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Started by Chocofreak13, July 03, 2011, 11:18:14 PM

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Chocofreak13

"Wow, great sweater, Roger."
"Yeah, i totally sniped it from a guy on ebay. i not only stole the sweater, i stole his holiday spirit! which made my holiday spirit 2 times stronger, cause that's how it works, right? like highlander? there can be only one...? i dunno, i've had like, 8 cups of egg nog. and this makes 12!"
-Hayley and Roger, American Dad
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stewartsage

"This is a lightweight vacuum cleaner? I'd hate to see the heavyweight."
"I know right?"
"Lead lined, all steel body."
"Chain drive!"
"Ten horsepower diesel engine, crash bar, lift kit."
-How we get through the day

Nichi

#1307
"TLC went from educational shows about giant beast to reality shows about giant beasts"
- TV Tropes

"LET'S GO TO GUNDAM VICTORIA'S SECRET"
- Me

"What works for my sister works for me!"
- He-Man

"NO ONE FUCKS WITH CHRISTMAS SKELETOR"
- Phelous, as Skeletor

"Kellogg's products could, according to its founder, detoxify your colon and keep you from masturbating to excess"
- TV Tropes

Chocofreak13

"She looked like an archaeologist finding a skeleton of a unicorn."
-Actual Line from a Fanfiction I Read
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Nichi

"Cory is out to save the world from an evil scientist who has decided to turn Cory's bobble-head doll of the president, or as Cory likes to say 'the prez' into a destructive force capable of destroying destructive things such as the world which is destructible."
- excerpt from a GameFAQs user's review of Cory in the House

Nichi

#1310
"...I totally misread the title card on this EIT video as "Jewish Evangelion""
- Me

"...there should be a version of I My Me Strawberry Eggs; except with a lady disguising herself as a guy. It could be called "You Yours You Cherry Bacons""
"CHERRY BACONS
WHOOOOO"
- Me and Kari

Chocofreak13

#1311
"You're dating a computer. You're sadder than all of us combined."
- Rock Lee, on when John Egbert picked me (Windows 1.0) in the cosplay dating game

EDIT: Questions and my Answers from the Dating Game:

1. "What is your Favourite Romantic Comedy?"
"I'd have to pick the best one of all....Ferris Bueler's Day Off."
*crowd cheers*
"Well, they win."

2. "_____ (Lead character of the princess bride) in the princess bride: Hot or Not?"
"See, by having him in it, it was both funny AND sexy!"


3. "Who is your favourite actor?"
"Well, Bill Cosby was pretty good in Ghost Dad...."

4. "What is the most Manly thing in the world?"
"Well, i heard something recently about this thing called the 'Warhammer of Zillyhoo', so that sounds rather manly."
*announcer nods with a rather surprised face*
"Yeah, that makes sense."

5. "What is your Favourite Song?"
"*starts singing, crowd joins in* HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU
I WANNA KNOW
HOW DO I BREATHE WITHOUT YOU
IF YOU EVER GOOOO"

6. "What is your Quest?"
"My sole purpose in life is to ensure my Operating System Family CRUSHES MAC BENEATH THEIR HEELS!!!
Oh, and to make you happy."
(*awwwww's erupt from crowd*)


"HE JERKED OFF TO A COMA GIRL!! THAT'S JUST FUCKED UP!!"
-Me, on The End of Evangelion, during my Panel
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Nichi

"Thank you for calling Hell; where we buy, sell, and trade used games. This is Mid-Boss; how may I help you?"
- Me, to my boss

Chocofreak13

but wouldn't mid-boss be the assistant manager? :0
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Nichi

True, but it was my boss that suggested I be Mid-Boss -w-

"Impressive! While playing this game, you can also become an expert in Japanese geography, arf!"
- Dog (Mystical Ninja: Starring Goemon)

Chocofreak13

"the pyrex cup is now my lover. got it."
-me, to my sister, wednesday afternoon

"i have something better than a plastic bucket, but you have to promise to give it back."
*hands pyrex cup*
"yes. i'm totally going to run off with this and claim it for my own. we're going to get married in vegas. we belong to each other, and you have no part of this."
- My Sister and Me, wednesday afternoon
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stewartsage

(2:04:10 AM) Skippy: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/B_Escorial_108v.jpg
(2:05:06 AM) bluegeminimol65: Wow, uh, I don't even really have a guess
(2:05:12 AM) bluegeminimol65: The first time the disciples took acid?
(2:07:07 AM) Skippy: it's either an illuminated manuscript about Revalation or the cover for a group of Spanish monk's first prog rock album

(2:07:38 AM) Skippy: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/B_Escorial_93v.jpg
(2:08:22 AM) Skippy: evidently the only expressions this guy could draw were Trippin' balls and Dead

(2:10:01 AM) Skippy: "we've had it with you droppin' shrooms and trying to play the trumpet"
(2:10:28 AM) Skippy: "just let us enjoy the damn pool!"

DustiiWolf

W: "I think my house is haunted"
J: "Why?"
W: "My wife is there!
W: "All I ever hear is "GeeEeet OooUuUut"!"
- Jeff Dunham and 'Walter' | Spark of Insanity

W: "My mother always told me that in situations like this to do what Jesus would do. So I tried to turn her into a fish."
W: "BE GONE SATAN! ...Hello Shamu!"
- 'Walter' (Jeff Dunham) | Spark of Insanity

W: "*gibberish* Aieee! *click*"
W: [Fake Accent] "What th-"
W: "*explosion noise*"
W: [Fake Accent] "Did you see Joneal's face? Its gone now, but did you see his face?!"
- 'Walter' (Jeff Dunham) | Spark of Insanity
Official -tans are my bat signal.

Simonorged

Cockleshell: Christ on a dildo riding a sperm whale
Simon was here :P

Nichi

#1319
"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me...but it can help"
- Captain Murphy (Sealab 2021)

"My mouth is full of flavor"
- Me