chocofreak13]

"It seems that 'BERRRRRRRRRT' is a meme for this game now"
-me

"You feel.....gravity go weird for a second."
-Alex, on our Box Truck Rolling Over with Us In the Back

""How did I lose my Virginity?"
A. Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot
B. The token Minority.
C. a 55-gallon drum of Lube.
(D. Friendly Fire)"
-me

"I HAVE SACRIFICED THIS SMALL CUBAN BOY TO YOU, WALT DISNEY"
-me

[LeaflameSD]

"hi"

[Nichi]

"i'm basically playing Cthululu
in a princess costume"
- Kari

"once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher's work day so i wouldn't have to go to school and mom's not an idiot so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher's work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory"
- Someone on Tumblr

"What the hell is an Aluminium Falcon?"
- Emperor Palpatine (Robot Chicken)

"This princess dress boosts my defense by 20. Huzzah!"
- Me

"Do you hate yourself, or are you supremely self-confident?"
- in-game description of Very Hard mode on Persona 4 Golden

"Is 'magic friend' what they called penises back then?"
- Me

[stewartsage]

"I'm not afraid of meth!"
-Bells

[Nichi]

@Stew: LOL -w-;

"The wedding was probably the only good thing to come from chickenpox"
- Me, to Bella

"Get in touch with your zen to pee while hard as a rock. Noted"
- Me

[Bella]

"You just plug me into like a PDP-something, run some scripts, and boom; I has vagina"
-Pent

[Chocofreak13]

xD

"You burnt the fire..."
-Claire, on what i just did

"KRAUSER IS BECOMING MY SPIRIT ANIMAL WHICH MIGHT NOT BE GOOD"
-me

"All the Armour's Made of Armour"
-me